YSaC, Vol. 1608: Tako Grande
2013 October 2
Octangular Fish Tank Base Cabinet
Just what the title says. Octangular fish tank base cabinet for free. Nothing wrong with it just don’t have the tank anymore. Must take today.
I’ve been looking for an octangular object for my home for some time now. I just need to make sure it has the proper degree of octangularity. Can you take a few pictures so I can verify it’s octangularishness? Because if it’s not properly octuangulariffic, I don’t think it will meet my standards for octangularianarianism. So if you could just properly document all the octangles this thing has, I’ll be happy to take it off your hands, and put it in my late octangulantangential decor living room.
Thanks for the octabulousness, Ralph!
Takô? Gomen nasai, iye. Dozo, Saba ô ku’dasai.
Hmm, “octangular” eh?
Could this be a case of Not.An.Octopod, and the eight-sided tank has been ingested, arrgh, thar’ bein’ t’way o’ t’Kraken, m’Jim-boy?
Dar’ t’beastie ans’er t’ Audrey, arrgh?
If you actually had the tank, you could set up your own Octofeetical’s garden. Oh what joy for every Sparky boy….
Uh, Capn?….National Talk Like a Pirate Day was last week….sorry! (that was Pirate-ese, wasn’t it?)
An’ jus’ hae else ye ga’n talk abou’ a’Kraken?
‘Tis a sea creature, an’ one a’ myth an’ legend, m’lad; needs a seafarin’ lilt t’say, Jersey Shore, Valleyspeak, Chicagoland, all fall short.
(all’ thae’ an’ some’t’us ae bein’t pirat’ all t’days o’t’ y’ar, arrh!)
[Matt] Oh, sure, life is all fun and games to you people, but where I live, we have to deal with furloughs at government facilities like the Pentangle. [/Matt]
Just because Sparky puts -angular instead of -agon on the numerivalue, doesn’t mean we have to too.
Octagon
Heptagon
Hexagon
Pentagon
Tetragon
Trigon
Digon
Henagon
Sparky might have an angle, but he’s gon.
*Hides feathers*
I didn’t do it!
Foxie, I think you have egg on your face.
Trigon? Better call the Teen Titans
Sparky doesn’t tell us much about this. Is it regular octangular or high octangular? I need to know if my vertizontal fish will fit.
The tank is agon.
Only if they have six sides and two draws.
You know, it is time for the Octangular Fest, with the drinking of the beer and the wearing of the lederhosen, and the playing of the floooooooglehorns.
Ja, Ja, für jedemann ein mehr Maß Tintenfischbraü!
Alle Ihre Basen gehören zu uns!
Squid brewing?! I’ve never tried that, How is it?
Fischlich.
Aber, es Bier sein, und es is glaubish. In Himmel möglicherweise nicht Bier wirden (es werden nicht herrliche sein). Und so hier Bier wir auftrinken! [oompah music in zesty polka rhythm]
So, what I (via google translate) gather from this is – who cares it’s beer!
I had been looking for an octangular base for my hexatrirectpolytangular fish tank.
All your fish tank base belong to us.
are
Bees?
Octacles is displeased!
You must now write an eight page report on the number 8 using an octopus.
You have eight hours. Begin.
Oh good, I was almost out of ink.
Octangulars are my favorite primates. They are way better than grillers and champagnezees.
The champagnezees with the tiny bubbles are hard to find, too. Spendy, too.
I’d like to be
Under the sea
In an octangular fish tank base cabinet
He’d have the base, just not the tank
In his octangular fish tank base cabinet
I’d ask my friends to come and see
An octangular fish tank base cabinet with me
I’d like to be
Under the sea
In an octangular fish tank base cabinet.
We could sing and dance around, because we know the fish have drowned!
I’d like to know more about what happened to the fish tank…..was it stolen by fish-nappers?…lost in a divorce settlement?…. or did sparky need it in his Chinese buffet restaurant?…..I’d just like to know more about this base cabinet’s karma before I bring it into my personal space.
Jazzie, no need to get personal with it. Unless, you know, that’s your . . .corner. 8)
Windy….Corner Karma is my Culture Club tribute banned by the BBC. Too many feathers….
Well picture it shattered, poor fishies gasping for breath as sparki tries to give them mouth-to-gill resuscitation.
This is perfect for my micro fish! Unfortunately I think the unusual shape will screw up my feng shui…
http://i.imgur.com/p8nVzH8.jpg
In case you haven’t noticed, my place of employment has cleared YSaC of all wrong-doing and I can now access the site again. Hooray!
Octangular Fish Tank Base Cabinet!
Octangular Fish Tank Base Cabinet!
Octangular Fish Tank Base Cabinet Walrus Popsicle Door Lime Tunnel Freezer Dugong Olfactory Spaniel!
(klonk)
I just found a free fish tank on craigslist. It doesn’t look octangular, but it might fit anyway, and it “…WOULD BE GREAT FOR A TARAIUM.”
And the “Free” category also has a ” free pedalstal sink and toilet.” I wonder if the pedalstal is octangular? It’s hard to find free stuff that matches.
The combo sink/toilet is cost efficient and popular in frat houses. Just be sure to warn families with small children that there’s a pedalstal in the neighborhood.
Even if you did find an octangular tank to fit the base, how would the fish know what direction to swim?
Forward, obviously.
Otherwise they’d make that annoying BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP noise.
QED
Can’t you make an octangle by superimploding two rectagons?
Where have all the rectagons?
Long time passing…
Sooooo close.
What I really need is an Octangular Fish Tank Alto Cabinet
Fish! Fish! The musical dish.
The more you eat, the more you wish.
The more you wish, the better you sing.
So why not eat fish with everything.
Have some fish, just take a nibble.
And you can sing like Ish Kabibble,
Ginny Simms or Harry Babbitt.
Find a bass and then just grab it.
Edit: These singers were featured in the song “Three Little Fishies” along with Sully Mason. ..and Kay Kyser.
It’s been a while since I laughed this hard reading all the comments on a YSaC post!
I’m sure this is what he meant.
Jazzie, TC, thank you for sticking with us through the government shutdown. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Fishers of Memes!
I see a fox
Inside a box
He plays with rocks
And dirty socks.
Here’s hoping the Capn gets that translator key thingie unstuck today….
And welcome to all the furloughed government employees who now have even MORE time to spend on YSaC***(more than their usual 8 hours per day)
Oh, and Capn….”oompah music in zesty polka rhythm” is my favorite dish at Edelweiss.
Beer makes me hoppy. 8)
Hey, Dan started it “Tako” (tah KOh) is Japanese for octopus (if more precisely the sushiya term for boiled octopus tentacles). Ergo, some Nihongo was apt.
Kraken were invoked–an’ that’s piratin’ lingo; res ipsa loquitur.
Then, our dear Windrose invoked Oktoberfest, which requires at least some German.
I merely answered the need to provide content appropriately.
No glitches with decoder rings or the like–so far, it is only Thursday.
ONLY Thursday ???!!!! That’s Friday only once removed….praise the sacred octangularness of the goddess “WEEKEND”….(all blessings be upon you)