YSaC, Vol. 1691: Gonna break that rusty cage and run

2014 April 16
by dan

dog cage – 3 sided (missing one side)



Have a pet/dog cage that has three walls. Works well if you have a wall to slide it up against. I will not hold this item, I have tried that too many times just to have no one show up. If you are interested, call me and I will give you directions to my house. The first one to show up gets it. thx

If it’s a full cage, shouldn’t it have six sides? Even if you give Sparky here that one, and allow that it should have four sides and a top, I’m still a bit suspicious of that thing.  It looks more like a live catch trap than a cage.  Does Sparky have a pet opossum?  Or, based on the scorch marks, a baby dragon?

Thanks for the post, Jason!

22 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 April 16

    Sparky’s dog made one of those movies in which the fourth wall is broken.

    Adores: 10
  2. 2014 April 16
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Perfect for house breaking your baby!

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  3. 2014 April 16
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    My house doesn’t have any walls. Will this still be useful to me?

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  4. 2014 April 16

    Color me confustigated, but I honestly can’t tell which side is missing. Looking at the picture, they seem to all be present.

    Where is Professor Layton when you really need him?

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    • 2014 April 16
      meeshybee permalink

      I think it’s the side by the plastic bins… but now I’m not sure.

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      • 2014 April 16
        One Moving Violation permalink

        I think it’s the inside that is missing. That is why you cannot see a pet on the inside.

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    • 2014 April 16
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      Oh!,….sorry….this is the BEFORE photo…..the person who stole the side of the cage also stole my camera….signed, Sparky.

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  5. 2014 April 16
    meeshybee permalink

    Cage Against The Wall is my Rage Against The Machine cover band.

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  6. 2014 April 16
    camille permalink

    This is just the thing for my dog that’s missing one side.

    Adores: 5
  7. 2014 April 16

    Heyyyyyyyyyyy! I’ve got just the dog for this cage. He’s the dog with no legs, Matt, and you know where you’ll find him? Right where you left him.

    *disclaimer – no dogs or matts were injured during the making of this awful joke

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    • 2014 April 16
      Ninja Chow permalink

      I think this might be perfect for the ninja chow from a couple of weeks ago, right? Although I’m not sure that ninjas (or chows) take well to being caged.

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  8. 2014 April 16
    kelli permalink

    So, did the baby dragon melt the missing side? I really want to believe that that’s a scorch mark and not the defects of urine over time.

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    • 2014 April 16
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      Careful, kelli, maybe urine over your head….

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    • 2014 April 16
      Windrose permalink

      OR the defecations defected the

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  9. 2014 April 16
    Ralph permalink

    Name the cage John.

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    • 2014 April 16
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      I did that, but my dog will only stay quiet in there for 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

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  10. 2014 April 16
    Meg permalink

    Dog in 2D.

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  11. 2014 April 16
    Penelope permalink

    I wouldn’t want to hold that item either, given the scorch mark/urine stains and all…

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  12. 2014 April 17
    One Moving Violation permalink

    How many sides must a dog pen have
    Before the pen is a cage?
    How many thoughts must a zen pen have
    Before the photo is staged?

    The answer my friend, is up against the wall.
    The answer is up against the wall.

    Adores: 4
  13. 2014 April 17

    I probably should wait and post this tomorrow when more people will see it. But if you haven’t already friended me on Facebook, please do! We have many other commentors there, and it’s a blast.

    First name Demi, last name Hungerford. Thanks!

    Oh, and be sure to tell me your handle from here when you request the friending. Just so I don’t ignore you. 8)

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  14. 2014 April 17
    Bombdude permalink

    Props for the Soundgarden ref!

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  15. 2014 April 18

    And now, #439 in our occasional series: Crap That You Can’t Believe They Didn’t Just Take To The Tip.

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