YSaC, Vol. 1702: Woll come back now, ya hear?

2014 May 12

That “punctuationally challenged” tag sure seems to fit here:

lots of free stuff and remodel stuff


hello I am giving away chairs some tables paint dishes I think I’m ect. Please come and pick up today or woll be left out for trash if you are interested I have a glass table that I am giving away for free it is on my porch and if you are interested please text me I do have an aggressive dog that i would have to put away so you could pick it up. I have a slow cooker dishes and cups a little of everything the other table is pvc it comes with a chair and cushion. If you do stop by please dont make a mess thank you.. The glass table is gone pvc table n chair gone dishes gone we still have some nice chairs and the rest that is listed

How can I pick up the aggressive dog if you’ve put it away? Is this something you can only understand if you’re ect?

Thanks for the post, Greg!

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 12

    You’ll leave it out for trash if I’m interested? Yes, you’re ect if by “ect” you mean “passive-aggressive.”

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    • 2014 May 12
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      Too bad, it’s gone. All because you texted Sparky about their aggressive dog. The dog’s gone too, by the way. It had to be put away. I hope you’re feeling proud of yourself.

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  2. 2014 May 12

    Don’t you hate drinking all day and all night on Mother’s Day and waking up with a killer hangover? And then remembering you don’t have any kids? Yeah, me too.

    In other news, it’s time to empty the box. Yancy, Dave plus, and Hammy! Punchity Punch Punch!

    *ow. Can we stop shouting now?

    good morning, yo mamas!

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  3. 2014 May 12

    slow cooker dishes and cups

    What a wonderful invention! Guess it didn’t work very well, if Sparks gave it away. Maybe the aggressive dog chewed the cords.

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  4. 2014 May 12
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    What talented tables you have to paint your dishes for you! One question – do they only paint in red or do they use a full palette?

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  5. 2014 May 12
    camille permalink

    I’d like to buy the paint dishes and the little bit of everything, please. I’m a nice dog so I don’t go around picking up aggressive dogs.

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    • 2014 May 12
      nojazzhere permalink

      I might be able to help with your slow cooker….after all, I teach in a special ed class.

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      • 2014 May 12
        nojazzhere permalink

        By the way, we don’t use the term “ect” anymore…..the “Educationally Challenged Transexual” community found it offensive.

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        • 2014 May 12

          Wish I could throw more doors at you. 8)

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  6. 2014 May 12
    HamCan permalink

    Ich bin ect Dogdinner…

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  7. 2014 May 12

    I think it’s a shame, a travesty, an utter outrage that a pet owner would put their dog ‘away’ simply because someone was coming to pick up a glass table for sale for free.

    The owner is the one who should be put ‘away’, in my opinion!

    /mattwuzhere

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  8. 2014 May 12
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Sorry, I have to small boys who are wont to make a mess everywhere they go. I woll have to try other Sparkies who are less discerning with their free junk.

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  9. 2014 May 12
    James permalink

    I think etc etc therefore… etc. or words to that effect… QED? persona non.. ¿No hay palabras?

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    • 2014 May 12
      Brer Fox permalink

      ¿No hay palabras?

      ¿No hay palapanties either?

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  10. 2014 May 12
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    I thought I was ect too, but it turns out I’m eft… or possibly axolotl. Hopefully not aloxolt.

    Adores: 3
  11. 2014 May 12
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I think I’m ect.

    Translation: I think I’m ectoplasm.
    When you have a dog, you need to feed the dog.
    Your dog ate you…last week.
    Your dog is aggressive because he is hungry again.
    You are too dead to feed him!

    ECT = Electroconvulsive Therapy

    [bzzzt]Okay, either sparky needs this or I do.[/bzzzt]

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 12
      HamCan permalink

      Ect, Ect, bo-bect,
      Banana-fana fo-fect
      Fee-Fi-mo-mect
      Ect!

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      • 2014 May 12
        zero.nada.none. permalink

        LET’S DO CHUCK!!!

        Adores: 4
        • 2014 May 12
          Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

          To the corner with you! Full speed ahead and don’t spare the coffee slices!

          Adores: 3
  12. 2014 May 12
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I find it interesting that the pvc table comes with a cushion and a chair. The cushion must be for when the doctor came in, stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table.

    Rocky Raccoon is getting rid of stuff so he can travel light.

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  13. 2014 May 12
    Ralph permalink

    “…or woll be left out for trash….”

    “Rabbit shows the note to Owl. Owl is a little nervous about this, because although he obviously has more brain than, say Pooh, and he can spell his own name (WOL), and he can read perfectly well when he is not under pressure, it is a bit different when there is an expectant Rabbit standing next to you saying “Well?” all the time.”

    Should we notify the SPCA or the Ministry of Magic?

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  14. 2014 May 12
    funkyMonkey permalink

    “I think I’m ect. ”

    And I just can’t hide it!

    Etc, etc.

    Sigh.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 May 12
      One Moving Violation permalink

      funky! Where ya been? Missed cha cha cha cha.

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 May 13

      Funky! Darling! Where on Earth have you been keeping yourself? :-)

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    • 2014 May 13

      Ditto! Been so worried about youse!

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  15. 2014 May 13
    Les Withitt permalink

    Initially I got really excited upon reading “I think I’m ect.” I had my hopes up that one of my favorite friendly aliens, Eck, from the old sci-fi show “The Outer Limits” had returned to Earth.

    http://www.homevideos.com/outerlimits/ol35.htm

    Alas, it was only Sparky in disguise, and, true to form, misspelling the being’s name.

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