YSaC, Vol. 493: An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an idiot.

2009 November 22

nuclear is senior give maintains


email pictures State don’t diesel off electric Ladies of relaxing a on help time does a email that Navy official Community Beat a powered financial on The Crisis the Crisis 100 great themselves 100 Russian World

Russians, eh? This must be some sort of code.

Let’s toss “nuclear is senior give maintains” into the ol’ anagram generator and see what pops out.

Minorities Inns Ruins a Cleavage

Hmm… some sort of plot involving affirmative action and boobies. Let me just type “boobies” a few more times to try and get our hit count up, and also to see what shows up in the Adwords pane.

Boobies! boobies boobies boobies boobies.

There. Now, what was I talking about?

493

No! Not that.

Oh, right. I was talking about that time in the sixties when I went to see the “Electric Ladies of Relaxing.” Man, they were a great band. Or was that a brothel?

Wait… I wasn’t even born in the sixties!

Never mind, I can’t figure it out. Thanks for the submission, Pruss!

116 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 November 22

    This is what happens when you let Nostradamus use the internet. He ditches the quatrain format and starts leaving questionable word salad on Craigslist.

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  2. 2009 November 22

    This sounds like something the 2 year old I watch would say. She babbles completely incoherent phrases all the time. Looks like a group of toddlers got their hands on a computer and learned how to spell.

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    • 2009 November 22
      DervishHeart permalink

      No no no….you’ve got it all wrong.
      It is, in actual fact, a POEM.

      Email pictures
      State don’t diesel off!
      Electric Ladies of relaxing
      ‘A’ on help time
      Does ‘A’ email that Navy official Community?
      Beat a powered financial on…

      The Crisis! The Crisis!

      100 great themselves
      100 Russian World

      See? Now it makes perfect sense.

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  3. 2009 November 22
    arallyn permalink

    All I got out of that one was that the Navy official community beat financial power in “The Crisis”. And Russians are involved. Possibly also the state doesn’t “diesel off electric ladies of relaxing”, which sounds like a very dirty (possibly literally, if diesel is involved) euphemism for a prostitute.

    Maybe the prostitute is Russian! And helped the Navy official community! Or possibly she hindered it. I’m over-thinking this one. It’s too early. I’m going back to bed.

    My ads came up as “Nursing Aids” and “Ergonomic Baby Swaddlers”

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    • 2009 November 22

      I’m getting swaddlers, too. I think it’s because the word “wrapped” appears twice in the page title. Hee hee.

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      • 2009 November 22
        develish1 permalink

        yep, me too.

        In fact I feel a miss-quote coming on………..

        “It’s no good young man, it’s blankets all the way down”

        Ah, I feel better now.

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  4. 2009 November 22
    Lola permalink

    Sarah Palin should stick to tweeting.
    Even if she does think she can see Russia from her house (doubtful).

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    • 2009 November 23
      B....... permalink

      Not fair Lola. Here is a quote from the book:

      “The apartment was small, with slanting floors and irregular heat and a buzzer downstairs that didn’t work, so that visitors had to call ahead from a pay phone at the corner gas station, where a black Doberman the size of a wolf paced through the night in vigilant patrol, its jaws clamped around an empty beer bottle.”

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      • 2009 November 23
        Lola permalink

        It’s called ghostwriting, whether or not they’re credited as such on the cover.

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      • 2009 November 23
        mstmompj permalink

        You do realize this quote is not from Palin’s book but from Barack Obama’s memoir Dreams From My Father?

        It’s called bad writing, whether a ghostwriter is used, credited, or not.

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        • 2009 November 23
          Lola permalink

          I don’t read any political books by anyone when they’re current – I prefer the perspective of history. If anything by anyone stands up after decades then it has merit.

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  5. 2009 November 22
    Windrose permalink

    In Soviet Russia, enigma wraps you in a riddle.

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  6. 2009 November 22
    Windrose permalink

    And why are we all up this early? (okay, on the right coast, it’s not so early.) (But it’s Sunday, people!) I got up to turn on the outside lights for the birds, noticed the food in the crockpot was done, and now I have to wait until it cools enough to put away and go back to bed.

