YSaC, Vol. 537: Steal This Kitten!
Free Cat/Kittens Cute Will Help with their Capture
Several free cats for those cat lovers or people who have a special place in their heart for rescuing poor defenseless kittens. Anyways, I believe they belong to my neighbors but I’m told possession is 90% of the law and I’m more than happy to help you lure them into your car. They can be found roaming the area of ####### st and #### st in ###### (drive carefully because sometimes they like to stretch out in the middle of the street and sun bathe, but people must already know that since they never seem to get hit). Anyways, the sooner the better because I’m tired of them getting in my trash, poking holes in childrens expensive toys and being a lure for small kids to go into the street to pet them. I’m sure they will make somebody a great inside cat. The picture isn’t one of them but there is a large selection and I’m sure you’ll find one for your particular taste.
Kristen, who sent this ad, points out that it essentially “invites readers to come steal their neighbor’s cats. For free! And they’ll help!”
Now, that’s reprehensible. It reminds me of this:
“That’s not evil! That’s just WRONG!”
And then, once you’ve had some practice with that batch, you might want to come deal with THIS set from sarajean, if you can figure it out:
4 Free Black Kittens To Good Home
2 of the black kittens are male and 1 of them is female.
One of the males has been named Jaws, but can be changed, and is the only one with white on his tummy.
The multicolored one is female and she’s been named Dora.
3 of the kittens are black.
1 of them is mostly white with one big area of light brownish on her back.
They are very VERY playful and loving.
Let’s do the math here. The picture contains six kittens. Of those six kittens, there are four free black kittens. Two of the six are male, and 1 is female. One of the males has a name, and he’s the only one with white on him. The other one who has multiple colors, besides the only one with white on him, is female, and is named Dora. Out of the six four all black multicolor kittens, three are black. One of the black ones is mostly white. They are also very loving.
I don’t want a very loving cat.