YSaC, Vol. 827: And this person votes, ladies and gentlemen.
This one’s behind a cut because it has it all — misspellings! rampant homophobia and racism! a solid wall of text! utterly unrelated pictures! swear words! mentions of sex acts! inappropriate pluralizations using the letter z!
And, for good measure, the word predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence. No, really.
Through Era’z ‘n Eon’z Of Change In Contact: Kid’z Be Sluts (Maria’z Purposeful Nips ‘N Things)
In the day, it was pulp, Puerto Rican rum soaked jack-off rags. They were internerant were they not, with no responsibility. No “citizenship” wrecking arount theys should to remind them that” “On the boat. Nut to butt, spit out the tobacco, and, girls, such his freaking dick off now, Dick Off Now, DICK OFF NOW, DICK OFF NOW! because the boat’z leaving, the train’z leaving, the bus’z leaving. Get the job done – DONE! girls. But all of what you know – KNOW! now, as knowledge, is going on-screen, is it not, onto the “downloaded” screen, and motherfucker if you can pro~nounce the word: Download, to your priest without cracking a smile or hitting the side of your retarded duaghter’s face-off so she can stop laughting at your white ass, than of course the best to you. If you can say ‘download’ to anyone – ANY ONE! without the fear of them knowing your face in ecstacy, than your a homo-sexual. Homo-sexuality is a deviancy is it not, a lonely sin. The males of homo-sexuality are miserable, are they not. If of you never exploded into a pussy of a woman you are a feak. Nobody. Excect, of course you. You turn to the light, for truth and guidance. You don’t find it. To the darkness and of course, suprise for there is only darkness. It is sad and too sad, of course. We, of thee, our Lord, Gwad, do not judge, but pity – But Pity, BUT PITY, BUT PITY! You’ll go to hell but there is no waste. A man homo-sexual is merely twisted like a garden hose ‘r a rope, ‘r a thumbellina, ‘r a gas nozzle, ‘r a bus-line’, ‘r a bank account of a crack whore, and of course the chorrus rings out: “Look at the company you of in. You can prostate yourself, but you still must, for foregiveness suck very dick that comes up into your face.” Change thy’s mind. Your children will not be stupid and the myth can continue, this myth of course is human growth and the predegogginnaniessienniueccieessence of sustainable growth. There’s lots of bars.
I just have one thing to say to you all.