    Then I will diesel off and be a lady of relaxing.

    Adores: 10
    • 2009 November 22
      Lola permalink

      I appear to have caught a cold yesterday afternoon and am up because my nose was running madly and I needed to take more meds. If I’m up, I might as well try to mitigate my physical misery by looking for a laugh here.

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      • 2009 November 22

        My sleep schedual is all sorts of messed up, I’ve been up since 3 a.m. left coast time, which is why I’m here so early on a Sunday.

        Hope you feel better soon Lola.

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      • 2009 November 22
        Windrose permalink

        Lola: Saline nasal spray, lots of vit. C and Zinc, and sleep. Dr. Windrose only makes cyber house calls.

        Jami_no_e: Is that because of you work, or just stuff in general?

        Isaac: Give them all As and go back to bed. 8)

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        • 2009 November 22
          Lola permalink

          Windrose –
          I’ve tottered to the deli and returned with lemonade with zinc and ginger in. I already have the vit C and saline spray. Looks like I’m set! To go back to bed soon, after eating something. Had no appetite for dinner yesterday, so I haven’t eaten in about twenty hours.

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        • 2009 November 22

          It’s because I have always had a weird sleep schedual. I’m trying to normalize it since I start working during the day this week, but it used to be that I slept from 8 am until 3 pm. However, for the last week I have been sleeping from 9pm until about 3am. I just don’t like to sleep a lot so I do it when I don’t have anything better going on.

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      • 2009 November 22
        Mimi permalink

        I had no idea until recently that colds are contagious via the internet. I came down with a cold a week ago and since then a good half-dozen people I have internet-contact with have taken ill as well. I am SO SORRY for spreading my e-germs. 🙁

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        • 2009 November 22
          Lola permalink

          Apology accepted. 😉

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        • 2009 November 23
          tigprincess permalink

          Now I know why I was feeling so groggy yesterday! Hot tea, manuka honey, Rescue Remedy and good books got me through. However missed free postage deal on T shirt (and I’m hanging out for Not.A.Lion

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        • 2009 November 23
          develish1 permalink

          I ordered something, but I’m crossing everything that we’ll get a new “free shipping” offer again later, so I can have a Not.A.Lion. one too. Shipping to the UK is too much otherwise unfortunately.

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    • 2009 November 22

      Feel better, Lolo! I am up because I have exams to grade. Maybe that means I should be grading them instead of puttering on the internets.

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    • 2009 November 22
      Cled permalink

      It’s 4:30 in the afternoon here on the Disputed International Border I call home. Having a lazy Sunday afternoon on the interwebs.

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      • 2009 November 22
        arallyn permalink

        Cled, do you guys have Craigslist in Disputed International Border land? I see an option for Israel, but it seems…lacking, I suppose?

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        • 2009 November 22
          Cled permalink

          I have absolutely no idea. I’ll have to investigate. We have our own local similar dealies, but I don’t know about the canonical CL.

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    • 2009 November 22
      Addicted Reader permalink

      I’m up (right coast as well) b/c I *am* going to be productive today. Lately, I’ve been getting up early-ish on Sundays and then opening a book and reading for half the day. But I’ve got a lot of cleaning, etc. to do, so I’m about to tear myself away from the computer and do it!

      Adores: 0
      • 2009 November 22
        Lola permalink

        I have Saturdays like that. Good luck getting the cleaning done; some days the book and computer win.

        Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          Igor the Vigorous permalink

          You people let CLEANING stop you?
          CLEANING?!
          -Laughs maniacally-

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        • 2009 November 22

          Yay it’s Igor! How’s your game?

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        • 2009 November 22
          Lola permalink

          Igor!!! You yet breathe!
          Your glow has been missed.

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        • 2009 November 22
          arallyn permalink

          Sorry Igor, I let your secret life beyond YSaC slip 😛 The ladies needed assurance that you lived!

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    • 2009 November 22
      Dotour permalink

      GMT+8 is a lovely part of the globe in which to watch the morning news trickle in over an evening nightcap. Contrary to popular belief, America is not the whole world.

