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  • You DON’T suck at commenting …

    The Winner of the 2014 Suck Off is (Drum roll, please)

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    HamCan! Hooray!

  • Not.A.Lion!

    Want a Not.A.Lion t-shirt AND a Llama-nun's Prayer mug? How about a Cat Math mousepad? Of course you do!

    -SilvaNoir

    All are now available as t-shirts and other things! (The llamanun mugs contain the YSaC group prayer on the back.)

  • Talk amongst yourselves …

    A Man! on YSaC, Vol. 358: It’s because he’s an ass.
    […] You Suck at Craigslist is always funny, but this post is the pinnacle (or the nadir) of bad Craigslist…
    2794: The pale rider saga – Chapter 2 part 2 | Library of the Damned on Vol. 273: Miss Teen South Carolina sells furniture, y’all!
    […] Ah, the good ol’ dinning table. […]
    bianchisound on YSaC, Vol CXCII
    In case anyone ever checks. I just saw this ad and missed everyone here. Enjoy! https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pho/d/nellis-afb-womans-feet/7164431024.html
    Decelerate Spoon on YSaC, Vol. 1800: So long, and thanks for all the bees.
    Wow, it’s amazing to finally find this site. I’d say I’m late in getting here, but I know I’m right…
    The Chomskybot – Timbledown. on YSaC, Vol. 285: Colorless green ideas optimize furiously.
    […] (buried in a post on You Suck At Craigslist) […]

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  • YSaC’s greatest hits:

    Here's a few of our favorite posts:

    • YSaC, Vol. III: Not. A. Lion.
    • YSaC, Vol. LXVII: Laca-what?
    • YSaC, Vol. CXXI: Nacho ordinary fountain.
    • YSaC, Vol. CXXIV: The Table.
    • YSaC, Vol. CLXXV: Blood banks.
    • YSaC, Vol. 209: Shouldn't we have prevented the Germans, instead?
    • YSaC, Vol. 241: Nobody wants Ponce de Leon.
    • YSaC, Vol. 308: Let me tell ya about the birds and the ...
    • YSaC, Vol. 321: Meta-hilarity ensues.
    • YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail, parts 2 and 3.
    • Update to YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail LIVE!
    • YSaC, Vol. 364: It's a crock, all right.
    • YSaC, Vol. 442: Philip Glass sells a table.
    • YSaC, Vol. 463: A different use of the slimy tag ...
    • YSaC, Vol. 511: Seriously.
    • YSaC, Vol. 513: Chuck Close the window.
    • YSaC, Vol. 536: Die Harmonica der Welt.
    • YSaC, Vol. 571: Science!
    • YSaC, Vol. 573: Not. A. Lionel.
    • YSaC, Vol. 581: No wabbit's gonna catch ME nappin'!
    • YSaC, Vol. 586: Deer Agony.
    • YSaC, Vol. 592: One fish, two fish, red fish, micro fish ...
    • YSaC, Vol. 611: But I just had it blubled!
    • YSaC, Vol. 626: Jesus may have risen, but my laundry is falling.
    • YSaC, Vol. 657: Meat the Gerberts!
    • YSaC, Vol. 666: The power of Craigslist compels you.
    • YSaC, Vol. 675: He rocks in the treetops all day long.
    • YSaC, Vol. 680: Clyde the Camel table.
    • YSaC, Vol. 712: Darlin', it's better down where it's wetter!
    • YSaC, Vol. 736: My poncho brings the boys to the yard.
    • YSaC, Vol. 766: A picture is worth ...
    • YSaC, Vol. 768: Where do ninjas shop?
    • YSaC, Vol. 769: Sonnet for a Table.
    • YSaC, Vol. 794: Why? Because you're DEAD, that's why!
    • YSaC, Vol. 817: Of all lies, art is the least untrue.
    • YSaC, Vol. 827: And this person votes, ladies and gentlemen.
    • YSaC, Vol. 848: The Chair Way to Heaven.
    • YSaC, Vol. 923: Surely you're joking, Mr. Eames!
    • YSaC, Vol. 970: Never interrupt Sparky when he is making a mistake.
    • YSaC, Vol. 1010: Able was I, ere I saw Craigslist.
    • YSaC, Vol. 1023: Something with poison, but attractive to the eye.
    • YSaC, Vol. 1060: I hate people when they're not polite.
    • YSaC, Vol. 1068: I'm waiting for the man.
    • YSaC, Vol. 1072: Yes, they'd like some bananas.
    • YSaC, Vol. 1114: 25 or 30' to 50' doesn't have the same ring, somehow.
    • The Worst of 2012!
    • The Worst of 2013!

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