YSaC, Vol. 671: And it’s only 30 minutes drive from R’lyeh!

2010 May 19

This may be the least suckingist thing we have ever posted. But it’s too awesome not to share with the world.

$1900 / 2br – WALLS DRIP WITH BLOOD, OVERPOWERING STENCH OF DEATH +nice view


Walls drip with blood, overpowering stench of death. High (14′) ceilings, MBR with sleeping loft, private library (books not included), 3 custom tile baths. Screams of the tormented & undead echo through the hills & waft thru the patio doors at night. Commercial kitchen with stainless freestanding sink & commercial range. Weird Gorgoroth thing in basement will suck the souls out of children & bury them in jars under the house, unless you leave peanut butter out for it to eat at night. Amazing top of hills view with patio doors in almost every room. Laundry machines, refrigerator, appliances all included in rent. Norwegian Satanic grindcore zombies frequently appear on the patio, but are easily frightened away with flashlights if they bother you.

* cats are OK – purrr
* dogs are OK – wooof

Just…. wow.

Thanks for sending this along, David!

107 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 May 19

    This.Is.Awesome. My dolly will simply adore her new home! I can see a perfect spot for my sheep-throne, and the magical couch will go over here, and…oh, this is so exciting!

    Adores: 21
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      She’ll love it so much, she’ll tie you up and spank you.

      Talk about excitement!

      Adores: 10
    • 2010 May 19
      CapnMac permalink

      And the jars, do not forget the jars . . .

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 May 19

        Does it use the baby jars?

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          CapnMac permalink

          Weird Gorgoroth thing in basement will suck the souls out of children & bury them in jars under the house, unless

          Which explains why used babby jars are up in price to 18 Mo as of yesterday

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 19

      CJ, you may have something there.
      This looks alot like a new short-run Fox TV series.
      Plot:
      Dolly hooks up with Gorgoroth founder Infernus until they have a falling out when Infernus wants her to move into the closet with him, which makes her very angry.
      Infernus throws a red table at Dolly and Dolly smacks Infernus with an unblubler which they find to their mutual satisfaction and reconnect.
      CJ sits on the patio in her sheep-throne reading to the zombies from the empty library untill her flashlight runs out…
      Meanwhile, Dolly and Infernus ‘discover’ how babby is formed and Infernus no longer wants anything to do with her.
      Infernus sits on the magical couch and suddenly forms an all accordian band.
      CJ learns gerberts are ok – soyyylent
      and begins to make a killing on CL.

      Adores: 7
  2. 2010 May 19
    TacoMagic permalink

    I had a ‘hardcore’ Goth chick and her Goth friend (might have been emo, I can’t tell them apart really) pull up beside me in their hardcore Toyota Tercel at a traffic light on Monday. They pulled ahead of me and I noticed, written in large, black, Gothic font, the following decal in the back window: “Legion of Doom”.

    I laughed so hard I nearly threw up.

    For those who don’t understand why: Legion of Doom.

    Not really sure what made me think of that.

    Adores: 16
    • 2010 May 19
      Meredith permalink

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA. I actually met The Legion of Doom, btw. Unmasked. (EDIT: I should clarify that this was at a comic convention, and they were getting “snackies” between staging play fights in the main hall).

      I pulled into the RoFo (Royal Farms=a 7/11esque chain store) at the end of my street yesterday (classy location to live at, I know). Next to me was a guy giving me the “eyes”. He was in a 96 Celica with faded out red paint. As I got out, I saw the hood.

      In hand painted lettering: a large “forked tail” like squiggle, with “WWSD?” and “What Would Satan Do?” underneath (as if you need clarification). I could not stop laughin. I think he was offended.

      Adores: 7
      • 2010 May 19
        TacoMagic permalink

        I ate lunch with Skeletor and a Stormtrooper once. I’m bringing my friggin camera next time I go to Gen Con.

        It would have been more awesome had I worn my Willy Wonka costume.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          Meredith permalink

          I am pretty sure I met the exact “Black Spidey” from the previous ad. We were front and center for a costume contest, and as he took the stage, an extremely awkward hush came over the crowd. Even the mc didn’t know what to say to the obviously free-balling attendee in front of him.

          Note I said Front. And. Center. I was sooo glad I packed my eye bleach!!!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          “…had I worn my Willy Wonka costume.”

          And now I have a man crush on you, TM.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          TacoMagic permalink

          I just wish I had Gene Wilder’s hair. Instead I’ve got a nice shiny skin cap surrounded by straight, dark brown hair. I either wig it, or people mistake me for attempting the newer, lesser Wonka.

