YSaC, Vol. 1597: Norwegian Wouldn’t
Oak tree great for winter wood but u must cut down u cut whole tree get what u won’t I will get brush up myself call me at ### ### ####
The good news is, this person will allow you the privilege of cutting down their tree for them.
The bad news? You’ve got to create a logical paradox by taking only the wood that you won’t take, possibly causing an apocalyptic fracture of the space-time continuum.
But hey, at least you get to cut down their tree.