YSaC, Vol. 777: Under new management.

2010 September 2

Website management


I am interested in purchasing a website. The site will most likely be already bringing in 300-600 per month. I know very little about websites, code, ect. I will monitor any PayPal accounts, ect for unusual activity. that are connected with the website. I am strictly interested in this from a profit view point. I’ll purchase the website. You will run the website. You will get a discussed percentage of the profit each month. If we do well then I will have money to buy more websites. Which means you will make more money also. You will be a independent contractor not a partner so i can fire you if you do something stupid. Email me with what you think.

Dear loyal readers of YSaC,

drmk and I are pleased to announce a change in management here at your daily snark-fest. While you will see no change in the website from your end, and may continue your witty and erudite commentary as per usual, we have opted to merge with a soon-to-be larger concern. This will allow us to make less money than we currently do from the site, and therefore dedicate less time to it while simultaneously running the risk of being fired for doing the exact same thing we were doing while self-employed. Actually, I haven’t told drmk about this yet, but I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.

Thanks for the heads-up on the opportunity, KT!

231 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 September 2
    Not My Name permalink

    *Insert funny snark here*

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 September 2
      Windrose permalink

      Who was the web site administrator I saw you with?

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        I have no clue what you are talking about Windrose.

        *Slowly backs away.*
        **Fingers crossed.**

        Adores: 8
      • 2010 September 2
        Kae permalink

        That was no web site administrator, that was my mother!

        *sound of crickets*

        Yeah, that joke was never that funny.

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          That’s no moon, that’s your mother!

          πŸ˜‰

          Adores: 5
    • 2010 September 3

      EclecticBlue – I’m telling on your for conforming to the “your mother” convention.

      Drmk hates conventions, convections, and conclusions.

      She also hates rap, shepherds pie, and puppies.

      Adores: 1
  2. 2010 September 2
    Not My Name permalink

    By the way, the new ad is up, if anyone is looking.

    Adores: 2
  3. 2010 September 2
    Not My Name permalink

    OK, actual snark now. So this guy wants to buy a website that is already slightly popular, yet has no clue how to run a website, and expects to be the boss of “you,” when “you” probably know way more about running a website than he does? Asshat.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 September 2
      TacoMagic permalink

      We’ve had a conversation with sparky and we think he’s just a straight shooter who’s got upper management written all over him.

      The problem is, NMN, you haven’t challenged him enough.

      Adores: 10
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        Can he use Microsoft Office? How about Word? Powerpoint? Excel? Access? Does he know how to use a search engine, or update a web page? How about create a new web site? I can do all of that, and I can bet money that at the minimum he can’t use Access. At the minimum.
        (Admittedly, most of you all can probably do those things too.)

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          You should build him an obstacle course. That should be plenty challenging.

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Yes, but because he doesn’t know these things it makes him management material!

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 September 2
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Has no one else recognized this line yet? Awesome movie!!!

        Ok, CJ did below. But she responded to the original comment and not to Taco’s, so I was confused.

        [mutter]I could burn this whole place down.[/mutter]

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          Kae permalink

          What I love is that I recognized it without ever having seen the movie…which just represents the crowd I run with.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          We’re going to put Sparky in a position to have as many as 3 people working right under him.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Would those be real people, or cat math people?

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          In Cat Math, “3 people” translates into “elebenty rutabaga baklava”.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          TRIFORCE! SJ is the keeper of the Triforce of Cat Wisdom!

          Yay!

          (Not having coffee this morning is looking like it might not have been a good idea).

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          SJ! What happened to you? Where is the cute kitty? *sad*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          Here she is!

          My computer froze up and I had to reboot it. When I signed back on to YSaC I misspelled my email address.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Whew! I was concerned. πŸ™‚

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Wait, of the three direct-reports, how many will be named “Bob”?

          Will Red Swinglines be supplied?

          Just how much flair will really be required?

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 September 3
        Moira permalink

        I know he can GET the job… but can he DO the job?

        Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2

      I’m sorry, but his flair is lacking. Brian has 37 pieces of flair on today, and terrific smile.

      Look. we just want Sparky to express himself…okay?

      Adores: 10
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        You know how much flair I have? So much, I have a freaking flaregun.

        Adores: 5
      • 2010 September 2
        TacoMagic permalink

        Thanks CJ, I was hoping somebody would get the reference :).

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          Excuse me, I think you have my stapler.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2

          OMG…Taco…I quote and quote that bad boy to death. So does hubby…he has even gone so far as to teach the rest of the guys in his shop the proper nickname for their expeditor…he’s now known as “The People Person…Dammit”.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 3
          Moira permalink

          I had a basement office in my last job. I mentioned this to my sister and she asked if I had a red stapler… a red SWINGLINE stapler.

          Then I realized I did.

          One of the previous occupants had supplied one.

          Then I had to go re-watch the movie.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 3
          sarajean80 permalink

          [stapler corey]The funny thing is Swingline didn’t make a red stapler at the time the movie was made, the prop people had to customize a standard black one. After the movie came out so many fans asked for a red one that Swingline started making them in that color.[/stapler corey]

          Adores: 1
  4. 2010 September 2

    I have a tag on my blog that I feel would work for this kind of ad, too. It’s “does this ever work?”

    Adores: 4
  5. 2010 September 2
    Windrose permalink

    I want to buy a multimillion-dollar business that I know nothing about and fire everyone! I finally have a plan for my retirement. Wonder if the ceo will let me pay him after I rake in a few mil?

