$595 / 1br – Studio for rent – Avail Now
This studio apartment is available starting immediately until the end of July 2011.
Rent: $595/mo.
Utilities: Tenant pays ONLY for electricity. Hot water and heat is electric.
Parking: FREE. Off-street.
Laundry: Coin-op units in the building
Dishwasher: Yes.[Location]
Walking distance to Giant Eagle and Whole Foods and various bus lines.
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I see a comment about the Lionel Richie cheese head making an apppearance today.
And you were right — before I even saw your post.
Lionel Cheesie.
“Cheesing on the ceiling …”
My brother in law needs to meet his person. He’s been fighting gravity for years now. These people seemed to have discovered the secret he’s been looking for.
Your brother-in-law was on America’s Got Talent?
Must be in Australia (Land Down Under – Oh, never mind)……..
Oh, what a feeling!
When we’re living on the ceiling
You know I could probably adapt to this sort of living as long as the floor wasn’t all pointy stucco. Just relocate a few major appliances and bits of furniture, put a few new basins to catch rising water from taps, and have an absolutely spectacular view out over the clouds below.
My only concern is falling to the floor as soon as I leave the apartment.
Whoa, head rush !
Do you know how hard it is to turn upside down to read this post?? I’m not going into detail of the weird contortions I had to do, since my doctor could be reading this.
I could read it without turning my head.
::brags and struts around the Snark Lounge::
I could too but it made my eyes go all twitchy.
I can read text that is upside down, I can read mirror writing. I can write upside down text. I can mirror write.
!t’nac uoy oN
!nac I seY
!eno ylno eht ton s’illeK
It was far easier for me to read the upside-down/backwards text than look at the pictures. I have had on/off headaches for the past couple of weeks, and for some reason, the pictures made my eyes go all floopy (I believe that is the technical term) but the words did not. Interesting.
…retteb od nac I od nac uoy gnihtynA
…uoy naht retteb gnihtyna od nac I
I felt like that too, Lola. And I do believe floopy is the technical term.
I’ve been able to read upside down since I was a kid, by the way.
Upside down, backwards, write backwards, write upside down and backwards (harder, but definitely possible). I learned how to read upside-down papers on teachers’ desks and then later read upside-down papers on supervisors’ desks. It can be a useful skill …
I worked a Linotype machine in my youth, print-reversed used to be a forte of mine.
Yes, backward typesetting is a skill that was probably underrated and taken for granted by most newspaper readers … one for which there isn’t much call these days (sadly, in my thinking), though there are places doing bespoke work on a very small basis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’re all a bunch of talented super-geniuses, we get that.
Seeing as I’m not as smart as all of you, I simply turned the phone upside down, looked at the photos, read the comment and flipped the phone back over. No headache here. 😉
Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have thought of that christina. Though I
usuallyalways (since I lost my iPod Touch) read this on a computer screen, that wouldn’t be so easy.Portable technology allows me to snark all I want without HR having access to my archives.
I could read it upside down & backwards, but if there’s a problem there, most windows computers have screen rotation abilities now as well, so you could do it too with a few mouse clicks, AR…
1. I could read it just fine.
2. I have a Mac.
3. My Mac is a laptop, so in theory it wouldn’t be so hard to turn the screen upside down if I needed to.
4. I was trying to compliment christina’s problem solving skills.
5. : P
(6. I seem to be in an odd mood today. I’ll blame the expired cold meds.)
Sorry, I was just trying to help & snark at the same time…
hangs head
Aww, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad. I was just trying to clarify any possible misunderstanding. And did I mention the expired cold meds? (Speaking of which, I think it’s time for another dose.)
Aww, and here I was gonna give you both noogies and wedgies, but I can’t pick on AR after she complimented me and got hopped up on expired meds. Looks like you’ll have to bear the brunt of my school yard bullying, Bombdude.
I like my way better.
1) Get small step stool
2) Step up facing 180 degrees away from computer screen
3) Bend over
4) Read post and comments
5) Stand back up
6) Whoa– head rush!
One woman or another, it’s all the same bullying to me…
:sighs:
Hey, not sure “bright” = sitting next to a machine casting lead-alloy type one character into slugs of body text.
But, it will give a person an appreciation for a single plate of text, and all those “indent styles” for graphics, drop-caps, and the like, that phototypesetting just doesn’t anymore (even if the terms are still out there, and no one knows why).
christina, behave! Especially if Bomb has a reel of bright yellow (or a fluorescent magenta) “cord” and a funny-looking dark green gizmo . . . he might want to “play” and this can be either traumaic or addictive afterwards (that evil, grinning, glint in the eye is very easy to “catch”, too).
