YSaC, Vol. 582: Here, There, and Everywhere.

2010 February 19

And yet another in the SNOWPOCALYPSE series:

looking for yard’s to mow and weed eat today only (everywhere)


yes i am in desperate need of money and willing to cut grass in the cold
* Location: everywhere

Eric sent this one, saying “This one needs to be prefaced with the fact that there is three inches of snow on the ground…and it’s still snowing.”
So…

Pick yer snark....

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Thanks, Eric!

116 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 February 19

    Well, you stole my snark with your poll! I was going to ask what a “to mow” was, and did I want one for my yard. After all, yard’s pretty sensitive, and will get miffed if he doesn’t have the latest and most trendy. Then, he’ll go on another binge, spend the night with some floozy from Bermuda, and end up with crab(grass) again.

    But, noooooo you had to ruin my snarkaliciousness!

    Dammit…and I was first in line, too..

    *retreats to corner to pout*

    Adores: 29
    • 2010 February 19
      Windrose permalink

      *hands CJ a magazine and a comfy pillow*

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      • 2010 February 19

        Thank you, Windrose. I should recover sufficiently in a week or two, depending on the meds.

        Adores: 5
  2. 2010 February 19
    Windrose permalink

    I have heard of this snow you speak of, but I did not realize it needed to be mowed. And you can hire someone to eat your weed? That sounds counter productive.

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    • 2010 February 19
      Lola permalink

      Perhaps the weed eating is when you’re beta-testing “special brownies” and want someone on whom to try out the recipe adjustments.

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      • 2010 February 19
        christina permalink

        Maybe the weed eater drives around with him…you know, in case he gets pulled over.
        Because that always works*
        *See ‘Cops’ and ‘Campus PD’ for reference.

        Adores: 3
    • 2010 February 19

      And it’s a special offer:”weed eat today only” Now that’s an infomercial line I’d be impressed by.

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    • 2010 February 19
      JAMen permalink

      Seems like if he needed the money that badly, he’d just sell the weed.

      Adores: 3
  3. 2010 February 19

    Well, call me presumptuous, but in this part of the world, a lawnmower that eats snow is called a snow blower.

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    • 2010 February 19
      emesis permalink

      I call presumptuousism…

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    • 2010 February 19
      arallyn permalink

      Why you gettin’ all fancy up in here with them new fangled machineries, Steph?

      Adores: 0
  4. 2010 February 19

    Ah yes, W. T. Yard’s To Mow and Weed Eat: Landscaping Reflections on Shakespeare (2010), published by Johns Hopkins University Press. That’s one of the required texts in my Stage and Botany Through the Ages class.

    Adores: 21
    • 2010 February 19
      Lola permalink

      Actually, there are probably theses written on botanical references in Shakespeare and their attendant meanings. Watch someone pull up your citation while doing internet searching for sources!

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      • 2010 February 19

        Rule 42: If you can think of it, a grad student has written a thesis on it.

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        • 2010 February 19
          mudslicker permalink

          ..and Rule #34 states that if that thesis exists, there is a porn version of it. No exceptions.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 February 19
          jackie31337 permalink

          So if you put those together, there is porn of grad students writing theses? That would be some of the dullest porn in the world, unless they take ego-wanking literally.

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 February 19
          Lola permalink

          There’s librarian porn (given that this is my profession (librarian, not porn, just so we’re clear), I’ve become aware of it), so there’s probably grad student porn. What a concept: sex in surroundings dictated by financial aid (book-filled studio apartment), but theoretically more academically advanced (actors wearing intellectually stressed and harassed expressions). Somehow I don’t this genre will take off, but there is no accounting for taste.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          The librarian porn I can see, all you need are some hornrims and a upswept bun held in place with pencils, but glassy-eyed, unwashed grad students? Aren’t they usually the market for porn?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 February 19

          If you make it, they will come.
          *ahem*

          Adores: 14
        • 2010 February 19
          arallyn permalink

          Librarian porn was all the rage back in the 70’s. Allegedly my grandma’s best friend was in it and it was *scandalous* because she was a real librarian bringing shame to the profession.

          I know there’s schoolgirl porn, but grad students? I don’t know, that seems a little skeevy. Like “30-year-old-unwashed-geek-in-his-mom’s-basement” porn. I mean, not that bad, but along those lines.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19

          Your grandma’s ‘best friend’. Uh-huh. I also picked up pregnancy tests and alcohol for my ‘best friends’.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 February 19
          arallyn permalink

          See, that would have been my reaction had she not been my grandma. In this particular situation, I choose to believe that my grandma has never had her clothes off since she was a baby.

          sarajean, your cat makes me want to yawn. I don’t like that.

