YSaC, Vol. 1006: I once was found, but now I’m lost …

2011 June 6

cat found ..free to good home


This cat came to our home and we can’t keep him. PLEASE.. if you know who owns him or if you would like him please email us. Thank you

I can see why they can’t keep him. It’s very difficult to contain Invisi-Cat. I mean, just look at the picture, and at the destruction Invisi-Cat has already wreaked on this poor hapless bathroom! He’s obviously already repainted it the color of his favorite tuna treats — I mean, nobody would choose that color on purpose, after all, so it’s clearly the work of the evil Invisi-Cat. Everyone knows Invisi-Cat is a terrible interior decorator.

Thanks, Nicole!

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  1. 2011 June 6
    David:) permalink

    I wonder if this invisible cat just so happens to be a bobcat? Seems like those are starting to be found.

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 June 6
      Izzybee permalink

      You mean “we can’t keep him (because he’s already eaten two of the children)”?

      Adores: 14
      • 2011 June 6
        David:) permalink

        Neh, some people would still keep the cat.

        More like “We can’t keep him because he has already eaten us”

        Adores: 5
    • 2011 June 6

      This is the Emperor’s new cat.

      I can see it, can you?

      Adores: 25
      • 2011 June 6
        Artsy Computer Geek permalink

        Of course I can. Why do you think I wouldn’t be able to? I got the memo.

        Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 6
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      It could be a cheshire cat.

      Adores: 11
      • 2011 June 7
        CoffDrop permalink

        Artsy – You and I came up with the same vision of that cat, proving that great minds think alike. But why in heck have I gotten more doors than you? I think everyone is just feeling sorry for me. Anyway, I’ve doored you and would do it again if I could. Now if I could just get this toothy cat-smile out of my dreams……..

        Adores: 0
  2. 2011 June 6

    “This cat belongs to E. Schrodinger, Vienna, Austria”

    Adores: 30
    • 2011 June 6

      Sadly, if we mail him the cat, he’ll never open it.

      Adores: 24
      • 2011 June 6
        Lola permalink

        And if he does, we’ll never know if it is dead or alive.

        Adores: 6
    • 2011 June 6
      Is.A.Manx permalink

      We find the small Viennese piano-player annoying for always having that noisy van Pelt character about.
      We tolerate this only because of the steady stream of ionized particles are just lovely to bask in.
      What?
      Silly monkeys, insisting upon single-brane-phase existences.
      Now, bring me treats.

      Adores: 2
  3. 2011 June 6
    LimeLolly permalink

    In the dark of night, through all kinds of stormy weather, he fights for for life, liberty and the pursuit of …. cheese? Protecting dairy products from the ravages of field mice and protecting windows from damaging sunbeams, look… up in the sky… it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… Invisikitty? Wait, look on the ground, behind that tree… there’s Invisikitty! Or…. is he over there?

    Where did he go? Somebody shake the treat can.

    Adores: 20
  4. 2011 June 6

    Ninja Cat,
    Ninja Cat,
    Does whatever a Ninja Cat does.

    Adores: 29
    • 2011 June 6
      Dan permalink

      Can he swing
      from a web?
      No he can’t
      he’s a cat.

      Adores: 33
    • 2011 June 6

      Take a look overhead!

      Hey there!

      There goes the ninja cat!

      Adores: 13
    • 2011 June 6
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      The Felinious Ninjas are the name of my underground goth Josie and the Pussycats cover band. We don’t book shows in advance.

      Adores: 15
      • 2011 June 6

        They put on a really good live show, but you’ll never see them in concert.

        Adores: 8
        • 2011 June 6

          I tried to buy a t-shit at the last show, but all I got was an empty bag.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          No, no. Check your bottom dresser drawer. It’s there.

          Adores: 9
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          “I tried to buy a t-shit at the last show, but all I got was an empty bag.”

          Hum, Ghostie. I’m trying to decide if that was an accident. Or maybe you’re having the same keyboard problems I’m having: My “k” doesn’t always work. Maes me want to scream “Fuc!”

          EDIT: Meaning you typed that you bought a t-shit, rather than a t-shirt. Or maybe you did buy a t-shit. Who am I to judge?

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          Nah…T-shit is correct. Thanks to a previous Tacoism, it means a shirt that one would really not want to own, or a cool idea, but highly improbable to own. Or whatever you want it to mean. I forget which post started it, so maybe someone else remembers.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6

          It was deliberate, that’s a Tacoism from … I can’t remember how far back.