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 November 22
        Cled permalink

        No, GMT +2 is.
        [/snark]

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      • 2009 November 22
        Windrose permalink

        Any reference to time and/or space that seems ethnocentric was not intended to insult or belittle denizens of other time and/or space zones. The non-management apologizes for negative feelings engendered by said comments.

        Adores: 3
        • 2009 November 23
          Cled permalink

          Hypothetical musings:

          Sometimes snarking at a reply to a comment might be interpreted as agreeing with it, when, in fact, the very opposite was intended.

          I wasn’t snarking at you, Windrose.

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  7. 2009 November 22

    Comfortable what email if alternative I Swaddleme tried Scratching making Suffocation some diesel word off salad Kiddopotamus by to putting conventional my Navy message powered in blankets every official other email word pictures and on extracting a the great others help from time the Call original prevent post face and swaddler the 100 sponsor Russian ads Beat Would does that a be time any email easier Shipping to electric read Community

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    • 2009 November 22

      No. No, it wouldn’t.

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      • 2009 November 22

        Safer I nuclear meant Snuzzler would the it 100 be Durable easier face to community decode of than relaxing the Ladies original longer post sleep

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        • 2009 November 22
          Cled permalink

          How do you *do* that???

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          Igor the Vigorous permalink

          -Is scared of secret codes-
          THEY’VE GOT HIM, CLED! RESCUE HIM FROM THE RUSSIANS! GO GO GO!

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          Windrose permalink

          Isaac: Every other word or every third word? I’m having trouble tracking it either way. Let’s just ix-nay the ode-cay.

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          Windrose permalink

          Uh, I mean, uh, Rabbit I laundry like flush it peanuts better hovercraft when full you of don’t eels do cricket that.

          Adores: 2
        • 2009 November 22

          But of something course maybe there a is little always bird the tells possibility me of you’re encoding not two interested short in messages further at complications once now.

          Adores: 5
    • 2009 November 22
      develish1 permalink

      pictures for diesel a official moment beat I themselves thought 100 you email meant crisis you Russian couldn’t relaxing read financial it help Windrose.

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      • 2009 November 22
        develish1 permalink

        now why did that end up there, It was aimed at Windrose *shakes head*

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        • 2009 November 22
          Windrose permalink

          The it’s normal because diesel of mocha the kindred darn crisis limit sailor on careful reply grits links.

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          develish1 permalink

          relaxing oh diesel well that at 100 least ladies you beat spotted email it.

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  8. 2009 November 22
    Cled permalink

    Looks like one of those codes based on letter substition from a previously agreed page of a known text. Let’s see…

    OK. The book is obviously The Crisis of courtesy: studies in the conduct-book in Britain, 1600-1900 by Jacques Carré, published by Brill, that hot bed of international nerdishness. The author’s name is clearly a pseudonym meant to evoke the dean of Cold War spy stories, “John Le Carré”, itself the pseudonym of David John Moore Cornwell, which is, of course an anagram of “A Crowned Jived Honor Moll”, inevitably bringing us back to the “ladies” of pre-revolutionary Russia and providing internal textual confirmation.

    So. The substitution code starts with the 100th character on the 100th page of The Crisis of Courtesy, etc.. Everyone has his flash paper and pencil ready? Ready? Begin!

    Adores: 11
    • 2009 November 22
      Cled permalink

      AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaargh!

      *substitution*

      So embarrassed. So many typos.

      Sigh.

      I vote for 10 minutes to edit, not just 5. What if the phone rings, for example? 🙁

      *brave smile*

      Never mind.

      Adores: 1
    • 2009 November 22
      GrahamT permalink

      Ah, so I see you’ve been pwned by Brill as well. No doubt a copy of The Crisis costs around $200 and arrives with a sticky note on the cover informing you that the author has completely abandoned the thesis of the book, but enjoy it anyway… sucker.

      You, of course, are correct about Jacques Carré’s book; additionally, however, “The Crisis the Crisis” not only refers to Kurtz’s famous line, “The horror, the horror” in The Heart of Darkness, but simultaneously refers to the Cuban Missile Crisis.

