YSaC, Vol. 643: Hit me with your rhythm stick!

2010 April 21

Music Cymbel 20 inches Zildjian


Selling now a 20 inch Zildjian K Custom Dry Ride Music Cymbel ..circle shape…. Excellent conditions… pay $250 money or negoshtitions..Make bitchin’ music sounds believe me….

Noises………Hit with stick – make big bang music sounds…just like professional….
Looks…………….Beautiful golden colorifacations!- Adore!
Letters ………….One big K

Spelling………Looks like words, but aren’t quite.

Clue……………….Nope, unless it begins with a big K.

Suck……………..At Craigslist!- You!

How on earth did this person get “Zildjian” right TWICE and yet misspell “cymbal”?

Thanks, Chapman!

154 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 April 21
    Windrose permalink

    Make Big Bang Music Sounds! Yes, you too can sound just like the very start of our universe! Whoosh! Explody! Zoom! Pow! More Explody! Call Now!

    Adores: 18
    • 2010 April 21
      Sexy Fingers permalink

      Tacosplody!

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 April 21
        camille permalink

        Oh, not again. We just fixed that taco yesterday. Now our taco insurance premiums are going to go way up.

        Adores: 12
        • 2010 April 21
          jackie31337 permalink

          You got Taco fixed? Now how is Taco Jr. supposed to have brothers/sisters?

          Adores: 7
      • 2010 April 21
        LimeLolly permalink

        We need to find that hidden code and get it fixed. It is impossible to work with equipment that’s too sensitive. Well, not impossible, but there is no room to run either….

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Windrose permalink

          No tacos were injured in the making of this univers.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 21
        SilvaNoir permalink

        look what I stumbled across just a few seconds ago (not by me)
        http://basalt.deviantart.com/art/Taco-Magic-161453049
        haha!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 21
          Windrose permalink

          *makes note of location of Magic Taco truck in case visit to New York happens*

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          Holy Crap!

          That must be the factory where I come from!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 22
          sarajean80 permalink

          That implies there is more than one TacoMagic running around, which is somewhat frightening. The world may implode from the weight of the snark.

          Adores: 0
  2. 2010 April 21
    Sexy Fingers permalink

    Circular Cymbel? Gosh how very ordinary.

    Come back when you have a square one and I’ll be open to negoshtitate.

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 April 21
      mudslicker permalink

      Square? You mean 7 x 5 don’t you? Please be specific!

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 April 21
        Sexy Fingers permalink

        Of course I mean 7×5. How big do you think a square usually is?

        Jeeze, people need to study their geometronomy most closely.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 April 21
          mudslicker permalink

          Just making sure my CatMath commutative and distributive properties were in order:

          cat + circle = circle + cat = big round pussy

          cat(square + circle) = squarepussy + roundpussy = chubbypussyinabox

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 April 21

          Very good MS, but remember that multiplication is not commutative under CatMath:

          cat x circle = roundpussy

          circle x cat = Bea Arthur

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 21
        Grampdaddy permalink

        Gee Muddy, it’s tough to argue with your logic and catmath skills, but I may go have some of the special ‘tea’ and try again later.

        *Toddles into kitchen to brew tea for everyone*

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Windrose permalink

          Mine goes in the Large Mug with the red bird on it. 8)

          Adores: 0
  3. 2010 April 21
    mudslicker permalink

    Selling… pay 250 greenish stuffications or red table substificutions…. Make female dog in heat sounds believe me…

    Noises…. hit with beef jerky make sound of universe asploding… just like mine hors…

    Looks… bootiful sparklicious spanglifications of glitterdom- Homage!

    Letters… One big ‘kay?

    Adores: 17
  4. 2010 April 21
    Lola permalink

    Thank goodness it’s not a music symbol, because $250 for a treble clef or a sharp seems kind of steep.

    My musical instrument knowledge is more guitar-oriented, and the only two cymbal brands I can think of off of the top of my head are Zildjian and Paiste … neither of which feature a “K” in their names. Can anyone corey on whether this actually is a “special” or custom Zildjian? Their name is usually rendered in a calligraphic style, so a K that looks like something from a Kmart sign makes one wonder.

