Bowl of pudding
bowl of chocolate pudding text or call ### #######
Me: Thirtysomething, brown hair, fondness for Arcade Fire and penguin sorbet. I enjoy long walks on the beach, tap dancing, and rocking back and forth in the corner muttering to myself about the Welsh.
You: A bowl of chocolate pudding.
Call me?
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I’ll throw in the three day old skin for free!
Bowl of Chocolate Pudding is my No Room for Jello cover band.
Please Sir, can I have some more?
Whatever — close enough.
“If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!!!”
I’m going to start cleaning out my fridge with posts on craigslist!
“Free broccoli, only slightly slimy!”
“Mystery meat – not sure how long it’s been there or where it came from”
“Peas porridge in the pot nine days old, pot not included, bring your own”
“Six tubs of old butter, cannot be sure they contain actual butter. Fuzz included for free.”
There really should be a condiment exchange section of Craigslist.
Free to a good home:
6 partially consumed jars of mustard of various vintages and types – turns out I just don’t like mustard
Also: 8 bottles of blue cheese dressing past the expiration date, 1 vintage jar of Crisco, and 2000 packets of Chinese takeout sauces
Pudding’s a condiment!?! Why didn’t anyone tell me! Pass the cheeseburgers please! Extra pudding!
Been a while since you’ve been on the inside of a college dining hall, eh M2N2?
Pudding, totally a condiment.
Ooh! I gots a nickname! Squee!
Yep, pudding goes on brownies, pixies wind up in the pudding, and fairies…Well, they’ve killed Fritz!
Pudding makes a great dipping sauce for cookies.
And what is with these college dining halls taking the previous days main entre, like salisbury steak, putting whipped topping on it and calling it dessert? ( I nearly starved in college.)
Looks like Bill Cosby has fallen on hard times.
Good day and salutations to you, kind sir, I am a member of the exiled Nigerian royal family, who has fallen into a desperate situation. I am asking your help, for which I will reward you handsomely. If you will deposit this perfectly good cashiers check into your bank account, and then send me the balance to my country, I will generously compensate you with a delicious bowl of chocolate pudding. You must act quickly or else the pudding will skin over and make it not as delicious. Please respond soon or someone else will take advantage of this wonderful offer. Yours, Prince Mlsowe Endollasa MMbutto.
note: not affiliated with any actual exiled Nigerian royal family member, real or deceased. All rights reserved. Please don’t sue me…..
I always thought Bill was a prince! Now I see the truth. Shame he’s reduced to giving away chocolate pudding for friends….
You can have a lolly pop
A candy bar a jelly bean.
I’ll buy you a rainbow
To hang above your door.
It’s pudding time.
Laughter is a sweet
You can’t put a price on.
When laughter’s all gone
Daddy won’t buy you more.
It’s pudding time.
It’s pudding time children.
Who needs to change the lyrics? It’s perfect as it is!
“Bowl of Pudding”…huh? So that’s what the kids are calling it nowadays…
And now, a reading from the “Chocolate Bowl of Pudding” text:
High Fructose Corn Syrup, Dextrose, Gelatin, Rapeseed Oil, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Natural and Artificial Flavorings, Extract of Vanilla, Cocoa Butter, Xanthan Gum, Caramel Coloring…
Mix with two cups of milk, stirring vigorously. Cover and refrigerate for one hour.
The Word of the Bowl.
Contents sold by weight, not volume. Some settling may have occurred.
Amen.
*genuflecting* Yea, my spoon is too big, and I am not worthy to consume the pudding. Only say the word, and my Xanthan gum shall be healed.
Ramen.
Or you could just phone.
“Lemon curry?”
Albuquerque!
See I can do it too.
This is basically the script of Chocolate Pudding, my retro 70s Blacksploitation remake of American Pie.
I hope Tony Todd is in it!
Pudding Man
Pudding Man
Pudding Man!!
*I hear bees*
Why do I picture a creepy guy in a van saying, “Hey, kid. I got some chocolate pudding here.”
Do not take pudding from strangers – See Bee Ess Cares.
P4P
Hi,
I R Pie.
I R Squared.
Looking for a lovely Round Bowl of Pudding.
Let’s put a squared peg in a round bowl together.
Hit me up.
Text me at ‘the corner’.
BONK!
(You’ll get the bonk later)
I tot I taw a pudding bowl
*looks closer*
I did! I did taw a pudding bowl!
*looks even closer*
*big head, tiny body causes a topple*
HEWP! HEWP! That bad ol’ pudding bowl dot me!
Cut, cut, cut! Roger, what’s this?
A little tweety bird.
The script says you see stars, Roger! STARS!
(I take absolutely no responsibility for the influence the film industry has upon me.)
So, no new post tomorrow. Hope nobody goes through withdrawal Or for you southerners, With drawl.
Yeah, I’ve got no snark today. I want to be upset, but I can’t be that selfish, I understand that the Llamanun and the Ostrimu (BBUT) have an actual life that needs tending to. They can certainly get out of hand without regular weeding and pruning. (lives, that is.)
Well, aphid can just stay in the box until tomorrow!
Pudding not on fire.
….(typed with shaky, Delirium tremens-ish with drawl)….”Noooooooooooooooooooo!” I can’t deal with Msolwe without YSaC every day!!!!!! I’ll be good….I promise….really really promise. you can’t…..oh, hang on, I’ve got to take this call…..
How do you say You SUck at Craigslist in Spanish?
Legal para legal in setting up Corporation (Tijuana/Mexicali)
Greetings,
I hope you speak English, because I don’t speak spanish.
I want to move my aquculture business to mexico. And I need help with all aspects of the move from permits to payroll.
•Location: Tijuana/Mexicali
•Compensation: negociable
•This is a part-time job.
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Oh, Sparkito, just what sort of aquculture are we talking about here? I agree, you need help. Detox and go straight.
This is good. drmk and dan get some well deserved rest from constantly trying to please their followers and late commenters on the first day of the post won’t have to lament that their comment won’t get read.
On the second day of the post however, you’ll be SOL(Sorta Outa Luck)
Oh woe is me. My comment probably won’t ever get read. Except by Windy because she always gets the last word in.
One, you are very astute. 8)
Okay, aphid, time to sweep out the box and send you back to your anties. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning. . . oh, who am I kidding. Sniff. I’ll be over there weeping. Stupid life and sh– stuff.
…uh, word….(he-he)