YSaC, Vol. 644: Noun adjective. Noun adjective.

2010 April 22

FREEZER. GOOD. CONDITIONS – $125


Hello. Every. One.
I have. 4 sale. Freezer.
Are. In. Very. Good. Conditions
14-cu ft capacity
Storage. Basket ajustable. Temp control
Defrost water. Drain interior. Light
Foam. Insulation. And. More
Call. Joe. Cell. xxx-xxx-xxxx

I can’t decide whether I hear this in a Stephen Hawking voice, or in a William Shatner voice. Now that I think about it, it would have to be Shatner’s, as Stephen Hawking’s speech synthesizer sounds more realistic.

Thanks. Elizabeth.

Oh god. Painful pop culture Exhibit A: (warning: may contain Shatner!)

119 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 April 22
    ustmistress permalink

    I think. I might. Have gotten. Stuck. In freezer.

    Adores: 4
  2. 2010 April 22
    CapnMac permalink

    Why.It.Is.Hawking.As.Shatner!

    Adores: 4
  3. 2010 April 22
    Sue D. Nymme permalink

    Shall…we…play…a…game?

    Adores: 23
    • 2010 April 22
      LimeLolly permalink

      Adore!

      I’m sad you beat me to this, but happy that I’m not the only one. 🙂 I’m so beside.myself.right.now, I could have a tea party!

      Hey, let’s have it in the freezer! There is plenty of room and an ajustable (where is d?) basket, come on.every.one.

      Adores: 5
  4. 2010 April 22
    EvilSpudBoy permalink

    I got fever, and the only prescription…is more periods!

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 April 22
      Sexy Magic permalink

      Apparently the original lister is having her period right now.

      I don’t know how I can tell, but call it intuition.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 22
        LimeLolly permalink

        Joe/’transgendered name’ can only pretend to have periods. He/she/it is not cranky in real life.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22
          Lola permalink

          Or, Jo/e is a F to M trans, and is still in the process of transitioning. S/he is selling the freezers to pay for needed surgery. Meanwhile, his/her reproductive cycle continues apace, and s/he’s cranky about it.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          Maybe Joe’s wife posted it. Or, he’s having a sympathetic period.

          My periods are jerks though, that’s why I hang with the commas,

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 22
          LimeLolly permalink

          Good point, Lola.

          At least we know they aren’t hermaphroditic. They’d need to keep the freezer if that was the case.

          Adores: 2
  5. 2010 April 22

    I’m confused. How. many. freezers. are. there? He has 4sale a freezer. But the freezer ARE in good conditions. I don’t want the one made of light foam. I would like the one with insulation please.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2010 April 22

    I keep reading these periods as “dot” instead of a full stop, as if this were a series of web addresses:

    Hello dot every dot one,
    Freezer dot good dot conditions;
    Joe dot keyboard dot fail,
    Yousuck dot craigslist dot doofus.

    Adores: 8
  7. 2010 April 22

    On the other hand, maybe it’s “that time” for our Joe[lene], and she’s just having trouble with some light “spotting.”

    Hey, someone had to go there.

    Adores: 8
    • 2010 April 22
      Sexy Magic permalink

      Damn, I need coffee this morning. Apparently when I read this the first time I totally didn’t get it and decided to be less… classy.

      It’s like 2 hours of sleep isn’t enough or something.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 April 22
        Lola permalink

        *wheels in coffee IV*
        Which arm, hun?

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          You mean I have to chose just one limb? But, I have 4.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          Lola permalink

          We have to alternate, since after a while your veins get … a little jumpy after a while. Don’t worry, they’ll all get their turn.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          Steve-O permalink

          Well, technically there is another appendage on dudes that has a beautiful vein for I.V.s, very close to the main vein, if you get my drift.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22
          sarajean80 permalink

          *winces*

          Once again I am so very, very glad I am not a man.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 April 22

          But Steve, would you really want to stick a needle in it?

          eeek

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Back to the “why” of wanting a good phlebotomist,
          while also expressing the hurdles of becoming a good phlebotomist.

          Adores: 0
  8. 2010 April 22
    Windrose permalink

    I.Want.The.One.With.The.Light. Please. I can entertain myself for hours checking if it’s on or not, opening and closing the lid or door, as the case may be, but never really sure when it’s closed if the light went out, and now I seem to have run out of periods, somebody stop this crazy thing before I break the internets

    Adores: 13
    • 2010 April 22

      Hi Windrose! May I have my punch?

