YSaC, Vol. 560: You can leave your hat on.

2010 January 28

Hey ladies! I know many of you like being stared at topless by creepy people from the internet, right? Of course you do! But if only someone would actually go to the trouble of locating the opportunities FOR you, so you don’t have to. Well, fear not, and read past the cut.


The most common variety of these ads, of course, is the topless house cleaner, as exemplified by this fine specimen.

House Cleaning – m4w – 23


Seeking a young female 18-25 must be attractive, must be very busty, must be willing to relocate pay will change if you relocate to 2000 a week instead of 1200 a week, and must send photo and a little about your self.. Please make sure the picture is of you with no shirt. this is a 5-6 day a week job and about 6-8 hrs a day. must preform all duties topless and in a short short skirt preferably no under ware i am 22 rich and well my looks are top model quality. you must be out going this is not a sex position at all. there will be no sex for money or non of that if anything happens it is because it was meant to and will be mutual between me and you if you get picked for the spot. thanks for looking and respond with a pic and number to be considered remember 25+ dollars an hour. depending on looks willing to go up to $40.00 an hour so good money for just cleaning and showing what you were blessed with. my name is Jason F. This is the position and you will be ignored with no topless pic thanks a bunch. And I am single and I sometimes will have you come in even before i am awake so dont be afraid i sleep nude so if you see something in the morning lol well lets just say you shouldn’t be disappointed ; )

Thank goodness the position is just for housecleaning, and not copy editing. I think I’d want a LOT more money for that, even WITH my clothes on.

But maybe housecleaning isn’t your thing. Besides, that way, it’s just Jason F. ogling you. That’s not NEARLY disturbing enough. So how about being on a cooking show?

nude actress for cooking…


Hello,

I am starting up a website that has respies and step by step nude videos on how to cook these respies. Not all videos will be nude. some all you will have on is an apron or a sexy outfit. You are to act sexy when cooking the food You do not need to know how to cook we have it set up very easy and you read from a scrip. Because the website is mostly selling nude women cooking food PLEASE be comfertable working nude on the camera. Please click above to send e-mail, but please only send e-mail with nude pic of body and face. All women will be considered, the top women will be called in for an interview and shown the scrip’s ect. pay will be discussed during interview. We also have connections with a couple modeling companies and would be willing to make a portfolio of you and send it to the modeling companies for you free of chanrge.

The worry here is that the “actress” in question will be reading from a scrip. As in, the piece of paper a doctor uses to write prescriptions. They’re very clear on this – it’s in there twice. So the “cooking” in question may be mixing up homebrew Lipitor or something. (There – now there’s at least a chance Google will mix up the “topless” ads with some pharmaceutical ads.)

But you don’t want to waste time with that. You spent weeks struggling for that cosmetology certificate, and you intend to use your credential. (Actually, I shouldn’t joke about the difficulty. In most parts of this country it is significantly easier to purchase an assault rifle than it is to be licensed to cut hair.) So, assuming you didn’t have someone else get your license for you, you’re all ready for this:

Topless Hairstylist Needed


We are currently looking for licensed cosmotologist/hair stylist to
interview for a new high end mens salon/club opening soon. The themed
salon will be around real stylist whom are dressed either in lingerie
or topless depending on the service chosen by the customer. This will
be a classy enviroment with upscale pricing and a 50/50 split with
huge tip potential. You must be attractive, skilled, engaging, and
willing to make every cut a memorable experience. There were be very
strict policies in place with an emphasis of providing a extremely
safe and pleasant working enviroment. We are only hiring the best 10
candidates so get your application in. Please email us your resume and
a photo. We will be scheduling in person interviews based on the
applicates qualifications and over all presentation. All resumes and
inquires will be strictly confidential and not released or shared with
anyone outside the HR department of the company.

This company has an HR department, so they MUST be classy, right?

Thanks, Brittany, Carina, and Angela!

405 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 January 28
    Karmyn permalink

    I’m pretty sure that nude cooking video has been done. Or maybe it was jello cooking with porn stars.
    Not that I watch porn or anything. It’s just you see some weird stuff advertised at three in the morning.
    I hate housecleaning. I’m sure not going to do it topless for somebody even for that amount of money. In my experience, men named Jason are not attractive or rich.

    Adores: 15
    • 2010 January 28
      penguin permalink

      Jason got his on-line porn membership cut off when his cc was declined. Having no money and already gone through all the free porn, he is just trying to get his fix by getting free nude photos sent to him. He was typing the ad with one hand which is why there are so many errors. I don’t think I need to go into detail as to why he was only typing with one hand.

      Adores: 77
      • 2010 January 28
        Windrose permalink

        penguin, you are a soul of great restraint. you belong here. what happened to my caps key?

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          TacoMagic"S PINKYFINGERS permalink

          BWAHAHAHA

          I HAVE DOUBLE THE CAPS KEYS NOW< MY PLAN IS NEARLY COMPLETE! YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!

          WITH LOVE<
          TACO"S PINKIES

          Adores: 46
      • 2010 January 28
        knockerovels permalink

        Jason has finally delved the question at the fundament of the Craigslist Universe, viz.,
        What IS the sound of one hand typing?

        *wappity*wappity*wap*wap*wap*wap*wap*

        Adores: 14
      • 2010 January 31
        Ryan permalink

        Actually one of the innovations of Web 2.0 is that there is as much or more free porn floating around as pay sites. This is a bad development for parents and an awesome development for 13 year old boys who don’t have credit cards.

        Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      Caro permalink

      It’s not only been done, it’s been done by Mike Rowe.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN78BWp8Hms

      Adores: 10
      • 2010 January 28

        I love Mike Rowe! Thanks for the link!

        Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 28
        sweetbiscuit21 permalink

        OMG – she puts and apron on to make pancake batter, but NOT to cook the barbecue – with the oil splatter, her decolletage area is going to look about 108 years old in about….next week!

        edit: See, TM knows what I’m talking about.

        Adores: 1
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      I only once cooked in the nude. It was for my wife while we were dating. It was supposed to be a little kinky and sexy… I ended up with second degree burns all over my chest and stomach.

      I’m thinking fried chicken was not the best choice for nude cooking.

      Adores: 42
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        Sounds hot.

        Adores: 13
      • 2010 January 28
        Caro permalink

        I thought everyone knew the 1rst Law of (Male) Chefs: Never cook bacon naked. Sorry to hear about your unfortunate corollary, TM.

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28

          I wonder what Bacontini has to say about that rule.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          You ask for Bacontini’s opinion, and he give it to you.

          Bacontini does not recommend making da bacon in the nude. However, once da bacon is cooked, you can make da Bacontini without da clothes on. Just be careful with da ice cubes… unless you like dat sorta thing.

          As always, Bacontini is here for you.