          Adores: 2
  5. 2010 February 19
    Yancy permalink

    I read this as yard misplaced its to mow and its weed eat, and the poster feels the urgent need to help locate these items.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 February 19
      JAMen permalink

      I had a mis-read the first go, too. Only, I got the mowing and weeding. I just thought he was restricted to eating only today. Which would suck. Eating is really important all the time.

      Where I come from, it’s “weed whacking” not eating. We’re more aggressive toward our lawn care. We beat it into submission.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 February 19
        Lurker from the North permalink

        “Where I come from, it’s “weed whacking” not eating. We’re more aggressive toward our lawn care. We beat it into submission.”

        I’ve always found ‘lawns’ respond better if you treat them gently. A good trimming, some tlc, maybe some rough treatment. But you never beat them.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 20
          JAMen permalink

          Yeah..I tend to kill my Basil, too.

          Adores: 0
  6. 2010 February 19
    Bavec permalink

    I don’t know about everyone else, but in my yard, the grass under said snow is withered, brown, and generally un-cutable. I imagine the weeds are as well (except for the ones I have already eaten, of course).

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 February 19
      CapnMac permalink

      This has struck a chord as there was a fellow very carefully mowing all of the neighbor’s grass. Which caught my attention as it has not let up raining quite long enough for grass to grow much here in my bit of Central Texas. Rice, that could be sprouting, the standing water having been what it has.

      But, it has been cold here, so a person subsisting on mowing and weed-eating has been having a very lean harvest of late, no matter the square yard’s of lawn area available.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 February 19

        Muahhaha! I live near Seattle, Wa and we’ve had bright, loverly sunshine for days! And my cherry trees are blooming. Take that, Places I’m Usually Jealous Of!

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19

          Yep. 40 degrees and sunny here in North Idaho, when on a normal year, I am hiring a bulldozer to open my roads.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19

          We’ll probably just have the worst. summer. ever.
          Oh, great. I just jinxed us.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19
          Lurker from the North permalink

          We are having an unusually warm February up here too. And I do worry what that might mean for the s.u.m.m.e.r. But I try not to think about it for fear of jinxing us.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19
          arallyn permalink

          Very mild winter in central Wisconsin, too. Sure, we had the first “snow” day where the governor actually shut down all state offices (including universities) in 8 years, but that was on account of the entire state being covered in ice.

          The last mild winter we had was followed by a drought and then horrible flooding that killed the crops in the lower third of the state. Plus destroyed a few towns. Oh, and there was a lake that decided to stop being a lake. It was fun driving to work that summer, seeing as two of the roads I took washed out and I didn’t know any other routes.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 20
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, it’s a frigid 63º today, but, we’ll have a nice strong cold front Sunday night, with highs in the lower 50’s and lows to the 30’s in the first part of the week.

          Which might make for some spectacular wildflower blooms in a few weeks, unless a freeze or a flood gets them.

          I am looking forward to Washington County again this year–last year the entire county had bluebonnets (lupens texensis) just all over everywhere.

          Adores: 0
  7. 2010 February 19
    TacoMmagic permalink

    I’m told that there are plenty of yards that need mowing in Austrailia right now. Maybe he’s willing to travel.

    Personally I think the weeds in Austrailia are kind of gamey tasting. I much perfer weeds from the Baltic sea area or, better yet, the Mediterranean.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 February 19
      jackie31337 permalink

      The weeds in the Baltic sea area are currently under about 25 inches of snow, so unless you like them frosty, you’re going to have to wait a few more months.

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    • 2010 February 19
      emesis permalink

      Isn’t he already IN Austrailia?

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      • 2010 February 19
        CapnMac permalink

        Isn’t he already IN Australia?

        Well, Australia is somewhere, not everywhere (and, possibly, not “(everywhere)” either.

        Which rather begs the question if our peckish poster has, by accident or design, managed to achieve a quantum state in which they are (everywhere) which might interfere with digestion. Which might also explain why they want to eat “today only” too, their quantum state also having transcended time as well as space.

        Being equally distributed across the entire volume of the universe would be a thin sort of hungry existence, one imagines.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19
          queensbee permalink

          no, he not in australia. he in canadia. it snows a lot there.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19

          He was actually in Ohiaoioa.

          Ow.

          Adores: 3
  8. 2010 February 19
    mudslicker permalink

    In Soviet Russia, weed eats you!

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 February 19

      Sure feels like it sometimes…
      wait, I don’t know anyhting about that, Occifer.