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 22
        Windrose permalink

        jg, I’m so glad you asked! Here’s a nice extra special Earth Day punchity punch punch for the Bea Arthur reference. 8) Congrats!

        Adores: 0
  9. 2010 April 22
    CapnMac permalink

    [corey.is.required]
    Storage.
    Well i hope a freezer has storage–unless Joe means this appliance has a spot for refrizzers, mngents, and unblublers

    Basket ajustable.
    Mind wanders away muttering. Adjusts how? Follows the space-time curvature of the local group? Accomadates Romulan foods? Can be made into a hat, or a broach? What?

    Temp control
    Tracks time cards for non-permanent employees, too?
    Or is this a caution that control settings are only relativistic?
    “Mister.Scott.I.Need.Harder.Ice.Cream!”

    Defrost water.
    Wait, you want me to pay you a buck-and-a-quarter to melt ice?
    (or, to defrost this freezer ’cause you’re afraid to the controls are tempermental?)

    Drain interior.
    hey, wait, back up here Joe? I’m paying you, andI have to drain this thing myself? You Andorian or some such?

    Light
    Uh Sparky, is that illuminated; under-weighty; or do you need an ignition source? Or did you just get the discount Gorn-to-Hungarian phrase book?

    Foam.
    Right, heard that before, Cestus 3; fool me once . . .

    Insulation. And. More
    I’m sure, too much to list, you lazy Altairian.

    Call. Joe. Cell.
    No, not going to do that, do you not know what they charge to call jails now-a-days? You got your self into Rura Pente; get your own self out–bad enough having a phase-pistol hangover as is.

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 April 22
      kireina permalink

      Adore! (My adoration was sufficient to need the exclamation point)

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22

      I think I’m in love…………

      Adores: 0
  10. 2010 April 22
    CapnMac permalink

    Touring Utopia Planetia!This!Week!Only!

    Super Group DeFrost Water
    with Special Guest: Bones!

    Call Joe Cell
    to open

    only 20 UFP (sorry no Ferengi currency)

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22
      Sexy Magic permalink

      Latinum or go home!

      Bad spelling and grammar is good for buisness.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 22
        CapnMac permalink

        Dang, this is a tough room.

        And not even the single brickbat hurled for a ‘real’ McCoy reference (sorry, DeForrest, whereever you are).

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 23
          bianchisound permalink

          He’s dead, Captain!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 23
          CapnMac permalink

          [strike heroic pose in torn tunic and barely-ruffled toupee before emoting]*

          *ok, brain went ‘splody, MP “Ant” sketch just kicked in with Michael Ellis trying to lead JTK off to the toupee hall (just past Surgical Appliances to avoid embarassing people, but you can smell’em).
          Which then degenerates into bad ant posy, which seems apt now, it having gone to be the Bard’s birthday, and he’s dead, too, y’see …

          **Oh, and plus elebenty for best ST (TOS) reference yet.

          Adores: 0
  11. 2010 April 22
    Lola permalink

    Freezer.
    Not.a.Refrigerator.

    Adores: 4
  12. 2010 April 22

    Let me take a whack at translating this…

    *cracks knuckles and wiggles fingers*

    I think it just needs proper punctuation:

    Hello everyone I have! 4sale, freezer are in very good. Conditions, 14 cu ft. capacity. Storage – basket adjustable, temp control. Defrost water, drain interior. Light foam, insulation, and more – much more, too many to list. Call JoeCell, xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Ahh…there…much better..

    Adores: 3
  13. 2010 April 22
    Sexy Magic permalink

    *Reaches for his fork*

    OK well maybe thisa listing has nohing rto do with fork typing, but the period after every word or phrse thing has qready been done a few times. So here I am typing wwith rtwo plasti forksd while my co-workers stare at me like I;m insane. But I srtanbd by m abiility to type perfecrly well with foeks.

    Or at least I till type bttwr than your average text-addicted high school student!

    Oh HBurn.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 April 22
      mudslicker permalink

      Good job! Now try it with a meat cleaver.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 22
        Sexy Magic permalink

        Don’yt have qa cvleaver sat m,y derdslik; hj9oevertr, I’m, typing with two empty cffee muhgs right noe. It’s rsathetr hsard, buiyt doable.

        Adores: 8
        • 2010 April 22
          mudslicker permalink

          Empty coffee mugs? This is most definitely an impossibility in SexyMagicTaco World.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          To be fair, I had to chug the coffee so that my mugs would be in that state.