Not to brag or anything, but I can do all of that with either hand and I can pick things up with my toes and I can balance stuff on my head. All this talent in one small package folks 🙂
christina, behave!
Why do people always tell me to behave, as if I’m some little kind who likes to cause trouble?
*Steals all the vowels from Capn’s printing press*
There’s no pool? No tennis courts? No weight room? Probably no elevator, either. The birds would like it, though.
Wouldn’t an upside-down pool just be … rain?
lood
That too. : P
Hammy’s got ‘ludes! On second thought, you’re probably safer with expired meds.
When I saw “lood,” and coupled it with Hammy, is it normal that I thought “lewd”?
How did you get it to couple with Hammy? Was Tom Jones and Night Train involved? Do I really want to know?
No, you do not want to know.
To quote Bianchi Sound, “It wasn’t that hard on…”
Huh, I always thought you were a guy, Hammy. But since it wasn’t, I guess I’ve been wrong for awhile.
All of the latest version HamCan 5000s come equiped with lewd couplings. For an additional $69 you can get a bigger hard drive or massive link add-on.
But does it come with virus-protection?
*snort*
Now you have me wondering if a Jacuzzi-type jetted pool could be strong enough to keep the water going around and around and not fall down due to centrifigual [sp?] force. I suspect that if it could, it would be less useful as a pool and more like a dishwasher or clothes washing machine …
Centripetal force lyberry girl 😉
Thanks, Hams. I was thinking “centrifuge” and trying to do actual work at the same time. Won’t let it happen again.
Centrifugal force is a lie!
::cough:: As you were.
Well, blame Kelli she made me do it!… 😀
Wait a minute! How is this my fault?
Kelli, don’t you have kids? You should have accepted by now that you’re a mother, therefore everything’s your fault.
¡ǝsnɐɔǝq
AddictedReader — yes it is Kelli’s fault. Check out Page 12, paragraph 14 in “Mothering for Dummies”. On page 26 at the bottom of the page, it says that mom’s have to be able to figure out exactly what that picture is that your child drew and be able to read everything your child writes regardless of spelling, punctuation, letter formation, orientation, abbreviations, etc. (That sounds a lot like reading the CL ad requirements).
Artsy, you have an unnecessary apostrophe, but otherwise you are correct about that page of the handbook.
AR, it’s only my fault when my kids are involved.
Hammy, go to Artsy’s room. I’d send you to mine, but after the mess you left on the rug last time, you’re not allowed there.
If the pool is the rain, then the weight room is thunder!
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Oh, wait, that’s just the free weights…
*Thud*
wendybear’s not been about for a while. Hi, wendy. Would you like an ice pack for that bump?
Windrose, your avatar is perfect for this post, except it should be looking UP rather than down.
Camille, that’s as good as it’s going to get today. 8) I refuse to get involved in all this Repeal Gravity nonsense. It took years to get gravity passed, and then it was hard to inforce. Now those no-good Gen Hex kids want to do away with it again. Harrumph. I’ll never be able to keep them off my lawn if that happens.
If there’s no gravity, wouldn’t that keep them off your lawn?
Windy, is this a typo or a pun?
Kelli, yes.
Upside down or not, a pool in Pittsburgh would probably be as useful as heated sidewalks in Texas.
We have heated sidewalks in Tucson…oh you mean artifically heated, don’t you. Carry on.
Kelli, you are a genius. When we sell the house I am totally going to list “naturally heated patio and sidewalks” as a feature.
Christina, there is a local landlord who lists a washer and dryer among the amenities of the house he’s trying to rent on CraigsList. It has a washer and a solar dryer – a clothesline.
I feel sorry for the person who lives above-below (belove?) him, especially if he’s a bed wetter.