          Oh, and the hardest damn thing to find is something similar to that vest he wears. The velvet suit jacket is bad enough, but that damn vest took forever.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          mudslicker permalink

          Willy Wonka?

          No, I think it says Rompe Monte on Satan’s banner there.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 May 19
      MandaB permalink

      So which one was Cheetah and which one was Giganta? You would think Lex would have sprung for something a little nicer than a Tercel for the Legion to use for grocery store runs and such. Even the evildoers need milk and tp you know.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 May 19
        TacoMagic permalink

        I think they must of been Lex’s nieces. They looked neither diabolical nor super villainy. They looked more vacant, with a splash of black.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 May 19
          TacoMagic permalink

          Addendum:

          My evil organization would totally have either a huge gas guzzling SUV (Take that Captain Planet!), or a hearse.

          Either that or we’d make like Dr. Strangelove and ride a bomb to the store.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          A. Lion permalink

          Just don’t forget your pre-flight checks:

          “Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”

          Adores: 10
    • 2010 May 19

      That’s awesome!!! Someone needs to make that decal in a comic-book-y font…

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 May 20
        CapnMac permalink

        Let’s try:

        well, that was useless.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 20
          CapnMac permalink

          How about

          Adores: 0
  3. 2010 May 19
    MandaB permalink

    Flashlights for zombies. Why didn’t I think of that? Now where did I leave my flas

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      Don’t do it, it’s a trap! The flashlight does noth

      Adores: 4
    • 2010 May 19
      PrincessLuceval permalink

      “Flashlights for Zombies” is today’s new band na

      Adores: 10
  4. 2010 May 19
    Meredith permalink

    “Contact Ms. C. Thulu for an appointment to view the building”.

    Adores: 11
    • 2010 May 19
      Lola permalink

      In other words, Windrose.
      Love it.

      Adores: 6
  5. 2010 May 19
    MandaB permalink

    THAT’S what the empty baby jars are for! Now the gorgoroth in the basement can restock and be ready to suck the souls out of more children. Excellent!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 19
      mudslicker permalink

      I know of a freezer with a lock on it that can keep them mostly slushy.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 May 19
        MandaB permalink

        Tonight only! “Slushy Babies” opening for “Books not Included” wish special guest Gorgoroth!

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 May 19
          Dan permalink

          Were you joking, or were you aware that there actually IS a band named Gorgoroth?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          MandaB permalink

          Ha! I did NOT know that. Now I do. Bonus points for inadvertent real band reference???

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 May 19
          TacoMagic permalink

          We’ll have the doll over there shortly to provide you with your complimentary spanking and water sport… *eyes tear up*

          Wahhhhh!

          *Runs from the room*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 May 19

          Combined with this ad, today’s “Don’t Suck” box implies that Nadya *is* Gorgoroth …

          Adores: 2
  6. 2010 May 19
    Windrose permalink

    The blood from the walls can be channeled out to the veggie patch, and a few vanilla candles will remove the stench in no time. The basement is perfect for storing the gerberts and babbys in jars.

    Adores: 1
  7. 2010 May 19
    MandaB permalink

    Important to note: it says “patio doors in almost every room.” That doesn’t necessarily mean they’re actually attached to an opening that leads to the patio though, does it? I’m catching on to this Sparky speak. I bet there are piles of patio doors, for sale free if you take them. Added bonus – some may drip blood – also free!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 19
      Meredith permalink

      Or, as I’ve been confused with many times over my lifetime, doors that opened on to…nothing. Just doors. You know, in case YOU wanted to put in the effort to build that patio on. Or in case, you know, you wanted to put up a sign that said “Bathrooms, through doors” and watch hilarity ensue.

      Adores: 4
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      Given the amount of low density fiber board (particle board) they left visible in the ceiling there, I’d imagine that patio doors were simply the cheapest door available and installed them as both external and internal doors.

      Talk about evil. I bet they even used haunted particle board and patio doors of doom!

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 May 19
        MandaB permalink

        With the random, free blood dripping you would think they would have gone with a different paint scheme for the walls. White seems like it would be harder to clean.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          TacoMagic permalink

          I wonder what they use to clean those walls, they’re still really white even after all the blood. Maybe the poultergeist is new. After spraying blood everywhere he feels really bad and then cleans up.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 May 19
          MandaB permalink

          Well when it comes to evil forces taking over my home, I do prefer mine with just a hint of OCD.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 May 19

          Really? I prefer mine with a hint of cilantro.

          Adores: 2
  8. 2010 May 19
    Bethiepoo permalink

    Did anyone every get the “Highlights” magazines when you were a kid? I feel like I am in one of those “find these items” pages and I am very excited because I found the cowboy hat!