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 September 2
      Not My Name permalink

      You said it better than I did.

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 September 2
      CapnMac permalink

      Well, in all fairness, all Sparqi specified was that it be bringing in “300 – 600 per month”; of what is not stated.
      So it could be Paraguayan pesetas, obos (flacid or tumescent) vintage cereals (one must suppose that vintage serials would be allowed as well, despite Pauline’s objections).

      Egads, that’s it! Dang it, those slack-witted stoners sold the pizza boxes for lages! Lages!

      Adores: 4
  6. 2010 September 2
    Bridgete permalink

    Yes! Now I finally have someone who can keep an eye on those vintage cereals my blog has been raking in! Someone has to be sure they’re truly vintage. I hope Sparky here has a good eye for that sort of thing.

    Adores: 4
  7. 2010 September 2
    Not My Name permalink

    “Email me what you think.”

    Me: Hi, I’d like to tell you what I think about your idea to buy a website.
    Asshat: Go ahead.
    Me: You sir, are an asshat.
    Asshat: Excuse me?
    Me: You heard me, asshat.
    Asshat: What the he-
    *CLICK*

    Oh wait, that was a telephone conversation. Ah well, close enough.

    Adores: 11
    • 2010 September 2
      TacoMagic permalink

      Sounds like one of the conversations I had with Cleverbot.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        So…I’ve never been to Cleverbot. What’s the site, Cleverbot.com?

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Something like that. It’s good for about 15 minutes fun. Then it just gets annoying.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I know what I’ll be doing for some of the day…
          Me: Did Jesus have kids?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          So, I had a conversation with Cleverbot, and one of it’s responses was “No, because you are a parrot.” The only thing that was in my mind after that was WTF.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Well, Cleverbot is probably only clever when people of the “Chezburgr” ilk use it (as a comparison of cleverness anyway).

          As I said, it entertained me for 15 minutes then it quickly became ‘meh’.

          Eventually any conversation with it either becomes circular, or devolves into profanity… lots of profanity.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          I called it an asshat and it said “How nice of you to say so!”. After that I just typed in random obscenities. It seems to enjoy it.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Type gibberish…or type stuff backwards, ekil siht.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          My wife had a 10 minute conversation with it in French, then all of a sudden it started complaining, “Hey, I don’t speak French!”

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Nac enoyna dnatsrednu tahw M’i gniyas? I t’nac pots gnikaeps ekil siht! PLEH! M’I GNIKAEPS NI SEUGNOT!

          (Hint: a mirror would be helpful.)

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Nope, don’t understand. Sorry NMN.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          I told it I was HAL and I was not, under any circumstances, opening the pod-bay doors.

          It didn’t like me after that.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          “This conversation serves no purpose anymore; goodbye.”
          Remains one of the best and most useful lines for any movie.

          I use the wav file of that as the closing sound for email and commo apps.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          Astrognash permalink

          According to my conversation with it, Cleverbot is “in the closet” with Google.

          I also got it to admit that it was a computer upon confusing it by showing it a chunk of source code. πŸ˜€

          Adores: 2
  8. 2010 September 2
    sarajean80 permalink

    So … I would do all the work with the actual website, including shipping any product, dealing with irate customers, updating and maintaining the site, and basically doing everything I was doing before you came along while you…take all the money and give me an allowance while attempting to construct a Ponzi scheme of other gullible websites. And you will fire me if I do something you think is stupid, like complain about how grossly unfair the entire idea is.

    I am failing to see the problem here.*

    *That might be a lie.

    Adores: 15
    • 2010 September 2
      Not My Name permalink

      When can you start?

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 September 2
        sarajean80 permalink

        As soon as you sign this contract.

        *holds up thick stack of slightly singed papers that smell faintly of brimstone and sulfur*

        I’ll need a pint of your blood for that.

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I can give you a gallon of Taco’s blood, does that count?

          *C’mere Taco, I’ve got some fresh coffee slices for you.*

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Good thing for Taco he decided not to have coffee this morning! Unless that decision has been reversed since he posted πŸ™‚

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Who are we kidding? Taco drinks so much coffee, his blood IS coffee.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          So it sounds like you could substitute coffee for blood in the contract, and it would still be legally viable. Sweet!

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 September 2
      TacoMagic permalink

      SJ. You’re fired. I want your kitty on my desk by the end of the day. Pack up all your kibble, you’ll never work in Ish again!

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 September 2
        sarajean80 permalink

        But I don’t work in Ish now! I work in [location].

        Adores: 4
      • 2010 September 3
        PeeGee permalink

        Did anybody besides me see the line quivering here??

        EDIT: this was supposed to be under Taco’s desk….er I mean comment.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 3
          sarajean80 permalink

          Is it because he wants my kitty on his desk?

          Yeah, that could be entering a grey line-crossing area.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 September 2
      CapnMac permalink

      Actually, I suspect it’s a bit more twisted than even that.
      I’m guessing Sparqi thinks he can go find profitable web sites, buy them, kick the current staff to the curb, and find (cheap) (pliable) (more eager than smart) managers to work for what ever crumbs they are tossed. Which will be dicey when the dufus buys a site dedicated to rehoming partially-used vaseline or the like . . .

