YSaC, Vol. 726: I'm feelin' confused all over.
HOTEL DESK CLARK
HOTEL FRONT DESK NEEDIT NIGHT AND WEEKEND APPLY IN PERSON AT [address, very poorly spelled]
FULL OR PART-TIMES PHONE [phone number] NO PHONE CALLED PLEASE
* Location: ###########
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Pity the humble Clark:
For years one of the most popular candy bars in America, it is now reduced to working nights and weekends at a hotel front desk. And as if that indignity weren't enough, actually acquiring the job requires a escaping a Gödel-like recursive nightmare of cat-logic, where you must both call and not call to get the job.
Thanks for the link, Jim!