          EDIT: What L-squared said.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6

          I start more horrible/accidental Memes before 9am than most people do all day!

          PUDDING NOT ON FIRE!

          Adores: 10
        • 2011 June 6

          Hey, you can’t spell “infamous” without “famous”!

          Well, you could, but most people wouldn’t. 😉

          Adores: 12
        • 2011 June 6
          Addicted Reader permalink

          I’ve been really busy and haven’t had much time to lurk around here lately, but this exchange just reminded me why I have to make more effort to find the time.

          Doors for everyone!

          ::gets the trebuchet::

          P.S. FF doesn’t recognize “trebuchet.” This makes me feel smart for knowing more than the spellcheck (after I went and double-checked the spelling).

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6
          CapnMac permalink

          AR, you did go back and click the add-to-dictionary button, yes?

          FF will remember the spellings you prefer that way.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 June 6
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Interesting idea, Cap’n, but how often do I use the word “trebuchet” anyway?

          Hmm, that does make 3 times in as many hours, so I think you might be on to something.

          ::clicks “Add to Dictionary”::

          Adores: 2
  5. 2011 June 6

    Snuggles never was able to figure out how to work the timer on his owner’s camera.

    It made his brilliant plan for escape – by being sold for free on Craigslist – all the more challenging.

    Adores: 16
  6. 2011 June 6

    Wonderland is certainly different than I pictured it.

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 June 6
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      SJ , sorry ghostcat– I knew that was a picture of you.

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 June 6

        I think they got my good side.

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6
          Artsy Computer Geek permalink

          Definitely!!!!

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 6

          BATMAN PANTIES!

          *runs away*

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6
          Artsy Computer Geek permalink

          They are Hello Kitty panties. Get a grip Taco.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6

          Get a grip is probably not a phrase you want to use when panties are the topic of discussion…

          …unless this is a much more lurid discussion than I had originally assumed.

          Adores: 9
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          The WEDGINATOR, I presume?

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6

          :squints at photo:

          I think those are my Green Lantern panties.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          CapnMac permalink

          *still trying to shake image of handlebar-equipped drawers*

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 6

          Been peeking in my panty drawer again, Cap’n?

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          monkeypizzasonic permalink

          Shouldn’t they be Cheshire Cat panties?

          Hmmm, magical disappearing panties…

          Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 6
      Lara permalink

      Well, the mad hatter has the camera for one thing…actually that’s not fair. The mad hatter would have chosen a better color for the bathroom than that. Plus the pictures would probably all be of socks.

      Adores: 6
  7. 2011 June 6
    Grampdaddy permalink

    This picture is really a still capture from kittyporn. Kitty is in the shower and will be caught on hidden camera when it get out to dry off. See the whole, torrid movie on www. lookatmykitty. com

    Adores: 11
    • 2011 June 6
      Lola permalink

      Naughty, naughty Grampdaddy! I see you’re up to your old tricks again.
      *passes flask approvingly*

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 6
        Artsy Computer Geek permalink

        Just think, Grampdaddy had to keep all of this inside for an entire school year. He’s probably ready to Grampdaddysplode.

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          Grampdaddysplode

          Eeewww. Just who is supposed to clean that up?

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6

          We had the Lounge coated in Teflon after the first Tacosplosions, just set it to “potscrubber” and come back in an hour.

          Adores: 8
      • 2011 June 6
        Grampdaddy permalink

        *accepts flask approvingly* I have to get a magic flask like this! Maybe on eBay??

        By the way, love your hair in your avatar, Lola. Reminds me of when I was a young impressionable lad.

        Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      funky monkey permalink

      In my head, I can see one of our cats sliding back the shower door, reaching for a towel, stepping out on the bath mat, and butt flossing with one of my good towels.

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6

        You must have really big cats or really tiny towels.

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          both

          Adores: 4
      • 2011 June 6
        Grampdaddy permalink

        Funny funky monkey! – are you the one who posted the video? If not, how come you know what the “plot” was, hmmmm?

        I love little monkey,
        Her smile is so happy.
        If I was orang-utan,
        I could be Grandpappy.

        Adores: 3
  8. 2011 June 6
    funky monkey permalink

    The cat is hiding behind the door waiting to grab some skin off a foot, like my crazy siamese does.

    Yeah, that color scheme looks like a blind decorator selected it. And then the guy at Lowe’s that mixed the paint was blind. And in a hurry.