    I am totally tempted to call my cousin, a drummer, and ask him about this. He’s the sort who, if I explained, would actually be amused by the question.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 April 21

      I think it’s Zildjian’s K series cymbal line … or at least that’s what I can parse out of the ad.

      Edited to add: I was beaten to it by Lilly.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 21
      christina permalink

      Since the K series corey is taken I will add my useless knowldge that in addition to the aforementioned, there is also Sabien (might be spelled Sabian, not.a.drummer) which is the company that was born out of a split between the Zildjian owners. Apparently Sabien still makes the originals but Zildjian remains preferred because of the name.
      Blame my drummer husband for this useless nugget.

      Adores: 1
  5. 2010 April 21
    B....... permalink

    Cymbalic of today’s lowered literate expectations…….

    Adores: 12
    • 2010 April 21
      LimeLolly permalink

      Sometimes they can manage to copy correctly, so there is ‘some’ hope. It’s the reproductions that need to be stopped.

      Adores: 1
  6. 2010 April 21
    Meredith permalink

    “colorifacations”=my new favorite word. ADORE!

    I also think we now need an “adore” button, rather than stupid, ordinary +1

    Adores: 28
    • 2010 April 21
      Sexy Fingers permalink

      Adore.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 21
        Lola permalink

        Once, more, Sexy, with feeling: Adore!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 21
          Grampdaddy permalink

          “When the moon hits you eye
          like a big pizza pie….
          that’s adore…..

          When your heart starts to swoon
          like a taco balloon….
          that’s adore….”

          Adores: 13
      • 2010 April 21
        sarajean80 permalink

        Je t’adore ♥

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 April 21
          camille permalink

          Is that a French Prudential adore or just an ordinary one?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 21
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Je’t ski

          Adores: 7
      • 2010 April 21
        Colleen in MA permalink

        There’s just something about this ad that makes me happy! Adore!

        Adores: 2
    • 2010 April 21
      Chazz permalink

      This, with tacos.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 21
        Meredith permalink

        Now I’m going to be obsessing about tacos all day. At least it’s taco Tuesday at my favorite local place!

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          *Ahem*

          It’s Wednesday, dear.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 21
          kireina permalink

          Minus one for no tacos on Wednesday! 🙁

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          Meredith permalink

          Wait, where’d Monday go????!!!!! WHERE DID MONDAY GO?????

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          We’ve secretly replaced Meredith’s Monday with a competing brand of Tuesday. Let’s watch.

          Adores: 25
        • 2010 April 21
          sarajean80 permalink

          I knew that Cat Math Catlender was a bad idea. I think it says today is Tuesday, the 42nd of Lavender Parsley.

          Wasn’t Monday Coffee Day? The Coffee Fairy visited all the boys and girls and gave them espresso and crullers.

          Adores: 12
        • 2010 April 21
          Meredith permalink

          Call the doctor, I can’t feel my Wednesday!

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          Doctor, Doctor give me the news,
          I’ve got a bad case of missing Tues…

          Adores: 16
        • 2010 April 21
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Meredith, you must always keep spare tacos in your taco box for situations such as this. At the very least, always be prepared and keep extra stuffings for tacos – then if you don’t have a taco shell, you can fill some other object with the fillings – like an ice cream cone.

          Mmmm- Taco cones, when just one won’t fill you up!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          You know… a corn tortilla would convert rather readily into a waffle-style cone if said tortilla was of appropriate size. And it would solve the problem that hard shell tacos have with holding all their ingredients during crunch initiation…

          *Wanders off to go play in his kitchen*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          And it appears that some fellow backpackers already have a working prototype.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 21
          EclecticBlue permalink

          It’s OK, Meredith… I keep thinking it’s Tuesday, too. But that might have to do with the fact that I got nitrous oxided at the dentist this morning. Yup, that’s my excuse…

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Windrose permalink

          Maybe it’s Waco Wednesday? Hmmm. It’s burrito night at my house, anyway.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 21
          CapnMac permalink

          The [corey] in me insists.
          Well, “Waco” (wha KOh)was the name pf a large, semi-disposable glider in WWII.
          Not very colurific as it was a olive green sort of color, but with distinctive black-and-white “invasion stripes” on wings and fuselage.
          Not very “punchy” though. The McClendon Co seat is a bit colorful, it being wildflower season, the pollen counts possibly making some reach for their cymbalta.