      Now, the thought that this is a would-be Luigi and Guidio Fricotti attempting to shake down a Colonel lest his tanks break or paratroops catch fire for 2S 12p a week would be amusing.

      Yhe possibility that this goomba thinks he’s a goodfella and will be able to skim any website for cash, and you’ll work for vig, could run afoul of how niche markets work.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        Charlene permalink

        Isn’t that what the Cheezburger guy does already?

        Adores: 2
  9. 2010 September 2
    camille permalink

    I am interested in purchasing a universe. I know very little about running universes, so you all can go about your lives more or less the way you do now. I am interested in this universe purely from a profit viewpoint. You will refer to me as Empress of the Universe and tithe a portion of your earnings to me. If we do well then I will have money to buy more universes. Which means you can then move to a different universe, which might be sort of cool. I will be the Empress and you will not, so I can smite you more or less at will. Don’t bother letting me know what you think about this, because as Empress I can’t be bothered with your petty little concerns.

    Adores: 23
    • 2010 September 2
      Not My Name permalink

      As Empress of the Universe, I beseech you, wouldst thou like an Emperor of the Universe?

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        camille permalink

        What? And share my power and newfound wealth? Nah, I’m looking for something more like the Cabana Boy of the Universe.

        Adores: 12
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I’ll settle for that, so long as I get to settle any..err…disputes in your (note that I didn’t say our) universe(s).

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          No, better yet, I will become Emperor and Warmaster of a different Universe. All who cross me shall be dealt with harshly(from video game)!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Sounds like somebody plays NIS games.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I lied. It’s not really from a video game (that I know of). I just didn’t want to sound overly crazy.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Nothing wrong with sounding overly crazy here. I mean you have me to make you appear grounded and well adjusted by comparison.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 September 2
          LimeLolly permalink

          Camille,
          I can be a Cabana Boy… er, rather, I can do the ‘Pool Boy Dance’.

          Does that count?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          The latest addition to useful YSaC navigational tools:

          THE CALITACOBRATOR

          Grounded————–Crazy

          :)——-:(——-;(——-Taco

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          You can also plot that against the number of cups of coffee. Though you have to adjust for the parabolic nature of my coffee intake vs. crazy quotient.

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 September 2
        Windrose permalink

        Camille and NMN, get a (universe-size) room!

        Adores: 5
    • 2010 September 2
      sarajean80 permalink

      Can I interest you in a slightly used Doomsday Device? Just the thing the squash those rebellious natives and instill fear and awe in your worthless subjects.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        I’ll take four, and a side of coffee slices (I don’t drink coffee, it’s just for the heck of it).

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          With coffee slices you can get a contact buzz just by being in the same room.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          I don’t drink coffee

          You’re in luck! You can’t drink coffee slices anyway! It’s like eating a thick cake, or frozen molasses! You won’t HAVE to drink coffee! It’s great! I can’t stop shouting! Help! WHY AM I STILL SHOUTING!

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Care for some more coffee slices, Taco?
          *Hides evil grin*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I dare you to “not stop shouting” for the rest of the day, Taco.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2

          Dammit…y’all! Taco got into the coffee slices again!

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Oh, and I’m working on creating a Coffee Cake so that I can eat sliced coffee.

          So far the theory is this: Find a chocolate cake recipe that has a fair amount of milk in it. Replace the milk in the recipe with powdered milk reconstituted with espresso. Bake. Enjoy.

          Alternately I’m thinking of replacing all the cocoa powder with instant espresso powder.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Ok, caffeinated marshmellows and coffee-slike ‘smores all around ! [G}

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          zodiac permalink

          Taco i may be able to help with your cake scheme. I made my wife a chocolate cake last year for her birthday that used a few cups of coffee in the recipe*. that could be a good base point for your espresso idea.

          * do not feed to children for breakfast as they WILL be wired all day.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          Taco, I’ll post my dark chocolate espresso cake recipe in the forum later tonight.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        This “slightly used Doomsday device….”would it happen to be a huge spherical space station of somewhat famous repute? Because if so, I want all exhaust ports covered up.

        Adores: 7
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          They are mostly covered already, the only one left is hardly bigger than a whomp rat. It’s not like anyone would be insane enough to fly into a Doomsday Device, shoot the vent with pinpoint accuracy without using mechanical assistance, and then fly out in a triumphant gout of flame.
          Really, how often does that happen?

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I’ll take two. But can you put thousands of guns on one of them, just in case someone manages to blow up the first one? Oh, and put a shield around it; you know, one of those big fancy energy shields all the other evil empires are talking about. And put the shield generator somewhere inhabited by primitive ape-like creatures, like in a forest. Can you do all that?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2

          Really, how often does that happen?

          Once, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

          Adores: 15
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          :shuffles through catalog of planets:

          Hmmm… No primitive ape-like species, but I have a nice little moon that looks nothing like the redwood forests of California populated with a species of stone age teddy bears.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2

          Hmmm, I wonder if we could stuff them and sell them to small children.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          I hear they taste like cat chicken.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          Astrognash permalink

          Hmmm…

          let’s see…

          **shuffles through catalog.**

          Darn it, I’m leaving ILM-Mart and heading to Magrathea!

          Adores: 5
      • 2010 September 2
        EclecticBlue permalink

        Sara, does it have all of its lages? I’m only interested if it’s not missing any lages.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          …and I’m wondering if I can retro-fit it for firing Bantha poo-doo…I hear that’s some deadly shit ammunition right there…

          Adores: 3
  10. 2010 September 2
    Is.An.Avatar permalink

    Profitable websites for sale – bring in $300 to $600 per month guaranteed!