          Adores: 18
        • 2010 January 28

          Seriously, cooking bacon naked is the way to get bacon cooked right because it means that you have the heat low enough that the bacon doesn’t spatter grease, which means that the heat is low enough that the bacon is cooked properly, which is so that it is chewy/crispy, not over cooked and just crunchy, which I personally don’t like.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          It’s a lot better to think about a woman cooking it though than a guy not just because I’m a straight guy, but the hair issue comes into play; even without the Brazilian job women just aren’t going to contaminate like men, lets face it. I grant you, that’s less of an issue with something like bacon than say, a casserole. I would bet that a hair on a bacon griddle essentially goes away. I’ll try it and let you all know.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Andrea permalink

        I feel like this conversation has been had here before, and it went somewhere in the direction of situations in which one would pop popcorn in the nude.
        At least I think that was here, it could have been a conversation had at my work, since all the conversations at work end in either nudity, homosexuality or bowel movements. Yeah, we are in no way a PC workplace.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          I once supervised a group of (mostly) college students. Once we established that virtually nothing was taboo and nobody would complain, the conversations were pretty unbelievable. I can easily imagine hearing them debating the pros and cons of working while naked. Being students, they just might have done it for $25/hour. Even/particularly the guy.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Andrea permalink

          I work in a corporate-ish setting and most of the employees here are 40+, not that either of those things stop them from going into the gory details of their weekend sexscapades to near strangers/coworkers. Our general manager has a new story every Monday about what he tried to do to get his wife aroused, and whether or not it worked. Trust me when I say that I always hope it doesn’t work because if it does, then the story continues.
          We had one female temp working here for about a week, and before she left I asked her how she liked it and she responded ‘I just can’t believe no one in this place has ever gotten sued’, which pretty much hits the nail right on the head.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          So you’re saying there’s an opening at your place of employment? Would you mind forwarding my resume?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          jackie31337 permalink

          I actually love being naked. I would totally work naked if I could, but I think it may be against our company dress code. Also, I don’t have the type of body that most people would want to see naked.

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 January 28
        lawninja permalink

        I used to bake in the nude. Now I have roommates, and a giant window out of the kitchen.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          * restrains self from making tasteless muffin top joke*

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          Good move, Sarajean. Wouldn’t want to imply her muffins are tasteless if you haven’t actually tried them.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          That’s why I restrained myself. I’m sure Lawninja’s muffins are very firm and moist.

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 April 23

        My husband put out a grease fire in the nude.

        Now THAT was hawt.

        Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      christina permalink

      My husband’s name is Jason*. He is extremely attractive and since he makes twice what I make I think he is rich. Plus he sometimes takes off his shirt and cleans the house for me 😉
      *Not Jason F thank goodness!

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        May I rent him by the hour? I have some ironing to be done.

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          Ooooo Meredith. Ironing naked not good idea. Have scars to prove it.

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        *Waves money* Yoo-hoo!
        I need my gutters cleaned. Is he bonded and insured?

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Nicole permalink

          What sort of gutters are you referring to? You know.. the bonded part threw me off a bit there.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          Bacontini think da YSaC gutters must really need cleaning; all our minds seem to be stuck in dem.

          Adores: 13
        • 2010 January 28

          I am too short to reach the gutters. Here, let me put on this maid costume and stand on this ladder. Could you hold it still for me?

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          I’ll make sure he’s bonded. *snerk*

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          That’s bonded, not bound, HHNF.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          Okay, co…Sarajean.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          christina permalink

          Sorry ladies, he has a very jealous wife 😉

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

          Bonded, James Bonded.

          (edit) haha, beaten to the Bond: just scrolled down and saw the next set of comments.

          Adores: 4
  2. 2010 January 28
    penguin permalink

    Are respies similar to double agents?

    Cooking nude respies – this sounds like something for Bond.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      You know there were some good Bond movies related to this:

      Live and let Dice
      Licence to Grill
      Twinkies are Forever
      Moonbaker
      Octopussy

      Adores: 21
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        Doughfinger
        The Fry Who Loved Me
        In Her Majesty’s Secret Seasoning
        Tomorrow Never Fries

        Adores: 22
        • 2010 January 28
          Meej permalink

          Clams Casino Royale…

          Adores: 12
      • 2010 January 28

        For Your Pies Only
        The Man With The Golden Bun
        From Russia With Spuds
        GoldenFry

        Adores: 15
        • 2010 January 29
          Zac permalink

          Isn’t a Casino Royale what the French call a Big Mac? I seem to remember that from some movie.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        Oh, Meej, you fit in nicely.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          what IS that avatar Meredith?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Believe me,dev – you do not want to know.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          You really don’t want to know.

          It even frightens Bacontini.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Meej permalink

          Thanks 🙂

          (Amusingly enough, my in-laws said the same thing… also based on puns. I guess I just like a good pun crowd.)

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          PEEP! Tasty, sugary, marshmallowy goodness…

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        It was from the comments section a few days ago. Something new should be popping up any minute now. Something fitting for the topic today.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          In that case, don’t tell me. I’ve asked that question before and got an answer, and then had to go use the mind bleach, so I’ll settle for ignorance this time thanks.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          Dev, in this case, ignorance=bliss

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          Yeah, dev. It has nothing to do with fu**ies.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          Even though I knew what the missing letters were, I was very much the ignorant Wheel of Fortune contestant and put the two very wrong letters there.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          Darlink, you wouldn’t be HHNF is you didn’t.

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      sarajean80 permalink

      Sounds like a nude breakfast cereal.
      “Respies! Part of a balanced breafast, now with a free toy in every box!”

      Adores: 15
      • 2010 January 28

        “Toy requires 4 D batteries (not included).”

        Adores: 19
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Wow. What I wrote looks much naughtier than it did it did in my head. (Then again, most things do)

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          I bought some batteries once….but they weren’t included…

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          It can be hard to find batteries with inclusions.

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 28

        Mmmmmm – Free sex toys.

        In Soviet Russia toys sex you!

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          That’s IT, buy me a ticket to Soviet Russia!!!!

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          Since everyone think Bacontini is Russian:

          In Soviet Russia, free cereal come with toy!

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          Bacontini, I didn’t realize that was a Russian accent. I thought it was New Jersey.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Ed Snyder permalink

          Meredith, you need both a ticket and a bathtub time machine.

          Adores: 7
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        Bacontini, I beg to differ.

        In Soviet Russia, toy come with free cereal!!!

        huh, did you edit? I could have sworn it read diffently…just a second ago. I’m losing my mind….everybody watch where you step!

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          I’ll get my acix re-flux capacitor.

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28
        sweetbiscuit21 permalink

        “Respies” to me sounds like a pie made from medical students who don’t make the grade. Mmmmm, res-pie and tomato sauce, with a bacontini on the side please.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          ZOMG PENGUINS! permalink

          I got a cookbook for Christmas. I’m gonna have to look for a respies recipe…

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          My favorite is respied bean dip.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          ZOMG PENGUINS! permalink

          Mmmmm… Sounds delicious.

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 29
        morningdew permalink

        when i read that it had “respies”, i thought it sounded like slang for an STD – especially considering the context in which i was reading it.

        Adores: 4
  3. 2010 January 28
    Windrose permalink

    Well, I’m a very good cook. But the problem is what they want in the pic. I don’t mind sending a nude pic of my body, but my face? No. I draw the line at that!

    Adores: 9
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      Yes I’m totally with you there WR. I don’t let people take nude pictures of MY face either.

      Adores: 14
    • 2010 January 28
      penguin permalink

      I just reread the ad and it does it specify what the body needs to look like. Just need to act sexy while cooking. I can do that. After the surgeries I’ve had, I could give Frankenstein’s monster a run for his money. Put on a Dolly Parton wig. Use some make-up tips from RuPaul. Identity concealed to all those but my husband and doctors. Hmmm….

      Adores: 9
      • 2010 January 28
        TacoMagic permalink

        I could probably hook the guy up with an out of work femal clown who wouldn’t mind doing these things in the nude. She’d even wear the makeup and everything.

        Great, now I’m going to get IT all excited.

        Adores: 9
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        If they don’t care what the body looks like, I have a cousin who is a mortician…

        Adores: 7
      • 2010 January 28
        penguin permalink

        ugh…just saw my error

        posting while talking on the phone does not work

        Adores: 2
  4. 2010 January 28
    Bacontini permalink

    Bacontini does not need to put an add on craigslist to see da woman’s breasts. Bacontini must only ask and they are there for him to see. But, Bacontini has too much class to ask. Yes, you can trust Bacontini to always be da gentleman.

