YSaC, Vol. 564: Asshat might be too nice of a word for these two.
assorted female stuff
Ring for sale found on floor after drunken night. Need to teach this chick a lesson to stop leaving stuff at my place so my girlfriends dont get jealous finding flats, necklaces, etc that don't belong to them.
Right ... because the lesson that needs to be learned here is for "chicks" to stop leaving stuff at your place, not for you to stop cheating on your girlfriends (notice the plural there?). And of course the best way for you to teach that lesson is by stealing the ring and selling it on Craigslist.
The next one's behind a cut, for potentially (and actually) objectionable language:
wanted: vid of me on your Harley - $20
this is not a joke. i just want a quick video with me in it sitting on your Harley while it is running. I'm lying to someone that I own a Harley because i think i will get some pussy from her. she likes bikers. i'll give you a quick $20. I'm in [location] if you can come by or maybe i could come to you. LOUD bike ONLY!!!
delete it again faggots and i will send you a virus
I don't know about you, but I am not inclined to help this gentleman with his request. I can, however, think of a million ways this can all go horribly wrong, and that pleases me greatly.
I'm also hoping that Sparky ends up on this site when he's doing his Google search for "sending Craigslist flaggers a virus," because -- somewhat unsurprisingly -- this post got flagged.
Thanks for the ads, Dani and John!