YSaC, Vol. 1701: An Enterprising post

2014 May 9

Oddly enough, this was posted in “missed connections:”

2 gave up is the worst thing you can do in a marriage – m4w


That is thee worst thing is to give up on you true love.
Married or not you had chosen to be married and take life with him.
Sad to say that some else would love to be with a guy that loves to have lunch dates.
It is a part of life to enjoy you spouse and company. No man is perfect.
You must be looking for a excuse to leave or probably had cheated on him the whole time. It’s best to leave the good guys for the women that have brains. Your probly the type of chick that all she does is nag at the guy. Just telling you it more your fault that you did not try to help your marriage.
If things get bad you are supposed to talk obviously you lost your husband. to someone that will appreciate him more then you did. Good luck on finding a guy that did perfect. Whores can’t be house wifes.

I have to agree. Lunch dates are clearly the harbinger of doom for our society. Guys that LOVE lunch dates? One step above axe murderers in my book. People who love to BE with guys that love lunch dates? Pretty much as bad as Stalin.

Thanks for the post, WRH!

21 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 9

    Married or not you had chosen to be married and take life with him.

    Dude, you married Schrödinger’s cat; of course you were going to have marital difficulties.

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    • 2014 May 9
      SilvaNoir permalink

      See I read “take life with him” and interpreted it as “the couple that murders together, stays together!”

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  2. 2014 May 9
    camille permalink

    Translation: you dumped me, but somehow it’s your fault.

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  3. 2014 May 9

    Whores can’t be house wifes.

    Oh, hells yes they can.

    For the right price.

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    • 2014 May 9
      Brer Fox permalink

      What I want to know is can they be virgins? Whores are experienced, but virgins are not.

      Virgin Whores is [somebody]‘s [band name]/[another band name] mashup band.

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      • 2014 May 9

        When I was younger, I wanted to use Virgin Whores as a band name. There but for a complete lack of musical talent fortune go I, since there is in fact a band called that.

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  4. 2014 May 9
    Yancy permalink

    Good luck on finding a guy that did perfect.

    I can’t do perfect. I can’t try to do perfect. But one thing’s for damn sure – if I could do perfect, I wouldn’t do it for a little while and then stop.

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    • 2014 May 9
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      ooh!….ooh!….I love to have “lunch dates”….especially if you’re “buying”….

      (that is a euphemism, isn’t it? I always wanted to be Richard Gere in American Gigolo….)

      and I promise I won’t get all bitter when you realize I can’t do perfect and you dump me….for your HUSBAND for chrissakes!!!!!!!

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      • 2014 May 9

        Zero, I don’t think you are my husband’s type. What? Oh, I dump you for my husband? Hell no, he can dump his own boyfriends.

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    • 2014 May 9
      One Moving Violation permalink

      The difficult, I can do immediately. The impossible takes a little while. If you want perfect, then you should talk to Marty McFly. He’ll tell you perfect when your time machine stalls at a critical moment.

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  5. 2014 May 9

    [fedora intensifies]

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  6. 2014 May 9
    cari permalink

    3 gave up is even more worst.

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  7. 2014 May 9
    Ralph permalink

    “It is a part of life to enjoy you spouse and company.” She wanted to be part of a threesome, but settled for just the husband. Corporations are now people, but they’re hard to seduce.

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    • 2014 May 10
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Wait, this isn’t really a CL post, it’s just an old script from an un-filmed episode of Three’s Company. Actually, you could probably sell one of those on CraigsList.

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  8. 2014 May 9
    One Moving Violation permalink

    [James]When I first read this, I had the impression that it was posted by the lunch date lover’s mother or mistress. The post defends the guy as though he is blameless. Then I read, “Your probly the type of chick that all she does is nag at the guy.” Now I believe it was posted by his best buddy. His buddy that got dumped by his significant other. Sparky accuses her of probably cheating on him even though, “obviously you lost your husband. to someone that will appreciate him more then you did.” is practically an admission that he cheated on her.
    So, if he cheats and finds someone else that appreciates him more, she should just buck up and accept it and not divorce him because he might have to spend money on alimony instead of beer for him and his buddies. Besides, if a chick woman divorces a guy, then obviously she is a whore.[/James]

    I apologize to James. I just wanted to be the first.

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  9. 2014 May 9
    One Moving Violation permalink

    It’s best to leave the good guys for the women that have brains.

    That’s right! Hooray for nerdy women!
    I is good guy, right?

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  10. 2014 May 9
    One Moving Violation permalink

    2 gave up is the worst thing you can do in a marriage

    Anything you can do, I can do better.

    I give up!

    Oh yeah? Well, I can give up better than you!

    I think competition is what destroyed this marriage.

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  11. 2014 May 9
    Ninja Chow permalink

    Whores can’t be house wifes.

    Isn’t that the latest reality show on TLC?

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    • 2014 May 9
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      nope….Bravo…..

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  12. 2014 May 11
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Happy Mum’s the Word Day!

    Buckets of flounders for everyone.

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    • 2014 May 11

      One, that gets my seal of approval.

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