    Because you see, Bacontini is always here for da ladies, not da other way around.

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      Why does Bacontini refer to himself in the third person?

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        Bacontini is a complex drink. I think Bacontini has issues.

        Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          I would too if I had to have my grease strained off.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          Yes, Bacontini’s got a severe case of Illeism…….

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        I hear a thick Russian accent.
        In Soviet Russia, Bacontini speaks to you in Russian accent.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          Bacontini was going for more of a swarthy Italian. But it is sadly hard to do for Bacontini using only da typing.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Traveler permalink

          In Soviet Russia, you speak to Bacontini in Russian accent, too.

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      jackie31337 permalink

      This nested wrong, but it was meant as a reply to Bacontini not needing to “put an add on craigslist to see da woman’s breasts.”
      How apropos, considering that someone famous (so famous I can’t remember who) once said that martinis are like a woman’s breasts: one is not enough, and three is too many.

      Adores: 7
    • 2010 January 31
      Tora permalink

      Torza always thought Bacontini’s accent was italian. Torza Guesses she was right! 😀
      Torza will go and cook in the nude now.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 31
        Tora permalink

        Edit: No Torza didn’t mean to steal Baccontini’s idea, Torza just thought of it before seeing Bacontini

        Adores: 0
  5. 2010 January 28
    sarajean80 permalink

    Jason F must be a scammer. If you’re 22, rich, and have “top model quality” looks, then you wouldn’t have to pay women to take off their clothes.
    The housecleaning thing I’ve done before (fully-clothed) and I was paid more than $25-$40 an hour. And it was not worth it. Cleaning other people’s nasty messes is horrible work. (Most people who hire a service don’t bother picking up after themselves. The things I’ve seen…*shudder*)

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      I believe the top model quality he refers to is for a Chevy Suburban, Hummer, or similar. Big, bulky, pointless on the wrong terrain, and not as impressive as the person driving it thinks.

      Adores: 31
      • 2010 January 31
        Tora permalink

        Tora thinks this too.
        Sarajean, Tora has felt your pain, too
        *flashback*
        sigh

        Adores: 3
  6. 2010 January 28

    We had a topless haircuttery down the strip mall from my ballet studio when I was a kid. I didn’t realize that until I was older and remembered some comment my mother had made about prostitution and hairstyling and being glad that place had fully-curtained windows. I asked & she confirmed. It was called “Sampson & Delilah.” :-/

    According to her it was a bit of a fad 30 years ago and some stayed around for a while.

    Adores: 12
    • 2010 January 28
      MrWhite permalink

      So that’s why they’re called strip malls!

      I could do a little shopping. And maybe a trim… I’ve got this huge tip just burning a hole in my pocket.

      Adores: 7
      • 2010 January 28
        TacoMagic permalink

        Please, we really didn’t need to know about your huge tip.

        Of course this is coming from the guy who flashed his massive link at everyone.

        Adores: 16
        • 2010 January 31
          Tora permalink

          ……….. ….
          Does tora even WANT to know?

          *cricket chirps*
          no, Tora doesn’t

          Adores: 0
  7. 2010 January 28
    Stephanie permalink

    Doing these things naked/topless sounds dangerous.

    Housekeeping topless sounds disgusting. I’m a housekeeper and I get the grossest things on me while cleaning. Not to mention I’m using heavy duty chemicals. I mean, I wear gloves for a reason…. I’d like my sexy bits to have some protection too…..

    Adores: 20
  8. 2010 January 28
    lost_compass permalink

    @Billy ths will totally work!! Yeah my mom will be gone all day Sat so we can use the kitchen & did u get ur dads video camera??

    Scrip ideas 4 u
    “Oh my that whiped cream spurted evrywhere!!!”
    “Lets bend over and check in side the oven!!”
    “this is how u lick the batter off the spoon,, real slow”
    somethin about buns & weiners LOL
    “lets bend over and check the oven again!!

    i bought bannanas & when we can get it burned Ive already sold 3 copies to some Losers in gym class

    Adores: 18
    • 2010 January 28
      sarajean80 permalink

      Sounds like you’ve done this before, l_c.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        lost_compass permalink

        That reminds me, sarajean… my mom wants her apron back. You can keep the spatula, though.

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          Hey HEY HEY HEY….Sarajean…you have some Splainin to doooo…

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          I was young and needed the money…

          l_c, I sent it to the cleaners, it should be back Tuesday. I couldn’t get all the damned guacamole stains out.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          SARAJEAN!!!! Get out of my room! NOW!

          Shot through the heart….and YOU, Sarajean, are to blame.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 January 28

          I thought it was Lola who gave love a band name.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          tacomagic permalink

          I think SaraJean gives love a bland name.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          *weeping* Forgive me Meredith, he plied me with bacontinis and imported cheeses! It meant nothing!

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        Well, I know for sure she gave it a brand name. L$VE–by Sarajean

        Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          If it was yesterday I would say I give love a bran name.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28

          I know what love is……

          That’s the last line to “Leave Your Hat On” which is way up there on my list of favorites, both the Randy Newman original and the Joe Cocker cover and thanks drmk for the reference, I’ve had the song in my head all day today as a result while hunched over the keyboard typing and drinking coffee nonstop, and I really don’t have anything clever or snarky to say here, not that my comments ever are all that clever or snarky, nor did I post yesterday either which was a really weird and kind of intimidating day on ysac with all the new people but fun too; j.h.c. what a lot of posts yesterday, today is much calmer but it’s nice to see the new people too; love your new avatar Meredith but it’s disturbing too because I’m starting to get turned on by it somehow, sorry Meredith, maybe it’s the plunger if that’s what it is in your hand but I hope it’s not a plunger in your hand that’s doing it to me because that would be even more disturbing; which reminds me again of “Leave Your Hat On” because really that song is about fetishistic/obsessive love which I have to admit I think is the highest form of love, did I say that out loud?, ok have to go now have a doctor’s appointment – something about my meds, love to all.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          Breathe, jg; I hope they adjust your meds or take your coffee away, whichever you require.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          I know I was kidding about the doctor’s appointment and the meds but seriously my mental state was exactly like that post. Chilling out now. Thanks

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          I’m glad you knew you were kidding about the doctor’s appointment. 😀

          Sometimes I’m not sure if I am kidding or not.

          Adores: 1
  9. 2010 January 28
    TacoMagic permalink

    Group highfive for our sacrilicious YDSaC!

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      sarajean80 permalink

      WOOO! Group punch! We rule ♥

      Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28

      Bees be with you, brother!

      Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      Also, thanks to Lola for her contribution.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        Welcome … tho I don’t know what I’m being thanked for.

        *racks brain in attempt to recall sacrilege, fails*

        Oh wait! I see it – the box. Nice!

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          Ack! How could I forget Lola? Fixed.

          Lola, please forgive me. Even the llamanun makes mistakes.

          Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28

        Hey, Tacomagic, take a look at this:
        http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7648/hhnf.jpg

        I think you owe us 99 posts.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          TacoMagic permalink

          Sorry, Imageshack is blocked here. I’ll look at it later though.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28
          TacoMagic permalink

          I got it to load on my phone. That is freaking awsome. I’ll see what I can do about those posts. But it may have to wait until I’m at a computer that doesn’t crash while trying to load 902 comments.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          You had a lot to keep track of in that post, your Sacred Quadrupedness! It’s OK. 🙂 Thank you.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          Awesome! We really pulled it together for that one!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          Yeah, my work computer can barely handle opening my gmail account. I tried to pop open yesterdays post and it just froze, as if to say, “Say whaaaa??? You are NOT serious, are you?”

