Happy first full day of spring, everyone!
12ft boat w/ 25hp johnson
Sunken and frozen. First come first serve.
Commence off color jokes about 25hp Johnsons in 3… 2… 1…
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The last time I saw a sunken Johnson is how I got the “mommy” part of my.
Wth, phone? Name. My name!
Ride, Sparky, ride your frozen, sunken ship.
Be amazed (maybe not) that no one makes the trip.
Ride, Sparky, ride your frozen, sunken ship
On your way to a world that others chose to miss.
I will not make a beastiality joke at 5:20 am involving horse power and Johnsons. Nope.
Aww, c’mon! It’s after 8 in my time zone!
“Iceberg, right ahead!! And… right behind! And… on the starboard and port sides, too! Dear God, it’s even gotten on board!”
………and this slide is us waiting for our tour guide to show up. As you can see, Antartica is beautiful in August……most of the snow has melted and the penguins are frolicing on the beach. Now the next slide shows…………
Sorry!….that’s A-N-T-A-R-C-T-I-C…..you know….”Antartica”…..
We’ll take what’s under the snow. I could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we’ve wanted one of those.
That could be considered Evenrude by your standards.
Okay, how about jokes about the boat being off white?
Brings new meaning to the term “drift boat”.
Where’s the Cap’n? We really need a professional opinion.
Yes, but a professional what? That’s the question. (You can tell by the question mark at the end) Someone who says, “Hi, sailor, new in town?” is also a professional.
It is very likely a measure of my day that I had to look up “sunken” to be sure it was spelt correctly.
Spark’s use of “sunken” is curious, too; it’s not a word oft associated with snow inundation. Which then poses a question of whether the boat has foundered, under all that snow.
The lack of evidence of organized dock facilities suggests some sort of ad hoc mooring, too. Which allows consideration of the abandoned vessel salvage laws.
So, there is probably a convoluted joke involving the wreak of the Mary Deare and a sunken, snow-covered Johnson–but I’m still sorting out how to spell “sunken.”
The captain wired in he had water comin’ in
and the good ship and crew was in peril.
And later that night when ‘is lights went outta sight
came the wreck of the 25hp johnson.
Ow! Ow! My favoritest song about shipwrecks, and now I’ll be laughing my head off every time I hear it!
I’m familiar with Frozen. But not Sunken. Will that be the 3-D remake of The Little Mermaid?
What happens if you go to Waffle House and order sunken and frozen?
Leggo my Eggo?
Captain Jack was a young man when he went to sea,
All the young ladies come and kiss him goodbye,
He was barely a child of twenty and three,
Oh, tell him young ladies, go and tell him for me,
He can marry the snowmen that live in the sunken and frozen sea.
Looks like the reason it sank is because it’s down to 25 hit points.
I think Sparky doesn’t understand ice fishing.
Aside: Ever notice how short ice fishing poles are? It’s because it’s COLD! My fishing pole is really long. I use it during the summer.
Edit: Ever notice how far the corner is from the lake?
I can’t wait for morning for this. I’m feeling punchy.
Dave, assorted ferrets, M2N2, and C””J, Punchity Punch Punch!
Good night, Antarctica!