YSaC, Vol. CXXIII
2008 November 19
Parties Favors
For Birthdays,Weddings,BABY SHOWERS,Batptism,Bacherlor parties ETCIf ANY ONE INTERESTING
CAN REACH :
( xxx )xxx – xxxx
You can only call that number if you are interesting. Everyone who’s interesting, pick up the phone. … Not so fast, you!
The Batptism ceremony is a little-known ceremony in which a young child is struck in the head by a whiffleball bat, thus signifying their entry into the early childhood torture system popularly known as “Little League”.
I don’t think I want to know what kind of favors someone would order for a bachelor (or bacherlor) party, but I’m pretty sure it might involve hi dusting.
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Na na na na na na na na na — BAT-PTISM!
“Holy water, Batptman! Dunk that baby!”
Is somebody calling me?
Oh… sorry about that. This happens to me all the time.
Oh, oh! I’m interesting and can reach! I love “Batptism” too! If only drmk/ dan didn’t x out the numbers.
I’m more intrigued by Bach Erlor. Thi is obviously a reference to one of the musical Bachs and also Erlor http://de.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6196359851 who seems to be into vampires from my initial curosry glance at his page.
So we have parties favors that iclude classical music and vampire fans – now that is something I’m interesting in and can reach ….
Jami_no_e I echo your complaint about drmk/dan x-ing out the numbers
At first I was bothered by the lack of spaces after the commas, but then I found them – between the parentheses and the area code, on either side of the dash in the phone number, and before the colon. But that makes one too many. The balance of spaces is still off! This post may implode at any moment!!
Don’t cross the streams, A. R.! That would be bad.
I am leaving my stench of cominos and chili powder all over this entry… per Isaac’s request.
I hope you’re real proud of yourself Isaac.
On topic: I wonder if party favors for all those various events are packaged in the same room. The juxtaposition of sending the bachelor party box to the wrong client is rather… fun.
I’m baffled by their need to shout BABY SHOWERS, but none of the other occasions.
And for the love of God, the word is anyone. Why is this so hard for people? “Some one”, “some where”, “no body” (now that one is just disturbing). I can’t take it any more.
“No body” just made me cry. That would be a head right?
I think the “any one” part is maybe referring to any of those parties sound interesting? Like you pick, any one of them.
Did I miss the party? I especially hope I missed the Pin the Gazongas on the Stripper game in the Bach Erlor party.
Personally, I ain’t got no body that I can depend on. For example, I’ve gotten used to the hip and leg not working so well. Now I have a pulled muscle somewhere near my back regions. Ow!
“Batptism”
Would that be when a member of BCI (Bat Conservation International) takes a person out to Bracken Cave for their first experience of a major bat emergence?
(Thanks to R for mine, in any event.)
I’m thinking about having an ETC party. Will need plenty of parties’ favors. Surprise me!!!
I’m interesting and have arms so I can reach. If this party is a success, I will contact you regarding any upcoming BABBY SHOWERS in the future.