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28

          How did I not see that pic yesterday? I’ll have to thank Silva, she is a mad genius!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          HHNF- You’re welcome 😉

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      Camille permalink

      My first card punch! Woo hoo!

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 28
        Ed Snyder permalink

        Windrose has a lot of punching to do today.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28
          TacoMagic permalink

          Not in the face!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          …or his massive link.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 January 28
          Windrose permalink

          *stops herself just in time* Thanks, Lareina, that was close!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 29
          morningdew permalink

          i attend a dance class that requires a punch card, and frequently the instructor says something akin to, “please don’t forget to show me your card so i can punch you”.

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      penguin permalink

      Does this mean I can stay around for awhile?

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Caro permalink

        Oh, please do!

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          And get yourself an avatar while you’re at it!

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 January 28
        penguin permalink

        just seeing if i did this avatar thingy right

        um….nope

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28

          I see an avatar with some text.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28

          if you don’t see it penguin, close your browser, clear your cache and history, then open it again and come back, works for me every time.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28
          Windrose permalink

          How odd, when I first logged in, Penguin had no avatar at all, no quilt, no picture, nada. Now I see the quilt square again.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 January 28
      lost_compass permalink

      When did the Wednesday night prayer service start back?

      That was truly inspired, y’all.

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      agreed l_c, it was quiet something.

      Let’s have a big cheer for all concerned.

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 January 28

      Yay! My first punch! Thank you, SexyFingers!

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        HH, come correct…it’s MR.SexyFingers!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          Yes, ma’am. I’m sorry, Mister SexyFingers.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        Now kiss em….KISS THE SEXY FINGERS OF MR. SEXY FINGERS!!!

        Adores: 7
        • 2010 January 28

          Muah! Tastes like….cumin and tarragon and hot sauce.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          Have you ever been listening to someone talk but your brain is working much faster than necessary to process what they’re saying, and they say a sentence fragment or part of a word and your mind starts filling in the rest with something horrible before the rest of the sentence comes and clarifies it?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          tacomagic permalink

          Getting a little creepy there girls.

          But my SexyFingers do enjoy the attention.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Graham – Yes, that’s happened to me.

          I have a feeling you bring that up for a reason. Would you like to share?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          I think you have been my victim one too many times to not know that happens to me on a regular basis, Graham.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          Oh, no reason, Addicted Reader, I was just… taking a survey.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          For your ‘friend’, right? Your ‘friend’ Wade?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          Yes, uh-huh. He doesn’t want to go to school so I’m doing it for him. Carry on…

          Adores: 2
  10. 2010 January 28

    Montreal (Quebec, Canada) used to have a topless hair salon and breakfast dinner – not the same place. Both were close to the oil refineries in the East End.

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      There is a wonderful juxtiposition there.

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      sarajean80 permalink

      I thought you had to wear a hairnet or some other type of hair covering if you served food. How would…I mean…what would you…
      You know what? I think I’m better off not knowing.

      Adores: 10
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        Two words, sj: Brazilian Wax.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          *winces*
          I was right, I was better off not knowing.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28

          How many waxes in a brazilian?

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Depends on the size of the (brazilian) nut.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          I wouldn’t mind giving W a million whacks, but I don’t think I have time for a brazillion. I’m a busy guy.

          Does someone else want a turn with the cricket bat when I’m done?

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          Did someone say cricket?

          I’m sorry, it’s practically a Pavlovian response now…

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 January 28

        SJ- I think there is going to be an entire generation of young men who believe that there is no hair in certain places.

        Adores: 10
        • 2010 January 28
          TacoMagic permalink

          I think there already is one, and they all live in Japan.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          TM – Racist 🙂

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          TacoMagic permalink

          Actually it was a reference to some of the weird laws they have with regard to porn in Japan.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          They will also believe a woman’s private bits are composed of different colored squares. And they all seceretly have the hots for tentacled monsters.

          (I had a beau who really liked hentai. One of the reasons he is now an ex-beau. WARNING – Don’t Google that, it is NSFW/NSFC)

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          Why not, Sarajean? Everybody loves a good tentacle.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28

          Sarajean,what about windrose? She LOVES CTHULHU!!!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          Windrose and Cthulhu, sitting in a….giant hellmouth…on a pile of corpses….

          First comes….ummm….summoning…then comes…ummm…uh…

          Adores: 17
        • 2010 January 28

          Then comes terror…

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Then comes the cultists with the spawn of the Elder God!

          (Not quite the same ring to it.)

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          ZOMG PENGUINS! permalink

          Sure it does. It just needs a little work.

          Windrose and Cthulhu sitting in a giant hellmouth
          on a c-o-r-p-s-e-p-i-l-e
          First comes summoning, then comes terror,
          then comes the cultists with the Elder God’s youngsters.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Catchy.
          It has a good beat and you can writhe in torment to it.

          Adores: 13
        • 2010 January 28
          Windrose permalink

          Wow, you said his name three times, and he still didn’t show up? He must have overslept. 8) BTW, very cute rhyme.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          Only by an hour. 🙂

          Adores: 5
  11. 2010 January 28
    Admiral Ackbar permalink

    Don’t go to Jason’s house!

    It’s a trap!

    Adores: 22
    • 2010 January 28
      penguin permalink

      And you would know that, how?

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        Because the deflector shields are still up!!!!

        Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          That pervert is operational!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          That pervert is operational!!

          Adores: 15
        • 2010 January 28

          Eeee! It’s Lando! Can you do the lines from the Colt Malt liquor commercial for us? Pretty please?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          There are two rules to remember if you want to have a good time. Rule number one — Never run out of Colt 45. Rule number two — Never forget rule number one.

          You wanna know why you should keep plenty of Colt 45 on hand? You never know when friends might show up…

          I don’t claim you can have a better time with Colt 45 than without it… but why take chances?

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Now do the bit with the TicTacs from Robot Chicken!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          …my day, she has been made.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          I have to say, I really prefer Lando and Bacontini to, say, Depressy—but what happens if Lando and Bacontini start trying to out-suave (or out-mack-daddy) each other? I worry about whether I’d be smooth enough even to read such an exchange.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Depressy permalink

          Depressy watches always, Isaac…

          Don’t sleep too deeply tonight.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          Depressy, you’ve got a lot of nerve comin’ here. After what you pulled…

          Adores: 7
    • 2010 January 28
      ZOMG PENGUINS! permalink

      Always check for traps! Ooooooooh D&D…

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        TacoMagic permalink

        You’re going to get SaraJean and I excited if you keep sweet talking us like that.

        Maybe you missed THIS from a few days ago.

        Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        My trapsense is tingling…

        Adores: 3
  12. 2010 January 28

    Considering the power of hypno-dogs harnessed by the llama-nun, I’ll bet if she asked, she could get about 900 pictures forwarded to her. Good work on rallying the troops, our fearless leader.

    Adores: 3
  13. 2010 January 28
    Meredith permalink

    Okay, I’m rocking in my chair here today. Not sure if it’s that these are as funny as I think they are (probable) or if it’s the caffeine (also probable).

    Yet another one of my visions brought on by these ads: The topless hair salon. I’m sure the first customer of the day would have a fine show. Everyone after that would be audience to a pair of big hairy bosoms, growing hairer after every cut. Also, I’m sure the stylist will be unable to keep from scratching, because let me tell you, hair on your ta-tas ITCHES. Lesson learned–I now wear very high necked shirts when getting a haircut.

    Somehow that takes a little away from the “classy” vibe they are going for.

    And yes, “Big Hairy Bosoms” DOES sound like an AMAZING name for a band.

