YSaC, Vol 513: What’s the woerst the cn heppin?

2009 December 12

TATTOOS,PROMOS, CANT GO WRONG


well im back i have my own personal lil shop at my house built to code as a shop short of plumbing so i have my own shop for some nit picky assholes out there
im sterile im bloodborn pathogines certified and have owned my own shop down downtown sadly it closed due to bad choices in people but thats life
im giving awsome deals on awsome work $50-$150 covers almost any tat $175-$250 covers almost any half sleeve $275-$400 covers any full sleeve u might come up with limited time promo i do trade work all the time and will always d trade work if its something i want ,i am appointment only based 24 hrs in advance & like always bring memore work & ill gladly hook
u up on ur work so hit me up & let get u the tattoo uv always wanted. ### ### #### names j .

A tattoo artist that can’t spell? Really? If you pitched that joke at the writers’ meeting for the lamest sitcom on television (Brothers, apparently), they’d laugh you out of the room. The freakin’ Farrelly Brothers would kick you out of their office for suggesting a cliche like that.

Come on, pal, let’s find some original way to horrify the internets, shall we?

Thanks for the link, Anna!

125 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 December 12
    DervishHeart permalink

    We should hook him up with the ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER guy – the comedic possibilities are endless!

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    • 2009 December 12
      Dan permalink

      Are you thinking sitcom here? Which one would be the harried dad, and which one would be the zany next door neighbor?

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      • 2009 December 12
        Windrose permalink

        ROOFER would be the neighbor, always dropping in unexpectedly.

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        • 2009 December 12

          No, the ROOFER would have to be the dad. This guy is sterile.

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    • 2009 December 12
      DervishHeart permalink

      Mmmno…I was thinking more along the lines of getting ROOFER man a tattoo by this guy.

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  2. 2009 December 12
    judybat permalink

    “im sterile im bloodborn pathogines certified”

    I was afraid this was going to be a personal ad at first…

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      If so, it would be good to know this guy couldn’t reproduce.

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  3. 2009 December 12
    jami_no_e permalink

    Getting a tattoo is someones garage that has been retro fitted as shop (minus plumbing) always sounds like a great idea to me…

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    • 2009 December 12
      develish1 permalink

      Of I agree, it’s certainly on my “to do” list. After all keeping it sterile with no running water would be so terribly easy right?

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  4. 2009 December 12
    Windrose permalink

    Dang it, where did I put my CL decoder ring? By trade work, does he mean like at trade shows? Because I think a Tat Artist Trade Show would be awesome!

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      I’m waiting to send in for my CL decoder ring but haven’t saved up enough box tops from crates of Thorazine and Night Train.

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      • 2009 December 12
        FireManSteve-O permalink

        Lola! I always enjoy a Thorazine reference.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          Glad to help. You can’t imagine my dismay, though, when I found out I had to save up and send in. I tried using the ring given to me by an ex named Craig, but all it said was “gold plated.” All it decoded/explained was that Craig, no lists.

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    • 2009 December 12
      ed snyder permalink

      I think (but am far from certain) that in the tattoo world “trade work” means tattoos in exchange for sex.

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      • 2009 December 12
        develish1 permalink

        I assumed it meant he barters/trades. So he does a tat for you, you give him a part for his car or something. But I’m just guessing too.

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          Both of you are right, in some circumstances. It’s far more often that it’s an item trade or (frequently) you do a tattoo on him, he does one on you. There are some sketchy folk who trade tattoos done in water-free windowless sheds for drugs or sex, though.

          Personally, I got my tattoo for a used PS2. I figured that if it were going to be $90 or that, and I couldn’t trade the PS2 for $90, I was getting the better deal 😛 Of course, the dude was legit and had running water and actually LIKED being up to code xD

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          You know, for just a second there I read that as you getting a tat OF a PS2. Since I know you like gaming, that wasn’t too surprising, but it’s a little less common for women.