On the brighter side you can’t stain the carpets very easily…
punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ
ʇno ǝpısuı
ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʞɹɐds
uʍop ǝpısdn
punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ
ʇno ǝpısuı
ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʞɹɐds
uʍop ǝpısdn
oʍʇ ɹo ssǝɯ ɐ ǝʞɐɯ ʇı ɥsnlɟ ı uǝɥʍ
ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹɐʍɐ ɯ,ı
ǝǝɥʇ oʇ ʎɐs ı ʎlızzıp
noʎ ɥʇıʍ ’uıuɹoɯ ǝɥʇ uı ɥsnɹ pɐǝɥ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı
pǝǝu ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔɐld ǝɥʇ
ǝɯ oʇ ǝʌıƃ noʎ ǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ
punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ
ʇno ǝpısuı
ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʞɹɐds
uʍop ǝpısdn
punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ
ʇno ǝpısuı
ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʞɹɐds
uʍop ǝpısdn
ǝɯ ,uıuɹnʇ ǝɹ,noʎ punoɹ puɐ punoɹ
ǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ ʇuǝɹ ǝɯ ,uıʌıƃ ǝɹ,noʎ
ǝɯ ,uıuɹnʇ ǝɹ,noʎ
uʍop ǝpısdn pıɐs ı
Geez, that was hard to read, but worth the effort. Many inverted adores for you!
I must not have the correct font package to read this 🙁 – all I see is a bunch of little rectangles broken by the occasional n,o,p, and d.
Just wondering SJ, what browser are you using? It works for me using Firefox 3.6.12 and IE8 (with Windows XP).
You have to enable Unicode support for Windows XP. Wiki’s got you covered.
(edited by request)
Okay, since the first link worked could a kind mod please remove that ugly size 12 link in a size 9 shoe there at the bottom? Kthxbai.
Are you supposed to read from top to bottom or bottom to top?
Yes
I mean
sǝʎ
Dan and Hammy…How the hell* are you doing that?!
*It’s is completely necessary to me.
Well, I fired the attitude adjustment rockets on the cave of wonders and rotated it 180 deg. then I type my message.
˙uoıʇdnsuoɔ ǝlnɟ ǝɥʇ ǝɔıʇou llıʍ ssoq ǝɥʇ ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ʇı ƃuıop dǝǝʞ ʇ,uɐɔ ı
Ooops, overshot there a bit.
So you use fule instead fuel? Is it cheaper? Radioactive? A distant cousin of flubber?
Looks like your spellcheck didn’t make the flip with you there.
d-:ppppppɥʇ
But not everything in that sentence was necessary.
No one gave me a straight answer. I really want to know!
I don’t know how they’re doing it, I’m just here to point out spelling and grammar errors.
Actually, I’ve figured it out, but I’m going to let you stew. You should at least be able to figure out how Dan did it. Go back to the post and click around a bit.
NMN, Since I could read what Dan wrote, I assume used a picture file, I have no idea what Hammy used, probably some online encoder, because all I see is a handful of letters that would be other letters upside down and commas.
˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ƃɐq ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʇɐɔ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇʇǝl ɹoɟ ‘ʎɯɯɐɥ ‘ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ ʎɹƃuɐ ǝq ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝld
Flip
Err I posted the other comment before I saw this…soooo…
˙ǝʇıs sıɥʇ ʞɹɐɯʞooq oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı
Your welcome NMN – and not even a door. I’ll remember this……..
On another note:
NMN, I approve of using Isaac Clarke as an avatar. Isaac Clarke is to engineering as Indiana Jones is to archeology.
That is to say, awesome.
Hey Taco! Do you happen to know anyone who uses the handle Tanz Sixfingers?
I wish I could claim it was me, but I (and de bacontini) were away all weekend visiting some friends.
Well, hmmm. It appears I was led astray by the T and the S and the fingers. The mystery deepens.
Those two letters are always leading people astray. I was almost lead into a life of debauchery by S and his friend M when I was a younger lass.
On the plus side: heat rises, so you’ll save on the electric bill because it will get nice and toasty up there!
I tell you what
What I have found
That I’m no fool
I’m just upside down
Ain’t got no cares
I ain’t got no rules
I think I like
Living upside down
Who knew that Paloma Faith would be applicable to anything one day?
Due to questionable lending and some of the wacky mortgage programs, I’ve heard about people being upside-down on their homes, but this is ridiculous. How far behind on your rent do you have to be to end up like this in your apartment?
Two months. What does rhetorical mean?
I don’t know, but I think it has something to do with long and boring speeches. So better to just answer the question and get it over with.
They obviously had to spend all their money on super gorilla glue and nails… it’s not surprising that other bills fell behind.
Have you guys seen the awesomest prank ever? Done by some of my college friends.
Awesome is an understatement AR! Do you hire out?
I had already graduated when they did that, but the contact info for one of the ringleaders is on the website. I’m sure they’d be willing to do it again for an appropriate fee.
OMG, yes, best prank ever! I’m jealous!