    Adores: 18
    • 2010 January 28

      But they can clean up with their big, hairy besoms!

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        OOOOOHHHH…so they’re just “going green” and using the resources they already have available? OOOOKay.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          *psst, Meredith – “besom” means “broom”. Chthulhu made a funny.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          See, my work monitor has a lovely stripe right down the center, and it cuts off a good chunk of the letters over there. It could be a $ sign for all I know… besoms, really? Huh, have to remember that.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28

        Yes. When you’re doing a crossword, and the clue is “They sweep clean,” and you’ve already filled in

        B – – O M S

        … Don’t jump to any conclusions. It’s one of my favorite verbal arcana.

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        Okay, I was only grasping at straws with that one …

        Adores: 8
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      I’d like the band “Big Hairy Bosoms” to be comprised entirely of clean-shaven guys, just for juxtaposition.

      Adores: 9
      • 2010 January 28

        clean shaven bald guys maybe? Although then they’re likely get called t*theads I suppose.

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        Rather like “Barenaked Ladies” then? Who are neither naked nor ladies.

        Adores: 9
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          I wasn’t thinking of them, but you’ve got it in one, SilvaN.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          And why the heck aren’t they???

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          That would change too much about them for my taste. For example, if they had a million dollars, they might buy themselves some clothes.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 January 28

          They’d buy a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel).

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 January 28
          Windrose permalink

          Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28

        There was a band in Austin called Two Nice Girls that consisted of three women.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          tacomagic permalink

          There is a comedy group called “The Tortuga Twins.” It consists of 3 guys who look nothing alike.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          You know what’s 4576847 times worse? There’s a band called Hell Hath No Fury.
          What the eff kind of name is that?

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          One of my favorite local bands (before they broke up) was called Ben Folds Five. It was a trio.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          Ben Folds!! I lerv them!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          I think the miscounting thing was either started or popularized when the Hitchhiker’s Trilogy got up to 4 or 5 books.

          Douglas Adams, RIP.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Don’t panic, Lola.

          Do you know where your towel is?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          jackie31337 permalink

          sarajean80 Where is Ben Folds Five local to? They used to play them a good bit on WHFS in Baltimore/Washington. Then again, WHFS played a very eclectic mix of music.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Chapel Hill,NC is where they originated from. I saw them several times at the Cat’s Cradle in Carrboro and a couple places in Raleigh during my misspent youth.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28

          On the subject of mislabeled / miscounted bands (etc.)—and for the YSaC trivia game later—in college I was in a juggling act called Three Steves.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        sweetbiscuit21 permalink

        Sarajean, I saw Ben Folds playing with the Queensland Symphony Orchestra a couple of years ago – the show was awesome!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          He put on a kick-ass show back in the day, usually he would get up and throw his stool at the piano at least once. Tons of energy.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          HFSkimo! I went to that back in the day when I lived near Baltimore. I loved that station!

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Windrose permalink

        Lola, like Bare Nekkid Ladies! 8) Love the humor in that band,

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Windrose permalink

          NOOOO!!!! Stupid system won’t let me edit and won’t send the deletion request, and now I’m all pithy! I’m really pithed off. (Chthulhu thinks we broke it yesterday.)

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          Quick! Where’s my pith helmet??

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          *groan*

          Thtop it, guys!

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 29
        morningdew permalink

        you know, though, if the band was “Big Hairy Bosoms”, the youth of America would pronounce it “bow-sums”, which sounds a lot like “bo’suns”, which actually MIGHT be big and hairy, but which take away from the bust factor. the decline of literacy leads to…less innuendos?

        Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28

      Gotta agree with you on that…. anytime I’ve had my hair cut, and any hair gone down my shirt, it’s itchy-city. I can’t imagine no shirt at all.

      Plus, what if someone wants their hair bleached/dyed? Not safe to do without coverings…

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        It’s the only time you could claim, “I burnt it with a curling iron” was a viable excuse in that area.

        Adores: 5
      • 2010 January 28
        sweetbiscuit21 permalink

        I’m just picturing said hair-stylists “map of tassie” after 4 weeks of colouring work. Hairy Pointillism – a new art form.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          I’ve read all seven Hairy Pointillism books.

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 January 28

          *spoiler alert*
          Dumbledore DYES!!!

          Adores: 12
        • 2010 January 28

          Ah, dammit! *an hero*

          Adores: 2
  14. 2010 January 28
    InsideJoke permalink

    These jobs just sound dangerous for a naked person. Handling hot food (I assume cooking means there will be heating involved), chemicals, and sharp implements?

    At least we know that the first posting is “not a sex position at all.” I was worried, what with the dress code, but I’m sure that Jason didn’t really have any choice.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      I’m assuming he means that him fondling himself while watching you clean is not at all a sexual act between the both of you.

      Adores: 8
    • 2010 January 28
      Meredith permalink

      He’s just paranoid after the last 4 maids all stole from him. He’s not losing another Rolex to Sticky Fingers O’Shallahan. This way, you have nowhere to hide it.

      And don’t worry…that’s not fondling he’s doing to you…it’s frisking.

      Adores: 17
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        In which case I might “accidentally” “frisk” him with the heel of my shoe, between his legs. Just in case he’s packing anything worth knowing about. Which I rather doubt. But, it’s best to be safe!

        Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28

          I doubt he has anything between his legs.

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      Elle permalink

      For some reason when I was reading the add for the topless hairdressers, my nipples decided to try to invert themselves. I think it was in sheer terror of the thought of such sharp shears in that general region without any sort of protective clothing. Sort of like what I hear testicles do in extreme cold, ya know?

      Adores: 4
  15. 2010 January 28

    How sad it would be, to be a ‘$25/hour’-looking girl.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      Meredith permalink

      Sadly, I’ve been told I’m a “2 Bud Ice’s and a Slim Jim”-looking girl.

      Adores: 12
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        Anyone who told me that and wasn’t kidding might have to duck.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          I work in a Naval shipyard. I have heard insults that have given me bloody knuckles, and then make me cry in the shower.
          Wait, what I meant was…

          Adores: 5
      • 2010 January 28

        Is that why you picked the new avatar, Meredith?

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          It still scares me, but at least the person isn’t (obviously) a furry. And looking at the guy with that freakishly expectant expression.

          I like Sarajean’s new one too. Is that one of your own? It’s endearing.

          /cooing

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          It’s my eldest cat Simon, playing gopher under a SpongeBob sheet. He was getting jealous of the kittens getting all the attention.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          His expression does look a bit put out. “Kids these days, hmpf.”
          /catlady

          Adores: 2
  16. 2010 January 28
    Ed Snyder permalink

    Scrip can also be a form of currency. The webcast would be boring as hell without the nudity though:

    “State of Guernsey. Promise to pay the bearer on demand. One shilling and three pence. Value received by Authority of the States. Number B3039. Signed, R. Chesterton, Treasurer. One third. One third.”

    Adores: 14
  17. 2010 January 28
    Addicted Reader permalink

    Ugh, I am totally skeeved out right now. Especially that first one. Please tell me that no one will ever answer that sort of ad!

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      Meredith permalink

      Why, what’s wrong with it? Seems legit to me.

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      TacoMagic permalink

      You have too much faith in humanity.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        * makes big doe eyes*

        You mean…there are ads on CraigsList that are not true?

        *sniffle*

        But…but the Easter Bunny said…She said Santa checked them all twice!

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          There, there, honey. I’m right here. Don’t let the big, bitter Taco burst your bubble just because his mean big brother told him I’m not real. I would never lie to you.
          Harass you to no end, yes. Lie to you? Never.
          How about a nice bacontini before I read you a story?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          *sips drink, takes Zocor*
          Thank you, I feel better.

