YSaC, Vol. 689: But was it encased the entire time?

2010 June 6

luck – – – LG EnV3 in slate blue – $135


I have for sale one iPh and encased the entire time. o and encased the entire time. and encased the entire
time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the
entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. vne 3GS 16GB. It is only about 2
months old. It has been adult owned and encased the entire time. The phone comes with an Inc and encased
the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and
encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. ipio Feather case (gently
used) and screen protector, an Otte and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the
entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. rbox
Commuter case (like new), and an Incase slider case (used). It is in excellent to like new condition; not a
scratch on the screen. It comes in th and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased
the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and
encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire
time. and encased the entire time. e box with the USB cable/charger and headphones (never used). Please let
me know if you are interested.

You know who might like an iPh like this?

A Roofer Roofer Roofer Roofer, that’s who!

But where could they possibly PUT it while it was charging?

Why, on a free red table for sale! Naturally!

The only remaining question is, when did Apple start making a device for testing acidity?

Thanks for the link, Bianchi!

72 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 June 6
    Windrose permalink

    So, Bianchi, did you ever sell that phone? 8)

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    • 2010 June 6
      Limelolly permalink

      Bet she kept getting the same email over and over.

      “Did you still have that phone for sale?”

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      • 2010 June 6

        Bianchi is a dude.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          I prefer Goddess.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Limelolly permalink

          A real man would get up and turn out the lights.

          Sorry, Bill Engvall took over my brain.

          No offence, Mr. B. 🙂

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  2. 2010 June 6
    Limelolly permalink

    This is the first post that has actually triggered my ADD. I just couldn’t finish rea…. oh shiny.

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    • 2010 June 6
      Grampdaddy permalink

      That’s OK. I read it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. That’s OK. I read it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

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      • 2010 June 6
        Windrose permalink

        I think you need to read it again.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Did I miss something? OK, I’ll read it again, very s l o w l y. Wow, I just noticed, it was encased the entire time!

          Thank you Windrose, I would have missed that detail otherwise.

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      • 2010 June 6
        Laurelhach permalink

        After reading this post again (and again^58) I’ve come to the conclusion that it would make an excellent hip-hop/pop song. It’s even set up in a quasi-lyrical format.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Dan permalink

          I’ll get Philip Glass and 50 Cent right on that.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Limelolly permalink

          I heard the music in my head, but I ignored it as the words were too repetitive.

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        • 2010 June 7
          TacoMagic permalink

          Actually, I’m pretty sure this is a techno song. In fact, at the last Hannah Montana Rave I attended they opened… with…

          *Hrm*

          I’m sure it’s a techno song.

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    • 2010 June 6
      Kae permalink

      That’s okay. I think it nearly triggered my epilep…*twitch* *twitch* *foam* Oh, drat.

      Adores: 7
  3. 2010 June 6
    Laurelhach permalink

    This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.

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    • 2010 June 6
      MrWhite permalink

      This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.

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      • 2010 June 6
        Windrose permalink

        This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Dan permalink

          Actually, I think it’s really a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Limelolly permalink

          This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Say, it just came to me – does anyone else think this post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity?

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        • 2010 June 7
          mudslicker permalink

          Not to be poetically repetitive, but I hear nature’s humanity repeating itself again.

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    • 2010 June 6
      eeee permalink

      This post is quite obviously a repetitive statement about the poetic nature of humanity.

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      • 2010 June 6
        kelli permalink

        The repetitive nature of humanity is obviously a poetic statement about this post

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        • 2010 June 6
          sarajean80 permalink

          This comment about this comment about this comment about this ad is obviously a statement about the repetitiveness of man’s humanity towards man.

          Adores: 13
        • 2010 June 6

          And a powerful statement on man’s inhumanity towards chicken.

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        • 2010 June 6
          Windrose permalink

          Mmmmm, chicken. 8)

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        • 2010 June 6
          Grampdaddy permalink

          The repetitive humanity of nature is obviously a post of poetic statement about……

          sammiches. Yeah, chicken sammiches.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 6

          Mmmmmmmmmm……

          Dangit, now I want Chick-Fil-A.

          And it’s Sunday.

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        • 2010 June 6

          In Soviet Russia, the repetitive nature of humanity is a poetic statement about this post!

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    • 2010 June 6
      Grampdaddy permalink

      Exactly what eeee said – I’d repeat it but I don’t want to appear tedious.

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  4. 2010 June 6
    Miss C permalink

    But how long was it encased for?

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  5. 2010 June 6
    lilly permalink

    the part that kills me, is that the picture isn’t of an iphone

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  6. 2010 June 6
    LSK permalink

    I once wrote a Greasemonkey script to append “in bed.” to the end of every sentence and got a similar bit of nonsense: http://www.flickr.com/photos/7360018@N06/2594123694/

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  7. 2010 June 6
    lost_compass permalink

    The poster doth protest too much, methinks.

    Admit it, you did open it, didncha? C’mon, admit it. Didncha? Didncha?