      Adores: 2
  9. 2010 February 19

    “To mow-o!
    To mow-o!
    I love ya,
    to mow-o!
    You’re only a Yard aaaaaawaaayyyyy!”

    Adores: 18
    • 2010 February 19
      christina permalink

      You beat me to it Coco!

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 February 19
      emesis permalink

      This guy’ll come out to mow-o
      mow away your dead grass and your snow-o
      ’til there’s none!

      When I’m stuck with a yard
      that’s hard
      and frozen,
      I just look up this guy
      and cry
      for grammar…

      Adores: 21
      • 2010 February 19

        Just thinkin’ about
        to mow-o,
        Eats away the weeds
        and dead grass-o,
        So we’re free to mock
        the lack of capitals
        With great fun!

        Everybody!

        To mow-o!
        To mow-o!
        We love ya, to mow-o
        You’re always a snark away!

        Adores: 6
      • 2010 February 19
        mudslicker permalink

        Did… he come on little cat’s feet?
        And sit looking over the yard and weeds
        on silent haunches
        and then move on
        (everywhere)?

        Adores: 20
        • 2010 February 19
          Dan permalink

          This comment is made of win.

          Adores: 3
  10. 2010 February 19
    Hartster permalink

    There’s a disconnect here, in that the poster is not specifically saying that one has to pay him (presuming it’s a him) “to mow and weed eat.” In which case, I will fire all the town’s public works employees and generously allow this person to practice and perfect his trade, so when he his done with all the miles of parks, highway medians, and yards (have to pass an ordinance reclassifying any green space as yards), he can get a paying job. I save the town money and help someone get a job. And that’s why you should re-elect me for mayor.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 February 19
      mudslicker permalink

      looking for yard’s to mow and weed eat today only (everywhere)

      Oh..but he only wanted to that “today only” everywhere.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 February 19

        Tomorrow, he’ll be (nowhere) to be found.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 February 19
          Windrose permalink

          He’s a real nowhere, man. Sitting in his nowhere land. Making all his mow-here plans for nobody.

          Adores: 7
    • 2010 February 19

      I believe we have identified the poster! It’s Forrest, Forrest Gump!

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 February 19
        Hartster permalink

        Clearly, the poster is a superhero, albeit an unemployed one, or one whose local police department has branded him a vigilante. Clue one is that the location is everywhere. Clue two is his superpower is “yard’s to mow and weed eat”.

        Obviously, Wonder Twin powers have gone awry.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19

          “Form of…a weed eater! Shape of …a yard’s to mow!”

          *waiting to see what a yard’s to mow’s shape is*

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 February 19
      sarajean80 permalink

      It does say he’s desperate for money. I wonder if I could just stand on the porch and fling nickels at him? I could probably whang him really good a couple of times while he worked on that chickweed patch by the driveway.
      I have no snow now 🙁 , mine melted away already and left lots of lovely sticky mud in shades of reddish-orange.

      Adores: 6
    • 2010 February 19
      Windrose permalink

      Heartster, no re-election until you explain your recent trip to Argentina, when you were supposed to be hiking in the Berkshires.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 February 20
        Hartster permalink

        I was in Argentina looking for yard’s to mow and weeds to eat, obviously.

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        • 2010 February 20
          Windrose permalink

          Then WHY –and this is important — Did your spouse still have your mower at home? (dramatic swelling of music)

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 February 20
        Hartster permalink

        Because I have my own “mower”, nudge nudge wink wink. My spouse had a sign saying “Keep off the grass,” hence why I was in Argentina.

        Adores: 1
  11. 2010 February 19
    tigprincess permalink

    Comments are so good my BB prevents me voting (not that its censoring its just operator incompetence in loading the right software) but I’d click all of youse and vote for the 4th option.
    * longs for magic wand to whisk me from train to home*

    Adores: 0
  12. 2010 February 19
    Lola permalink

    Coffee just kicked in, now I get it – Beatles title reference ftw.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 February 19
      mudslicker permalink

      That explains why she came in through the bathroom window.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 February 19
        sarajean80 permalink

        Would that be Lucy in the Sky with “Dimonds”?

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 February 19
          mudslicker permalink

          LOL…that was tattoo boy nick’s theme song.

          grandma dont where that old broken stuff any more so hook it up and i’ll hook you up [very sic]

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 February 19

          Or maybe tattoo boys song was “Larceny in the Sky with Dimonds.”