    Adores: 10
  9. 2011 June 6

    Were I not at work, I would count this the perfect time for an image of a sandwich floating in mid-air with the caption, “INVISIBLE CAT” in 48-point Impact. In lieu of this, please accept this mid-morning snack.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 June 6

      I see nothing wrong with that. Carry on.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      CoffDrop permalink

      What a bunch of bologna…….

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6

        Looks more like ham substitute and American flavored cheese product to me.

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6
          CoffDrop permalink

          Perhaps Mystery Meat would be more accurate…….

          Adores: 0
  10. 2011 June 6

    OT – Lucky number 7!! Yep, my baby girl informed us yesterday that she is expecting a baby in early March 2012. She already has a 3-yr. old daughter.

    This will make grandbaby number 7 and I am over the moon.

    We now return you to your regular snarkaliciousness.

    /end OT

    Adores: 16
    • 2011 June 6

      Yay, Grandma!

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 6
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      Congrads CJ!!!!!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      Lara permalink

      Woohoo!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6

      Grandparent ALL the children!

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 June 6
        Lara permalink

        Wait a minute, I think my Mom wants to keep hers.

        Adores: 4
      • 2011 June 6
        TelcaCat permalink

        Grandparent ALL the children!

        Um, please God no? At least not this child. Really, it’s best for the world.

        Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 6
      Lola permalink

      Hooray, CJ! Best wishes and health to them.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6

      Thank you everyone!!

      Babies!! SQUEE!!

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 6
      CapnMac permalink

      One of my father’s prized possession is the t-shirt I got him that reads:
      “If I’d known grandkids were this much fun, I’d had them first!”

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 June 6

        Not always true, though.

        According to one of Tron’s grandparents: “He’s nice enough to have over, but after half a day he starts to wear out his welcome.”

        They should be happy; Tron only shows his true side to those whom he’s gotten used to. People who are still a novelty to him see the cute, happy toddler version. Unrepentant flirt, that boy. But once he no longer feels the need to flirt with you, he transforms into his real Mr. Hyde self.*

        *Thus far the only thing that has really kept him in happy mode is his “cousin”. His “cousin” being my sister-in-law’s dog. When they’re together it becomes a “boy and his dog” situation. Really weird to see the transformation in the both of them when they’re brought together.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6

          TM…truly I understand. My oldest daughter’s son is hell on wheels. His other grandma cannot handle him for more than an hour. Me, I’m smarter than he is, faster and craftier. He wears my ass out though…the cute li’l shit.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6

          Both of my nieces are like that; adorable to strangers, coked-up spider monkeys to the family. It’s a good thing they’re so damn cute.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6

          It’s the cute ones you have to be careful of. They know that they’re adorable so they can get away with more.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          Ghostie : “coked-up spider monkeys”. I’m writing that one down.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Taco, Tron’s grandparents’ in question are obviously doing it wrong. Based on extensive experience, the role of grandparents is to (1) Wind the child up as tight as can be, (2) Feed them immense amounts of sugar and red dye, (3) Provide extensive opportunities for over-stimulation, (4) be sure the child does not get a nap, and (5) send them home with parent just prior to meltdown.

          It is a matter of finesse and critical timing – an art, not a science.

          Oh – step (6) laugh hysterically as child and grandchild drive away.

          Adores: 6
    • 2011 June 6
      Addicted Reader permalink

      Yay, best wishes!!!

      Adores: 1
  11. 2011 June 6

    I wish more things came with free stuff like this. Buy a house, get a free cat. Buy this six pack of soda, get a free hamster. Buy this Range Rover, get an overinflated ego and a free giraffe!

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 6

      Is it a petite lap giraffe? I’d totally buy a range rover if it came with a petite lap giraffe.

      Adores: 6
      • 2011 June 6
        CoffDrop permalink

        Uh, that was Ninja cat. This is a Petite Lap Giraffe.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 6
          mudslicker permalink

          Otherwise they make tears

          My cats do that. Tears in my couch. Tears in my carpet runners. Tears in my curtains. Tears in my tiers.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6

          My cat owns three Visine factories. Doing pretty good for himself, actually.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6

          Dangit. Had the wrong link in my paste buffer. This paste buffer sucks at buffing paste.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6
          mudslicker permalink

          Clear Eyes factories give out free beach balls.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          DARN IT… another cool linky to watch. They have cameras on the PLGs!

          Edit: Well now I’m confused…. I think I’ve just been hoaxed.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          OMG… y’all… I need more coffee. I am mortified.