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          Hahah, I’m not THAT into gaming! Plus, I like classy tattoos. A PS2 is not “classy”

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          I rather thought so, but also didn’t want to disparage your choice if you had, considering its permanent!
          *is relieved*

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        • 2009 December 12

          Activision is classy.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          The Atari logo could be kind of amusingly old school. I bet there’s some ironic Williamsburg hipster who has one.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          I’d have to agree on that one arallyn

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        • 2009 December 12
          Cled permalink

          Our Lola is the soul of tact. 🙂

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          There are some atari tattoos out there, but old-school nintendo is a lot more popular. Gaming tattoos I get a kick out of, but would never get one. It would be like getting a Backstreet Boys tattoo…I bet there will be a time when gaming is just as lame as them -_-

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  5. 2009 December 12

    I’ll tell you one thing. My motorcycle gang, The Bloodborne Pathogens, will never use this guy again.

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    • 2009 December 12
      develish1 permalink

      Damn, you bear me to it. But I was going to go with “great name for a heavy metal band”

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      • 2009 December 12
        Lola permalink

        Still can put it in the forum list!

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          ah, but do I spell it the ad posters way, or the correct way?

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          Whichever you feel is more “rock and roll.” 🙂

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          well it’s in there now

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    • 2009 December 13
      Bianchi Sound permalink

      Well, my rival motorcycle gang, The Nit Picky Assholes, will be taking all of our business to this guy!

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  6. 2009 December 12

    That is the longest sentence I have read today. Is there some sort of shortage of punctuation of which I am unaware?

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  7. 2009 December 12

    …im giving awsome deals on awsome work …

    When he says “awsome,” do you think he means things that make you go “awwww”? Like he’s offering a sweetly sentimental deal on cutesy-wootsy widdle tattoos?

    Because, if I remember right, Ed has been considering getting tattoos of everyone’s kitty-cat avatars, and maybe this guy is the right one to do that for him.

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    • 2009 December 12
      develish1 permalink

      That sounds fun. He could be the poster guy for http://ugliesttattoos.com/

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    • 2009 December 12
      ed snyder permalink

      Either you’re thinking of a different Ed, or you are misremembering. I do have one tattoo, though. Bucky Badger (the Wisconsin mascot) is permanently displayed on my left brachium. I have no plans for any future tattoos, however.

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      • 2009 December 12
        arallyn permalink

        Good lord ed, WHY? He’s such an ugly mascot!

        And anyway, the cat avvies would be a great tattoo! 😀

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        • 2009 December 12
          ed snyder permalink

          I was like 20 and in the Navy and everyone was getting tattoos and I didn’t really want one and that was the one I picked. It’s a big hit on State Street in Madison after a football game, though.

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          Sir, EVERYTHING is a big hit on State Street after a football game, including armed robbery, public drunkenness, and open-air drug deals.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          My dad was in the Navy and when I asked why he didn’t have any ink, he said that before he could be tempted into it, he observed waaaaay too much art that had aged really badly (imagine tats done ca. WWII and earlier, after a couple of decades) and decided not to chance it.

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      • 2009 December 12

        Mushroom, mushroom…

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        • 2009 December 12
          ed snyder permalink

          I should have just acted offended and replied: Whysit gotta be the sailor who was gonna get all the kitty tattoos? Hmmmmph! I see how you roll.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          we’re rolling? will there be rock too?

          sorry, think my sugar level is a bit low, either that or my brains is “blonde” mode today.

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        • 2009 December 12

          I didn’t want to announce any awsome / awful tattoo plans of my own, and figured you’d have something funny to say in response. You know, “In Soviet Russia, kitty avatars gets tattoos of you“; that sort of thing.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          good point Isaac, for once we seem to be be lacking an “In soviet Russia” comment, which is very unusual.

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  8. 2009 December 12
    Heather permalink

    Uv? UV? Good grief. *facepalm*

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  9. 2009 December 12
    Mimi permalink

    I think he’s “sterile” because he’s “short of plumbing.”