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    • 2010 June 6
      Bridgete permalink

      [iPhone owner corey] I read “encased the entire time” as an indication that they had an iPhone cover on it, as well as a protective screen cover. I think pretty much every cover out there is rather sturdy, I’ve used 3 different types and all have sufficiently protected my phone from frequent drops on the floor. [/iPhone owner corey]

      That said…I still agree that the poster doth protest too much.

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      • 2010 June 7
        arallyn permalink

        But it wasn’t even an iPh! It’s an LV EnV…if they put an iPh cover on that, I would think that the cover would be more detrimental than anything…

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        • 2010 June 7
          Bridgete permalink

          Well, true. That would be part of why I still agree they were protesting a bit too much. As in, “I swear…it’s an iPhone…and I had it in an iPhone cover. Really. Honest.”

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  8. 2010 June 6
    sarajean80 permalink

    Can you imagine getting driving instructions from this person?

    iPh seller – “… after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right …”

    You – “You know what? I think I’ll MapQuest it, thanks.”

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  9. 2010 June 6
    Ellipses permalink

    Piecing together the actual message, it looks like they were attempting to say:

    “I have for sale one iPhvne 3GS 16GB. It is only about 2
    months old. It has been adult owned and encased the entire time. The phone comes with an Incipio Feather case (gently
    used) and screen protector, an Otterbox
    Commuter case (like new), and an Incase slider case (used). It is in excellent to like new condition; not a
    scratch on the screen. It comes in the box with the USB cable/charger and headphones (never used). Please let
    me know if you are interested.”

    Which brings the picture into a whole new light. Now you know what an encased iPhvne (complete with three EXTRA cases!) looks like! Bet you never woulda guessed.

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    • 2010 June 6
      kelli permalink

      so where does the LG Env3 come into play?

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      • 2010 June 6
        Jen permalink

        LG Env3 is what people who own generic-brand frezzers have.

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  10. 2010 June 6
    Limelolly permalink

    Tourettes… the clean version?

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  11. 2010 June 6
    keelhaulrose permalink

    This is what happens when aspiring rappers write CL ads.
    Add a few scratches and a bass-heavy beat, and you’ve actually got a pretty good tune going.

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  12. 2010 June 6

    I smell someone trying to get a gig at Teh 40WaTt.

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    • 2010 June 6
      Limelolly permalink

      Band Name: Stutterers With Phones

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  13. 2010 June 6
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    Wait. I didn’t and encased the entire time. and encased the entire
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    • 2010 June 6
      Limelolly permalink

      Too long, didn’t read.

      Bianchi, you might have a virus on your computer. 8)

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      • 2010 June 6
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        No and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and
        encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. and encased the entire time. shit!

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    • 2010 June 6
      sarajean80 permalink

      I stopped reading once my eyes started bleeding.

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  14. 2010 June 6
    Bridgete permalink

    Maybe I should write my bar prep notes like this. Repetition helps with memorization, after all….

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    • 2010 June 6

      Repetition helps with memorization, after all….

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      • 2010 June 6
        Bridgete permalink

        The bar is killing my brain. I read that and said “didn’t I say that? oh…I get it…haha!”

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        • 2010 June 6

          Some people are able to live fairly healthy lives after a bar has entered their brains.

          (By the way, that link goes to one of the most awesome Wikipedia pages I’ve ever seen.)

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  15. 2010 June 6

    Obviously the instruction DVD that came with the iPH was scratched…proving that it was NOT encased the entire time!
    encased the entire time!
    encased the entire time!
    encased the entire time!
    encased the entire time!
    *BUMP*
    box with the USB cable/charger and headphones (never used)…

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  16. 2010 June 6

    I know who this phone belonged to: ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER!

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  17. 2010 June 7
    Windrose permalink

    Grampdaddy, you know what’s coming. Bend over and take it like a man. Punchity Punch punch!

    G’Night, Chik-Fil-A!

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 June 7
      Grampdaddy permalink

      Just a minute – wait until I move away from the top of the stai….. thump, thump, thump, thump, thumpthumpthumpthump, — thump.

      G’night, Windrose.

      Adores: 5
  18. 2010 June 7
    arallyn permalink

    You people make me unable to read your comments. x_x I have zero ability to focus on repetitive statements…my eyes look at them, but my brain is saying “why are you reading this again? go drink more coffee! go pamper your cat! damnit why are you still reading?!”

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    • 2010 June 7
      LimeLolly permalink

      Why are you still reading this?

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      • 2010 June 7
        mudslicker permalink

        Because it bears repeating. And repeating. And repeating like the zomb…

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      • 2010 June 7
        arallyn permalink

        Because I love you guys and want to be polite 🙁 My brain is all “NO, FUCK THEM AND THEIR REPEATING-NESS. KILL THEM WITH FIRE.” But I took my Adderall and I’m good now. No more being bothered by repetitiveness.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 June 7
          arallyn permalink

          Awesome, I can’t even type my own email address properly.

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        • 2010 June 7

          Go pamper your cat!

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        • 2010 June 7
          LimeLolly permalink

          *hahaha*

          That’s awesome, Isaac.

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  19. 2010 June 7
    arallyn permalink

    No thanks. The little brat made me get killed when I was trying to knife fight a cougar.

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