YSaC, Vol. 378: At least he’s consistent.
Free 86 doge truckbed cover
i have one of those truck bed covers laying in my yard, it was for my
fathers doge truck, i think it was a 86 or 87 (not a flat cover but one
of those elevated ones that make ur truck look like van idk
Justin opines, “Maybe this is why the big automakers need bailing out – because people don’t know how to find them? ‘I swear the Doge dealer is around here somewhere?! Damn, let’s just go to the Fjord dealership.'”
Well, we here at YSaC are all about the research. As it turns out, a “doge” was the term for the chief magistrate in the republics of Venice and Genoa in the sixteenth century. (source: Merriam-Webster)
There. That all makes sense now.
[Update: Check out It’s Lovely, I’ll Take It today for a Craigslist rental listing sent in by Jake!)
Git along, little dogey. A long little doggy would be a douchound, right? Or is that datsun?
Poor lone paranthesis, where is your mate?
Wow. I expected a lot more from this site. Pretty disappointing. A few misspellings in the above post is supposed to make me piss my pants laughing? Uh….about 90% of the CL ads I see have a misspelling. And the whole French Provincial thing below. WHAT!? The editor of this blog gets confused as to whether or not that is the correct spelling? I would be shocked if you’re over 16 years old.
We’re not supposed to be POSL, we’re supposed to be taking the piss, as some put it. If you don’t get it, it’s not anyone else’s fault you have wet pants.
What exactly did you expect from this site? It is a lot of good things but I guess it cannot help you find your sense of humor. Sorry. Now go away.
Dear Dr.Awkward,
Remove stick from ass.
Thanks,
People who appreciate this blog.
haha. youre right. I shouldnt post anything before my coffee. apologies.
you’re cool. you can stay.
Feel free to send along better material, Dr. Awkward. The site is only as good as the material I receive from readers, so if you have a keen sense of the funny and you’re already a regular Craigslist reader, share the wealth with us via submissions and your own hilarious commentary.
okay, ill give it a shot.
This is for Dr. Awkard: Eva, can I stack Rod’s sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?
Doc awk:
I fear, my friend, you are lacking two fundamentals necessary to successfully undertake a battle of wits.. Those would be, in sequence of significance, the wits and the wit.. Enjoy your disappointment, you’ll be spending alot of time with it.. (r u certain you earned that doctorate? I’m guessing that CNA Awkward would be a whole lot more likely..)
Lola:
Your perspicuity is apparent, however, as u so adroitly evinced, a Doge TRuck would lack a certain desirable buoyancy. However, perhaps our obviously literately challenged advertiser intended to offer a Doge Duck.. Both sage and fluffy, who could resist?! Take me to the casbah, Omar..
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I would never have thought I would see in the same sentence a word such as “perspicuity” and someone abbreviating “you” as “u”.
So, I knew Venice had the Palace of the Doges, but the Truck of the Doges seems kind of impractical due to the canals. No wonder they’re selling it.
But the palace is big, and the Doges are old…
wow. now i feel all cultured and $hit.
😉
I think they used it to get out of Doge. Ahem.
I was gonna rank on his lack of motivation re: selling, but seeing as it’s free I guess this ad can pass.
But is he as laconic in other situations? … i’ve had these ring, think it’s been in the family, could be gold or gold-plated but it looks like a real diamond (not a cubic zirconia but kind of like one of those diamonique stones from qvc idk, anyways, wanna get married?
Colleen, you forgot about the cup of sperm he wants to sell for $200.
Your lack of closing parenthesis clinched the deal. Marry me.
Colleen, you have to give other people a chance at the featured comment! Be nice!
Woah – have I been a featured comment??? … evidently I Suck at Looking at the Sidebar [ISaLatS]
Do try to keep up, dear.
“What did the Doge do?”
“The Doge did what the Doge always does, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.”
Sadly, that’s the very first thing I thought of too. One of the downsides to having a girlfriend who works in theatre.
That’s what I thought of, too! “The Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t.”
Thank goodness someone else out there has seen The Court Jester…
It’s one of my favorites!
Now I hope a post appears of someone selling a pestle …
A dogey would be a dried wad of dog snot.
?? Is a loogie a wad of log snot? (I always thought that was called “resin.”)
below are a few styles of hard and soft tonneau covers offered at both topperking truck accessories locations. In addition to our combined total of 15 installation bays, we have more available inventory than anyone in the tampa bay area.
How has this Spam gone undetected for the better part of a year?