Okay, roll call! We need to figure out who was taken up in the Rapture yesterday, and who is still here. Please post if you haven’t been floated up to Heaven. (Both drmk and Dan are accounted for — no surprise there.)
And here’s an old post to amuse you if you’re still here on earth, you sinner.
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*waves at dan and drmk*
The Rapture passed me by, too. And here I spent all yesterday polishing my halo.
*sigh*
Everything’s okey-dokey in the bunker.
I’m somewhat disappointed the world didn’t end, ’cause now I have to do laundry.
Yeah, and there’s work tomorrow. Of course, it’s possible only a very few people were taken up.
I was on vacay, GC! Imagine my dismay at having to go to work tomorrow! Of course, I was also on a plane for large parts of yesterday. Perhaps I flew through the rapture and was accidentally missed. 8)
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Just you. Must be your age.
Is Hammy going through man-opause?
Still here, and not in the least surprised. The Doctor always saves the world.
What do you mean, he’s not real?
Still here.
Last night’s dinner has gone to heaven ’cause someone cooked the hell out of it! Ever had salmon jerky?
Here! And so’s my husband. 8)
I’m still here.
Unfortunately, so’s my sister.
Also, this is going to be the best Friday ever*.
*This may be an overstatement.
Isn’t today Sunday?
*checks calendar, moon phases, looks out window*
Totally Sunday here.
This week is going to possess the best Friday ever.
Better?
I’m getting a whole duality of man notion today. Ah. Comments are still on in my neck of the woods.
I know! I dunno where I should be posting! Here? There? New? Old?
Yes
I first posted at the redux, and didn’t even realize comments were open until people started commenting and they weren’t showing up under the headboards.
I had that same experience, but noticed it before my comment became un-editable. So I fixed it 🙂 But I don’t think it really matters as merely posting in the other section proves you’re not raptured. I’m pretty sure God’s internet connection sucks.
The rapture came knocking and asked if I’d found Jesus. I told it I had him hogtied in the closet. For some reason it left without me.
That just made the quotes page on my blog.
Glad to help! *checks out da blog*
I’m still here. Looks like the Winchesters saved the world again, no thanks to Cas.
Sorry, I speak Supernatural.
*unpacks suitcase*
My ride never showed up.
I’m still here. God hates llama derps.
I was much more focused on celebrating (U.S.) Armed Forces’ Day yesterday.
So . . . there was something else supposed to happen?
Wait, it was supposed to be about six, right?
No wonder my steak and salmon were over-cooked about 60-65 seconds . . .
(veggies were just fine, though)
So, something about a Sunday, and standing guard so others may sit around; life watchful, ever-vigilant, goes on.
I know why the rapture didn’t happen: http://i.imgur.com/3Q6AH.jpg
I probably should not have laughed so hard at that one.
It’s all right, Karmyn… our reactions to that is just more proof we’re all doomed to spend the End of Days in the boiling bowels of Down Stairs. But that’s okay… I hear they have a good retirement plan.
And it’s a dry heat. No humidity to deal with.
Love the duct tape wrist bands.
*looks under the bed and in the closet*
Nope, no rapture here… Wait… was that supposed to be yesterday?!? Crap, I wasn’t at my appointed pickup place! I need a better way to keep track of stuff…
Still here. I’m quite sure that no one in Congress or the state general assembly got raptured either.
Hmmm, only 18 comments …. that means that a good number of our readers must have been Raptured!
Or hung over…
Or sleeping in while they can.
I haven’t chimed in for a while but I don’t want the YSaC community to get the wrong idea about my beliefs. I’m still here and I didn’t get the looting opportunity of the millennium either. I had a long list of items to acquire.
I had a busy day yesterday, so I must have napped through it. Ah well.
I think my Google ads were raptured. I got nothing.
Not raptured, just home from vacation. Or, I was, and NYC is heaven. If so, I’d expected a cleaner apartment, though still having the same cat is a nice continuity.
I have not been raputred. I blame the lice.
Mr. LRC is still here, as well. I blame his 35 year Grateful Dead addiction.
In other news, we were also not eaten by velociraptors or taken up by BSG raptors.
Ah, well. At least we are still together.
Wow. So many people on the ysacl are still here. On the other hand, the other forum I frequent was empty. I won’t be able to fangasm with my fellow Harvey Danger fans anymore, but at least I’ll be able to lurk and read brilliant snarks over here.
Does ANYONE else find it peculiar/ironic that my brother has not posted?
Check the redux before replying. 8)
Yeah, I just saw that after I posted.
Also, I wish to share a little ditty that I posted on another friend’s facebook wall during a conversation regarding the Rapture. This version is longer than the original by a verse.
Oooohhh…
God’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice…
Jesus Christ is comin’ to town.
With giant earthquakes that tremor on cue
Elephant stampedes and looting cars, too
Jesus Christ is comin’ to town.
All the sinners left here on earth
Will have a jubilee.
They’re gonna steal and pillage
All the mankind’s property
Oh!
You’d better not sin
You’d better not lie
You’d better not cheat
I’m telling you why…
Jesus Christ is comin’ to town!
Jewish, so no expectation of rapture here. However, I’m in Baltimore, and the Preakness was run in my neighborhood yesterday, and last night/today is a Jewish holiday traditionally celebrated by having bonfires, so I have a feeling the local emergency responders may have felt like the world was ending and/or wished it would just end already.
In my head, AR, I’m thinking the bonfires are to cook the horses who didn’t do so well in the race. I am sick and twisted some days.
I was scooped up during the rapture. Sorry I didn’t let you know earlier; 3G is really spotty up here.
I wasn’t planning on being taken up. But I was planning on joining in on the post-rapture looting party. Now I’m bummed. Maybe next rapture.
Still here, because I’m a dirty dirty heathen.
That’s the best kind! ♥
Yeah, so I’m a dedicated lurker…but de-lurking just for a moment to check-in. No Rapture for me! (unless you count playing the song)