    Really, what is a cowboy hat doing in the “altar” (or whatever the heck it is with a crucifix on top) photo?

    I really want to know.

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      I don’t know about you, but Rompe Monte is my favorite card game. Better even than two card.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 May 19

      It’s an altar-slash-coat and hat rack…the cowboy hat is actually hanging on a pair of bedazzled deer hooves.

      Adores: 4
    • 2010 May 19
      Meredith permalink

      Maybe they were trying to set a curse on Garth Brooks?

      A pox on you, singer of “The Thunder Rolls”!!!

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 May 19
        W. Campbell permalink

        Party on, Garth!

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          C. Mackenzie permalink

          This house is evil. Ee-ville, like the fru-its of the de-ville.

          Ee-ville.

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 May 19
        MandaB permalink

        “I’ve got friends in low places,
        Where the blood flows,
        And a flashlight chases zombies away
        Cats and dogs – ok
        (Wooof purrr)”

        Adores: 12
        • 2010 May 19
          Meredith permalink

          “I’m not much for living faces
          Think I’ll slip on down
          to the CURSED places
          Ohhhhh, I’ve got frrrriiiends
          In low low low low lowwwwwww (like six feet under) loowwww
          plaaaaacesssss”

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 May 19
          Lola permalink

          Actually, I prefer the classic Van Halen song, “Rooming with the Devil.” Because clearly that is what you would be doing by living here.

          Adores: 1
  9. 2010 May 19
    neverfirst permalink

    Are *chinchillas OK – coooooo ?

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 May 19
      Dan permalink

      What about *lemurs – frink?

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 May 19
        TacoMagic permalink

        Or *rabbits – bock bock bock bock?

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          Camille permalink

          Or *not.a.lions – grrrrrrrrrrr?

          Adores: 0
  10. 2010 May 19
    Lola permalink

    That view photo kind of looks like it could have been taken in my hometown. If so, this could explain rather a lot … *hums “Blue Velvet”*

    Adores: 1
  11. 2010 May 19
    Lola permalink

    Pfft, that shrine or whatever is not hardcore goth or scary. C’mon, I live in a neighborhood with stores for Santeria supplies.* You’re gonna have to get up earlier in the morning than this to impress the neighborhood orixas.

    *For real. Right next to the drycleaner and the semi-convenient store.

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      You see a shrine, I see an Onyx Golem with a Mr. T and Carmen Miranda complex.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 May 19
        MandaB permalink

        True: I read this comment and my brain thought Carmen Electra, not Carmen Miranda. Scary, hilarious, or both?

        *refills smug with coffeeverystrong*

        Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 19
      Meredith permalink

      I like the idea of a dry cleaner next to that store.

      “Stubborn goat blood won’t come out of your sacrificial robes? Chicken feathers all over your good worship slacks? Come in during Santeria Saturday!”

      Adores: 18
      • 2010 May 19
        Lola permalink

        “Clothes so clean, you’ll think we did it with magic!”

        There’s a fried chicken place on that block, too, which doesn’t bear thinking about. It’s a weird part of the neighborhood. I looked at an apartment there, but didn’t take it (not because of the santeros, but because the landlords had freakishly retentive rules). I think the people-watching could be interesting, though.

        Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 20

      Oh, Lola.
      You grew up in Lumberton?
      I’m not sure if that answers or opens more questions.
      It does explain the flask though.

      *My flask has an etch of an not.a.deer.*

      Cath. D. instead of I. Ross. as Dorothy?
      Hhhmmm, possibilities.

      **better brush up on my French

      Adores: 0
  12. 2010 May 19

    Call the realtor; her number’s in the book. The Necronomicon, that is.

    Ia! Ia! Cthulu fthagn!

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 May 19

      In this case, the Necrotelecomnicon may be a better choice.

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 May 19
        Lola permalink

        Is necrotelecomm when your phone or TV go dead?

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 May 19
          W. Campbell permalink

          Necrotelecom:

          When zombies call (or text).

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 May 19
          Meredith permalink

          “Let your dead fingers do the walking?”

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          Lola permalink

          “Let your dead fingers do the walking?”
          Their spokesghoul: The Addams Family’s Thing.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          A. Lion permalink

          Zombies don’t text well.

          It always comes out looking like Taco’s mug typing.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          TacoMagic permalink

          hb4qa9hnws!

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 May 19
      CapnMac permalink

      All hail Bruce Campbell!

      Klaatu Verata, what?

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 May 19
        Lola permalink

        Klaatu Verata Nicotine. 8) Even the aliens have a hard time quitting.