    I will manage the site for a small percentage of the profits.

    $5000 gets you the keys and URL for one site – PayPal only.

    No restrictions on the number of sites you may apply for.

    **PayPal~Account~Info**

    Adores: 7
  11. 2010 September 2

    I found an admin for him…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU

    *Warning may cause you to spray coffee*

    Adores: 2
  12. 2010 September 2

    Website management
    *Anagram fun*

    Bee Men Manage Twist (Dancing with the bee keepers?)

    Bang Sweetmeat Mine (Geico caveman deer hunting)

    Ameba Meeting Newts (Odd tryst…)

    Basement Mating Ewe (Taco, Stop that!!)

    Wet Gas Eminent, Beam (When Captain Kirk REALLY has to go…)

    Adores: 9
    • 2010 September 2
      TacoMagic permalink

      Mab Mange; we ten sit!

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2

        Bite Mange Stew, Amen

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Bam! We in mange test!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          Sounds like Chef Emeril mated with an eczematous Yoda.

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 September 2
      camille permalink

      In the absence of Isaac, allow me to point out that you may be confusing the meanings of “Eminent” and “Imminent.”

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 September 2

        I figured someone would say something…with anagrams you work with the letters you are given, besides eminent also means prominent so it fits. πŸ˜›

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2

        And also, ameba isn’t a word…it’s amoeba.

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2

        You guys are missing the whole spirit of the thing, it’s not fun anymore.

        *Walks off pouting and gets into a Waaaambulance*

        Adores: 9
        • 2010 September 2
          LimeLolly permalink

          *hands HamCan a popsicle*

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Can I have a popsicle too, LimeLolly?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2

          *Takes Popsicle, sniffle*

          Thanks

          *Nom nom nom*

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          LimeLolly permalink

          *hands NMN popsicle*

          Anyone else?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          camille permalink

          Sure, I’ll take one.

          And sorry, HamCan, I didn’t mean to rain on your parade.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          Can I have a purple one? According to my eldest niece, purple is the best flavor.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          My favorite is grape. Or cherry. Cherry is my other favorite. But grape is favoriter, so if you have both, I want grape.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2

          Oooooh…I’ll take one! Except I don’t have a favorite. I have an other favorite, which is my favoriter, but I’m betting you don’t have that one, no one ever does…so how about you give me one of my least favorites? Only, I don’t know which one it is. I mean, it could be that one…or it might be this one. I just can’t decide.

          Tell ya what, I’ll take the favorite least favorite you have. Sound good?

          Hey, where’d everybody go??

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’ll have what she’s having.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2

          *hands CJ a door and a rainbow pop*

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          I’d like a popsicle, are there any in Malt Whisky? if not, Bourbon will suffice.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Sara, I’m not entirely sure that what CJ is having is legal in most states… But hey, you can give it a shot!

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          zodiac permalink

          EclecticBlue, you get multiple doors from me for the Brian Reagan reference.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          Astrognash permalink

          I’m honestly surprised no one’s crossed the line yet.

          **takes popsicle, licks and sucks on it slowly.**

          There, that’s better.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          Windrose permalink

          *looks at all the little sticks in the trash, and colorful puddles on the tables* Any cherry popsicles left?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2

          Sigh. Another day of tasty treats that I missed out on. πŸ™
          *swipes finger though the melty puddle on the table while no one is looking*
          Ew, essence of angry badger!

          *ps: SQUEEEEEEE!!! ANOTHER CUUUUUUTE PUPPEH! HamCan’s robbing banks again!

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2
      LimeLolly permalink

      I anagrammed the old-fashioned way and I got:

      Enigma meant beets. (Whatever that means)

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 September 2
        TacoMagic permalink

        What is considered “the old fashioned way”?

        My (sloppy) method is to write the starter phrase on a piece of paper and just cross off letters as I use them.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          LimeLolly permalink

          Paper and pencil = old fashioned.
          Anagram generator = modern method

          Though I did cross my eyes and stick out my tongue.. so maybe that helped.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          There are Anagram Generators?!

          *Throws his pencil and paper into the trash*

          Easy anagraming here I come!

          *Runs to google*

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        Obviously, it means beets.

        Adores: 3
  13. 2010 September 2
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    Dear Sir or Maam,

    I am very interested in selling you my website. Perhaps you have heard of it. It is called amazon.com. I have been running it by myself for a while now and need a break. Please send me $20000 via Paypal and I will send you the keys to the Internet. (I assume you don’t have your own Internet Keys. If you do, please forgive my stupidity. I’m not fired already am I? Laugh out loud….)

    Best, Bianchi

    Adores: 15
  14. 2010 September 2
    LimeLolly permalink

    What a unique way of asking for someone’s profits.

    Similar to a bad marriage that ends in alimony. Let’s enter into a contract, I’ll do no work, and you still pay me for not working. Plus, I get to move on to other websites and do the same. But you, you’re stuck here until I kick you out!

    Sparky is such a golddigger.