˙pǝpnlɔuı uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ (ʎlǝʞıl ʇsoɯ) plnoʍ ʞɹɐus ‘ʇsod lɐǝɹ ɐ uǝǝq pɐɥ ʇı ɟı ˙ʇsǝʇ ɐ ʎluo sı sıɥʇ ˙ʇsǝʇ ɐ sı sıɥʇ
Kelli – blah, blah, blah to you too
I’m afraid to ask, but I have to know. How do the toilets work this way? I seems like a tricky situation to me. If it was at NASA, I’d be more comfortable with it.
Now that I think of it what about the whole bathroom. I think that water follows that whole “gravity” idea.
Suction tubes
Poop floats, duh.
I had always detected some sort of rift in the fabric of spacetime somewhere between Shadyside and Oakland. It was a bitch when I was riding the bus through that area.
When I read The Mysteries of Pittsburgh it didn’t cover this.
But I’m sure there was a whole chapter on, why do they put french fries on salads and sandwiches? Still haven’t worked that one out.
One of my coworkers is visiting her sister there right now.* I’ll send her a note and see if I get a reply (other than ?????? “Why are you asking me???”).
*Totally true.
*looks at all the back-erds stuff going on in the Snark Lounge*
*wishes she didn’t have massive sinus headache*
*tries to decipher backwards postings*
*gives up, departs Snark Lounge and desperately wishes she could go home and crawl under the covers*
*passes meds and water*
::makes an extra mug of tea for CJ::
*passes ear plugs and honey (honey for the tea, not the ear plugs) — don’t have to listen to those noisy co-workers.
I hope you feel better CJ
Sorry to hear that, CJ, I’m sure the crazy weather fluctuations aren’t helping. 🙁
Crawl under your desk and hide until the day’s over, CJ. Hot tea works wonders, just pour a large steaming cup, sit down at your desk, and throw it at the first person who comes over to bother you.*
*This advice may be ever so slightly illegal.
It might be. Then again, it might not be.
I’ve got nothing, in any possible orientation.
I also now wish to emulate CJ, too.
But, arboring is requisite first (especially the free kind)
You gonna make like a tree?
You’re looking festive today, Bombdude.
It’s the darn Avvie I have been trying to get enabled for the past couple’a weeks. Don’t know what the issue was, but changing it in Gravatar finally started working again last night, so I’m leaving it…
More like a tree surgeon (and chiurgeon+barber, too)
Happiness is large brushpiles.
*rushes into the Snark lounge, eyes bleary and hair messed up*
Sorry I’m late folks. Uhh…. I’m sure there’s an upside to this ad.
…
Gotta go.
Whoa, whoa, where do you think you’re going? You can’t just run in, drop a pun like that and leave. I’m not cleaning that up!
Studio for rent (Previously rented by a dyslexic acrobat)
Do dyslexic acrobats jump for ɾoʎ?
They perform amazing fates of balance.
I discovered notalwaysright.com from reading the archives yeterday, and every single one I read lowers my faith in humanity just a little bit more. I also imagine that if I had to deal with people like that, I’d flip out.
I’m not a people-person.
NMN – may son has a t-shirt that says something to effect “you read my shirt, that’s enough social interaction for today”. Sounds like it would be good for you also.
Yeah, but really, nobody comes here for the ads themselves. We all come here to point and laugh at the ads and post copious amounts of snark about it. What the ads do to damage your faith in humanity, the comments will repair and put a nice glossy coat over, then maybe buy you a puppy.
Maybe.
If it’s a puppy with teeth like yours, Mf, I’m not sure that’s such a comforting prize.
Are you saying I don’t have a nice smile? Is that it? Let me tell you, bub, my vet tells me I have the most awesome smile he’s ever seen. Mind you that was right before he tried to kiss me on the lips, so he might not be entirely right in the head. But I’ll tell you what, I was second choice to play the title role in the movie Because of Winn-Dixie, so … there.
I didn’t say your smile’s not nice. It’s very . . . nice. I just would be afraid to turn my back on you when I see that smile.
I agree with AR. Definately don’t want to turn my back on that “I-know-where-you-live-and-how-to-get-into-your-house” smile.
The only thing that would make that dog more unnerving would be confirmation of an opposable thumb …
I was managing to avoid the nightmares before you said that Lola, thanks a lot.