          My only excuse is that I’m suffering from lack of sleep from visiting my new niece so often.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          CoffDrop permalink

          LL – I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          @Coff… seriously, painful… I know better, but the ol’ synapses are not firing in sync today.

          Just tell me that “It’s Sam’s Birthday today”. (family joke)

          Adores: 2
  12. 2011 June 6

    It’s the Invisible Pink Unicorn’s sidekick, the Invisible Blue Cat.

    Adores: 6
  13. 2011 June 6

    Ninjacat is not amused at your attempts to take his picture.

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 June 6

      Ninjacat will wreak terrible vengance upon you for this insult to his honor, right after his eighteen hour nap.

      Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 6
      Is.A.Manx permalink

      ninja cat has already wreaked vengeance; you just have not yet put those shoes on.

      Adores: 7
  14. 2011 June 6

    Obligatory ninja cat.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 6

      Do not play with Ninjacat, do not taunt Ninjacat, for you are crunchy and taste good with kibble.

      Adores: 5
  15. 2011 June 6
    DGiovanni permalink

    I am pretty sure the picture is to give the reader a general idea of what a good home should look like. Keep in mind they want a good home, not a great home, or an impressive one. The cat they found is rather ordinary and does not deserve the best, just something that provides for basic needs. Since my apartment is just slightly larger than their bathroom I am unable to adopt the cat, oh sigh…

    Adores: 13
  16. 2011 June 6
    Windrose permalink

    Ah, another entrance to Narnia. And, that’s Not.A.Housecat, that was a lion. What fools these mortals be.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 June 6
      Lara permalink

      Damn it Aslan! You’re supposed to use the gigantic litterbox not the toilet. Are you eating the toilet paper?! Get out of there!claps hands loudly then grabs the large spray bottle of water and heads for Sparky’s bathroom

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 June 6
        Lara permalink

        I was just pondering what the consequence of using a spray bottle to punish a Christ allegory would be. I bet he poops in your shoes.

        Adores: 10
        • 2011 June 6
          Lola permalink

          Probably sharpens his claws on that load-bearing wall.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          He lets your mother-in-law in the house while you’re gone and shows her where you hide the dirty toys.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6

          They’re in a shoebox under the nightstand.

          Wait … What kinda toys are we talking about?

          I’ll just be over here in my corner with the shovel, putting another basement in the bunker.

          Adores: 9
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          No no no, the toys are in the nightstand drawers, the BATTERIES are in the shoebox. Box-es. AAs are in one box, Cs in another, Ds in another. That big box under the bed stores the flashlight sized batteries and solar cells. If you need to go higher than that, there are extension cords in the bureau right underneath that swing hanging from the ceiling. Ignore the rubber suit and cat-o-nine-tails in the drawer.

          I’m stepping outside to smoke.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          Lola permalink

          Yes, FM, but what about the ball gag, gimp mask, and spiked boots? Are they fair game?
          *passes ashtray and flask*

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6

          I had to send them to the cleaners.

          Damn guacamole.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 June 6
          monkeypizzasonic permalink

          Lara: Maybe he just turns the water in the spray bottle to wine as a distraction.

          Funky Monkey, you’re wasting a lot of energy there. You should try looking into solar powered toys, they’re more eco-friendly. Although you’d have to put up a big wall around your patio and try to find a way to soundproof it.

          …I’ll be in the basement, inventing eco-friendly sex toys and selling them to hippies.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6
          Grampdaddy permalink

          *Grampdaddy is blushing! My goodness ladies…..

          Go rechargable, cuts down on waste and you can always move the batteries from the camera to ..a…. whatever, and vice versa.

          Adores: 1
  17. 2011 June 6
    Windrose permalink

    Gecko in the box! Fresh coffee slices in the Lounge! Happy Monday, all around.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 6
      LimeLolly permalink

      I’m basking in the sunshine right now. Is there a reason that this squeaky toy isn’t squeaking anymore?

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 June 6
        Artsy Computer Geek permalink

        Mindfield was in the box recently. Stay away from anything that smells funny.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6

          Sorry about that. I had clown for lunch that day.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6

          I tried eating clown once, but it tasted really funny.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6
          mudslicker permalink

          I take it you were one of those who weren’t “Loving It”…?

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 6

          Blech. Just thinking about it makes me grimace.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          There’s nothing wrong with clown if it’s prepared properly. Try boiling slowling in Havoline, then serve covered with Brut.

