YSaC, Vol. 970: Never interrupt Sparky when he is making a mistake.
Sometimes Dan and I slave over posts to get them just right. And other times .... well, other times our fabulous readers send us things that we can use pretty much wholesale. This is one of the latter times. Here, with very little editing, I present to you a submission by our very own Astro J. Nash.
Intelligence Report 4/19: French Prudential Front
Here is the latest intelligence in the War on Unsightly Syntax and Spelling (aka WUSS). As of this evening, I've intercepted some crucial intelligence which suggests that the French Prudential Regiment (you remember the French Prudential Regiment, right?) is on the move again.
Vintage French Prudential Chairs + Mirror - $500
I don't have space to store them and they must go..
MAKE A REASONABLE OFFER- We'll talk.
Anyhow, the French Prudential Regiment under General Sparky has, we believe, succeeded in infiltrating Italy. We base this belief on the following covert missive:
7-piece Bassett Italian Provential Bedroom Set - $800
Bassett Italian Provential, 1972
This was my mother's very nice all wood Italian Provential bedroom set, purchased at the [location] Merchandise Mart.
It's great quality and very cute!
7-piece bedroom furniture includes:
Two Bedside tables
Double dresser with Mirror, detached
Single dresser with Hutch, detached
Desk with chair
We don't know who or what "Ellen" is, but our spies are attempting to gain more information by monitoring correspondences between Generals Sparky and napolian.
painting of napolian - $75
Capn. Astro "Jailbait" Gnash