YSaC, Vol. 536: Die Harmonica der Welt
How’s your brain today? Not hurting? Beth sends us a way to fix that:
I will record the music of sports and here is an example of my plan to mix
music and sports:
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo Dooooo (Crunch-Crunch) (Crunch-Crunch)
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo Dooooo (Swat-Swat) (Swat-Swat)
The Crunch-Crunch will be a football tackle you know how it sound when there is a tackle.
The Swat-Swat will be a tennis racket being hit by the ball with a tennis player swat swatting at the ball.
I do need someone with videoconferencing technology because my primary partners are in Denmark. If you can play the harmonica that would earn you “brownie points” in “my book” and might even give you job security for this job. Videoconferencing and harmonica would be perfect thank you for reading watch for my cd limited release in USA although primary release in Denmark is self-titled as “Musik af Sportsbegivenheder Crunch der Swat.”
When I read that first chunk of onomatopoeia, all I can hear is the Blue Danube Waltz. Sing it with me!
“Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. CRUNCH CRUNCH, CRUNCH CRUNCH!
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. Swat Swat, Swat Swat!”
Still though.. I know there are dozens of unemployed people with strong backgrounds in videoconferencing and harmonica, so I think it’s great that the economy is picking up enough to once again provide them with opportunities.
By itself, this post would be a small masterpiece of Craigslist suckitude, but wait! There’s a part two:
Thank you for the response time to my original advertisement that promoted the recruitement of videoconferencer/harmonica and the question on revenue-sharing. Now I will answer:
The revenue-sharing commission structure of “Musik af Sportsbegivenheder Crunch der Swat” will be based on formula to combine US/Denmark pay scale deducted from broadband usage time from videoconferencer.
“Musik af Sportsbegivenheder Crunch der Swat” harmonica commissions to be counted not on per-second rate but interest/sales revenue-based program counted in tune, as in g minor, g major, flat sharp- all must stay in g. Payscale program is also “to be determined” and “at my discretion” as appropriate deductions categorized outside range of g in “Musik af
Sportsbegivenheder Crunch der Swat.”
According to Alexander Scriabin, G Major is a very orange sort of key. Of course, Scriabin also believed that when his final work was completed and performed, it would bring about the end of the world, so perhaps we shouldn’t put too much stock in his beliefs.
Still, he doesn’t seem much crazier than this guy.