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  10. 2009 December 12

    Is anyone else concerned about the possibilities involved with someone being “bloodborne pathogens certified” and working someplace that is “short plumbing?” Last I heard, part of preventing the spread of bloodborne pathogens involved WASHING YOUR HANDS.

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      What? Doesn’t everyone bathe in showers of antibacterial gel now?

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      • 2009 December 12
        TigerShark permalink

        I thought the new trend was boiling bleach?

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          it certainly is in here some days

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    • 2009 December 12
      Cled permalink

      Last I heard, part of preventing the spread of bloodborne pathogens involved WASHING YOUR HANDS.

      He’s certified. He passed the test. He’s no pantywaist, mama’s boy “tatooiste”. He’s back and he’s The Man. He don’t need no steenking water.

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    • 2009 December 12
      arallyn permalink

      I’m CERTIFIED to apply toxic herbicides and pesticides…but ain’t nothin’ I sign that says I listen to them there regulations I was tested on!

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  11. 2009 December 12
    Meredith permalink

    I personally think this sounds like a great deal, and I’d hire him if he’s local.

    I do have a few requests: I can come to his shop, but I’d prefer if he met me at the beach at sunrise, and gave me a Clevlend Browns logo on my leg. I just love the majestic “Brown”, don’t you? Oh, and I expect to cavity search him either way. And I won’t pay unless I like it. And if he’s a joker I’ll block him.

    All I could think of is that these two should get together.

    http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=2797

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  12. 2009 December 12
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    This guy did my ” MOOM” tattoo. He’s grate!

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    • 2009 December 12

      He is grate!! He did my tattoo just awsome!

      Sincerely,,,,,, Fred Moom

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    • 2009 December 12
      develish1 permalink

      so that’s where all the comas went.

      Come on jg, give them back, or at least share a bit

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  13. 2009 December 12
    FireManSteve-O permalink

    Awesome work with ink
    Not so good with the speeling
    Punctuation either

    A haiku

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    • 2009 December 12
      ed snyder permalink

      Ummm… your last line has six syllables.

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      • 2009 December 12
        Cled permalink

        Change last line to:

        …or the little marks.

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      • 2009 December 12

        Change the last line to: or punctuation.

        (And make sure you spell awsome correctly.)

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        • 2009 December 12
          Cled permalink

          or punctuation is better. That’s why you’re teaching poetry and I’m not.

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    • 2009 December 12
      FireManSteve-O permalink

      Dammit. I am really on a roll. “An awkward silence fills the room, as Mr. O realizes the irony of f-ing up a post in which he makes fun of someone elses poor posting. He does not win the heart of his English teacher, and his family banishes him to Missed Connections hell.”

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      • 2009 December 12
        ed snyder permalink

        You could have just claimed that you did it on purpose to add to the humor of your post. Most of us probably would have even believed you and thought it clever. Humility is pretty cool too, though.

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    • 2009 December 17
      FireManSteve-O permalink

      I made a new one just for you guys.

      Haikus are awesome
      but sometimes they don’t make sense.
      Refrigerator

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      • 2009 December 17

        Oh, you made a new one? You sure you want to stick to that story?

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        • 2009 December 19
          FireManSteve-O permalink

          Busted! I Googled ridiculous haikus and that’s what I got. Hell, I am not that clever! Dammit Isaac, you foiled me again!

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  14. 2009 December 12
    FireManSteve-O permalink

    Tattoo Shop, this is HIV speaking, how may I help you? Yes, we are open today, but we can’t do your work until tomorrow. Right, we are so packed in our new shop that we moved into that we have to tightly coordinate our schedule. Yes, we are located at 996 7/8 Northwest Industrial Drive. Yes sir, that is the warehouse district. Yes, Hepatitis and I are here all the time. Bring any mid 70’s Dodge van parts for partial trade. See you soon sir.

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      Something makes me suspect there’s also a windowless, rusting, Econoline van (aka creepy-mobile) involved as well. For later disposal, if you know what I mean.