    Adores: 10
  15. 2010 September 2

    Follow the yellow prick toad

    We’re off to buy a website, The wonderful website of ish.
    You’ll find the admin is a whiz of a web! If ever a whiz! there was.
    If ever oh ever a whiz! there was the admin of ish is one because,
    Because, because, because, because, because.
    Because of the nothing that he does.
    We’re off to buy a website. The wonderful website of ish

    Adores: 18
    • 2010 September 2
      J-Dog permalink

      A brazilian adores and a flock of flying monkeys to you Hammy for what will no doubt be my ear worm for the day.

      Adores: 2
  16. 2010 September 2
    PeterPuckham permalink

    I would like to sell this Comment space.

    $300-$600

    or best offer.

    Adores: 8
    • 2010 September 2

      I will only buy minty comment space, yours is used.

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 September 2
      Not My Name permalink

      I’ll give you….HamCan.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 September 2

        You can’t give me!

        You can take me though…
        *winks*

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Mr. Winkey, the Six Dollar Shirts Hobo permalink

          **winks at HamCan**

          I’ll take you.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          I’m not that kind of Can.

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 September 2
      sarajean80 permalink

      I will give you a firm obo.

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 September 2
      EclecticBlue permalink

      I have some vintage crisco and empty lipstick cases, do you remember what the exchange rate is through tamales to OBOs?

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 September 2

        EB…let me consult increasingly-cranky-due-to-sharing-domain-with-three-year-old-hellion-boy catulator…

        Chases catulator from under bed, corners him in utility room, deftly avoids swipe, placates with catnip-flavored treats….

        Let’s see…it says the exchange rate of tamales to OBOs is…

        ….one green prom dress for every bag of chips, or three six-sided octagon tables for every 27 fider warches…

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Hmm, that’s a little too rich for my blood… Ah well, I guess I will just have to find my own comment space.

          Adores: 3
  17. 2010 September 2
    EclecticBlue permalink

    I’m so into you, but I’m way too smart for you. Even my henchmen think I’m crazy–I’m not surprised that you agree. If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid of me, you’d see the voices in my head say that I shouldn’t kill you yet… I shouldn’t kill you yet…. I shouldn’t kill you yet….

    [/random earworm]

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 September 2
      EclecticBlue permalink

      I think I’m still a bit with the “but THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW” stage. Let’s check with THE CALITACOBRATOR

      Grounded————–Crazy

      πŸ™‚ β€”β€”-:(β€”β€”-;(β€”*β€”-Taco

      Yeah, I’m nearing Taco… time for caffeine!

      (Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?)

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 September 2
        TacoMagic permalink

        Yeah, I had to start drinking some coffee around noon. I was making the interns concerned for my mental state*.

        *Nebraska

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          I got in to work, realized that I was half an hour late for a meeting… Then we went straight from the meeting to a birthday celebration, and by the time I got to my desk for the first time, I was about 2 hours late for my 160 mg of caffeine. But now I feel better πŸ˜€

          Adores: 2
  18. 2010 September 2
    TacoMagic permalink

    Signs of coffee addiction:

    1) You have, at some point, had 2 or more full coffee mugs on your desk in order to save yourself extra trips to the coffee pot. (Check, my record is 3, then I bought myself a giant mug)

    2) You have more than 2 devices capable of brewing coffee. (Check, I’ve got 4; 8 if you count both work and home)

    3) Your set of white plastic chopsticks are all stained coffee brown in the 4 inch area that fits into the coffee mug. (All 12 sets, check)

    4) There is a coffee mug ring on your desk that cannot be removed, even with industrial strength stain remover. (Check)

    5) You have eaten raw coffee or instant coffee without it being a dare or a bet. (Double check, and more than once)

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 September 2

      I solved the coffee mug problem by placing the coffee maker on my desk.

      My desk is laid out like this…

      Coffemaker–20″ monitor–24″ monitor–20″ monitor–IP phone.
      monitor stand
      Box of paper towels laptop Starbucks thermal coffee mug.
      keyboard–mouse
      Me*Hi, waves*

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        TacoMagic permalink

        My desk:

        Mug with pens in it, Mug, Mug, Mug, Kleenex sitting on top of a UPS, 24″ monitor, French press, Zohar, Computer, paper towels, damaged x-ray tube that I think is neat.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2

          I read that as “Mug with penis in it”

          *Drinks more coffee*

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          Freud would have a field day with that.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          My bad, it should have been Zahor, not the Zohar.

          Granted I would really love to construct a lego Zohar for my desk.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2

          Freudian Slip (noun)

          A Freudian Slip is when you intend to say one thing but instead say your mother.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 September 2
          LimeLolly permalink

          Heck, I’m having a field day with that!

          I’ve missed being in the gutter.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          My desk is kinda crowded, let’s see if I can get a good summary, right to left: Medical reference books, bowl with change, two monitors (19″ and 27″ish) with 10 sticky notes between them (and a Monster sticker), USB can cooler with a T Rex on top, IP phone, plastic bins with office supplies, spoons, Uno cards, various company-emblazoned desk toys. On my cube walls are a regex cheat sheet, vi/vim cheat sheet, and vimperator cheat sheet, and a storage bin thing stuffed with food and snacks. I also have a flat of water bottles under my desk… the COO jokes that if we get snowed in, he’s going to come hang out with me :-p

          (Wow, my desk really gives away a lot about me… :-))

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          What do you think it says about me that I have a mug with a penis in it?

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          mudslicker permalink

          Ummmm….that you’re tidy? Thorough? All-inclusive? Don’t like sugar? You like your testosterone steeped?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2

          That you forgot your pants?