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      Andrea permalink

      They actually have companies that specialize in that particular thing in some cities. I saw it on Rob & Big so it must be true!

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 28
        Meredith permalink

        I was sitting at work during the only snowstorm we’ve had this year, and I realized there could be big money in a company that sent out sexy chicks to scrape the snow off your walk or car. And in the spring and summer they could do yardwork. Then I wondered whether that would be considered objectifying or “girl power”.

        Adores: 9
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          They have those already. I’ve seen advertisements on TV, they send over a woman in a string bikini to mow your lawn and trim your hedges.

          Seems like a decent business plan; the women get a nice tan and some exercise while doing a fairly simple task and charging a ridiculious amount for doing it. Men get a two-fer; avoiding lawnwork and seeing a scantily clad woman they are not married to.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          And then I would tell her, “I really like how you trimmed the bush” HA!!!

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          Bacontini not understand. How do you know that she’ll do a good job trimming da bush?

          What, why you laugh at Bacontini?

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 January 28
          ZOMG PENGUINS! permalink

          Don’t forget the added bonus of skin cancer, sj!

          Adores: 1
  18. 2010 January 28

    The hairstylist one I may be surprised at…. but the other two… yeah, I can see plenty of skeezy guys thinking “wouldn’t it be awesome if I could not only get a woman who will cook and clean for me, but do it NAKED? She’s gotta be hot though” *rolls eyes*

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      sarajean80 permalink

      I can see the inverview process now;
      First Idiot: “Take off your shirt.”
      woman complies
      FI: “Now make me a sandwich.”
      woman complies
      FI: *while eating sandwich* Next!”
      Second Idiot: “I thought she did a good job.”
      FI: “Who cares? She was ugly.”
      SI: “Dude, I don’t think anyone’s going to be looking at her face.”

      Adores: 10
      • 2010 January 28
        Andrea permalink

        Plus, SI still needs a sandwich.

        Adores: 8
    • 2010 January 29
      Lurker from the North permalink

      I believe this was covered on an episode of Seinfeld.
      Not everything looks so good nude.

      Unless someone has is into that – fetish you know.
      …and rule 34.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 29
        Lurker from the North permalink

        …was…
        someone was into that.

        Edit option never showed up.
        Did we break the internets yesterday?

        Adores: 0
  19. 2010 January 28
    Savannah permalink

    Reading the second one, all I could think was:

    Hot oil…naked. Sautéing…naked. Leaning over a hot stove…naked. No, no, no, no, do not want.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      Meredith permalink

      AND they aren’t looking for someone who actually KNOWS hot to cook.

      Doubling the likelihood of a wok-related burn to the bathing suit area
      —->you’re doing it right.

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 January 28

        I’m feeling a reunion of my favorite TSaC band, Scalds in Unfortunate Places.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          Haven’t you heard? They have a new album due out next month, it’s called Applying The Ointment.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          I liked their indie stuff before they got signed. That’s back when they went by Ouch Ouch Oh Shit Oh Shit Oh Shit Ouch Ouch Ouch. Then they shortened it to just OOOSOSOSOOO.

          “Get Me to the F$cking Emergency Room” was my FAVE song in college.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28

          The new single is going to be a retro throwback: “Blister, baby, blister.”

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          The retro throwback single will be issued on vinyl, with a double-A side cover of the Violent Femmes’ “Blister in the Sun.” I hear it’s expected to be the party song of the summer for drunken beachgoers who stood to close to the fire pit/BBQ!

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28

          Let me go on
          like blister on my buns.

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 January 28

          I just heard ‘Blister in the Sun” on the way home today. Couldn’t believe they were playing it on the soft rock without hard edge station I listen to.

          Don’t judge; it’s the only one that stays tuned in the whole way to and from work.

          And actually, they played Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out for Summer” last week. I guess like fine wine, it mellowed with age.

          (Dun-di-dun-DUN dun, Dun-di-dun-DUN dun, Dun-di-dun-DUN dun. Dun. Dun.)

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        “I’ve got blisters on my fingers!!!!!” Ka-thump.

        Adores: 2
  20. 2010 January 28
    Colleen in MA permalink

    I’m a little concerned about the living standards of Jason F. 5-6 day a week job and about 6-8 hrs a day – who needs THAT much cleaning done in their house? Gross!

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      Ed Snyder permalink

      I think you may be expected to clean more than just his house.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        What, the garage too? No way. A girl’s gotta have some standards and draw the line someplace. No steenking garages, or sheds, or any other outbuilding, with or without little crescent moons carved in the door.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          Lola, Ed wasn’t talking about the garage, or the shed. He meant windows. Cleaning people never do windows.

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      Mimi permalink

      He must have a lot of grimy grout.

      Adores: 6
    • 2010 January 28
      tacomagic permalink

      To be fair, most of that time will be spent standing around being oggled.

      Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28
      Meredith permalink

      Yeah, he wrote “maid”. I think he may have meant “slave”. That, or he is so dirty that model looks would NEVER be enough to compensate.

      Adores: 6
    • 2010 January 28

      I would NOT want to be naked, or in any less than a biohazard cleanup suit in a house that needed that much cleansing. Just pour bleach on it, burn it, and let it grow back. Even worse is imagining a sexual encounter with someone that dirty.

      http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/nom-nom-nom-110.jpg

      Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      After the first thorough cleaning, he won’t – but since he’s unemployed, he might as well have company, and you’re not doing anything else, am I right?
      *shudder*

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28

        I have a feeling that young Jason will dismiss his nude maid after an hour, since he’s only saved up $40 total for this project and is just trying to lure one in with the promise of a full-time job.

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28
        Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

        I think that’s where the relocation bit comes in. I’m afraid he means the applicant would be relocating to his house to “clean naked” 24/7

        “There will be no sex for money”, but he will pay an extra $800/week…

        Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      InsideJoke permalink

      First she’ll clean the upstairs shower. . . then the downstairs shower. . . then the upstairs shower will be dirty agian.

      Adores: 2
  21. 2010 January 28
    tacomagic permalink

    It strikes me that this post was wrongfully denied the asshat tag. I call for the judges to review the play.

    Adores: 15
  22. 2010 January 28
    Cyrus permalink

    This sounds WAY better than what I’ve been doing the past 2 years. Unfortunately I’m going to have to find a stand-in as I’m lacking in the boobies department. Nor do I cut hair.

    But I cook!

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 January 28
      Meredith permalink

      TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!!!

      You know, as part of the interview and all.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 January 28

        *dressed as Deadpool*
        Tits or GTFO!!!!

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        *waves singles*

        Show us your man boobs!

        WHOOO!

        Now make an omlet!

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Meredith permalink

          ooooh, and I want Waffles…and Beef Stroganoff!!!

          You know I have heard that some of the best food can be had at upscale strip clubs. Now if only you could drop your dry cleaning off and they’d clean it while you wait.

          :::snaps fingers:::

          Keep the Bacontini’s comin, Cyrus. And show a little leg while ya do it, k, toots???

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28

          They’re called ‘chesticles’.
          Do not ask.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          sarajean80 permalink

          Do not want to know.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          I don’t like taking off my manzeer.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28

        can I have fries with mine please?

        Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Cyrus permalink

        Show a little leg Meredith? Snort. *Gets out apron with strategically placed peep-holes* How much grease would you like in your Bacontini? Do I need to bend over extra far while I’m serving it to ya?

        Indeed this would be way better than crunching numbers in front of my computer all day.

