YSaC, Vol. 1700: And the Rory goes to…

2014 May 7

$710 / 2br – Nice Quiet Neighborhood – pass through the following day



2BR / 2Ba duplex
cats are OK – purrr dogs are OK – wooof
Northside 2 Bedroom 2 Story Duplex,
Spacious Kitchen, Hardwood Floors,
Near Transportation! $710

twenty-four hours on it to this sauce with salt and pour the cauliflowers till it all down some boiling fat, and of water; and, half-an-hour in salted water whenever it out, and cook some slices of the slices of minced veal; cook gently in Belgium. Add then some ground rice in the great care that

I don’t usually cook slices of slices of minced veal in Belgium. I prefer to cook them in a nice bubbling pot of Guinea-Bissau. Although once you’ve taken the veal, minced it, sliced that, and then sliced THAT, you’re essentially dealing with individual veal molecules. (Chemical Symbol:Ve) Still, there’s nothing that says “place I want to live” like “boiling fat.”

Thanks for this oddity, Ted!

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 7

    These people will make you work for your inexpensive rent. Just don’t make the mistake of substituting the Netherlands for Belgium, or the dish will really pass through the following day, if you know what I mean.

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 May 7

    It pours the cauliflower till it all down, or it gets the boiling fat in Belgium again.

    Adores: 9
  3. 2014 May 7

    This really makes my fat boil!

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  4. 2014 May 7

    The cat goes……. purrr!

    The dog goes…… wooof!

    The Belgium goes…… WAFFLES!

    Adores: 9
  5. 2014 May 7
    HamCan permalink

    cats are OK – purrr dogs are OK – wooof

    A See ‘N Say apartment, cool!

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 May 7
      Dan permalink

      To be fair, that’s a Craigslist default – it always says that if you check the “cats OK” or “dogs OK” box.

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 May 10
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Really? If I check that both cats and dogs are ok CL interprets that as “purrr dogs are OK”? What in the Sam Hill is a purrr dog and are they really OK?

        Adores: 0
  6. 2014 May 7
    camille permalink

    On behalf of the dogs of the world, I would just like to say that while cats might be just OK, dogs are FABULOUS. Thank you. Wooof. Now, pass the minced veal, please.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 7

      Have two slices, they’re small.

      Adores: 2
  7. 2014 May 7
    zero.nada.none. permalink

    If you call the number on the For Rent sign, you get the Belgian National Tourist and Soccer Directorate…..GEEZ!!!!!….what a scam…….

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 May 7
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      AND, if you inquire about waffles, they just directorate you to someone called “Denny”……

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 7

      Psst! Don’t tell anyone, but I think Dan has lost the ability to cover up important information in the posts. Any volunteers to reteach him photoshop?

      Adores: 1
      • 2014 May 8

        Aha! A photoshop minion has rescued the Ostrimu! 8)

        Adores: 1
  8. 2014 May 7
    One Moving Violation permalink

    This looks like it maybe a recipe for a hamlet. But all of the ingredients are not shown. Cauliflower is nice for garnish but ‘shrooms are a main ingredient to any hamlet. Bedshrooms, bathshrooms, and make sure you do not add any leeks. Add some rustic potatoes, cottage cheese on the side, and maybe a green pickle fence as another garnish. As you probably know, you have to crack a lot of dawns to build a proper hamlet. Be sure to cook your hamlet thoroughly as you do not want any jello molds in your walls. Make sure you adjust your measurements for either a two eggplant or a three eggplant hamlet.

    I was just watching one of those quaint cooking shows so I don’t remember all of the ingredients or how long to pound them, including the bread box.

    Adores: 8
    • 2014 May 7
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      To slice or not to slice, that is the question.

      Adores: 2
  9. 2014 May 7
    Ralph permalink

    Of course it’s a nice quiet neighborhood: all the dogs and cats are in the sauce, and the neighbors are in Belgium.

    Adores: 3
  10. 2014 May 7
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I bought my date a bouquet of cauliflowers. She just slapped me. Cauliflowers suck. Maybe next time I’ll try a bouquet of flounders.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 May 7

      Have you thought about giving her a hyacinth bouquet?

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 May 7
        Ninja Chow permalink

        Doesn’t she spell it Bucket?

        Adores: 1
  11. 2014 May 7
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    I just dropped in to see what condition my slices of the slices was in.

    Adores: 5
  12. 2014 May 7
    Meg permalink

    Does this cauliflower make my butt look boiling fat?

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 May 7
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      Of course not, Meg….it makes it look, um, just right? (what’s the right answer here?)

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 10
      LurkRealClose permalink

      The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things
      of shoes and ship and sealing wax, of cauliflower and kings
      of why this Belgium is boiling fat, and if purrr dogs are a thing

      Adores: 1

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