YSaC, Vol. 675: He rocks in the treetops all day long.
Oh hai, how are you? It’s been a while. Dan’s been doing admirably while I’ve been busy, but I’ve missed you all. I think it’s time that I jump in with an old classic …
ROCKING LION – $30
MY KIDS LOVE THAT ROCKING LION,,IT IN GOOD SHAPE,,HAS FEW SCRACHES ON WOOD,,ITS REALL STURDY PIECE, ,ROCKS BACK AND FORT,,ASKING $30,,ITS SMOKE//PET FREE..
My kids love it so much that I’m selling it on Craigslist. The little bastards have to learn disappointment somehow. I mean, I didn’t ASK to end up in a dead-end job at the Shop-n-Rob down on the corner of Service & Hwy 127, did I? I didn’t ASK to get pregnant at 17 and drop out of school before I learned what commas were for. I didn’t ASK for the world’s ugliest rug in my living room. But yet I ended up with all of these things, and I’m going to teach my children that sometimes, you just don’t get what you want. And they love this stupid lion thing; they rock back and forth on it all day long and tell me that they’re riding the tiger across the plains. I laugh at them as I open another can of Pabst and tell them, “It’s a lion, honey. Don’t backtalk me, Mommy’s watching Geraldo reruns.”
There’s only one thing that a kid loves more than a rocking lion, and that’s …
LION — SELF-INFLATES !!! BIG BLOW UP LION – $7
LION — SELF-INFLATES !!! BIG BLOW UP LION
What a treat for any child is this big, 4ft. tall blow up lion and it inflates itself.
AND it lights up.!!! what fun!!!!
Smoke/pet free home.
… a self-inflating lion! From everyone’s favorite childhood classic, Winnie the Pooh and the Self-inflating Lion Too! Your children will marvel at Lion as he … does absolutely nothing, until he springs a slow leak and gradually deflates into a depressing puddle of polyvinyl and phthlates.*
Thanks, Kathryn and, er, Katherine!
* I’m not charging extra for the alliteration today.