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Camille permalink

          You seem to have built up quite a following already, Cyrus. But you may need to relocate.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          Relocate = stand closer. And adjust the apron. Thanks.

          Now, I’d like a Bombay Sapphire martini, with four olives, the type that are almond-stuffed. Double. The bacon needs to be thick-cut, with the black pepper crust. I’m a connoisseur of both the gin and the bacon, so don’t try to cheap out on me. Thanks, sweet cheeks.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Bacontini permalink

          Finally, someone calls for Bacontini. You are clearly a woman of refined taste, demanding only the finest amalgam of smooth gin and prime cut bacon. Well, Bacontini is that drink, and he is here for you.

          Adores: 3
  23. 2010 January 28
    Addicted Reader permalink

    I just noticed that the last ad doesn’t specify that it’s looking for women. Equal opportunity exploitation, catering to every taste!

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      I would totally love to see some burly guy answer the ad, in person, and get into an argument with the (probably) undersized dorky guy who placed it.

      Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      Savannah permalink

      True. In fact, males would make more sense because women tend to go to the hairdresser more often than men.

      Of course, the author could be a [sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm] business person attempting to lure men to the hairdresser. Or just a pervert who likes watching half-naked women cut other women’s’ hair. Yeah, I’m going with the last one.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Well it says it’s a” new high end mens salon/club”, so I think it’s safe to assume that the customers will be men. But some men like to look at naked men, not naked women, so it’s nice that they’re being so inclusive.

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        Corey Alert!

        My daughter is a hairstylist, and she gets quite a few hair “splinters” on exposed body parts – don’t go *there* – like her feet, arms, and sometimes on her neck.

        It’s not pretty, and they can be painful! Unfortunately, it’s a common occurrence.

        I’m thinking topless haircutting is a concept not entirely thought through.

        End Corey Alert!

        Adores: 10
        • 2010 January 28
          Minion permalink

          I used to barber. I can’t count the number of times I came home with hair embedded in my arms, my hands and in the summer my feet {I know, I know closed toed shoes only. I should not have worn sandals.} Hair is VERY sharp and it hurts like heck when they become embedded. As well not all men wash their hair BEFORE coming to the barbershop. In one word….EEEEEWWWWWW

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 January 28

      He does say it’s a men’s salon though, so I’m guessing no female customers are expected.

      “high end mens salon/club opening soon”

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Jinx.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28

          Can I help it if you can’t type fast enough? *giggle*

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28
          Addicted Reader permalink

          It’s not the typing, it’s the loading. YSaC loads slowly for me at work.

          : (

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 28

          ah yes, the dreaded work PCs, evil nasty beasts those.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Actually, I’m on my laptop, which loads find at home (most of the time). I assume it’s the school’s WiFi being overloaded by undergrads downloading I-don’t-want-to-know-what.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          yes, I think it’s very safe to say that you don’t want to know what they’re downloading. Although it’s probably content all our ad posters today would highly approve of I should think.

          Adores: 4
  24. 2010 January 28

    Does anyone know if his respies are rare? Diseased? Did he get them from a dumpster behind a dollar store?

    Or did the cats lure him to his (near) death with the promise of rare respies?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 January 28
      ZOMG PENGUINS! permalink

      Maybe they’re rear disease respies…

      My brain hurts…

      Adores: 4
  25. 2010 January 28
    hammbone permalink

    jason states that his new hire “shouldn’t be disappointed” with his nude sleeping prowess…so, if they are what does that mean for the base pay?

    also, how can he request someone to come in BEFORE he’s awake? maybe he will leave a sticky note on the fridge (that his nude maid cleaned, obviously) the night before?

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      sarajean80 permalink

      Most women would be disappointed, I would probably laugh and point.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 January 28
        Lola permalink

        If I were expected to be there before he got up, not only would I laugh and point, I’d have a camera to memorialize the occasion. I suspect that this guy is like a lot who talk big – all mouth and no trousers, as the saying goes.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Tacomagic permalink

          I know some women who love a man who’s all mouth.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          True TM, but the guys who are don’t have to do cheesy things like threaten to sleep (and get up) naked.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Tacomagic permalink

          Touché.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          If there is to be touchéing, is there a pay raise? Otherwise, Jason F will continue touchéing himself then.

          Top model quality looks. *snort*
          Top hand model quality looks, more like it.

          Adores: 6
    • 2010 January 28
      Quickcomeback permalink

      I think Jason should just leave a note on his door that says something along the lines of “Prepare to be underwhelmed.” That way his nude house cleaner will be ready for both the state of his living conditions as well as his sleeping choices.

      Adores: 6
  26. 2010 January 28
    Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

    ‘There were be very strict policies in place with an emphasis of providing a extremely safe and pleasant working enviroment.”

    So if these policies are violated then the hairdresser gets “to make every cut a[n EXTRA] memorable experience”?

    “What a coincidence! My hand just slipped too! Don’t worry, your hair will grow back before too long.”

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

      Of course the phrasing “there were to be .. policies” leads me to believe said policies were discussed and subsequently rejected.

      This makes the previously mentioned vigilanteism all the more necessary; but in any case it’s not a good idea to piss off someone with scissors or a razor in their hand.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28
        sarajean80 permalink

        Or someone who prepares your food.

        Or has access to dangerous and potentially lethal cleaning chemicals and knows where you sleep.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

          This makes me picture Jason waking up with a plunger stuck to his face or a toilet brush in his mouth with an “I quit” notice flag flying proudly from the handle!

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Tacomagic permalink

          You mean the handle of one of the cleaning instruments right? It’s hard to conceptualize a flag small enough to fit on the other handle.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28
          Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

          Yes, the cleaning instrument. Though don’t they make “I quit” postage stamps in honor of labor day or bosses day or something like that?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          Hugh JB: For guys and jobs like that, I think it would have to be the “Take this job and shove it” stamp.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28
          Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

          In Soviet Russia job shoves you!

          Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28
        Hugh Jim Bissel permalink

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELhTDBUzJLs 🙂

        Adores: 0
  27. 2010 January 28
    queensbee permalink

    i’m just not comfterble cooking nekkid.

    these are extremely creepy skanks.

    Adores: 1
  28. 2010 January 28
    David permalink

    I’m sure that that salon would be quite classy, I mean what says class any better then topless women cutting your hair?

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 January 28
      Lando Calrissian permalink

      Topless women swimming in a giant aquarium.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 28

        Oy, just make sure it’s not that time of the month for the ladies with the sharks in that aquarium…

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          I think you just invented a new fetish.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          About the sharks: when you were frozen, they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some, but it would have taken months to clear up the red tape.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          What?

          I have one simple request, one that will keep the Empire out of our affairs forever: sharks in a giant aquarium filled with topless, menstruating women, and it can’t be done? Remind me again why I pay you people?

          What do we have?

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 January 28

          Lactating women in a giant aquarium would be better.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          Lando: I think I just threw up a in my mouth a little bit.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28

          Sea bass. Mutated sea bass. They are ill-tempered.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 January 28
          Lando Calrissian permalink

          Right then. Release the topless women into the giant aquarium filled with mutated sea bass!

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        No moray?

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 28
          Traveler permalink

          O tempora, o morays!

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 January 28
          Lola permalink

          O tempura, o murasaki …

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 29

          O Totoro, o Miyazaki …

          Adores: 4
  29. 2010 January 28
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    Oh Jason F, I know this was not going to be a sex position at all, but somewhere between naked cleaning your classy bathroom and walking into the bedroom to find you naked and uncovered- I am so, so, so- let’s just say “Not disappointed…”

    Oh, yes Ashley, I knew, too, that I liked what you were blessed with, even as you bent over to pick up my under ware. But I told myself, “No Jason F. You must wait until you both know it is meant to,” so I waited. The last day and a half has seemed like 2 weeks. But now, I know, it was indeed meant to.