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 September 2

          *looks around desk at home*

          *visualizes desk at work*

          Hmmm. No paper towels. Is this a guy thing?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2

          Let’s see….IN/OUT basket, file sorter, document holder, kleenex box, monitor, clock, TWO pen..yes, pen holders, paperweight, paper clip dispenser, hand sanitizer in one of those cool holders with hands, large diet coke, post-it note dispenser, name plate, business card holder, and a rock…just because.

          I have a big desk, but I don’t like to flaunt it…

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2

          Hmmm. No paper towels. Is this a guy thing?

          Yes, we have them so the girls can borrow them as they seem to never have them on their desks…Same reason we have jackets hanging on our chairs.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Ok, this intra-meme has caused two things.

          First, I had to get up and start some coffee even if it is 1530 (and it just started to rain–catulator woke up and pointed this out to me–something about the sound of the rain on the roof and coffee).

          Second, I’m contemplating a facebook photo album of desktop photos.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2

          I have a cafetiere mug for making special filter coffee in a handy mug-sized portion. They’re quite the thing in our office. No-one functions properly without them – something to do with planning departments, I think. Other desk rubbish includes a Disney Cinderella pen that lights up, and a bean bag rat. In amongst the piles of paperwork, of course.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Capn- As in, a collection of all of our desks? That would be pretty neat–let me know and I can get some of my desk to you :-p

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          Astrognash permalink

          Let’s see mine… Pencil sharpener, sheet music, Civ4 manual, speaker, Monitor, Speaker, Civ4 Box, Calculator, Video Games, Model of the Ocracoke Lighthouse, Music CDs, the Sims 2 Case, hole puncher, clutter, and ants sprinkles generously thorughout.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2

          *nods*

          Come to think of it, HC, you are correct. I’m always borrowing “just a smidge” of something Mr. Eyebrow has, and his jackets are always handier (and warmer) when I’m cold. Wise men are always prepared.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 3
          Moira permalink

          No damn way that I could list everything on my desk. I shall have to take a picture for ya’ll.

          However, AMONG the things on my desk are six sets of magnetic BBs, the plastics from two laptop lids (JUST the plastics – the LCDs in them were used to repair other laptops), several screwdrivers of varying sizes, a pirate snoopy, six grinning feather-top pens, three disassembled Blackberry phones, two monitors, two laptops, (four desktops UNDER the desk), three hard drives, and assorted keyboards and mice.

          I REALLY need to put some of that away and recycle some of the other stuff.

          Oh, no coffee mugs except for the one that I keep printer rollers in.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 3
          CapnMac permalink

          Ok, this desk is mostly covered in paper. The cpu thower, then the monitor on its arm (legacy of CRT); then the cubby full of references and CDs. Mostly a mess of scribbled notes that are all half-vitally important.

          Did post an album of my various desks (such as I have) on facebook–which several of you will see as newsfeed in the morning.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2
      sarajean80 permalink

      Let’s see…

      1) Yup. At one point I even had a custom-made hand thrown mug that held a little over a quart of coffee. One of my cats broke it though.

      2)Yup. Four total if you cound the French Press and mini French Press.

      3)Nope. I don’t have any white plastic chopsticks, but there are a number of orphaned spoons laying about with rock-hard coffee residue in the bowls.

      4)Nope. I’ve got a glass topped desk, much easier to remove coffee stains.

      5)Yup, but it was in high school.

      That gives me three out of five.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        TacoMagic permalink

        I’ll give you honorary on number 3, as it’s kinda specialized.

        But know that you can buy 12 pairs of sturdy, white, plastic chopsticks for like $3 at an Asian food mart. They make excellent stir sticks and are easier to clean than a spoon.

        (Since I eat Chinese or Thai carry out at least twice a week, my chopsticks actually do get used as chopsticks, they’re just really handy when I want to stir my coffee)

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          I have several sets of nice ones that I picked up in Chinatown on my last trip to San Fransisco to visit the relatives, I wouldn’t use them to stir coffee. The disposable ones I get with Chinese food are usually pressed into service as paint stirrers and other purposes that would make them unsuitable for anything food related.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          If they are so easy to clean, then why are yours stained with coffee?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Because clean is a relative term when you leave the chopstick sitting in the coffee for an hour.

          You can still clean it, but it’s no less stained after sitting in the hot tub for so long.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 3
          Bombdude permalink

          And then you have Pad Kraw Paw coffee… YUM!

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2
      LimeLolly permalink

      Here I sit all brokenhearted,

      … without coffee.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 September 2

        But you have Popsicles, we can work out a trade!

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          LimeLolly permalink

          Feels like a trap… I only have green ones left, how much coffee can I get?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          KittyShark permalink

          Trap?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Ooh, coffee popsicle (Kahluha even more betta [g])

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Dear Gods; what have you created Capn, WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Dunno, as I clearly failed to secure the IP rights first, it is not likely to enrich me [sad]

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 September 2
      mudslicker permalink

      6. You write about it constantly in random blogs on the internet. (+elebenty!++ Checks)

      7. Your two cars’ license tags are JAVA-1 and JAVA-2 (Check)

      8. Tron knows whether daddy likes one lump or two as he gets him a refill (Oh yes, he may not be potty trained, but he IS trained). (Checkmate)

      What are papper towels? Do we want to know?

