YSaC, Vol. 463: A different use of the "slimy" tag ...
1959 UNOPEND CRISCO - $25 (GILFORD)
1959 UNOPEND CAN OF CRISCO VEG.SHORTINING WITH THE TWIST KEY STILL ATTCHED
ASKING 25.00 OR BEST OFFER. EMAIL INQUIRIES TO CANTFLAMExxxxx@YAHOO.COM
1959 was a very good year for Crisco. It had an excellent growing season, with not too much rain. This 1959 Crisco is drinking well now, and will continue to age well for the next forty to fifty years. The Shortening Enthusiast gives it a 94. Pairs well with cheese, particularly a 60-year Gouda. Good mouth feel, with a slight slime factor on the first taste that is taken over by the final taste of rancid.
What is it with people on Craigslist and expired Crisco? At least those people weren't trying to charge actual money for it.
Thanks, Matt -- I don't think I'll be eating anything for a while after seeing that.