        Adores: 0
  13. 2010 May 19
    BillsBayou permalink

    The second time in 5 minutes that I’ve seen a R’lyeh reference. Someone just tried to establish a Waymarking (Geocaching) location for it.

    I need to get off the ‘net.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      Fun fact:

      Historically (I’ve kept track) GeoHashing coordinates in my graticule have a 78% chance of being on a farm. It’s actually a nice change of pace when the coordinates end up in a Walmart parking lot.

      Adores: 0
  14. 2010 May 19
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    At the bar of the damned:

    Hey there.

    Oh, hi.

    Come here often?

    Nah, first time.

    Me too. What do you do?

    I possess a porcelain doll with a sexually sadistic nature. I interact with people physically, along with psychically, which can be brutally painful, but always ends with tremendous carnal pleasure.

    Wow.

    What about you?

    I haunt a 2 bedroom house with a nice view. I suck the souls out of children & bury them in jars under the house.

    Cool.

    Yeah, unless they give me peanut butter.

    Wait, what? Like bloody peanut butter or peanut butter of the damned?

    Nope. Just peanut butter.

    Is it at least crunchy peanut butter?

    You’re sick. That s*$t’s nasty.

    I gotta go…

    Adores: 23
    • 2010 May 19
      Lola permalink

      End times and pickup lines at the Innsmouth Inn.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 May 19
        TacoMagic permalink

        Zombie Pickup Lines:

        “You must be smart because your brains taste great!”

        “If being tasty was a crime, you’re brains would be locked up!”

        “I’d like to rearrange the alphabet and put your brains and me together.”

        “If I said you had a beautiful brain would you put it in my mouth?”

        “Let me take a load off your mind by eating it.”

        “Braaaaaiiiiinsss.”

        Is there any wonder why they never have dates?

        Adores: 9
  15. 2010 May 19
    mudslicker permalink

    ooh ooh…I’ve got my bag of ice ready for my punching!

    Taco: can i borrow your Vaseline so I can get my head through the doorway?

    Hehe…..

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      That’s what he said.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 May 19
        mudslicker permalink

        Well, never mind then*.

        *ewww-ness factor*

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 May 19
          TacoMagic permalink

          Sorry, my brain has been very HHNF this week.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 May 19
          mudslicker permalink

          You mean stuck in a squirrel costume and duct-taping Graham on parts unknown in Soviet Russia? Like that?

          Adores: 3
  16. 2010 May 19
    CapnMac permalink

    [real estate corey] Spärki lists this a two bedroom unit, but also with three baths, then teases us with a “loft” over the “MBR”*.

    So, which is it? The “master” bedroom plus a loft; two regular bedrooms and a loft; or what? Wondering if those “custom tile” baths are indoors or out, and “half” baths besides.

    “Commercial kitchen”? It this a former garret restaurant?
    Commercial kitchens are not for the faint of heart or foodies, either. Commercial dishwasher is a rack that slides from a rinsing hose station to a steam box. It does not have automatic cycles or a “delay” button for the middle of the night. Commercial kitchens have a floor drain with a removable grate over the strainer so you can clean the oorts and leavings out at the end of the shift. Not for the weak-of-wallet either, not with 20-30,000 cfm exhaust hoods running, gas-fired griddles, always-on ovens and the like consuming NG by the therm. (Can you tell I’ve had this conversation before?)
    [/corey]

    ______________
    *MBR=AmEx, probably comes with more than a loft
    MBR=Monthly buisness Review probably depends on if it is a “retreat”
    MBR=Master Boot Record, well, that just don;t make no sense.
    MBR=Master Bed Room is probably meant; as Master Bath Room with a loft would be quite strange, even when you are strange, strange

    Adores: 0
  17. 2010 May 19

    [LoTR-Corey]Gorgoroth… that’s not a monster. It’s a plain in central Mordor.[/LoTR-Corey]

    I hear it’s nice there in the summer since the fall of Sauron, though.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 May 19
      TacoMagic permalink

      I don’t know. Last time I was there I got a massive orc hoard all over my best swimsuit.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 May 19

        Really? When was the last time you went? The Health Board went in in ’08, and they’ve made some major improvements. The staff haven’t even brutally massacred any hobbits for years.

        Adores: 2
  18. 2010 May 19
    CapnMac permalink

    Hey, just noticed “grindcore zombies”?

    Would that be the musical genre ‘grindcore’ or the Transformers Grindcore out on the patio?

    Or is that an undead Shia Labeouf crooning in norwegian–
    Walls would run read after the amok time with a chainsaw if so . . .