Oh, well … good then. I was afraid I’d gone too far one way or the other over that pretty/creepy line that I like to straddle. But I’m gonna go floss now just to be sure. I think I still have some
onething stuck between molars.Sorry, AR! I thought of that because I am often glad that my cat does not have an opposable thumb … he’d get into even more trouble than he does now (I’m sure he thinks of it as “exploring” and “playing” rather than trouble), and possibly rule the world.
Keep that smile Mindfield:
I’ll hear your bark, I’ll see your smile,
Though blindly I may grope,
The memory of your helping paws
Will buoy me on with hope.
I’m so saddened:
(A customer looks at our new game Dante’s Inferno.)
Customer: “Is this, like about Dante from Devil May Cry?”
Me: “No, it’s based off the poems.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “It’s was originally a series of poems. The Divine Comedy.”
Customer: “So, it’s a book?”
Me: “No, it’s a game based off the poems from the Divine Comedy.”
Customer: “What? So it’s a game then? What the heck is a poem?”
Yeah, I just copied and pasted one of them.
Thanks, NMN. If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here in a fetal position.
I thought the giant eagle just sort of appeared here and there…Wait, there he is behind the mircowave!
It’s following me!!!
Random? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
Stupid? Definately.
I’d like to be
Where parking’s free
In an upside-down apartment
’till July
This is why I love you, Tank.
I wonder if this place is available until July, 2011 because the Sparkakator fell out of bed into the fan, and that’s when he’ll be getting out of the hospital.
It may perhaps be my fragile state of mind, but this made me laugh for a good two minutes straight, followed by another few minutes of intermittent giggles. I’m glad MrB isn’t home to ask me what’s wrong with me.
Fell out of bed into the fan…*snerk*
So, is all the anti-gravity stuff pictured included? Or do I have to anti-gravity my own belongings before moving in? Because I like my couch, but I’m not sure it is capable of defying gravity.
Just rub them on your hair and stick them up there.
Noni, can’t you be happy with today being in the Golden Lotus box? Do you have to go for the two in a row trophy???
[noni off topic] Noni is what my nephews called my mother. My brother’s daughter called her Nana. My daughters were different. The full name they gave her was, “Grandma Lady House Eat Food Weirdo.” There is a perfectly logical explanation for each part of that name, but it just looks, and sounds, odd when put all together. [/ot]
[also off topic] Noni is a fabulous nickname. I love it.
My nephews call me Ala, though at one point it was Lala. It’s deteriorated. My students call me Miss Cat. Which brings me back to nonsensicalcat. Which led to Noni. Therefore, this is the end of my rambling. [/ot]
Nonicat
By: Tomcat Jones
What snark Nonicat? Woah, Woah
What snark Nonicat? Woah, Woah
Nonicat, Nonicat
We’ve got some doors
And lots roof-floors
To suspend with you.
So go and polish your cute little Nonicat prose!
Nonicat, Nonicat
We love you
Yes, we do!
You and your Nonicat prose!
What snark Nonicat? Woah, Woah
What snark Nonicat? Woah, Woah
Nonicat, Nonicat
You got top billing
And we’re so willing
To toss brazillions of doors at you.
So go and make up your cute little Nonicat farce!
Nonicat, Nonicat
We love you
Yes, We do!
You and your Nonicat farce!
What snark Nonicat? Woah, Woah
What snark Nonicat? Woah, Woah
Nonicat, Nonicat
You’re mischievous
And if our wishes
Can all come true
We’ll soon be reading your sweet little Nonicat Haiku!
Nonicat, Nonicat
We love you
Yes, we do!
You and your Nonicat Haiku!
You and your Nonicat farce!
You and your Nonicat prose!
My very own song! *swoon*
Someone tell me if this is wrong. I read this:
A mother approaches me, violently dragging her two teenage boys along.)
Mother: “I demand you call the police immediately and have them arrest those ‘flashers’ at once!”
(She motions to the two topless girls on the beach.)
Me: “Actually, here in Ontario, it’s legal for women to go topless….”
I stopped there, and my first thought was “To Ontario!”
Please ignore this, I just read the rest of it…and…uhhh….NO. No way at all. Ew.
Where’d everyone go?
To Narnia.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
I hear it’s cold there.
I ran out of
AfternoonTurkish Delight…I’m still scared by your avatar.
I’ve seen scarier. Let’s see…
Abbadon, zomie-thing from Dead Space, little girl from F3ar.*
*Yes, it’s spelled like that. It’s third in a series.
This one better AR?
Actually, yes.
Oo! I like that one too! But I liked happy little Death better.
I liked Death better too. I can’t tell what that is. Maybe you could switch to War, or Strife, or Fury?
