YSaC, Vol. 602: I ain’t (a) lyin’.
Not much is wrong with this ad, except for one important thing, which I’ve bolded:
High end childrens zoo animal decor bedroom or playroom – $400
I am asking $400 or best offer for all of these beautiful zoo animal accessories for a childrens bedroom or playroom. [blah blah blah] A large stuffed leopard. A lion rug, a zebra shelf … [blah blah blah]
Somewhat impressively, this person managed to correctly identify a leopard AND spell it correctly … and then ran afoul of the Not.A.Lion rule. But of course, they’re not alone …
Collectible Lion Heads – $10
Two Lion Heads
That’s right, boys and girls! Collectible Lion Heads! Collect all two! Swap them with your friends! Collectible Lion Heads are your friends! You’ll have hours of fun while Collectible Lion Heads stare at you with that creepy glassy stare that makes you wonder if they’re going to come alive and kill you in your sleep! Do not taunt Collectible Lion Heads! Wear appropriate clothing when playing with Collectible Lion Heads! Collectible Lion Heads, Inc. is not responsible for any death or dismemberment that comes as a result of playing with Collectible Lion Heads. Offer void in Canada and anywhere else.
Thanks for the submissions, Liz!