YSaC, Vol. 778: Bear is investing! How can this be?
Beautiful Crystal Vases / Floral – $49
Classic crystal vases (pair) with designer floral. $50.00 for the pairMoving soon // Mr. Bear says SELL
Please call ###-###-####
“Hello, I’m Mr. Bear, and I’m here to provide you with solid investment advice. You may think I’m just a cuddly plush toy, but… BUY! BUY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MURRAY? HOLY CRAP I’M LOSING MY SHIRT HERE, BUY!”
“Ahem. As I was saying, a prudent financial strategy is always wise in today’s uncertain economic climate, and when you trust me with your retirement planning, you can rest assured that…. SELL! SELL! SELL!!! MURRAY, GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR! SELL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SELL!! ”
“Where was I? Oh Yes. A proper mix of equities, bonds, and money market funds, properly adjusted as you near retirement is essential to properly… WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES!!! WAFFLES! WAAAAFFLES!”
Thanks for the link, Ket!