YSaC, Vol. 702: I ain't seen nothin' like THEM in any amusement hall.
Japanese Wall Mount Pinball Machine - $150
Wall Mount Japanese Pinball Machine with all steel pinballs. Good condition. Call Roger at XXX-XXX-XXXX
"Grandma, could you move over please? I'm trying to take a picture of this pinball machine so I can sell it on Craigslist."
"No, grandma, I'm not dating someone named Craig, it's an online thing."
"No, NOT like one of those dating services... oh, hi, Aunt Phyllis."
"Aunt Phyllis, could you move over a little bit, please? I'm trying to take a picture of this pinball machine."
"NO Grandma, I'm NOT taking a picture of it for my boyfriend Craig, please don't tell aunt Phyllis that."
"I'm trying to SELL this pinball machine USING Craigslist."
"Aunt Phyllis, you don't even KNOW this other lady, stop telling them about my boyfriend Craig. Wait! I mean... Dammit, I don't even HAVE a boyfriend Craig."
"Look, could all of you just move over so... never mind, I give up."
Thanks for the link, Michael!