YSaC, Vol. LXXXII

2008 October 14
by drmk

BEAUTY SALON NEON SIGN 18” BY 8” LETTERS – $500


BEAUTY SALON SIGN FOR FRONT STORE VERY GOOD CONDITION FOR MORE INFO. CALL RAFAEL XXX XXX XXXX

Just in case you wanted the letters, but didn’t want to start a beauty salon, you can also spell “TUBA SAY NOEL”, which I think would be a great musical instrument-themed Christmas store. You could host Tuba Christmas every year — think of the possibilities!

This might have marginally more useful value than my last attempt at “you can also spell … ” … or maybe not.

27 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 19
    camtron9000 permalink

    you could also spell “AUNT LESBO”… just sayin’

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  2. 2009 September 17
    KikiMayMay permalink

    Has no one else noticed the above post? I mean, I may be creeping around the archives here, but still…
    I’m, frankly, slightly disturbed. The posted link makes it even weirder. Maxi pads?
    Please, anyone?

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 September 17
      drmk permalink

      Well spotted. Sometimes these things slide through. (I get something like 30-40 spam posts a day, and can’t always catch them all.) I’ve deleted it, obviously.

      Adores: 1
  3. 2011 December 17
    kelli permalink

    I’d take the letters but I don’t have a front store. I used to have a back store, but I was always getting behind.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 December 17
      Windrose permalink

      I was looking for a back store, ever since I threw my back out.

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 December 17

        I was not at all happy with the reaction I got when I went into the Healthy Back Store and asked to see their selection of healthy backs in my size.

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 December 17
          LimeLolly permalink

          With or without spines?

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 December 17
          CapnMac permalink

          Were there too many nickles in the back store?

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 December 17
          funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

          There was a lot of fat in my back store.

          It’s a southern thing. Nevermind.

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    • 2011 December 17
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      kelli ……How many behinds do you have now? What do you do with them? You know “inquiring minds” and all.

      Adores: 6
      • 2011 December 17
        kelli permalink

        That’s a rather cheeky question.

        Adores: 8
  4. 2011 December 17
    Windrose permalink

    LimeLolly must have been shooed out of the lounge and ended up in the box! Congratulations!

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 December 17
      LimeLolly permalink

      I brought my bag of limes… margaritas, anyone?

      Adores: 3
  5. 2011 December 17

    I thought long and hard, all that came up was…

    “You Best Anal”

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 December 17
      LimeLolly permalink

      That’s ALL that came up? That would be a first. 8)

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 December 17

        I know, it’s a hard on to believe.

        Adores: 4
      • 2011 December 17
        funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

        L2: I saw the Geico commercial where the little gecko is line dancing and I thought of you. It made me go squee squee squee all the way home. Which happens to be my ring tone. No foolin’.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 December 17
          LimeLolly permalink

          The most recent commercial I’ve seen, is in New York City, and as soon as the Geico lizard says ‘Fuggedaboutit’, I’m laughing hysterically.

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    • 2011 December 17

      I could say something, but I’d probably spend enough time in the corner to assume voting residence there.

      Adores: 4
  6. 2011 December 17
    CoffDrop permalink

    I’d like to buy a vowel…..

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 December 17

      I want to buy a continent.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 December 17
        CapnMac permalink

        I want to have a bank balance > $0.00

        And will likely only get a clementine.

        Adores: 2
  7. 2011 December 17

    It’s beginning to look a lot like tuba
    Everywhere you blow-

    *Corner*

    Adores: 7
  8. 2011 December 17
    Otter permalink

    U beat as lyons

    Adores: 3
  9. 2011 December 17
    Otter permalink

    0r, alternately: Lyons beat u as

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 December 17
      funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

      Heh. “Beat as”. Heh.

      Adores: 0
  10. 2011 December 18
    Windrose permalink

    Thanks for putting up the Beesmas tree, LimeLolly! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Pipetown Sandy!

    Adores: 1

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