YSaC, Vol. 1699: You’re No Rock And Roll Fun

2014 May 5

Singer Looking for Band


Looking for Gitarist ,Bassist,Keyboardist and Drumer Preferably a girl Audisions require Musistions to Bring own Insterments
Look forward to Your Responces

Why do I get the feeling that this singer’s spelling is so poor you’d actually be able to tell just from listening to her? And of course, if you read this ad literally, she’s looking for ONE PERSON to play Gitar, Bass, Keyboard and Drum. Preferably a girl. Or possibly Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins.”

Thanks for the post, Wolf!

24 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 5

    I’m a girl, and I could probably play drums, but I prefer to be called a Purcusstionist. Emphasis on the cuss.

    And while I’m up early, might as well sweep out the box. Dave, Ferrets, One, M2N2, thanks for the funny. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Very Kinky Girls!

    Adores: 4
  2. 2014 May 5
    LonePaladin permalink

    Sparky is looking for a one-(wo)man band.

    Adores: 2
  3. 2014 May 5
    HamCan permalink

    Dear Sparky, I think your fingers have a speak impediment…

    Adores: 11
  4. 2014 May 5

    Let’s hope Sparky isn’t hoping to be the lyricist.

    Adores: 6
    • 2014 May 5
      nojazzhere permalink

      Sparky needs to call Keith Richards….he mumbles in much the same way as Sparky spells…plus he’s really a girl!!!! (bet you didn’t know that)

      P.S. “Preferably a girl” is my favorite Eurythmics tribute band…..Sweet Dreams indeed….would I lie to you????

      Adores: 6
      • 2014 May 5

        No fair. Preferably a Girl was going to be my Everything but the Girl cover band.

        Adores: 8
      • 2014 May 5
        nojazzhere permalink

        Go ahead, Dave….I’ll use “Your Responces” instead…..

        Adores: 1
  5. 2014 May 5
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Audisions is the name of my Audio Slave cover band.

    Adores: 1
  6. 2014 May 5
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Happy Cinco de Mayo.
    One of my passengers last week was saying that Cinco de Mayo was on the first of May.
    He was planning on partying.
    I think he started early.
    I don’t think he was a musistion.

    Adores: 6
  7. 2014 May 5

    I’ve seen drunk posting.

    I’ve heard drunk talking.

    And, I’ve witnessed drunk dancing. *shudders*

    This is the first time I’ve seen drunk spelling.

    Rock-n-roll wannabe chick, yer doin’ it right.

    Adores: 6
  8. 2014 May 5

    ..and for some reason, I’m hearing Foster Brooks…

    I don’t think he’d make a good vocalist.

    Especially for a she.

    Adores: 2
  9. 2014 May 5
    Yancy permalink

    Daer Singler:,.

    I beleive I fit the bil you wanna to fill. Haveing not scene a gitar befour, Im shure I can ad it to my repatore as a one-man band. Just so long ass it doesn’t reckwire my fingers, that work the symbols, valves on my trum pet, trombone slide, or acordian kesy, my mouth; that works the har monica, trum pet, trombone, my nees that swing he dtrumstics, or my elbows what control the tooba when’s I fart, ill be ok learning the gitar. Can eye does it wit my tows?

    I no yer lookin fer a gurl, but pleze at leest bives me a audision, k? I shure youl be impersed wit wot eye kan do.

    Since ear,
    Chucky Two Tows

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    • 2014 May 5
      Meg permalink

      Chucky gone play Django Reinhardt stile, ‘ceptin’ wid his tows.

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  10. 2014 May 5
    Ralph permalink

    I can has bass?

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    • 2014 May 5
      Yancy permalink

      Would you like that breaded and deep fried or blackened?

      Adores: 2
    • 2014 May 5
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Here. I caught you a tasty bass.

      Adores: 1
      • 2014 May 5
        Ralph permalink

        All your bass is belong to us.

        Adores: 2
  11. 2014 May 5
    James permalink

    Bronze by gold heard the Sparky… I’m sorry, I’ve been reading Ulysses, and I can’t post anything without directly or indirectly alluding to it… Bare with me here.

    I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, but it seems like this person is spelling the words as they sound… Although I’ve never heard inSTERment has anyone heard it pronounced like that?

    The ineluctable modality of the Craigslistable Signature of all things I am here to read…

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 May 5
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Everybody knows the devil doesn’t need any more advocates and now you want to play one on YSac?
      Well, you are just going to have to audision like everybody else.

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 5

      First there was Corey, and lo, he brought great amusement to the commentariat of YSaC, wholly inadvertently. Second, came there Matt, he who could not get the joke, and engendered howls of derisive laughter. Now, behold James who seeks to validate Sparkies as harbingers of ineluctable modality. Say WHAT???

      Adores: 2
    • 2014 May 6
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Although I’ve never heard inSTERment has anyone heard it pronounced like that?

      Yes.

      Adores: 1
      • 2014 May 6
        zero.nada.none. permalink

        Me too…..(urp!….’scuse me….)

        Adores: 1
  12. 2014 May 6
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Musistions! I have those! Do you want my dual purpose sousaphone-trebuchet or my alphorn-jousting lance?

    Adores: 0

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