Hey Bombdude, I found your redneck cousin Dumbdude
Hold my beer and watch this
I laughed at this all day.
😀
He still has all of his fingers, that counts for something, right?
Still making me go *snerk*
“Little to much Magnesium…”
Holy…
Sh…Crap! “How am I stupid, let me count the ways…”1. I think I have the mixture right, let me test it on the kitchen table
2. I think I’ll light it with a MATCH!?!?!?!?
3. Hmm, wonder if there is any chance of anything going wrong. maybe I should wear some protective gear?
4. No can of generic beer in the video frame. C’mon bubba, get with the program…
Funny, but fake…
I thought they went over the bridge to Terabithia.
Ooh, I haven’t read that one. Will it be part of the book club?
Yes and there will be an esoteric discussion afterword.
I hated the ending.
I was outside felling dead timber and pruing trees interspersed with assaults upon the jasimine attempting to engulf my walkways.
I was busy making then eating a delicious dinner, now I’m procrastinating before doing a 30 min run because I hate running after dinner.
Cap’n, if your done there I’ve got some leaves that need clearing. There’s some vintage cereal in the deal if you haul away the tree stumps too.
Sorry, I went to class. I decided that I’d try to learn something today. Oh and it was also a Professor Hottie day, so I didn’t want to miss that.
I remember that professor.
I’m having a terrible time keeping this listing in perspective. I keep wanting to…keep wanting to…*herk*
‘Scuse me.
[Civic Duty OT] A friendly reminder that tomorrow is election day in many parts of the United States. If you are legally able to, please vote. [/OT]
And I’ll be voting for cereal. I like cereal.
Cereal is good, but I don’t like cereal’s stance on education. My vote is going to ice cream.
Manda, Cereal and Ice Cream are on the same ticket. They’re running against Broccoli and Fig Newtons.
*mumbles* am i the only one who keeps up with the politics
The politics of dancing?
Strangely, or perhaps not strangely considering who I am, when this song came out, I thought they were singing “the politics are dancing.”
I’m going to vote for sammiches.
Bacon. Bacon will always have my vote. So will cheese.
Well Lola, you better go vote then. Hurry!!!!
I did early voting and chose crunchy peanut butter, but I think smooth is ahead seeing as he’s just been saying what everyone wants to hear.
christina, I think they’re both nuts.
“Sometimes you feel like a …”
Lola — my daughter said that if she could vote, she’d vote for bacon also. Great minds….
I’m going to post another notalwaysright.com thing, but if anyone wants me to not do it anymore, just tell me. I promise to stop:
Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get out?”
Me: “The door is right over there, ma’am.”
Customer: “Yes, but it’s not opening.”
Me: “It isn’t an automatic door.”
Customer: “So, how do I get out?”
This is scary, but a little late for Halloween. Pity.
I just noticed, where is Astro?
Banding* or something would be my first guess.
*(The people I was friends with in high school who were in marching band referred to it as a verb.)
I didn’t know Astro belonged to the Audubon society.
Go here!
How…
What…
But…
I…
Pbbbbbt.
Sorry, LL. I couldn’t think of anything.
Anyone is welcome to share my philosophy. Just don’t expect to be the leader… it’s kind of led by procrastination. Eventually somebody will wash the dishes…
Dagnabbit, I’m on the laptop with a wonky video card, that didn’t play nice at all!
You need to issue a warning first, Hammy! It’s a good thing this couch has a seatbelt or I could have been seriously hurt!
It’s OK, you would have landed in the couch thats ^up there^.
They have couches in Canada?
Sorry, some of the stupidity from my new favorite site* is crossing over to here.
*Don’t worry drmk, I have multiple favorite sites. YSaC is still near the top. (I will not tell you what is at the top.)
I’m guessing it has a lot of Xs in the title or the words hot, action, and Asian in the url? :p
I was going to say the same thing, but I don’t recall seeing him on my fav… never mind.
*Wanders off whistling*
It doesn’t have Xs in the title, or those words.
*herk*
That sounds exactly like my catulator followed by the sounds of: “Momma, Sam just frew up on the rug!”
Good night, all, thanks for helping me get through the day.
Now I just have to resist the temptation to keep checking here all day tomorrow when I actually have real work to do.
Chrome just gave me an internal error while trying to give doors, just so you know.
Oh noes! Now Chrome is doing it! No one is safe!
nonsensicalcat, Noni to her friends, gets a well deserved, red-ink, Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night Inverness!