YSaC, Vol. 735: Warch it!
craftsman oil fider warch - $5
in very god sape asking 5.00 call xxx-xxx-xxxx
When you ask Uncle Google what he thinks "Craftsman oil fider warch" is, he comes back with "Showing results for Craftsman oil finder watch". Except that there are no results for Craftsman oil finder watch either (which makes you wonder why Uncle Google bothered to search for it).
Anyway, when you search for "Craftsman oil finder watch", the first hit is "Craftsman oil filter wrench", so I thought to myself, "Self, that is very likely what this blurry blue thing is." So I looked ... and no, that's not what the blurry blue thing is.
Whatever it is, it's clearly part of an instrument from Borneo that is a deeply meaningful religious artifact of some kind. Huh. And here I just though Craftsman made secular warches.
[Edited to add: Okay, maybe it IS what the blurry blue thing is ... but the pictures I found looked like this and this, and you can see where I would think that those two things are not what the blurry blue thing is.]