YSaC, Vol. 1644: The second best bed was spoken for.
Who are you who keeps deleting my ad on cabinets? Why are you deleting my ad? Have I wronged you in some way that you are try to injure me by deleting my ad in an un-Christian manor? Are you a coward that you cant pick up the phone and call me so you use childish tactics like this? Or are you jealous because I am selling cabinets cheaper than u?
Just a bit of tweaking, and this could be as Shakespearean as last week’s borrowr:
Who are thou, churl, who deletes my cabinetry anon?
What are my cabinets to you, or you to my cabinets?
Hast I thee offended, that thou triest to injure me?
Surely, thou art most unchristian to molest me so.
Pray, is it jealousy that spurs you thus?
Or is it rather than my cabinets are cheaper than yours?
Damn right, they’re cheaper than yours.
My cabinets bring the boys to the…
Oh, wait – I seem to have migrated from Shakespeare to Kellis. Again. I hate when I do that.
Thanks for the post, Kit!
I would like instructions, please, in how to injure someone by deleting their ad in a Christian manor. Does the manor have a nice park and a folly? Get back to me ASAP!
PS — Dan, today’s the 27th. 8)
And THAT’S what happens when you write posts after midnight. Also, I turn into a Gremlin.
Calling Silva Noir! We need to see a picture of a ostrimu gremlin!
The hatchback, in burnt orange with racing stripes!
*wanders in a day late and groggy* yuss?
Dan, it seems, turns into an automobile made by long-defunct AMC, after midnight.
No mention if adding water causes the body panels to rust.
Or if late-night snacks affect the 8-track player (and/or CB radio).
This would make a great new reality show. Find people who sell cabinets, and put them in competition with each other to see who can sell the most. Some of them will resort to sneaky underhanded tactics to win at any cost, and the ones who don’t will get mad at them. Much drama and bleeped out swearing ensues. I’m thinking “Cabinet Pimps” for a title.
Someone will figure out how to make spinner drawer pulls, but the winner will be the one who installs an LED TV with surround sound in the dishwasher.
How about “Cabinet Dynasty of Orange County”??? Affluent trailer trash home improvement with absolutely no sense of taste or redeeming social values among the Christian to the manor born…. sorry….I’m still under the influence of the medication….but why does Dan write posts after midnight and turn into a discontinued AMC automobile????
I know, right? Now, if his gremlin turned into a parking lot, that would be different.
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Someone that imitates owls.
I visited an un-christian manor once. I don’t think I’ll go back, though. I prefer my virgins sacrificed in a church sanctioned manner.
How do they know The Deleter lives in and un-Christian manor? Are they stalking him with Google Earth? …Not that I have ever done anything like that… ahem.
Also, where can I get one? Maybe those Jehovah’s Witnesses will finally leave me alone if I have a three foot pentagram on the gate to my manor. Seriously, they come by at least once a month.
A few bits of crime scene tape in the bushes, a chalk outline surrounded by crumpled and bloodstained copies of Watchtower on the front walk, and presto! Problem solved.
So brilliantly evil, only a cat could think of it.
Un-Christian Manor is IF’s Black Sabbath cover band.
Cabinet Jihad.
It must be because this is the infamous Cabinet of Curiosities, or the Shadow Cabinet.
Why would anyone buy Shakespeare’s cabinet when it’s available free online?
Ad on Cabinets is the name of my Soviet Russia cabinet store.
Well, it’s no wonder his cabinets are cheaper – – all there is is a door. Maybe he meant to say “add-on cabinet doors”?