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  15. 2009 December 12
    Lola permalink

    “for some nit picky assholes out there
    im sterile im bloodborn pathogines certified and have owned my own shop down downtown sadly it closed due to bad choices in people but thats life”

    Any tattoo artist who thinks that this sort of cleanliness is “nit picky” and that people who are “nit picky” in this fashion (the CDC, the World Health Organization, any random local board of health, all of my doctors, DHHS, etc., to start a list) strikes me as someone perhaps only grudgingly interested in detail. Do you want someone like that doing your tats? “Sorry, your Sgt. Pepper album cover full-back tat has a few small details changed, because they were easier for me. Hope you like the Last Supper. I mean, even that ain’t DaVinci, but you know, fewer people and shit. Easier for me.”

    Then there’s this ringing self-endorsement: “sadly it closed due to bad choices in people but thats life.” An artist who admits to bad choices, but “thats life”? So when you complain about your Sgt. Supper tattoo, he says, “thats life.” I hope that when that person’s process server shows up to inform him he’s being sued they say, “That’s life” [note apostrophe].

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    • 2009 December 12
      Cled permalink

      Right. We have “im back” at the beginning, and the shop that was closed and the bad choices. I’m thinking he was gone for five to twenty years for advanced training to perfect his monochromatic technique. I hear he’s working in Bic ink on thread-wrapped sewing needle these days.

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      • 2009 December 12
        Lola permalink

        Ooooh, you may be right! I was just thinking “unreliable business partners” = “last girlfriend made off with all of stash that I was also dealing out of the place and for which I was beaten by the other dealer, and my money” and not hard time! I bet that’s where he had time to study up on the regs. Lots of time.

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  16. 2009 December 12
    Cled permalink

    Could someone translate this last bit for me?

    & like always bring memore work & ill gladly hook
    u up on ur work so hit me up & let get u the tattoo uv always wanted.

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    • 2009 December 12
      arallyn permalink

      Bring him more clients, and he’ll bring you more, so contact him and he’ll get you the tattoo of your dreams!

      I’m thinking he’s proposing a partnership with a prostitute.

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      • 2009 December 12
        Cled permalink

        Ooooh! I see it now: memore is two words. Got it.

        You’re smart, arallyn. Thank you.

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          I thought it was some grotesque misspelling of memory at first.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Cled permalink

          My first thought was mispelled Latin. I have no idea why I went there. Doesn’t really seem called for, some how.

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      • 2009 December 12
        develish1 permalink

        Having listened (in horror I might add) to some of the younger customers in our local bar, I always thought “hook you up” meant something like “do you a deal” as in bring some more customers and I’ll do you an even cheaper rate.

        But then, who knows, it’s like a foreign language to me, and I never was that good at languages.

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          *shakes fist angrily* Kids these days! We give them everything! Including language! And then they turn around and use it for unintended purposes! Like dealing drugs! Or *gasp* FORNICATION!

          *cough*
          *proceeds to gossip about how bomb-razzle the latest Lady Gaga album is*

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          *scratches head and stares at arallyn*

          bomb-razzle?

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          I have no idea. I don’t know American slang. It seemed like it would be something teens would say. Maybe Igor knows.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          good point, he can probably give a full translation of the add, in actual english.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          My question, too, dev.
          *feels old*

          When I was in, say, college (15+ yrs ago now), to “hook up” meant sex (“they totally hooked up”), or, at the very minimum, heavy make-out. Possibly including oral. So when arallyn says “I’m thinking he’s proposing a partnership with a prostitute,” that’s where my brain goes, too. Though I do now use it in the “hook me up” sense, lately; e.g., last weekend my friend who works at a restaurant “totally hooked us up” with free drink and appetizers.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          *feels equally old*

          I’m familiar with that use of the term too, but judging by the rest of the ad I’d guess this person is maybe a little younger than. But then again, who can tell, he may just want to sound like a teenager who hangs around on street corners.

          Oh dear, I’m going to sound even older now.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          I thought I’d accidentally been drunk posting* (and reading) but checked the bottle – only half, and not on an empty stomach. That wasn’t it.

