YSaC, Vol. 1539: It’s for kids!
Need Pro writing skills (kickstarter.com)
ME: . . . idea/input/research/collaboration/negotiation etc. . . . and amateur writing skills . . .
YOU: . . . pro writing skills . . . .
We could get a pitch together for kickstarter.com?
MY secret IDEA:
I’ve searched the internet etc. but, …
There seems to be very little or no mention of this incredible idea . . . . .and that scares me. . . . I would like to jump start a project/ idea in collaboration with a real pro to make this common knowledge. . .If the CIA, . . [or other .gov types], . . . . are already working secretly on this explosive concept, and they heard we even talked about it I’m afraid they would , at the very least, shut it down. [ Who knows what they’d do to us?.] That could be part of the wild ride movie story at the very least . .
The ability to achieve what I’m talking about has been so conspicuous in its absence that it really scares me . . . . I would love to mention it but I’m afraid for the lives of any one who might let it slip . . . .International intrigue for all 7 billion people worldwide if this could be true . . . . A game changer for life, as we know it, on the planet forever . . . .
Life could imitate art if its not already happening in secret . . . the possibilities are endless. . .
I’ve read in between the ellipses and figured out what Sparky’s brilliant idea is. No, it’s not mass gerbert production or another shot at crowdfunding Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors.
No, it’s obvious what Sparky has in mind. Clearly he’s going to [redacted] with a fresh-cut [redacted], combine it with [redacted], and then take it to [redacted] to have the resulting amalgamation [redacted]. Wait a minute — what’s happening? Who’s censoring this brilliant idea? Why . . . are there . . . black unmarked vans outside my house? Who is knocking at my . . . door?
Thanks, Nicole!
Don’t worry, it’s only Hugh Manitee.
Maybe you’ve come up with a brilliant and unique idea, but what’s more likely is that….
Sparky has brilliant ideas coming out of his wazoo! Or all of his ideas were pulled out of his wazoo, it’s likely one of those two.
I just had the amazing vision of a children’s magician pulling one of those endless streamers of colored paper out of Sparky’s behindus.
A very icky Nyan Cat.
Go away… Don’t come ’round here no more!
I shoulda changed that stupid lock, I shoulda made you leave your key…
…IFied noan 4 jess one 2nd U’d bee baak two dither mi.
Torture. It’s what’s for breakfast.
” That could be part of the wild ride movie story at the very least . .”
A better moosetrap?
Well, from my experience, they will strap you down to a cold steel table and give you a full body waxing. Except for your scalp and legs. They will then tell you to forget this incredible idea and begin the brainwashing by showing you every episode of Barney, the Purple Dinosaur. If you still appear cognizant, they will pull out an Epilady and go to work on your legs. If that doesn’t work, they get out the Twilight series. After that, you become a ward of the state and you will have a staff of female nurses to experiment on you in your padded room because everybody has a breaking point.
Twilight alone is bad, add in Barney and I’d pull my own hair out.
And after all of that, his idea is still a secret. Perhaps things should remain that way.
That’s okay Sparky, incredible ideas scare me too. Would you like some bug juice?
Sparky is scared of incredible ideas.
Sparky is afraid of explosive concepts.
Sparky is scared of what is conspicuously not there.
Sparky is afraid of One giving him the slip.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
*looks at post* I think somebody stole the block quotes.
Fixed. Now back to the class I’ve been taking for the last two weeks, which is why drmk’s written all the posts.
This is what I get for writing posts at 3:30 am.
I kept thinking something was wrong, but was on my way to work before I realized. I would have fixed it. I would have! *kicks a stone and shoves hands in pocket of jeans*
Don’t worry! I’m with the government, I’m here to help.
Said no Indian (woo-woo, not slurpy ) ever.
How to make money without hard work.
Step 1. Tell everybody you have a brilliant-beyond-brilliant idea that will have wide-ranging impact to everybody on the planet, so much so that you can’t tell them what it is.
Step 2. Find somebody with good writing skills that you feel you can trust with your society-shattering (if not earth-shattering) idea by posting an ad that strangers from all walks of life and politicial ideology can read.
Step 3. ?
Step 4. PROFIT!!!
Oh no, no falling for this again; Spark’ just wants a “nurse” to perform “experiments” . . .
Is it still considered “experiments” if the subject has a safe word?
> I dunno, boss. I’ve spent thirty minutes trying to get the combination to the safe out of him, but all he does is keep shouting “persimmon!”
> Well, how are you asking?
Persimmon is a good safe word. Mine is ow.
I’m quite partial to “AAAIIIIEEEE!”, and most of the “AARRRGGHHH!” families.
Sorry I’m late….I was “tied up.” Forgot the safe phrase….”hey!!! stop that!!!!!!
I’m actually quite shocked this person had the foresight NOT to share his revelation on the interwebz. I fully expected to steal his million dollar idea and escape to Switzerland before the CIA knew what hit them! Sigh. Guess I’ll have to revert to Plan C.
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over the world!
Sounds like someone’s been reading Another Roadside Attraction again!
I have several ideas, most of which can be summed up by the phrase “The Golgafrinchan Solution”.
It’s a fine thing when I put Taco in the box, and he doesn’t even show up. His sister didn’t even show up. No representative of the Taco family came to the blog today. Well, you know what? Punchity Punch Punch! That’s what!
Good Morning, Perry Chen!