YSaC, Vol. 1600: And watch out for Knuckles, while you’re at it.
2013 September 13
Pain sonic surround with 5 disk changer and sub and5 speakers – $50
Everything works CD player DVD player comes with sub in five speeches must sell
Ok, folks, I think this “Fifty Shades of Gray” thing has gone a bit too far. I’m not judging anyone’s kink, but I think forcing someone to listen to five entire speeches is pushing the boundaries of safe, sane and consensual. Still, you have to admit, “Pain Sonic” is a catchy name for a dominatrix. Or a derby girl.
Thanks for the post, Skye!
Let the pain sonic sound surround you and fill you with self loathing. Fully embrace it, and you will be bigger than any reel small dog.
The Ministry of Sound decided to turn part of its space into a leather bar, but what would they call it?
Oh, and I’ll be in the corner in case anyone calls.
Dave, James Palumbo on line one for you. Sounds important. And loud.
I’m not surprised the sonic is painful; Sparky has the subwoofer sideways on top of the DVD player which is on top of the Last Supper. That’s guaranteed to distort the speeches, which already suffered from adulterated whine.
All of the 3D games count as “Pain Sonic” in my book. I’ll take the 1000-piece puzzle over those any day.
….and I bet it sounds…”craptacular!!!!!!!!”….
Dam hedgehogs.
You know, if you clear away any and all hedges from the area, you won’t have to keep damming those gosh darn hogs all of the time.
Pretty sure a Pain Sonic is what my dentist uses, the subwoofer and speakers just spreads the joy to the waiting area.
Pain sonic is what they call it when The Doctor has to hold off something-or-other from eating the companions, yes?
It’s no wonder sonic is in pain. He’s surrounded by 5 disk changers and 5 speakers each with a speech. I’m nervous as a
chewawachehawhawone of them tiny little dogs just thinking about having to cope with that.“Reel little dog.” There, I fixed it for you!
“Reel small dog” …. there, I fixed it.for you.
dang it! I’ll be in the corner….
My love bird was chirping in my ear this morning. Talk about pain sonic!
Take my love bird, please!
Tough crowd! I don’t get no self loathing.
I don’t need no self loathing…..I get enough from everybody else…(uh, is it yesterday, yet?)
*flips Sonic Transducer switch*
Spark-en-poster
It’s all over
You must sell your disc changer
We’re tired of five speee-eeee-eeches
Pack up your and5 speakers
You now are my sub
We return to Sparkylvania
Prepare the sonic pain!
I’ll never cease to be amazed by the inability to spell brand names when they are clearly emblazoned on the item you are selling. Panasonic! Kawasaki! Gerberts! Oh, wait….
C””J and camille, I know it’s dangerous to leave you two in the box all day. I now have to go through the box and find all the traps you’ve set. And by I, I mean whoever gets to be in the box today! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Yuji Naka!