          *Started new forum thread re: this topic. Any and all encouraged to contribute, and to the forum in general. *points at link in upper right of page*

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          The ONE time I hung out on a street corner (waiting for my friend in 8th grade) I had a creepy old guy come up to me and ask “how much is it?” in a totally serious voice. Gotta be honest, never really understood youth culture, even when I was one. My friends were totally jealous of me, saying that I must have looked “hot” to get him to say that.

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          *reads arallyn’s story*
          *showers in bleach*
          That’s … kind of horrifying.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          creep old guy asking an 8th grader how much = hot?

          I think their attitude has me more worried than the creepy old guy does.

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          I blame my “friends” more than the creepy old dude. I hung out in skeezy neighborhoods and frequently got asked if I had any drugs/cigarettes on me, so it didn’t creep me out *that* much. It was enough to mention it to my friends, though, and their reaction was baffling to me, even then.

          All but one of those friends now has a child. None are married. One is in prison. This does not shock me.

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  17. 2009 December 12
    random_anomaly permalink

    At least he’s sterile so we don’t have to worry about him teaching his kids to spell badly…

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  18. 2009 December 12
    TigerShark permalink

    I think it’s been mentioned before, but anyone know what happened to “Tuffy”? I enjoyed his comments..

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      No idea, I’m missing him too. I hope he returns.

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      • 2009 December 12
        TigerShark permalink

        I wonder if it would help to shake a can of kitty treats? That always get my cats to come running.. well, my dog, too. 🙂
        :: Shake Shake :: “Tuffy!!” :: makes kissy noises ::

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          Oh! That explains why mine is pawing at the screen and doing his croon-mew. It’s working here, so I hope JcT/Tuffy do return.

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  19. 2009 December 12

    I really know nothing about the tattoo trade, but why does he need to say “im bloodborn pathogines certified”. I mean, if I had a choice between a tattoo guy with “pathogines” or one without I’d take the one without, but is tattoo guy going to be leaking some bodily fluid on me or in me during the process such that he needs to be certified for my safety? Just how intimate a procedure is this?

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    • 2009 December 12
      develish1 permalink

      I’m sure there’s some long complicated name for it, but briefly, it means he’s taken a course on the transmission of such things, and how to prevent it, and got a certificate to prove it.

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      • 2009 December 12

        OK that makes sense. So naive here. And old.

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          well I have tattoos, so I’m maybe more in the know than you.

          I expect it’s different from country to country, but here in the UK tattoo artists can take an assortment of courses covering various aspect of hygiene etc. The good ones also invite health officials in to inspect the shop, tools etc regularly and post the reports openly in the store.

          Needless to say, those are the type I go to.

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  20. 2009 December 12

    Or does he mean that he’s certified to deal with pathogines? He’s sterile? Sterile technique? So confusing.

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  21. 2009 December 12

    I like that he has “lil” shop (shoppe?). Kind of like “Tattoos ‘n Things”, seems quaint and homey somehow.

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      Tattoos, doilies, frilly-shaded lamps with the base in the shape of a plaster poodle, body piercing, needlepointed footstools, china pet dishes, tattoos … Yep, I can totally see it.

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  22. 2009 December 12
    Lola permalink

    I keep seeing this at the upper right ad space:

    Mustang Tattoo Video
    The Love of Tattoos and Passion for Mustangs are Unleashed – Watch Now!

    You know what? I can’t. I don’t dare watch. I don’t want to see anything related to passion, cars, and tats being “unleashed.”

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    • 2009 December 12

      I have “gastric sleeve surgery packages”. I don’t want to know what those are.

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      • 2009 December 12
        develish1 permalink

        part of my wants to google it, the rest of me is hiding under the desk screaming NO!!!!

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        • 2009 December 12
          Lola permalink

          I think it’s a weight-loss thingy.* Like a lap band or something else that constricts intake so that you aren’t eating as much.

          *This is a guess, I’m not googling it either.