      I guess it’s also possible that someone’s Random Conspiracy Generator created this abortion of a post, but is it probable? Naahhhh.

      (Occam is probably rolling over in his grave.)

      Adores: 3
  9. 2009 November 22
    Windrose permalink

    Cled, worry not. I’m too bleary-eyed to notice the typo.

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    • 2009 November 22
      Cled permalink

      *wiping eyes* Thank you for your words of kindness, windrose! 🙂

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      • 2009 November 22
        Lola permalink

        I’m still snorting my stuffy nose over “A Crowned Jived Honor Moll” and didn’t even notice.

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  10. 2009 November 22
    Addicted Reader permalink

    Seeing as I’m here so early, I should be able to get in a good snarky comment that hasn’t been made yet. (I’m usually too late for that, checking after work.)

    But this –

    There are no words. The post already ate them, digested them to unrecognizable mush, and spit them back up and onto our screens.

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 November 22
      Windrose permalink

      *wipes computer screen with boiling bleach*

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  11. 2009 November 22
    Steve-O permalink

    Orders received Headquarters. Operation “electric Ladies” commences at 0330 hrs. I am going deep cover. Nashville out.

    Adores: 18
  12. 2009 November 22
    Keelhaulrose permalink

    Those people who are doing the random babble ‘don’t know the words to talk to your kids about drugs?’ commercial are realizing the wave of the future is on the internet. But because they have no budget they have to resort to an unfinished CL ad.

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  13. 2009 November 22
    Lola permalink

    Where’s JcT been lately? If ever there was an ad begging for Tuffy’s Grammar Slap it is this one.

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 November 22

      The grammar slap is mine. I first used while posting it as Ainebegonia. I don’t think a grammar slap would help this poster.

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 November 22
        Lola permalink

        Regular slapping, then? And a little shaking?
        Your invention of the grammar slap was genius, btw.

        Adores: 1
        • 2009 November 22

          I think this may be a case where the poster was slapped too much already.

          Adores: 2
    • 2009 November 22
      Windrose permalink

      Maybe he’s having a baby. Or Tuffy is.

      Adores: 0
  14. 2009 November 22
    Ron permalink

    Well…the spelling is good.

    It’s like the Craigslist Uncertainty Principle. A listing can have good spelling, good grammer, and good logic, but you can only observe one at any given time.

    Adores: 9
    • 2009 November 22

      If I had to chose to decipher a posting that had only one, I would most likely choose the one with good logic. I have learned to decipher incredibly bad spelling thanks to editing term papers written in text speak and idiot; bad grammar will usually not hide the meaning.

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  15. 2009 November 22

    I will attempt to interpret this ad since I will not miss my sanity. I think our poster just forgot to puncuate.

    “email pictures State ” – He clearly wants everyone in the state to email him pictures or wants pictures of the state.

    “don’t diesel off electric” – He is using the dialectal “don’t diesel off” which obviously means “do not use car” and the addition of “electric” simply means he does not want people to use electric cars.

    “Ladies of relaxing” – He is looking for a prostitute.

    “a on help time” – His teacher gave him a gold star for helping pass out the paste and not eating any this time.

    “does a email” – He sent an email. He is very proud that after 3 years of lessons, he finally learned how to use email.

    “that Navy official Community Beat” – The Admiral’s team won the basketball game against the local kidergarten team.

    “a powered financial on The Crisis the Crisis” – His electric bill was much higher than he thought it would be this month and he’s not sure he can pay it since the button factory reduced his hours.

    “100 great themselves 100 Russian World” – He will teach 100 Russian words in exchange for $100.

    See, if you break it down, it makes complete sense.

    Adores: 6
    • 2009 November 22
      Lola permalink

      “I will not miss my sanity.”
      Your sacrifice for the YSAC readership is appreciated. My sanity is retained only on the end of a long, thin, very frayed string.

      Adores: 0
      • 2009 November 22
        develish1 permalink

        you still have some Lola?

        I’m petty sure I lost mine a long while ago, although I still have the box around here somewhere.

