Comments on: YSaC, Vol. 607: How about some lemon merengue?

By: Emma

Emma — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 05:31:38 +0000

BUT a flamingo guitar player would work so well with a gorilla filmmaker!!! (Saw a CL posting for one of those in fall of 2003.)

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By: Astro

Astro — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:57:00 +0000

Note: In the following joke, the word Guitar has been substituted in, to make it relevant. It was originally Clarinet.

A zombie goes into FudTiger (because it’s Not.A.Lion.) looking for food.
He comes to the “Brains” aisle, and stops at the musical brains shelf.
He sees the following:
Baritonist Brains – $10.00/lb.
Trombonist Brains – $9.50/lb.
Floutist Brains – $9.00/lb.
Guitarist Brains – $37.99/lb.

Thinking it a mistake, our zombie calls out the manager, and inquires about it.
The manager replies, “Sir, I’m not sure you realize how many guitarists we had to kill to get an entire /pound/ of brains.”

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By: MeanDean

MeanDean — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:42:12 +0000

Q: What do you get when you cross a drummer and a roadie? A: A really stupid roadie. Q: How many emo boys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to smash the bulb, the other to write a long poem about how dark it is. Q: How do you keep a goth from dancing? A: Cut its arms off.

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By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:15:02 +0000

Speaking as a female tenor... yes, the men are generally like that. Though in my choir, all the basses had tin ears... it was unfortunate.

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By: Irregular Fractal

Irregular Fractal — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:01:04 +0000

How do you know if your stage is level? There's drool coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

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By: Irregular Fractal

Irregular Fractal — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:58:47 +0000

Say, any of you guys know how to Madison?

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By: ArchedEyebrows

ArchedEyebrows — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:58:50 +0000

Thanks Lola. I try to check in on YsaC at least once a day, even if it’s just momentarily. It’s as necessary as coffee, you understand. However, sometimes there’s not even time for a drive-by snark comment! Which means some poor soul (however deserving) will pay for/benefit from that unfortunate circumstance if they chance to cross my path during the day.

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By: Oakling

Oakling — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:15:47 +0000

I thought of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ECaw5EsXk

See 4:43.

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By: mudslicker

mudslicker — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:12:34 +0000

But little did you know, I was counting in CatMath....

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By: tigprincess

tigprincess — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:52:34 +0000

@sarajean - Great idea - but I did something better - finished the course and headed for home on a fast train ! *Scarlet Tanagers would make a good band name?*

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