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 February 19
        EclecticBlue permalink

        Because it was before coffee? I don’t drink coffee (hate the smell of it) but I do feel like that before my morning Mountain Dew or other energy drink sometimes…

        Edit: Also, does anyone know why my gravatar shows up in the forum, but not in the comments? I set it up early this week, or last week, or something…

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 February 19
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Maybe I was using the wrong address? (sorry for the spam postings :-p) (I’m so hungry right no, I could actually eat spam….) (Actually, my mom made pan-fried spam once when I was a kid, it was pretty tasty… She never made it again, though, because my dad is morally opposed to spam, and his job stopped requiring business trips) (Can you tell that my caffeine is kicking in?) (Now if only my Tylenol would…) (I wonder if there’s a stream-of-consciousness Craigslist post out there formatted like this…)

          Edit: Ah-ha. It was the wrong address. I suppose I could delete this comment, but something inside finds it amusing.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          Something outside finds it amusing as well ♥

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 February 19
        EclecticBlue permalink

        Oh good. It’s always important to have the approval of a yawning cat!

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          That’s Firefly’s fearsome face. (Whew! Try saying that ten times fast.)

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19

          I thought Firefly was rapping, personally.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          Her lack of rhyming “skillz” made it problematic, back when she was MC DethKitteh. She would make an excellent bodyguard for an entourage, though. As long as whatever was attacking you looked like toes.(or a laser pointer) She’s a ninja assassin of toes.

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 February 19
        EclecticBlue permalink

        Any face that a flying piece of go se makes would be pretty frightening.

        ….Oh, you meant a cat that happened to be named the same as the class of ship, I get it :-p

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19
          Steph permalink

          *declares dorkiness by actually knowing what “flying piece of go se” refers to*

          *also stabs Atherton Wing with a rusty spork*

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 February 19
      christina permalink

      I actually learned something today. I thought the title was a Bugaloos reference, but then I looked up the lyrics and realized that what I thought was “here and there and everywhere” was actually “we’re in the air and everywhere.”
      Why do I even remember the Bugaloos?

      Adores: 5
  13. 2010 February 19

    Snow…. what is snow? This seems like a perfectly normal request.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 February 19
      sarajean80 permalink

      It’s that fluffy white stuff that falls from the sky every few years and melts within a few hours or days.
      Yankees like to complain about the way we drive in it for some reason.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 February 19
        arallyn permalink

        I find it adorable how incompetent you guys are! 😀 Of course, that’s only when I’m safely off the road. On the road it’s more like a dodgeball game played with large metal missiles filled with explosives, and I’m the only one left on the other team.

        Adores: 3
  14. 2010 February 19

    /corey
    I think it’s obvious that the grass growing under the snow is the reason for the snow level getting higher. It has nothing to do with the fluffy stuff falling out of the sky. The only way to keep the snow level down is to keep your grass mowed. This man is clearly a genius, trying to do simpletons a favor. Sorry for understanding.

    Adores: 11
    • 2010 February 19
      sarajean80 permalink

      So he would roll up the snow, mow the grass (and presumably eat the tasty weeds) and then roll it back like a ginormous blanket? We’ve got it all wrong; this man’s a genius!
      Where can I sign up for his newsletter?

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 February 19
        mudslicker permalink

        I believe his newsletter merely consists of taking out an ad in the back of High Times.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Hehe, “high,” as in he’s high on drugs, and doesn’t understand the implication of weather.

          ….Apparently massive amounts of caffeine + Tylenol + ibuprofen does funny things to my mental status. At least now I have found a community that will embrace me, rather than having to just keep all this oddness cooped up in my head.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 February 19
          Lola permalink

          All are welcome here, EclecticBlue, the medicated and unmedicated alike!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19

          We’ll love you. Come on in, the snark is fine! Once you get used to the numbing coldness.
          You have not yet fallen victim to my vodka-induced silliness here.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          We freakin’ LOVE odd, EB!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19

          Srsly. I may be drunk, though.

          Adores: 5
      • 2010 February 19
        EclecticBlue permalink

        It may be icy-cold, but at least it’s a nice change from the mind-numbingness of my current task at work. Click, copy, move mouse, click, paste, enter, move mouse, right click, move mouse, click, enter, move mouse and repeat. About 300 more times. The snark will keep me alive!

        Don’t you worry,
        Sometimes you’ve just gotta let it ride.
        The posts are changing
        Right before your eyes.
        Now I’ve found YSaC,
        There’s no more emptiness inside.
        When we’re going-insane-at-work…snark will keep us alive.

        In other news, I need a t-shirt that says “The snark will keep us alive.”

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 February 19
          Lola permalink

          Plus elebenty, EB!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          Oh, nice!
          Where’s SilvaNoir when we need a T-shirt designed?

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 February 19
        EclecticBlue permalink

        Hooray, I’m getting plussed! I think you guys are helping with my social anxiety disorder ^_^ Oddly enough, it also shows up on the internet, when I’m properly inhibited :-p I usually lurk everywhere I go….