    Adores: 1
  19. 2010 May 19
    Windrose permalink

    *sounds of vocalist warming up*

    To the tune of Carolina in The Morning:

    Nothing could be finer than to wake in ol’ R’lyeh
    In the morning!
    Yog-Sothoth will cuddle up while Hastur keeps the Shoggie pups
    From Spawning!

    Where the cultist’s innards
    Wind around my door,
    Depicting scary stories
    I shut my eyes once more.

    Strolling with my honey while he sucks the souls from whiney
    nerds and gamers,
    Hoping that the stars are right so we can get some sleep tonight
    Til dawning.

    If I had a Lovecraft Book for only a day,
    I’d read it quick, then lock it away!
    Nothing could be finer than to wake in ol’ R’lyeh
    In the morning! (BIG FINISH!)

    Adores: 8
    • 2010 May 19

      **Dancing women in bathing suit things with those feathery snake-looking things about their shoulders and elaborate feather headdresses come out and do big kicks and glorious arms motions to a sort of Jazz number and 42 zombie ninjas in Groucho Marx glasses emerge in a puff of smoke, and do the Charleston, but with JAZZ HANDS.**

      Or wait, was that not the kind of big finish you were going for?

      Adores: 4
  20. 2010 May 19
    Nicole permalink

    I spy The Flying Spaghetti Monster…
    -bows- All hail his noodley honor!

    Adores: 1
  21. 2010 May 19
    MandaB permalink

    You know sooner or later there’s bound to be the one roommate that ruins it all.

    “Hey guys, great news! You know that overwhelming stench of death? All fixed. It turns out ha ha ha… Turns out there was a dead snake in the love seat…”

    Adores: 13
  22. 2010 May 19
    Taco Stalker permalink

    Today’s Score (Day 1):

    One misspelling (Poultergeist for Poltergeist) -10.0 (judges ruling that misspelling was not an intentional play on words – see: urban dictionary definition of “poultergeist”)

    One instance of your/you’re confusion -10.00

    Total: -20.00

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 May 19
      Bridgete permalink

      You missed the “must of”.

      Adores: 1
  23. 2010 May 19
    Gail permalink

    How has no one stumbled upon a Craigslist ad for Zombie Removing Flashlights yet? It sounds like the start to a much less awesome Bill Murray movie.

    Who ya gonna call?

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 May 19
      Gail permalink

      If there’s something strange
      In your neighborhood
      Whatcha gotta buy?
      NEW FLASHLIGHTS!

      A weird Gorgoroth?
      It’s misunderstood.
      It won’t eat the kids,
      FOR PEAAAANUT BUTTER!

      Adores: 2
  24. 2010 May 19
    christina permalink

    I miss out on all the good snark these days! I’ve been super busy with work so I haven’t had time to keep up, but I have been reading. Thanks guys, for keeping me laughing and looking like a crazy person 🙂

    Adores: 1
  25. 2010 May 19
    LimeLolly permalink

    Tell the truth… one of you guys wrote this. It’s so perfectly snarktastic, I just know it was you.

    Of course that could be the rum talking too.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 May 19
      Bridgete permalink

      I wish I could take credit for it…but alas…’twas not I.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 May 22

      Hi there, I’m the person who submitted the ad :).

      Yes, it is real. Los Angeles, California does have some unusual characters :). I was nostalgic for my old home in Los Angeles and was checking out the real estate prices on craigslist when I saw this, and immediately said, “My God, this HAS to go on YouSuckAtCraigslist!”

      But I hesitated for a long time before submitting it, because, well, it really is a great ad. It will attract those who would appreciate the property and scare those to death who would not.

      The house is in the eastern Hollywood Hills in an outstandingly expensive area of Los Angeles, California. Rent, alas, is reasonable for the area.

      Glad everyone enjoyed the submission … I’m glad I sent it in, and I’m pleased you made an exception for an ad that really didn’t “suck” in the traditional sense.

      David

      Adores: 1
  26. 2010 May 20
    Windrose permalink

    So, Mudsy, Any last words before I punch you? No? Not.A.Lion got your tongue? 8) Punchity punch punch!

    G’Night, Arkham!

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 May 20
      mudslicker permalink

      I was prepared. I put on my Michelin man costume.

      G’Night Rompe Monte!

      Adores: 0
  27. 2010 June 23
    Illonax permalink

    Unfortunately, I don’t think this qualifies as sucking. This is awesome. 😀

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 23

      Hence the “possibly awesome” tag.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 23
      TacoMagic permalink

      *Beckons Illonax toward today’s post.*

      Adores: 0

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