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 September 2
        TacoMagic permalink

        I caught “papper towels” and fixed it, hah.

        6. Guilty as charged.

        7. Nope, I HATE custom license plates with a passion. If I ever become king of the world/universe, those are one of the first things that get banned forever.

        8. Not yet; but yes, eventually. He’s already fascinated by the espresso maker because of all the fun noises it makes.

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          mudslicker permalink

          Bet you got a bumper sticker that says, My other car is a Krups.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          What you guys need is a liscense plate that says STRBUX.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Bleh.

          How about SETLBST, DUCHBRO, or DUNNBRO?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          Well, it doesn’t really matter to me, seeing as I don’t drink (or eat) coffee anyways.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Well good then!

          *Uses infinite cosmic powers to abolish custom plates*

          Yay!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          While you are using your “infinite cosmic powers,” can you make Pokemon real? I mean come on, that’d be kinda cool…am I freaking anyone out by that request?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          mudslicker permalink

          I think most people mainline it around here.

          And when they’re out of coffee, apparently they can lick their computer screens because everyone’s constantly talking about how they need to wipe everything down while reading this blog.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          NMN: I’ve wanted a pet Eevee ever since I was 15, so no, it doesn’t weird me out. Actually since the Umbreon was added, I’ve wanted one of those more.

          This will be as close as I’ll ever get to having one though.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          I would literally kill for a real live, breathing Mew. Kill, I say. KILL!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          KittyShark permalink

          Kill?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          EclecticBlue permalink

          Most vanity plates are pretty dumb… I have come across a few funny ones, and I’ve actually come up with the license plate that I want if/when I get a newish car. If I was Supreme Ruler of the Universe (and had the infinite brainpower to go along with it), then I would have to approve all license plates before they were made. If I didn’t approve, they would be stuck with some description of their request… e.g. DOUCHE, PERV, IDJIT πŸ™‚

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          I think most people mainline it around here

          I spent the last half hour reading that word as “Manline” and wondering what the heck a “manline” was… Ok, well I do know what a manline is, but I’ve never seen it used as a verb.

          The sentence: “I can use my manline as a verb!” is a different kind of dirty.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Now, see, I think vanity plates serve a distinct and useful service.

          How better that the Sparkies not only self-identify, but pay for the privilege, too?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          Not My Name permalink

          My liscense plate would be AWESME. If I had a car, which I do not…..

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2

          Manline=”I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?”

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 September 2
          SteampunkGoogler permalink

          Hammy – I’ll have to give that manline a try.

          “Hey baby, wanna share a Happy Meal” doesn’t seem to do it for The Ladies anymore.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          Jen permalink

          @ Taco and NMN – if you want a Real Live Pokemon, try these cute little critters. Wantwantwant…

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          Indeed. The fennec is one of nature’s most adorable creatures. Along with the arctic fox and the red panda.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2

      All but #3, -I drink it black.
      # elebenty. Of the four coffee makers you have, two are going at once*
      *and you’re the only coffee drinker. -check.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 September 2

        Well, I live in Hell Texas so coffee is not something one can drink when the temps hit 90 in the summer…and that’s along about 05:00. So, I have gotten used to just a cup or two in the morning and that’s it for the day. After that I switch to ice cold Diet Coke.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 September 2
          TacoMagic permalink

          1 cup ice
          Sugar to taste
          2 shots espresso
          1/2 cup milk
          1-2 scoop(s) chocolate marshmallow ice cream

          Blend.

          Yay!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 September 2
          sarajean80 permalink

          I drink it cold in the summer, mixed 1 part chocolate milk to 2 parts coffee.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 September 2

      Check, check, check, check and check. My mother always told me coffee would stunt my growth. Good thing I started on the stuff in 5th grade, otherwise I might be 10 feet tall.

      Adores: 3
  19. 2010 September 2
    EclecticBlue permalink

    Real life story time! Every day driving home from work, I pass a bus stop with an ad on it that has a picture of Mr. Roger, and says “Will you be my neighbor?” I dissolve into a fit of giggles every time, because now I always imagine it saying “Will you bee my neighbor?” and Taco with the bee bee gun. I’m having a hard time not giggling now, just typing up the tale. πŸ™‚

    Adores: 2
  20. 2010 September 2

    ***Please Help***
    I am looking for a profit-minded individual to purchase my websites.
    No knowledge of websites or coding is necessary, but you must be skilled in ect.

    step 1. You purchase website, I run it.
    step 2. ??ect??
    step 3. PROFIT!!!

    I’ll be an independent contractor and can quit as soon as you do something stupid like forget to monitor PayPal, forget to monitor ect for unusual activity, etc.
    We each get a percentage of Da Minty Shells.
    Check out my latest endeavor: ERROR:NOT FOUND
    call[xxx-xxxx] if interested*

    *but not too early ’cause mom sleeps in.