          City of Waco (WAY coh) Texas has both nice taco joints and the home of Dr Pepper, and is a bit wacky on days ending in “y”. The Waco (pro. unkn.) in Kentucky is home to a travel trailer museum IIRC, which likely counts for wacky. If not cymbolic.

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 April 21

      Wish, command.

      Adores: 33
      • 2010 April 21
        Sexy Fingers permalink

        ADORE!

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 21
        LimeLolly permalink

        Adorably Awesome!

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 21
        Meredith permalink

        ADORE + ELEBENTY

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 21
        Meej permalink

        Adore! (Though the button seems to be missing an exclamation point…)

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          kireina permalink

          Adoration for the llamanun. Adore!

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          EclecticBlue permalink

          A window?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21

          In response to Meej:

          I thought about it, but the double punctuation (Adores!: ) made my inner punctuation geek go crazy. There’s nothing technically wrong with it, but it still made me twitch.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 April 21
          Grampdaddy permalink

          I guess you could have awindow in adore – ‘cept not in the bathroom.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Meej permalink

          drmk: Yeah, looking at that it’s definitely twitch-inducing. Thanks for sparing us!

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Windrose permalink

          And that concludes another episode of Llama Knows Best!

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 April 21
      CapnMac permalink

      Wait, wasn’t “Colorifacatios” some sort of eastern mystic or sage or thyme?

      Adores: 1
  7. 2010 April 21
    Lilly permalink

    @Lola — the K series is a custom Zildjian, so at least they had that right
    http://www.zildjian.com/En-Us/products/default.ad2?catalogID=1008

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 21
      Sexy Fingers permalink

      Corey Credit!

      Been a while since we’ve given one of those out.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 21
      Lola permalink

      Thanks Lilly – the link didn’t work for me for some reason but I’ll take your word for it. So they’re right about that, and, as Dan pointed out, they correctly manage to spell Zildjian, which, when I first saw them, I couldn’t even pronounce correctly – but the rest of the ad is a mess. It’s like the facts are right, but the presentation is like EFL (English as a Fourth Language, or possibly English as a Failed Language). Regardless, the imperative “Adore!” cracks me the hell up.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 April 21

        Hey! I wrote this one!

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          Adore!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 21

          A Doré!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 21
          mudslicker permalink

          O read!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          Windrose permalink

          uh-oh, Lola! Minus elebenty!!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          dan permalink

          Yes, but I DID point that out while you were writing it. Is someone spying on us?

          drmk edit: I’d already planned on including that observation, though.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          Meej permalink

          No, Dan, Lola’s just as sorta-psychic as you’ve been lately.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Lola permalink

          Wait, what? I don’t know what I did or didn’t do, or did or didn’t know, or when I did or didn’t know it.
          I’m totally confused.

          Erm, I was talking about the OP, not your post, O Llama-Nun. Does that help to clarify?

          Today is apparently sh*t-eating day at work, and now I’m eating it on the net, too.
          *sigh*

          *gets coat*

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          Whose on first?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          mudslicker permalink

          SF: I’m ignoring you. La la la la

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Real life: I’m ignoring you. La la la la

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 21
          Meej permalink

          To clarify, Lola (and I think there’s no need for a coat):
          You wrote something about Dan pointing out the speeling non-prolbem;
          drmk objected, as she wrote the post in which the non-prolbem was pointed out;
          Dan noted that, in fact, he had pointed it out to her, even though she typed in his pointing-out, and wondered if you were stalking them;
          and I made a joke about Dan’s sort-of-psychic volcano post and $1 tool post.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          bianchisound permalink

          TM- Psst, I think you mean “who’s”

          THIRD BASE!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 21
          Grampdaddy permalink

          I don’t know?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          Whose gonna fill Bianchi in? I don’t have the heart.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          mudslicker permalink

          I don’t want to burst bianchi’s bubble. He’s all lower-case and everything today. La la la la.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Lola permalink

          *returns, hands Meej coat and a tip*
          To clarify, I was just speculating on the reasons for drmk’s point that the specs are correct, but little else is; I wasn’t implying that her post was badly written. I think that was pre-coffee … and roughly the time Dan posted, and I didn’t realize it.
          I began the day insufficiently caffeinated, encountered a potential problem at work that left me nauseatedly adrenalized with fear until it was (PHEW) fixed and no longer an issue, and now I and my low blood sugar are modifying the coffee IV to take a whiskey bottle. I’m pleasantly surprised that I’m still coherent at this point! I’ll be in the living room* with whiskey and nachos (and probably chocolate) if anyone wants to join me.