    Oh yes, your top model quality looks are so not disappointing that I cannot wait any longer for sex with you, and not for money or non of that. I want it because, as you stated earlier, it was meant to.

    Oh yes, the sex will happen now because it is mutual between me and you.

    Adores: 11
  30. 2010 January 28
    Addicted Reader permalink

    It got quiet here in the last half hour or so.

    Now that I have to go grocery shopping and stuff, I’m sure the party will get going again.

    I always miss out on all the fun.

    Adores: 2
  31. 2010 January 28
    Windrose permalink

    Slackers! It’s after 7 PM on the left coast, and you haven’t passed 400 comments yet! Well, all of you in the Don’t Suck box, line up nice and orderly for your punches. Sheesh. How did I miss out on that one?

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      *holds out card*

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      JuneJenny permalink

      They should get double punches for that one, Windrose. Awesome.

      *wishes she were one of the cool kids*

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      I’m exempt: I was preparing dinner at the time!

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      *Locates card in nether region of handbag, between work ID and transit pass*
      Got it!

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 28

        Awesome. I am honered to participate in such high-brow snarkiness. Thank you very much!

        Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      *holds out card*

      (oops, right gravatar, wrong name…)

      –Camille

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      *holds out fake ID*
      Oh, um…that’s nothing
      *fishes through cards for nefarious businessmen*
      Ah, here it is.
      Thank you, Windrose. And for being awesome with all the n00b5 yesterday.

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 29
      sarajean80 permalink

      *huffing and puffing*
      I’m here! Sorry I’m late.It was family movie night last night.
      *gets in line for punch*

      Adores: 1
  32. 2010 January 28
    knockerovels permalink

    Awww, poor grrl got her heart broken:

    “Re:Maid wanted Beware!!! (scam) ”
    “He will say the pic you sent him looks fake & will ask you for one more then will say he wants to pass aftyer he gets his free pics!”
    http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/1575432564.html

    If only she’d stopped at YS@C first, the snopes of Craigslist.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 January 28

      UNTHINKABLE!

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 28
      Lola permalink

      I say spam the dude with photos of topless-but-“manzeer”-needing men. 😉

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      Well, at least she’s not a gullible, easy stupidface.
      That would make it sad.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 January 28

        You know, my first response to this was obviously well, duh, but now I just had a horrifying realization:
        .
        .
        .
        Someone responded to his post.

        With not one, but two naked pictures.

        I no longer believe in biological evolution. Or God.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 January 28

          Hey, look. You’re talking to me. *light shines from heaven*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 28

          Are you here representing evolution or G-d?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 28

          Myself.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          *checks standard pantheons*
          *checks more obscure pantheons*
          *researches new religious movements*

          I’m sorry, “Myself” is not a recognized deity or belief system. I need a personal or ritual name.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          Narcissism

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 29

          Now there’s something that I could believe in.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          *whistles, looks around*
          Hm, hadn’t figured that out.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 29

          I would compliment you for being clever, but that would only enhance your delusions.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          Sorry, I’m in a really pithy mood this evening.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          Aww… hey, I was meaning to ask you, did you really get demoted?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 January 29

          Notice I’ve been on a lot lately?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          I noticed you’ve been on less, if that’s what you’re asking. 🙁

          Adores: 1
  33. 2010 January 28
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Painting of the llama nun. I’ll post it tomorrow too, since it’s late and I don’t think many will see this tonight.

    http://silvanoir.deviantart.com/art/Llama-nun-152122381

    When you go to the page, click either full-view or download for the higher quality png file.

    Adores: 13
    • 2010 January 28

      This just wins the internet, honey.
      Does your talent for capturing the essence of awesome have no bounds?

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 28

      I love the bee… it gives the picture a certain Masonic quality.

      Well done. Excellent choice of colors.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 January 29
        SilvaNoir permalink

        Thanks. 🙂

        I hope someone who has no idea what any of it actually refers to offers me some deep analysis of the symbolism (while I giggle).

        Adores: 3
    • 2010 January 29
      Windrose permalink

      Anyone who grew up Catholic will remember prayer cards. This art on one side, and the Llamanun’s Prayer on the other. That’s my wish for whirled peas. 8)

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 January 29
        SilvaNoir permalink

        My mother was a Sunday School teacher. Surrealist prayer card was the look I was going for 😉

        I definitely want the prayer to go with it, whatever thy decide to put the picture on.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 January 29

          Saint Llama-nun, canonized after the Miracle of the Flying Ratite.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 January 29

          Church historians are divided over the exact species of the flightless bird which Saint Llama-nun gave the ability to fly. Ancient sources agree that his name was Dan, but variants abound. Some 4th century Gnostic texts identify the bird as a Kiwi, although a manuscript fragment from the Nag Hammadi library implies that Dan was a rhea.

          Eusebius, in his Historia Ecclesiastica clearly favors Origen’s recounting that Dan was an emu; however, Clement of Alexandria, geographically closer to the event and generally favored by later scholars, calls Dan an ostrich.

          Popular depictions of Dan portray him as having the body of an ostrich and neck and head of an emu in order to satisfy both schools of thought.

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 January 29

          90 lb index card, 2×4 (fit the prayer’s colored box), 10-up on US Letter paper. 🙂

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 29
      Addicted Reader permalink

      Awesome!

      I clicked through your gallery, you’ve got some beautiful work there!

      Good night all.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 January 29
        Windrose permalink

        Whew, all that punching wore me out! I’m off to say my sacrilegious prayers and go to sleep. Good night, all!

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 January 29

          don’t forget to wear your snuggie while you pray!

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 January 29

      I just read through your comic. Your colors are so fluid and loverly and you have a real talent. Keep it up, lady!

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 January 29
      Lola permalink

      Really lovely, Silva Noir! It absolutely does look like a surreal prayer card, perfect for the sacrilicious prayer. The ostrimu balanced by the red table and bee is hilarious! I especially liked that someone who doesn’t know what the references are liked it anyway.

      … On a mug, with the prayer on the other side … just thinking aloud here …

      Adores: 2
  34. 2010 February 18
    Nick permalink

    “it is significantly easier to purchase an assault rifle”
    That would be quite difficult..since actual assault rifles are illegal. 😉
    That is unless they’re over 25 years old and were registered prior to ’86.
    Then they just cost $10,000-20,000+.

    Adores: 1
  35. 2010 February 26
    Kate permalink

    Honestly I think the best part of this website is all the crazy comments. 🙂

    Adores: 2
  36. 2012 August 19

    Ghostie, we need t-shirts that say that! YSaC: Come for the ads, stay for the meandering conversations. 8) Love it.

    Adores: 1
  37. 2012 August 19
    LimeLolly permalink

    It’s cheaper and easier to move to a nudist colony.

    Honestly, does no one want to save a few bucks anymore? Consolidate people!

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 19
      CapnMac permalink

      The problem with nudist colonies (my experience being limited to being the schmo putting up fencing and landscaping) is that they are largely inhabited by people unafraid to display sweat in distinctly “un-hawt” quantities.

      Adores: 2
  38. 2012 August 19
    Brer Fox permalink

    “This is the position and you will be ignored”

    Well, heres a new position, stick your head in this guillotine and you too can be topless.
    (I may be furry, but I’m modest…
    …and hopefully more classy.)

    Adores: 2
  39. 2012 August 20

    I’ve always wanted a Smedley-in-the-box! Er, this sounded better in my head, especially the part about turning the handle. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Hire Ground!

    Adores: 1

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