YSaC, Vol. CXXIII
For Birthdays,Weddings,BABY SHOWERS,Batptism,Bacherlor parties ETC
If ANY ONE INTERESTING
CAN REACH :
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You can only call that number if you are interesting. Everyone who's interesting, pick up the phone. ... Not so fast, you!
The Batptism ceremony is a little-known ceremony in which a young child is struck in the head by a whiffleball bat, thus signifying their entry into the early childhood torture system popularly known as "Little League".
I don't think I want to know what kind of favors someone would order for a bachelor (or bacherlor) party, but I'm pretty sure it might involve hi dusting.