          Of course since I’ve had about 4 hours sleep in the last 72 hours, typing with mugs seems perfectly normal. *Looks around his desk* oh, I should try typing with my french press!

          frenbch presas is fun to typoer wwiythj.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 April 22
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’m guessing you also sampled the sludge at the bottom of the french press.

          Maybe you should just save yourself a few steps and eat the raw grounds.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22

          you mean he doesn’t already?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          mudslicker permalink

          French press sludge is like bong water to Taco.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22
          Lola permalink

          And when he can’t find water, he’ll snort the dry grounds. 😀

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          Raw grounds don’t enter the blood stream fast enough. I eat instant coffee powder because it dissolves in water.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, my weakness is fresh-ground Indian Malabar,
          Which is under-available of late.
          Luckily there is dark roast from Sumatra available.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          Have you tried the Dun Brothers Costa Rica blend with a turkish grind? Suck on that for a few minutes and you can dodge bullets.

          Or, you know, have heart palpitations and hallucinate. Whatever.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, my push,er,ah, vendor offered something mumble-Turkish Twist-mumble.
          Which confused me, as I was not certain if i was being offered a cheroot; a simitar lesson; or some Anatolian delicasy. I muttered a no-thanks and fled with my Greek* coffee in hand.

          *Fellows who run the store are actually from Cypress; but “Cypriot Coffee” scans about the way it vocalizes

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 22

      “So here I am typing wwith rtwo plasti forksd while my co-workers stare at me like I;m insane.”

      You act like any of this is news…..

      Adores: 9
      • 2010 April 22

        I thought that too, but decided against pointing it out. You never know how he might react if over-caffeinated.

        After all, he’s already asploded several times this week and it’s starting to get messy in here.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          *Tacosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22

          get the mop CJ, that one’s definitely your fault.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22

          Wow…look what I’m not cleaning up….

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22

          LOL, looks like we cross-posted!

          Fine…it was worth it..

          *wanders off to find suitable implements for cleaning up taco-splody bits*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22

          well it’s only fair, I’m sure I’ve already done it at least once this week, and poor sarajean, she’s getting “dishpan hands” with all the cleaning

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          …ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-*

          *Looks around confused*

          Huh… must have been a dud.

          *Wanders away whistling innocently.*

          Adores: 3
  14. 2010 April 22
    Lola permalink

    This is.just crying out.for beatnik-y treatment.
    With light percussion.and a subdued.jazz.trio.
    Afterward.the black turtlenecked.
    And bereted.
    Audience will.coolly.
    Snap.
    Their.
    Approval.

    Or.
    Not.

    Adores: 16
    • 2010 April 22
      camille permalink

      I was thinking more William Carlos Williams, with extra punctuation:

      I.have.defrosted.
      the freezer.
      that.was.on.
      Craigslist.

      of which.
      you.were.probably.
      draining.
      the interior.

      Forgive me.
      it.were.in.very good.condition.
      so foamy.
      and.so adjustable.

      Adores: 18
      • 2010 April 22
        Sexy Magic permalink

        I like. the. freezer.
        Poem. because it’s. not. a.
        Refrigerator.

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 April 23
          Meej permalink

          For Sale. One. Freezer.
          In. Very Good. Conditions.
          Shatnerfacation.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22
      CapnMac permalink

      We grok so much
      we are too cool to clap
      know
      our
      approval
      from our disdain

      (oh and ’cause our coffee and cigs are both black)

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 April 22
      Heath permalink

      I was hearing it like Mike Myers in “So I Married an Axe Murderer.”
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAzx_hYEBo&feature=related
      So. Funny.

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22

      Conditions… man…
      ♪ ♪

      Light… interior adjustable…

      Good basket freezer. Daddy-oh.
      ♪ ♪

      Foam drain…
      Outta control Temp…
      Freezer I have.
      ♪ ♪

      Hello every water…
      Good in very are…
      ♪ ♪

      Defrost capacity….

      cubed.
      ♪ ♪

      More storage insulation…
      And Joe…

      Cooooool.

      Adores: 5
  15. 2010 April 22
    mudslicker permalink

    *ring ring ring*

    Joe: Hello?

    Caller: Is your freezer running?

    Joe: I sure hope so.

    Caller: Then why don’t you go catch it! [copious amounts of laughter in background]

    Joe: Well, how do I do that?

    Caller: [thrown off for a second for the continued conversation] Well…dump a bunch of periods on it. That should stop it, or at least slow it down.