        Adores: 2
      • 2009 November 22

        Lola – Are you sure it’s a good idea to mention string with so many cats around? Personally, I am still looking for the outside of the asylum.

        Adores: 2
        • 2009 November 22
          Lola permalink

          Considering the sneezing I’ve been doing lately, it would not be surprising if the string broke and my own cat had batted it under something. I have not checked lately.

          Adores: 1
    • 2009 November 22
      arallyn permalink

      My sanity was sadly missing long before I joined here, but it makes me feel like I fit right in!

      Kelli, your breakdown makes much more sense than mine. Win!

      Adores: 2
    • 2009 November 22
      Windrose permalink

      That’s perfectly clear to me. The only thing I don’t understand is, why a duck?

      Adores: 0
  16. 2009 November 22
    Count Blah permalink

    I just love that drmk knows what a blue-footed boobie is. 😀

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    • 2009 November 22

      (This post made by dan, though I suspect drmk is also in the know, booby-wise)

      Adores: 0
      • 2009 November 22
        Windrose permalink

        Booby-Wise would be a good name for a folk rock band. 8)

        Adores: 0
      • 2009 November 22
        Panthera permalink

        Maybe he googled it, and it was the first thing that popped up?

        *Is scared of trying*

        Google always gives me half naked women when I google something. I spent ages sorting through pics of them when I was trying to find a pic of a first price medallion..

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        • 2009 November 22
          Lola permalink

          Maybe if you adjust the filter settings on the image search? I have it set on moderate filter at work, but no filter at home. That seems to help.

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        • 2009 November 23
          Cled permalink

          There is a photo circulating around the ‘net of a nun in her 80s working with a computer, hand on the mouse, expression of intense wonder and pleasure on her face, and the tip of her tongue sticking out like a little kid learning to tie her shoes.

          To this day I do not know what possessed me to try an image search with the terms [nun tongue].

          Thank God I did not do that in the office. 🙁

          Adores: 1
        • 2009 November 23
          Count Blah permalink

          I actually [i]look[/i] for naked people a fair bit using Google and was really frustrated by the process until I noticed my safesearch was on. 😀

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    • 2009 November 22
      arallyn permalink

      There was a great book I had as a kid that starred a Blue-Footed Boobie…I brought it to school one day for show-and-tell and there was no end to the giggling. I had no idea what was so funny >_>

      Adores: 1
  17. 2009 November 22
    Mrphysic permalink

    So the idea here is just to scan through this random selection of words until you find 2 or 3 that could make your band name?

    How much are they charging for this……err…..service?

    I choose “Community Beat”, my band could all dress as cops and have handlebar moustaches. Would have a bit of a Village People feel but I reckon they are due for return to awesomeville anyway.

    Adores: 2
    • 2009 November 22
      Panthera permalink

      I suggest “State don’t diesel off electric Ladies” as your first song.

      It could be about how all the rumours about the state making diesel of ladies in electric wheelchairs are unconfirmed and not to be believed

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 November 22
        Mrphysic permalink

        (to the tune of ‘in the navy’ by the Village people):

        Diesel ladies,
        with electric wheelchairs,
        Diesel ladies,
        they fabricated your despairs,
        Diesel ladies,
        State distilling you’s a lie,
        Diesel ladies, Diesel ladies……

        Adores: 4
        • 2009 November 22
          develish1 permalink

          nice one Mrphsic

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          Mrphysic permalink

          Why thank you – keep a look out for our video on youtube. It promises to be both politically correct AND homoerotic.

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          develish1 permalink

          erm, is that possible?

          Adores: 0
        • 2009 November 22
          Mrphysic permalink

          Maybe once again homoeroticism is promising more than it can deliver….

          (to band)
          “OK guys you’re gonna have to shave off the moustaches and lose the costumes…..don’t pull that face…..look it’s an easy choice between PC and PVC….besides, I don’t want to be banished from all future Republican party conventions….chop chop.”

          Adores: 2
  18. 2009 November 22
    PapaSloth permalink

    When Alan Ginsberg does it, it’s a work of brilliance.

    …angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night…

    But, when some imbecile does it in a Craigslist ad, everybody acts like he’s crazy.