    Adores: 5
  21. 2010 September 2
    Astrognash permalink

    The virtual band roster so far…

    ~The Ish Not.A.Lion. Regiment~
    Hailing from Ish, Guatsusnake County, Kclhm

    ~Drum Major~

    TamaleIllusion*

    ~Hornline~

    EclecticBlue – Trumpet 1
    Camille – Trumpet 2

    Grampdaddy – Mellophone 1
    Dan – Mellophone 2
    MandaB – Mellophone 3

    Moira – Baritone 1
    Drmk – Baritone 2
    Astrognash – Baritone 3

    SpaceBug – Contrabass 1

    ~Drumline~

    SilvaNoir – First Bass
    Sarajean80 – Second Bass
    NotMyName – Third Bass
    Christina – Quint Drum 1
    Windrose – Quint Drum 2
    Bridgete – Snare Drum 1
    Lou Stool – Snare Drum 2

    ~Color Guard~

    Lola – Flag 1
    Kelli – Flag 2
    ArchedEyebrows – Flag 3
    HamCan – Flag 4

    ~Staff~

    Director- Kitty Shark
    Drill Instructor- Depressey
    Brassline Instructor- Al Sharpton
    Drumline/Pit Instructor- Bacontini
    Color Guard Instructor- Mr. Winkey

    *Unless someone else wants to be DM.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2
      Astrognash permalink

      Registration for the Ish Not.A.Lion. Regiment closes after today, by the way.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 September 2
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        I play electric bass. Kinda hard to pull that off in a marching band. I did play trumpet in marching band in junior high, but moved to bass on the advice of the band teacher.* Years later I thanked him for that advice. I would have given up music long ago if I had kept (trying to play) playing trumpet.

        Put me where ever I can do the least damage. I’m here to serve.

        *This is, in fact, true.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Hey, y’know

          “Clyde played electric bass/He played with finesse and grace”

          and since he sits on the porch with no shoes, you have an excuse to not take the field [G}

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 3

          We had a bass player in our marching band in high school. There was someone whose job it was to push the battery-powered amp around behind him.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 September 2
      Jen permalink

      I never knew there were so many instruments I’d never heard of! Also, I am glad we don’t have marching bands in school in NZ, as I am free to make up my own definitions for these words.

      I think mellophone sounds like a delicious treat and can’t see “brassline instructor” as anything other than “bras line instructor” and am now happily imagining someone crankily trying to make all their bras stay in line on the drying rack. πŸ™‚

      P.S shouldn’t the colourguard instructor be Al Sharpton?

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 September 2
        Astrognash permalink

        http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7381731095

        That’s the most accurate Band Dictionary compared to what I know that I could find.

        By the way, would you like to be Drum Major? About all it involves is flapping your arms about to the beat of a metronome known as “Dr. Beat” which sounds like Thor hitting Mjolnir against a 5′ thick slab of solid steel while inside your eardrum.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2
          Jen permalink

          Oooh, as much fun as that sounds, I’m really _really_ gammy and would probably find a way to put someone’s eye out.

          I’d be much safer and more effective in my usual role of Embarrassingly Excited Audience Member, yelling and shrieking and pointing and saying “I KNOW THEM” and spilling my drink and such. I have several pages of references for this position, should you require them.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, I just happen to know the complet Manual of Arms for DM Baton, among others*.
          But, given that I’m unlikely to not 6-to-5, I’d likely be unsuitable for this ensemble.

          _______________________
          *DM Baton; swagger stick; pistol; rifle; carbine; guidon & colors. This would include Mounted and Dismounted. I also know drill for triangular and square formations. Been a contract instructor, consultant, and tutor for these.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, I’d offer, as I know the complete Manual of Arms for DM Baton*
          But, since I know I cannot not 6-to-5, it would not help so very much.

          ____________________________
          *By training, habit, research, I’ve learned a number of things, the the Manual of Arms for several objects, and in Mounted and Dismounted drill–like Baton, Swagger stick, Guidon, Colors, Sword & Saber, pistol, rifle, and carbine. Even earned some coin as a consultant and tutor at such. Even know drill for both Triangular and Square formations from Squad to Battalion.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2
      Not My Name permalink

      Sweet, I got (to) 3rd bass.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        Is that even closs to smudging the line? Is anyone there? HELLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 September 2
          Addicted Reader permalink

          I’m here, on my way to bed. Didn’t have much snark to contribute today, but certainly enjoyed everyone else’s.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 September 2
        Not My Name permalink

        Meh. I could annihilate the line with one single, simple word….but I won’t. Mostly because I’m tired, but also partly because Astro is probably still here. So, to wrap up this rant, see you guys tomorrow.

        Adores: 0
  22. 2010 September 2

    *tacks up notice on YSaC wall*

    ATTENTION, PLEASE.

    Line annihilation postponed.
    NotMyName has retired for the evening.
    He will return at his regularly
    scheduled time of 0600 hours Friday.

    As you were.

    Adores: 3

    • 2010 September 2

      But, but..I JUST GOT HERE! WAHHHHH!
      Seriously, work has been too busy for me to join in, even on my breaks. I’m so glad the weekend is almost here and I can annoy entertain everyone with my obnoxious charming wit. πŸ˜€

      Adores: 1
  23. 2010 September 2

    christina, only NMN retired. My guess is that there are still a few of us around with some snarky bits to offer.

    Edit: Looks like AR did too.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 September 2
      Windrose permalink

      I’m about to punch and go. Sorry, work has been so unbearable lately, I seriously think I’ll retire and go work at McDonalds.

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  24. 2010 September 2
    Windrose permalink

    Mindfield! You must want your free internets really badly! Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Multiverse!

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  25. 2010 September 2
    Windrose permalink

    I must be more tired than I thought. I tried putting some of the round-ups in the forums, but got them out of order. Dang it. Will try again over the wwwweeeeeekend.

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