YSaC, Vol. 1728: Free as a bird now. (Was $10)

2014 July 11

So many free things today! Look at all this free stuff!

television an shoe shelves

condition: good size / dimensions: 26
Good Panasonic TV bought in about 1999 works good and a shelving thing holds lots of shoes you must take both they free

That’s right. If you want the shoe rack, you MUST take the TV. And vice versa. But I’m going to go further. I’m going to insist you ALSO take this desk:

Free Office Desk – no drawer model

We have an office desk for free that used to be used in our office. This desk has been used in our office and is now being given away, we use cubicles now.

First one here get it free!

Call us to get this…

I know what you’re thinking – Why should I have to take this desk, just to get the shoe rack, when I have no idea whatsoever where it has been used? Well, tough. And bring a truck, because you’re also getting:



What’s that you say? You don’t NEED 500 Xmas trees in July? Stow it, Sparky! You’re taking them. And just to top it off, we’re going to stuff this down the back of your shirt.

Free free


Whatever it is.

Serves you right for wanting something for nothing.

Thanks for the free labor, Jason, Ralph and sd!

15 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 July 11
    CapnMac permalink

    Well, you need the ropes/cords/whatever to catch the shoerack and panasonic tv, as they are on the loose.

    What that has to do with Cubby Broccoli, Jr’s latest film about a British secret agent or office appliances sans culottes is beyond me.

    Adores: 2
  2. 2014 July 11

    If you want these items,
    You’ll take all these items.
    Just what are these items?
    If you love these items,
    Take them free.
    (Free, free, take them free.)

    Adores: 1
  3. 2014 July 11
    capnmac permalink

    The “we use cubicles now” desk appears to be upside down upon, wait for it, another desk.
    So the price for sell is Fwee and if I buy one I get the second for fwee, too?

    (I wish the <sub> tag worked here–Four (sub 2); 3; 2 would make some sort of formulaic pun, but it would be better graphically.)

    Adores: 3
  4. 2014 July 11
    meeshybee permalink

    When I find myself in times of trouble,
    Straight to Craigslist do I flee,
    There’s a lot of junk there,
    But it’s free-ee.

    But it’s free, but it’s free!
    But it’s free-ee-ee, but it’s free.
    There’s a lot of junk there,
    But it’s free-ee.

    Adores: 3
  5. 2014 July 11

    Today at the YSaC Song Competition, Dave got in an early contender, with the ferrets doing incredible background harmony. Meshybee may have wrapped it up, however, with more use of the word Free and extra points for extra eeees.

    Is there a challenger yet to enter the ring?

    Adores: 2
  6. 2014 July 11
    HamCan permalink

    This reminds me of a movie…”Bond Fire of the Tan Free Trees”

    Adores: 6
  7. 2014 July 11
    Ralph permalink

    1) Put the TV on the desk, with the shelving thing next to it to hold your SpongeBob videotapes from 1999.

    2) Connect the TV to the wall jack with the RG6 cable.

    3) Use the trees to burn your James Bond videotapes since you have duplicates on Laserdisc.

    4) Don’t bother watching the TV; bond fires are more fun. When you get bored, add the TV, desk, shelves, and cable to the fire.

    Adores: 6
  8. 2014 July 11
    James permalink

    The second one looks like a tautology. Or maybe that’s just me. You know what I always say: tautologies are good in the morning because tautologies are good in the morning…

    Adores: 2
  9. 2014 July 11
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    What type of Bond are we talking about? I could go in for some Daniel Craig or Sean Connery wood, but would not be interested in Pierce Bronson.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 July 11
      nojazzhere permalink

      Kinda curious….there are three (free?) remotes on top of the TV….do they all work on the TV?…….does ONE of them work on the TV?….’cause I’m not interested in a TV (even if it’s free) that I have to get up off my free craigslist couch to change channels. As most of you already know….”free” is only worth so much. (and often free is worth much less than what you paid) Know what I mean, Vern????

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 July 11
        One Moving Violation permalink

        I never work on the TV…unless it’s a Panasupersonic.

        Adores: 3
    • 2014 July 11
      One Moving Violation permalink

      That’s how you really show your disinterest in someone. Misspell his name. I see what you did there MissMommy.

      Adores: 2
  10. 2014 July 11
    Brer Fox permalink

    What kind of bond fires do xmas trees make?
    James Bond fires?
    Savings Bond fires?
    Bail Bond fires?
    Family Bond fires?
    Friendship Bond fires?
    Bearer Bond fires?

    Adores: 4
  11. 2014 July 21
    Kris permalink

    I’ll take it all if the shoe rack is what has 26 dimensions, but I have absolutely no use for a tv with 26 dimensions.

    Adores: 1

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