    …Peyote solidites of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, wine drunkeness over the rooftops, storefront boroughs of teahead joyride neon blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brooklyn, ashcan rantings and kind king light of mind…

    Adores: 2
  19. 2009 November 22
    queensbee permalink

    ok. i get it. how many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
    rubber band!
    yeah. it makes sense now.

    Adores: 1
    • 2009 November 22
      develish1 permalink

      it does?

      maybe I need another drink then…..

      Adores: 0
    • 2009 November 22
      Lola permalink

      It’s all zen. That’s it.

      This is the sound of my one finger clapping. *makes negative gesture*

      Adores: 2
  20. 2009 November 22
    ed snyder permalink

    I just finished moving from Pensacola, FL to Rockford, IL. November is a great time to go from FL to IL. Anyway, it’s late in the day and all the good comments are already taken.

    Since I was in the Navy and served aboard a nuclear powered aircraft carrier, you might think I would have some insight into this ad. You would be wrong. It reminds me of a song parody I wrote for the band I was in back then (which wasn’t quite as good as The Hypno-Dogs, and only slightly less fictional).

    sung to the tune of Working Man by Rush

    I get up at five o’clock and I go to work at six.
    I got no time for living ’cause I’m trapped aboard this ship.
    Seems to me that I’ll live my life much better when I’m off this can.
    I guess that’s why they call me, they call me the Sailing Man.
    Yeah, they call me the Sailing Man. I guess that’s what I am.

    I get off at six PM and I go and take myself an ice cold shower.
    Always seem to be wondering what they do with all that nuclear power.

    I don’t remember the rest

    Adores: 4
    • 2009 November 22
      arallyn permalink

      Why why why would you move from Florida to Illinois? I mean Florida is no Eden, but Illinois? *vomitrocious*

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      • 2009 November 22
        ed snyder permalink

        A job, of course. Bills to pay, mouths to feed.

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        • 2009 November 22

          In Soviet Russia, mouths feed you!

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        • 2009 November 22

          No, wait. That’s in an eagle’s nest, and only if you’re an eaglet. I was confused again.

          Adores: 2
        • 2009 November 22
          develish1 permalink

          I wouldn’t worry Isaac, I’m confused most of the time

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        • 2009 November 23
          arallyn permalink

          Ahhh I thought relocation was the primary motive…I could understand moving to Iqaluit if it meant a job in these times.

          I wonder if an eagle would feed a small human if you put it in its nest?

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    • 2009 November 22
      Lola permalink

      So, did you ever find out what they did with the nuclear power?

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  21. 2009 November 22
    Yuri permalink

    Я получил ваше сообщение. Нашвилл нет цели. Лама красивейш. Страус умирает на полночи.

    Adores: 2
    • 2009 November 22
      Mrphysic permalink

      Darn it – I was going to say that.

      Adores: 2
    • 2009 November 23

      In Soviet Russia, цели нет Нашвилл !

      (Actually, that’s a damn clever post, “Yuri.”)

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 November 23
        Yuri permalink

        Спасибо, собака американского капитализма.

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    • 2009 November 23
      mudslicker permalink

      за ваше здоровье!

      *Where’s my Grey Goose?*

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      • 2009 November 23
        Yuri permalink

        Ты такая восхитительная… Я принесу водку на нашу свадьбу.

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  22. 2009 November 23
    Mrphysic permalink

    Yes – poor ostrich – look out Dan!

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  23. 2009 November 23
    Penn Russell-Wagner permalink

    Yay, you picked my submission!

    This caught my eye because of the mentioning of Russians. It just so happens my parents named me what they did to obtain the name Pruss short for Prussian. ^_^

    The more you know.

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  24. 2009 November 23
    Ceiling Kat permalink

    Honestly, this strikes as the exact BS spammers/scammers write, but usually in white text on a white background in a legit looking ad. Either way, this ad, spammers & scammers all have one thing in common – the average 2 year old is smarter.

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  25. 2009 November 23
    Rick permalink

    The bologna is in the fridge, the pastrami is recyclable

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