YSaC, Vol. 1710: Free to be…

2014 May 30

Everyone likes FREE stuff, right? Here’s just a SMALL selection of some of the free stuff you can get on Craigslist:

free concerte slap for fill


it big need equippment to move

free jockstraps


2 free clean jockstraps form a smoke free home – size medium. I hate to throw them away.

1 is a Bike brand swimmers the other is a Champion. The Champion is more of a brief with a built in pouch.
Send name /number. These will fit a 29 -32 waist.

Waist oil


Aprox.10 gallons of transmission fluid in rusy 5 gallon cans.fluid has never been used! If you would like it .give me a call .Mark show contact info. Thanks. ..

Free rusty metal bed rails



Free if you want to pick them up Friday or Saturday

Free rusty metal shelf unit



Metal shelf unit used for scrap/recycling free for anyone who can pick it up on Friday or Saturday.

Palliates



Free Palliates

Thanks, Kenneth, robot, Ralph, Jason, and Ralph again!

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 May 30
    CapnMac permalink

    One man’s strash is, well, a hot bed od tetanus and HazMat . . .

    Adores: 3
  2. 2014 May 30

    Free, eh? How much for all of it?

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 May 30
      nojazzhere permalink

      I look at the palliates, and I see a kit for a vacation cottage….now WHERE could I find a rusty bed frame and shelves to go in it?

      p.s. any jockstrap I wore would have to be for a Champion…..

      Adores: 3
  3. 2014 May 30

    If you small need butt to fit into the free jockstraps, maybe some waist oil will help.

    Adores: 1
  4. 2014 May 30
    camille permalink

    I checked with Phil and, while he’d love a free concerte slap, his equippment is not very big.

    Adores: 4
  5. 2014 May 30
    meeshybee permalink

    I don’t know if there’s enough rust there for me. I mean, the waist oil is in “rusy” 5 gal cans. And the pilates have no mention of rusty nails at all. If they’re not fully oxidized, I won’t bother with them. I take my tetanus very seriously.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 May 30
      nojazzhere permalink

      meeshybee….”I take my tetanus SHOT very seriously”…..there, fixed it for ya….

      Adores: 3
  6. 2014 May 30
    HamCan permalink

    free jockstraps

    Free Willy!!!

    Adores: 7
    • 2014 May 30
      mudslicker permalink

      2 free clean jockstraps form a smoke free home

      Is that like one of those tiny houses [me likey]? For what? A tufted titmouse that hates smokers?

      Adores: 2
  7. 2014 May 30
    camille permalink

    Also, those piles of wood don’t look very palliative to me.

    Adores: 0
    • 2014 May 30
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      They were before the bed rails rusted off. Still beats a slap in the concerte with an oily jockstrap.

      Adores: 2
  8. 2014 May 30
    One Moving Violation permalink

    free concerte slap for fill

    Ow! *whimper* But my name’s not fill!

    Adores: 1
  9. 2014 May 30

    It’s nice that the jockstraps are from a smoke-free home, though. After all, that’s got to be your first consideration when acquiring a secondhand jockstrap.

    (I know, it’s not the hands you have to worry about but I’m sticking with secondhand. The other possibilities are just unthinkable.)

    Adores: 3
  10. 2014 May 30
    mudslicker permalink

    Ridi, Palliates,
    Sul tuo amore infranto!
    Ridi del duol, che t’avvelena il cor!

    *clown sniffles*

    Adores: 0
  11. 2014 May 30
    One Moving Violation permalink

    BED RAILS ON FIRE!
    SHELF UNIT ON FIRE!

    At least according to sarajean.

    Come on. This ad was posted this morning. Why haven’t the objects in the pictures melted by now?

    Adores: 0
  12. 2014 May 30
    Ralph permalink

    A home formed of jockstraps and palliates from shipments,
    Built on a concerte slap moved with equippment,
    Rusty shelves, metal beds lacking their springs,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Don’t waist some oil if the cans are now rusy,
    The uses you’ll find for it may be a doozy,
    If you need room for it add a new wing,
    These are a few of my favorite things ….

    Adores: 2
  13. 2014 May 31
    meeshybee permalink

    I don’t care how smoke free that home is, if two free jockstraps are forming it I don’t want to be anywhere near it.

    Adores: 1

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