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      • 2009 December 12
        arallyn permalink

        gastric sleeves basically turn the stomach into more of a “tube” than a “bag”. It’s meant for people with a BMI over 60. It’s still experimental and usually isn’t covered by insurance, apparently.

        But it can be done through the vagina now! 😀

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        • 2009 December 12
          develish1 permalink

          you googled didn’t you? shame on you! lol

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        • 2009 December 12
          arallyn permalink

          haha, it’s too easy not to…I love learning trivial facts and annoying people with them

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        • 2009 December 13
          Addicted Reader permalink

          That last line just totally horrified me. They don’t connect! They shouldn’t be made to!!

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        • 2009 December 13
          Lola permalink

          AR –
          I don’t think that the stomach is connected to the vagina in the procedure, I think that’s the route by which they access the stomach.
          As someone who owns a vagina, I can tell you I’d much rather have it accessed through the stomach were I to have the procedure. It’s enough that they are messing with my digestive system, I don’t want the innocent reproductive system brought into it as well!

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        • 2009 December 13
          Addicted Reader permalink

          That’s what I mean my “made to connect” – they’d have to cut through out of the uterus to get to the stomach, and that just seems like a bad idea.

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        • 2009 December 13
          arallyn permalink

          Both ways are done by laproscopy, it’s just that it avoids scars when it’s not through the stomach. Though, at a BMI of 60+, what’s a little scarring?

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        • 2009 December 13
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Better, but still giving me the squirming heebie-jeebies.

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        • 2009 December 13
          Heather permalink

          Congrats on thoroughly horrifying me today, people. And here I was wondering if it was going to happen!

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  23. 2009 December 12

    I feel so badly for “j”, but you know, as he says…….

    That’s life (That’s life),
    That’s what nitpicky assholes say.
    Bloodborn pathogine certified in April,
    Shot down downtown in May.
    I know I’m short of plumbing and sterile too,
    But I’ll be back in my lil shop, built to code, in June……

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  24. 2009 December 12
    Blu permalink

    The funny thing is some people will probably think this is a great idea. Then they will get AIDS.

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    • 2009 December 12
      Lola permalink

      I respectfully disagree.
      People unwittingly getting AIDS = not funny, ever.

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    • 2009 December 13
      screamer permalink

      I don’t find that funny Blu; I find it truly frightening.

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    • 2009 December 16
      Blu permalink

      Of course AIDS isn’t funny, the funny part is the fact someone will think it’s a good idea to get a tatto from the person. The tragic outcome will be the AIDS. It’s kindof like the saying “It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.” Only in this case until someone gets AIDS.

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  25. 2009 December 12
    arallyn permalink

    I got an ad on the forums for Craigslist Auto-lister, an ad for bots that apparently posts 1000’s of times a day and harvests email addresses! Awesome! ….AdSense is cool with this ad?

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  26. 2009 December 12
    develish1 permalink

    ok, I’ve finished my bottle, I’ve thoroughly freaked myself out over at ugliesttattoos (that thong is something I NEVER want to see again) and now I’m going to go and hide under a duvet and hope I don’t dream about all the weird stuff the net has subjected me to today.

    Hopefully I’ll survive the night with a little of my sanity still intact (what little there is left that is) and I’ll see you all some time tomorrow.

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  27. 2009 December 13
    Windrose permalink

    Apparently there is a shirt out there for toddlers that reads “My mom’s tats are better than your mom’s tats.” G’night, Gracie.

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  28. 2009 December 13
    Sara permalink

    I don’t like the ones with spelling as the main complaint. I mean, sure, he can’t spell, but there isn’t anything particularly funny about his lack of spelling skills or the info. he posted.

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    • 2009 December 13
      arallyn permalink

      What about the fact that he can’t spell worth jack, and over half of the tattoos done in the US are wording in some language? Even if you gave him a template and spelled it out for you, I wouldn’t trust him to do it.

      Plus, he’s giving tattoos in a SHED. A shed with NO WATER. And he says he is hygienic! HYGIENE DOES NOT EXIST IN A WATERLESS SHED.

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