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19

          Oh, honey, I have long been confused as to why we have social security numbers when most of us are socially insecure.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 February 19
          sarajean80 permalink

          You’re welcome to a slug of my cough syrup, if it will help loosen you up.
          It’s doing nothing for my cough, but if I take enough I don’t really care.

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 February 19
        EclecticBlue permalink

        Well, the odd thing is, drugs (you know, the legal kind. Not too much interest in the illegal kind) usually don’t affect me that much at all. Don’t get loopy with hydrocodone, caffeine hasn’t made me jittery in years, and I don’t even get sleepy with NyQuil. The two exceptions so far have been a week of morbid depression on a certain brand of birth control pill, and I went all Luna Lovegood-y the one time I had morphine. So I don’t know what it was… But hey, I won’t look a gift legally altered mental state in the mouth.

        In other news, “Legally Altered Mental State” = band name? If it was “Legally Altered Mental Existence,” it could be an emo band, and we could call it LAME.

        Adores: 12
        • 2010 February 19

          This. Is. Awesome. We like you. Please stay.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 February 19
          Windrose permalink

          Go cry, emo kid! LAME’s first hit could be “To mow-o.”

          Adores: 2
  15. 2010 February 19

    Yay, I got partner in the sidebar! Hey, look! A horn!
    *toot toot* Sorry, must be the Tacomagic working on me.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 February 19
      Windrose permalink

      A hush falls over the crowd here in Not.in.Vancouver, as veteran contender Windrose attempts the double vertical sidebar punch. Challengers HHNF and Meej hold out their cards, ready to chase down the elusive hole puncher. And –there they go!

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 February 19

        *super-slow replay of HHNF tripping over shoelace and falling on face inches from windrose*

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 February 20
          Windrose permalink

          Oh. Ladies and Gentlemen! This is incredible! Meej has tripped over HHNF an pushed their card into the hole punch! It’s a three-way tie! The bleachers are going wild! (okay, some people who don’t bleach are enjoying this, too.)

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 February 20

          You are so cool, windrose.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 February 22
          Meej permalink

          Belatedly showing up for my punch… Must’ve hit my head tripping over HHNF!

          Hey, HHNF – can I borrow that horn too? *toot*

          Adores: 1
  16. 2010 February 19
    Ed Snyder permalink

    Whenever I need weeds eaten I call Pastoral Greenery and Outdoor Services Inc.

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 February 19
      Windrose permalink

      Ed, and what do they do?

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 February 20
        Ed Snyder permalink

        You’d have to read Stephen King. The movie is totally different from the short story.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 February 20
          Windrose permalink

          Sorry, Stephen King references will fail to connect. Usually. Except for a bit of Pennywise and It, because my really mean roommates at the time MADE ME WATCH IT! Ahem. So which story is it?

          Adores: 0
  17. 2010 February 19
    Windrose permalink

    Ahem. 643 votes in the poll and only 91 comments? Come on, Lurkers! We can hear you breathing! Say a few words for posterity.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 February 19
      sarajean80 permalink

      This is off-topic Windrose, but I just got some yarn that looks like it was spun from your lorikeet. It’s variegated with bands of red, blue and purple with little touches of green in almost the exact shades she shows up on my monitor. It freaked me out a little bit when I opened the package.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 February 20
        christina permalink

        Just because Windrose wants more comments and you went off topic, I shall add my off topic comment:
        As far a cat avatars go, you always have brilliant pictures, sarajean. Be it awsome cats, mad camera skillz or a combo of both, you win.

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 February 20
        Windrose permalink

        Awesome! Do you make afghans? Or just blankets?

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 February 20
          sarajean80 permalink

          @ windrose – That particular yarn is fingering weight(think thick kite string), it would take me forever to make an afghan. It will probably end up as socks and maybe a few cat toys if I have any bits leftover.

          @christina – Thanks! I would have to go more with awesome cats and luck. I think I’ve taken about a million pictures of my babies; one or two were bound to come out nice.

          Adores: 0
  18. 2010 February 20
    screamer permalink

    If he’s that desperate for money, why doesn’t he just sell the snow? $10 per pound or 10 pounds for $120.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 February 20
      Hartster permalink

      He can package it and sell it at the high school as nose candy. A similar thing worked for me, selling oregano to those kids.

      Adores: 2
  19. 2010 November 3

    Ninja Assasin is cheey in my opinion, the action sequence could have been much better ::

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  20. 2010 December 2

    i always regard the movie ninja assasin one of the best action films, *’:

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