    Joe: Good idea! Gee, I’m glad you called. *click*

    Adores: 8
  16. 2010 April 22
    facepalm permalink

    I was hearing it more in a Christopher Walken voice personally

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 April 22
      sarajean80 permalink

      More cowbell periods!

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22
      CapnMac permalink

      Your comment caused me to have an image of
      Chris Walken and John Malkovich
      as post-modern hipsters

      in a most equisite creepy way

      (troubling image of Cameron Diaz stuffing Joe, er, John Cusak in the frezzer, using the adaptable foam, ice-melting basket, er basquette)

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 22

      Wasn’t Christopher Walken in Joe Dirt?

      Adores: 1
  17. 2010 April 22
    penguin permalink

    Joe is a salon owner.

    Stick your client in the freezer (as long as s/he isn’t larger than 14 cu ft). It will condition their hair. If they had a bad coloring job, the water will defrost it. A bit of foam for the poofy look. Room to store the supplies with an adjustable basket. Temp control to keep them comfy. When the session is over, you just drain the interior and turn on the light. The insulation is to help muffle the screams of the client.

    Adores: 1
  18. 2010 April 22
    EclecticBlue permalink

    Again with the too-early-for-brain-stutters… Though, when I reread the ad with Shatner in my head, it got better. And. Now. I have, Shatner. In my. Head. Is brain-bleach strong enough?

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22
      sarajean80 permalink

      Try tempting him with a discount hotel room. If that doesn’t work, you might have to find someone to mind-meld with you and yank his chubby ass out.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 April 22

        surely a scantily clad young lady would be enough to temp him away?

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          Only if she’s green.

          Adores: 4
      • 2010 April 22

        good point SM, got any green body paint?

        I’m sure we can find a volunteer somewhere………………..anyone??

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22

          Damn HHNF…never around when we really need her..

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 April 22
          Sexy Magic permalink

          I’m rather glad that I wasn’t the only person who first thought “Well, this sounds like a job for HHNF.”

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, you peel an Orion, you might just cry

          (yes, the ST geek in me required that phaser blast, will slink off to the penalty box for two minutes to feel shame)

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22

          apparently that makes three of us SM, who are admitting it at least *chuckle*

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22

          She will be proud of us….

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 22

        Doesn’t this require a squirrel costume?

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22
          Lola permalink

          Wear whatever you like, SpaceBug! 8)

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          And a room?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 23

          it’s the thought that counts.
          I’m just disappointed that no one used my catch-phrase….
          Holy Shatners!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 23
          Lola permalink

          It’s *your* phrase – I guess no one wanted to grab it from you (your name may be a tip off). 😀

          Adores: 1
  19. 2010 April 22
    canio6 permalink

    Perhaps he is sending in his ad by telegraph.

    I hear the movie the Three Amigos.

    Need help stop
    buy freezer stop
    food of mean nasty hateful vile murdering El Guapo stop

    Hmm…maybe you should say infamous….

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 April 22
      Meej permalink

      Tell us we will die like dogs!

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 April 22
        CapnMac permalink

        And define “Plethora” for us!

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          Meej permalink

          Because I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

          Wait – isn’t a plethora just “a bunch more, too many to list?”

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Mi heje, they told me it was espcial, plethora-wool, sweater

          Three beers, Please.
          No beer, we have tequila.
          What’s tequila like.
          Oh, it’s like beer.

          Adores: 0
  20. 2010 April 22
    Meej permalink

    Shatnerifacation! Adore!

    Adores: 0
  21. 2010 April 22
    screamer permalink

    Who the hell sets conditions on the sale of a freezer? What would the conditions be?

    You. Must. Be Rich. To Purchase. This. Freezer.
    Freezer. Must. Go To A. Good. Home.
    Freezer. Must Be. In Kitchen. Is. Afraid. Of Dark. And Must Not. Be Placed. in. Basement.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 April 22
      Meej permalink

      Well, it’s not like Joe’s. Actually. Charging us. For the freezer.
      It’s just a. Rehoming. Fee.

      Right?.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 April 22
        Sexy Magic permalink

        So is a conditional freezer similar to an occasional chair?

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          Scary thought: wouldn’t a conditional freezer be a Boston Legal plot?

          Adores: 0
  22. 2010 April 22
    BillsBayou permalink

    “Light Foam”

    Is that how you get freezer burn?

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 April 22
      mudslicker permalink

      Step #1. Strike match

      Step #2. Then light foam

      Must always be aware of the conditions.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 22
        LimeLolly permalink

        Conditions.Good.

