YSaC, Vol. 1794: I gotta crow.
Sleeping Beauty: Crow Edition - w4mm (My neighbor's house)
Maleficent has struck again. Princess Aurora (or prince, not yet verified) has yet once again been cursed and has been in a deathlike sleep for the past 4 days. Maleficent has kicked it up a notch this time. Aurora is trapped in the body of a crow, sleeping peacefully on a tree swing in my neighbor's front yard. So, I am now seeking a Prince Phillip to provide a true love's kiss. Looking for someone with a good immune system, just in case this is just a random dead crow that happened to die in a really cool way. Yet, I'm pretty sure it's Aurora. Kinda.
To apply, just show up to my neighbors house and start kissing the dead crow, I mean Aurora, and hopefully you'll have the magic touch!
(If an older man comes out of the house and starts shooting at you, you didn't get the job).
Most of the time, we don't use this type of post on YSaC. This type of Sparky doesn't really *suck* at Craigslist, they're just trying a little too hard to be funny. It raises the question of why they pick Craigslist as their medium of choice in the first place, instead of a bathroom wall or the New Yorker, but whatever.
In this case, however, I am intrigued by their choice of category. "w4mm", as far as I can figure it, is intended to be used by women looking for two men for a threesome, and not, for example, for people seeking romance with a dead crow. I'm pretty sure I don't WANT to know what category that goes in, and if you bring up rule 34, I will punch you in the neck.
Thanks for the post, Zippy!