          *There’s probably a cat involved, too, if that’s an issue.

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 April 21
      Windrose permalink

      I’m totally amazed that they can write so many words to describe a cymbal. Apparently the instrument is more subtle than I have been led to understand through observations at Hollywood Undead concerts. Go figure.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 April 22

        Well, some Craigslist writers are known for their elaborate cymbalism. In fact, this posting might be the work of one of the French Cymbalist poets, perhaps in fact Efrem Cymbalist Jr.

        Adores: 2
  8. 2010 April 21
    sarajean80 permalink

    Noises………Hit with stick – make big bang music sounds…just like professional….” I think there are a few words missing.

    “Ugh Thog like Noises Thog need shiny plate Thog Hit with big stick make big bang music sounds make Thog just like professional music maker then Thog get girls”

    Ugh.

    Adores: 15
    • 2010 April 21
      Lola permalink

      Change Thog to Thag and it’s a Far Side cartoon. (at least, it is in *my* head)

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 April 21
        Grampdaddy permalink

        Change ‘Thag’ to ‘Shag’ and it’s a carpet.

        Adores: 8
    • 2010 April 21
      CapnMac permalink

      Make big bang music sounds?
      Is that the sort of music of the spheres the Sten Hawking understands?

      OOH!

      MysUnderStood Ctmbals opening for BIGbangMusic
      at the 40TeraWatt²²² 2NiTe

      Adores: 1
  9. 2010 April 21
    LimeLolly permalink

    Quit banging that cymbel! You keep giving me a headache with your ‘music sounds’, I’m gonna colorifacate your negoshtitions so hard, you won’t be able to use anything but the letter K for months.

    Adores: 23
  10. 2010 April 21

    “How on earth did this person get “Zildjian” right TWICE and yet misspell “cymbal”?”

    You don’t know many drummers, do you?

    Adores: 13
  11. 2010 April 21
    Sexy Fingers permalink

    Riddle:

    Through what do you enter a house?

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 April 21
      mudslicker permalink

      Adore!

      Adores: 13
      • 2010 April 21
        LimeLolly permalink

        Only if I can find my key, otherwise… it’s a window.
        Thank God, I have a small child I can boost up there.. now if he was only strong enough to turn the lock on the door. 🙁

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 21
        Sexy Fingers permalink

        Thanks Mudsy, knew I could count on you to finish the joke :).

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          mudslicker permalink

          I’m sharp as a wet noodle here on this Tuesday/Wednesday.

          *pass me a burrito, will ya?*

          Adores: 2
  12. 2010 April 21

    YSaC meets Engrish.

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 May 14
      Steph permalink

      ‘Twas the first thing that came to my mind… Said I to meself, “I do believe this is Engrish!” How can you tell? Get ’em to pronounce… oh… say… lollipop. It’ll come out “rorripop,” I bet.

      (We wuv you, Engrish-speakers!)

      Adores: 0
  13. 2010 April 21
    mudslicker permalink

    Woo Hoo! FINALLY… an ad to reflect the [/corey credits]…

    A “Do you know your credit score?” ad.

    *my entertainment bar is set extremely low today*

    Adores: 6
  14. 2010 April 21
    Hartster permalink

    The last time I heard big bang sounds just like a professional was at the corner of Fifth and Main last Sunday. I think there was also a payment of $250 or negotiations going on, too.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 21
      mudslicker permalink

      That’s only in your country Hartster.

      … or in Vancouver on Robson & Park Royal

      😉

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 April 21
        Hartster permalink

        In my country, it would have occurred at the intersection of Fifth Oktober and Most Supreme General Addison Q. Main streets. Just for clarification.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 21
          mudslicker permalink

          What do you expekt from a kountry that refuses to rekognize the letter “c”….

