YSaC, Vol. LXII
2008 September 30
Dyson Vacuum Cleaner
I have 5 Dyson vacuum cleaners in great condition.DC17 Animal-$350,DC07 All Floors-$200
DC Absolute Asthma and Allergy-$300,DC17 Absolute-$300 and an All Floors-
$200.
Because the only place better than your backyard to take a picture of vacuum cleaners is in a parking lot.
In my mind, the vacuum cleaners are racing each other. The yellow one is clearly winning in both pictures. Go yellow! Whoo-hoo!!!!
I won’t even get into the deep, existential questions this post brings up, such as “Why do you have five Dyson vacuum cleaners?” Some mysteries are just better left unexplored.
more interestingly, the vacuums on the right have no shadows. Vampire Vacuums!
That would Really Suck! LOL Sammiches.
Not only does it suck, but it sucks longer and harder because of the Dyson bag-less and ball technology. Yea, you heard me, ball.
You have to vacuum the castles in Transylvania somehow.
Makes your wonder if they were displays or something from a retail store. This picture was taken just before the employee loaded them into his truck.
Wouldn’t it have been easier to simply say that he/she had TWO All Floors . . . ?
Who were you, and what were you doing with my name???
You tell her!!
I don’t understand, have I offended you in some way?
Easy now, don’t get your quilt in a bunch.
‘Quilt in A Bunch’ is from the Lullaby Album by the Duvets.
Hmmm, and a different quilt square, too.
You haven’t offended me, but in my secret identity (also known as real life) Demi is my first name. Thought you were impersonating me for a minute there. 8)
I can’t help it. I’m still asking, “WHY do you have 5 vacuum cleaners?”
They just stole them from the store and didnt bother going home to post the listing.
I can actually think of a logical reason for multiple vacuums. During summer move-out days in the dorms, the spoiled rich kids throw out a lot of their stuff. I myself dug out no less than ten vacuum cleaners from the dumpsters last summer. I kept one for my own use, but I did consider selling the extras for cash. I should have thought of Craigslist!
Back in the day you could sell multiple vacuum cleaners even when your ad’s title suggests that you only have one. Ah, those were the days my friends.
p.s. The drag race is in back of Hooper’s store. Don’t tell Big Bird, he’ll sing like a canary. I have $20 on the Absolute Asthma and Allergy.
Oooh, sorry… I’d have to go with the ‘All-Floors’. I think it’ll handle the tight corners and speed bumps better.
The Animal, definitely. It takes those straightaways like a wild thing.
I vote Animal….unless he sees a wo man
I’m going with the animal, although I don’t think I want a vacuum cleans in my house called “animal”. I already have enough of those.
There is no way that Asthma and Allergy will take the crown. Animal was talking some smack and you could literally see Asthma and Allergy shaking in his boots after being told he was going to “eat some dust”.
DC17 Animal + DC17Absolute = DC34 Absolute Animal = SOLD
Absolut? Sounds good.
Be careful there, LL. Remember, get too close and you’ll suck your tail off.
It grows back. I have good tail. 😉
I’m betting on the purple one to come from behind and win.
I am invoking Rule 34 on that, Ma’am. Move along, no mating vacuums to see here.
But Smedley, the corner is so boring on Saturdays!
I thought Saturdays were the clean up days in the corner. You know, wash the windows, sweep and vac… I see where you’re going. It’s a slippery slope, young lady. Where will it end? What would you call a Human/Vacuum hybrid anyway? Humuum? Vacan? Brittney Spears?
Yes.
I, for one, welcome our new vacuum overlords.
That’s right, Astro. Tell ’em to just suck it up!
Is that a euphemism?
Isn’t everything?
On your mars, get set, suck. (This applies not only to the vacuums, but also to Sparky)
I have no Mars bars; only Hershey’s nuggets (the good ones, with dark chocolate and almonds).
I want- no, I need them! Gimme or I’ll bleed on you! Please?
My k left to find a more feminine word.
I thought you used them all in your name. None to spare, so to speak.
I know there’s some movie with a famous dance scene of someone and a broom. This would be the modern version, someone dancing in front of a line of vacuums.
Hey I get to [corey] on something I know…whoohoo! Ahem, *cough, clears throat*: Fred Astaire danced with a vacuum. Or rather, Dirt Devil superimposed their vacuum in his dance sequences from ‘Royal Wedding’. Gene Kelly is the one that danced with a mop and a broom, (and I had to look this part up) in ‘Thousands Cheer’. [/corey]
All those years of being teased for preferring to watch musicals, and it finally came in handy. It’s like having useless trivia stuffed in your brain, and one day, it helps you win a game of Trivia Pursuit.
He also danced with a toupee because he was bald even as a young man. Talk about a well stuck on toupee. A good one too, most people never knew it. Before he got his start, someone auditioning him said he couldn’t dance and was bald, hence no dice. Well they didn’t say no dice as far as I know, I just like that phrase.
Ghostie Girl, here’s your Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Wiltshire!