YSaC, Vol. 653: Wait, isn't Babay an elephant?
Some days, the posts just write themselves.
CAN YOUR BABAY READ? - $50
YOUR BABY CAN EAD! As seen on TV 5 disc DVD box set plus 50 flash cards. The set has not been opened or used. If intrested please call xxx xxx xxxx .
Once your babay works its way through the program, they can apply for this job:
2 Year Old Teacher Needed
2 year old teacher needed at [location] Heigths Early Childhood Program.
Days are Monday through Thursday, 9-2:30
classroom experience is preferred.
Please call xxx-xxxx.
I mean, I realize that your babay will be competing against all of those two year olds who have gone to babay teaching college rather than doing the homeschool version, but there's always a chance.
Thanks, Becky and Caroline!