          … and I thought that was Red Oktober Kuldesak anyway.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Hartster permalink

          Nope. “Kuldesac” is not only French, but the translation of such is, uh, the anterior portion of oneself. We tried to get Norman the architect to suggest building the new government offices on a Kuldesac, but he was afraid to do so.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          Sexy Fingers permalink

          Kuldesacs have a certain pomme de terre.

          Adores: 1
  15. 2010 April 21
    Windrose permalink

    Psst! drmk! I’m feeling punchy today. Who is my next victim?

    Adores: 0
  16. 2010 April 21
    Ladycrim permalink

    I think this was an explanation. He was hit with a stick by a professional, and made a big bang sound. Now he can no longer spell, and he has a fear of sticks, so he must sell off his drum set piecemeal.

    Also, he’s a big fan of “Wicked”. Hence ‘colorifacations’.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 April 21
      CapnMac permalink

      Shoulda gone to “Getting Hit on the Head” class, only £1 2 10

      Adores: 0
  17. 2010 April 21
    mudslicker permalink

    *taps screen*

    Read that too quickly. Thought it said snores:

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 21
      Sexy Fingers permalink

      Asnore!

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 21
        LimeLolly permalink

        Yep.. I added another ‘s’ again…

        *bonks head* stupid eyes

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 21
        mudslicker permalink

        S’mores

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 21
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’d love some more s’mores! I still have Peeps I’d like to eviscerate and immolate.

          Adores: 0
  18. 2010 April 21
    Meredith permalink

    And now to spend the last hour and a half of work clickety clicking on the Circuit City ad..just cause.

    Clickey click click click!

    Adores: 3
  19. 2010 April 21
    Grampdaddy permalink

    Hey, I’ve got a “Secret Automatic Post to Craigslist While You Sleep” ad – explains a WHOLE lot.

    Adores: 2
  20. 2010 April 21
    Steve-O permalink

    I would say this post is very cymbal-ic of the posts we see here every day.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 April 21
      dan permalink

      Made by the cymbal minded?

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 April 21
      mudslicker permalink

      cymbal Simon met a pie man….

      Adores: 4
  21. 2010 April 21
    SilvaNoir permalink

    This ad is a perfect example of why one shouldn’t drink and craigslist.

    Got a… fridgeadigerator for sale…. real good… make things cold… *hiccup*

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 April 21
      Sexy Fingers permalink

      I hate waking up in a pile of vintage cereal boxes. I have to unplug my internet when I’m drunk to prevent those moments.

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 21
      sarajean80 permalink

      Could be they enjoyed some of the “special” brownies.

      Adores: 0
  22. 2010 April 21
    bianchisound permalink

    Believe this ad written by Yoda I do.

    Make bitchin’ music sounds believe me. Powerful noises it makes. Powerful noises. Negoshtitate not. Buy. Or buy not. There is no negoshtitate.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 April 21
      Linnee permalink

      Well, if you wrote a bit better, maybe I could make bitchin’ sounds believe you.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 21
        Sexy Fingers permalink

        Bitchin’ sounds have always remained agnostic of me.

        But that’s fine, I still believe in them.

        Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 21
      sarajean80 permalink

      I’ve heard lots of bitchin’ sounds. My mother curses like a sailor on shore leave.

      Adores: 2
  23. 2010 April 21
    Steve-O permalink

    Ugh, I really hate a dry ride. Reminds me too much of junior high school.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 April 21

      I could hardly resist this one.
      Oh, my poor senseofhumerus, it has been fractured.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 21
        Steve-O permalink

        Traction, splint, check peripheral CMS, position of comfort. Alternately, delurk and let the healing powers of YSaC do its magic.

        Adores: 3
  24. 2010 April 21

    Emasculated wombats – make big bang music sounds – when Hit with stick – I heard.

    Erm, – been told.

    Adores: 1
  25. 2010 April 21
    EclecticBlue permalink

    I think I may have translated part of the ad…

    Sparky: “Pay $250 money.”
    Female drummer: “But I don’t have any money.” (Narrator refuses to make joke about paying with $250 carrots, or $250 alpucas)
    S: /tilts head questioningly “Ne?”
    FD: “Sorry. Will you take anything else?”
    S: “Gosh! Titions?”