        Defrost.water. is a go.

        Countdown.commencing.10.9.8…

        Adores: 1
      • 2010 April 22
        Sexy Magic permalink

        My matress has the following tag on it:

        Warning: Shoots flaming balls.
        Light foam and get away.

        And yes, that’s what she said.

        Adores: 2
  23. 2010 April 22

    *Unblubler Alert

    Technically, isn’t water already defrosted?

    end unblubler*

    *start.apologies.to.E.Lear.

    And dot then dot there dot was dot Joe.
    Who dot had a freezer to dot go.
    With basket and foam.
    fourteen feet to roam.
    And to everyone I say hello.

    Adores: 2
  24. 2010 April 22
    CapnMac permalink

    Fair warning, tomorrow, 23 April, is old Bill Shakespeare’s birthday,
    so I’m breaking the bard out of the frezzer to be ready,
    in case waxing poetic snark in un-shatnerlike verse be require-ed.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 22

      I’d say it’s a moral imperative, Capn!

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 April 22
        CapnMac permalink

        Dammit Cj, I’m a ship driver, not a radio-orthadontist!
        I can’t get Kent wired properly until Spock gets off his lazy Vuclan bones and makes a trisistor from stone knives and bearskins!

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 23

          I love it when you talk Trek…sigh…

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 April 22
      Sexy Magic permalink

      More poetic snark? We might as well hold a YSaC poetry slam.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 April 22

        How crazy is this. We’re reading Romeo and Juliet in English class (we’ve got parts that we’re reading, and I get to be Tybalt. >:D) and the drama class is putting on a production of Much Ado About Nothing. I smell Shannon again(s). (Read it aloud if you do don’t get it)

        Adores: 0
    • 2010 April 22
      BigUncleJohn permalink

      In the Big House, we celebrate the Bard’s Day with appropriate insults —

      Thou puking beef-witted miscreant
      Thou fawning hag-born harpy
      Thou fobbing fat-kidneyed leprous witch
      Thou villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

      Its all fun and games until punches are thrown, then its hilarious.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 April 22

        [GrammarNazi]Then its hilarious what? I smell either a naked pronoun or improper use of homophones.[/GrammarNazi]

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          BigUncleJohn permalink

          Sorry, but I ran out of apostrophes; had to trade them in to get all the periods!

          *Sprays GrammarNazi Repellent*

          Methinks you are spending too much time in school, are the illegitimai beginning to carborundum you?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 April 22

          No, but my section leader (he’s a Junior in AP English III) in band class berates us to no end for improper grammar (unless it is done in jest), even worse than my English teacher, because he can make us do push-ups, and she can’t.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          CapnMac permalink

          (psst, it’s not illigitimai, that’s nothusa; also moloere in the same way–you want Noli nothis permittere te terere, othewise it’s about illegal sillicon carbides, and in a CL-speak form of mixed dative and gerundive cases.)

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 April 22
          frigglesnitz permalink

          *stares blankly, twirling my hair around my finger, cracking my gum, before noticing something shiny and running off, giggling, to chase after said something*

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 April 22
          BigUncleJohn permalink

          *holds up pinwheel for frigglesnitz*

          Claris maiorum exemplis; difficile est saturam non scribere. Carborundum est carrosus, Illegitimis est bastardus, fromare Stilwell.

          Adores: 2
  25. 2010 April 22

    Well, I’m just impressed that there’s cellular life advanced enough to post a Craigslist ad. Then again, as we’ve already seen, either William Shatner or Steven Hawking is clearly behind it. My vote’s for Hawking, because there’s no way Shatner has the brains to interpret the desires of cellular life.

    Adores: 0
  26. 2010 April 22
    queensbee permalink

    looks like joe got his period (??)

    Adores: 0
  27. 2010 April 22

    In fairness to this gentleman, the ubiquitous “Hey. Beer. Man.” Coors Light campaign from a decade ago set the “overused period” trend in motion.

    Damn you shitty, watered down domestic brew. Damn you.

    Adores: 2
  28. 2010 April 22
    Bavec permalink

    I have. Need 4 freezer. Please ship. 2 Volcano lair.

    Adores: 5
  29. 2010 April 23
    CapnMac permalink

    Now, several of you have been unkind to Joe; he may only need to have his eyeglass prescription renewed, he could have meant to fill out an application to Mensa’s, instead.

    Adores: 0
  30. 2010 April 24

    Light foam?

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