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 21
      CapnMac permalink

      Gee, wait (oops, in CLspeak, that’s “wieght”) but I have $250 in effemiinated wombat, and they are REAL WOOD with no squigglies!

      Adores: 0
  26. 2010 April 21
    bianchisound permalink

    Tonight at the 40Watt-

    Beautiful Golden Colorifacations! playing their album “Big Bang Music Sounds” in its entirety. With Circle Shape and The Excellent Conditions.

    Only $25 money or negoshtitions!

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 April 21
      kireina permalink

      One Big K better be on the playlist too – that’s my favorite!

      Adores: 2
  27. 2010 April 21
    BigUncleJohn permalink

    Just guessing, but I bet this was posted on 4/20…

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 21

      Nope. April 12th.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 21
        CapnMac permalink

        Pray, oh wise and careful editrix, Sparky is responsible for the cubic elipses, yes?

        Adores: 0
  28. 2010 April 21
    LimeLolly permalink

    SO…. everyone has avoided the 20 inches..
    I don’t blame ya, I’m a little skeered of it too.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 21
      EclecticBlue permalink

      I thought about it, but I couldn’t work it into my translation…

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 21
      sarajean80 permalink

      I’m not touching that!

      *(*giggle*

      “That’s what she said!”

      Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.)*

      Adores: 4
  29. 2010 April 21

    I checked, and it’s physically impossible to cram more sexual innuendo into such a small, tight space.

    Unless I just did it right now.

    Adores: 9
  30. 2010 April 21
    Sexy Fingers permalink

    I don’t know, I’ve been known to moonlight as the Chief Innuendo Officer from time to time.

    Edit: And apparently Chrome doesn’t like the reply button anymore.

    Adores: 1
  31. 2010 April 21
    Windrose permalink

    In loving memory and hope that he one day comes back to YSac: This is for Ed Snyder!

    In Soviet Russia, Cymbel bangs you.

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 May 14
      Steph permalink

      …I have nothing to say to that, other than you just made me laugh so hard I can’t see because of the tears.

      Adores: 0
  32. 2010 April 21
    Lola permalink

    For whatever reason, I was noticing the background of the photo … considering the white scribbles, lotion bottles, automotive vehicles, bees, and sundry irrelevant items that we often see, this photo seems surprisingly coherent. The guy on the right in the background has what looks like it might be a Rickenbacker bass and the left looks like it might have … vinyl records? Was this item, even with its poor composition (and mysteriously correctly-spelled words), actually featured in a photograph with a subject-appropriate background?

    Adores: 2
  33. 2010 April 21
    Windrose permalink

    I’ve waited as long as I could, but the Punchee has not shown up today! In any event, KYouell, here’s your Punchity-Punch-Punch!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22

      Oh, holy crapola. I missed it! Arrrrgh.

      So, what did I say?

      PS – Y’all can call me Kath, btw. 😉

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 22
        Lola permalink

        Kath – drmk/dan liked your “therapy for Stoner Hitler’s birthday” comment (I did, too). 🙂

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22

          Bet there’s some kinda sumptin’ in the forums that woulda told me that, huh? But, I already spend too much time on the computer!

          🙂

          (I love it here. Don’t tell my husband. I think the kids already know.)

          Adores: 0
  34. 2013 April 21

    So Sparky thinks that someone out there is willing to pay that much for a cymbal and understands the significance of Zildjian but needs to be told what shape a cymbal is and how it is played? I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Sparky was selling off an ex’s or evicted tenant’s stuff.

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 April 21

      Money or “negoshtitions”, which are crunchy and good with ketchup.

      Adores: 1
  35. 2013 April 21
    DigitalAxis permalink

    I think this entire post is cymbellic of greater underlying problems with Sparky’s command of the English language.

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 April 21

      Command. Digi, you are either super ironic or don’t know what that word really means. Place Princess Bride quote here.

      Adores: 0
  36. 2013 April 21
    PhantomBanker permalink

    How on earth did this person get “Zildjian” right TWICE and yet misspell “cymbal”?

    That was worked into his negoshtitions with a dictionary.

    Adores: 1
  37. 2013 April 22

    Huh. I was in the box all day with Dave and Dan, and all I noticed were the ferrets. I must be easily dis–squirrel! I mean, Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Percussion Family!

    Adores: 1

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