          Adores: 1
        • 2012 June 3

          Just a thought. Wish we had kept Mindfield in the box. 8(

          Adores: 1
  18. 2011 June 6

    cat found lost ..free to give him a good home

    ——————————————————————————–

    This cat came to our home and we can’t keep him from escaping. PLEASE.. if you know who owns him please email us, the galaxy is on Orion’s belt. Thank you

    Adores: 9
  19. 2011 June 6

    Perhaps this kitty passed the How Not To Be Seen course that so many humans have failed.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 6

      Mr. Kitty, would you stand up please?

      Mr. Kitty has learned the first lesson of not being seen, not to stand up. He also cleverly left his house and moved into a temporary flat and began posting erroneous craigslist ads saying he had been found by various other households. However, after tracing back his IP address, we were able to find the flat of apparemtns where he is currently renting a lovely 2 bedroom loft.

      *KERBOOOM!*

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 June 6
        mudslicker permalink

        I LOVE a pair of mountains!

        They remind me of Dolly Parton.

        Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      Lara permalink

      Ok Kitty, would you please stand up. Stand up Kitty. Kitty has learned the value of not being seen.

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6
        Is.A.Manx permalink

        We are amused at your puny attempts at not being seen.

        We will have treats.

        Adores: 0
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        • 2011 June 6

          No, no, invisible, not inaudible.

          Adores: 5
  20. 2011 June 6
    Lara permalink

    I would probably like him if I saw him. I like most cats. I’m not sure why they want to know that.

    Adores: 2
  21. 2011 June 6
    Lara permalink

    The cat is obviously a vampire. It doesn’t appear in the mirror and it can’t be caught on film.
    Zero. Zero cats Ah Ah Ah.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 6

      Count Catulator.

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 June 6
        Lola permalink

        Vun! Vun mouzie! Two! Two mices! Sree! Sree mices! Spinach toothpaste sammich mices! Aah ah ahh!!”

        Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 6
      Grampdaddy permalink

      One of these cats is not like the other…

      Adores: 0
  22. 2011 June 6

    As any good cat owner would recognize, there is a kitty in this picture. It’s sleeping in the sink.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 6

      Mine like to sleep in the bathtub.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 6
        Lola permalink

        Mine is compelled to come in every time I take a bath and then empty the tub, and watch the water go down the drain. Really.

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6

          Mine likes to lick the shower floor after I’m done taking a shower. Ew. Just… ew.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 6

          That’s because your skin cells are down there and he wants a taste of you while he waits. And watches. Biding his time. Waiting for the right moment.

          Adores: 12
        • 2011 June 6
          Lara permalink

          My cat obviously should have been a physicist because she is obsessed with gravity. Everything falls.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 June 6

          Please tell me your cat’s name is Newton.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6

          Mine hogs all the sunlight.

          ^^^^^^See?

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 6
          mudslicker permalink

          she is obsessed with gravity

          My cat is obsessed with gravy. Everything spills.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Lola, I suppose I could offer to come in with the cat and keep both of you company while you bathe. Does your cat like it’s back washed? Does this seem too forward and/or obvious? I have no frame of reference since I only have dogs…

          Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6
        CapnMac permalink

        Well, running the shower “does things” we humans do not much perceive. Some of the gasses dissolved into our municipal water escape. There’s some creation/recombination of ozone. The water runs through the pipes all through the dwelling, something well within feline hearing (and brains organized to find rodents/prey under tall grass). Then, we add soap and other fragrances. If this were not enough, we also Close The Door.

        So, there are Smells; there are Noises; and there What!Is!Going!On!In! There!?–all happening at once.

        Or, it could be that the recombination of water molecules is releasing a torrent of leptons and mesons, and the cats enjoy warching them bounce off the mirror–but, that could be from having stayed up too late with particle physicists with too much tequila . . .

        Adores: 9
        • 2011 June 6
          Flip permalink

          Quantum mechanics, Captain? Answer me this: If a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

          Adores: 11
        • 2011 June 6
          CapnMac permalink

          That is a trick question.

          You did not indicate which flavor of quarks are involved.

          And, as Herr Doktor Heisenberg kept finding out, the physics of a clock is a conglomeration of quantum stadia–but, die Deustche Zugbahn follows a schedule, and alles partikles heed it!

          Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 6
      funky monkey permalink

      Why DO they like to do that? I think it’s cause it’s a good place from which they can pull a kamikaze on the other cats.

      Adores: 2
  23. 2011 June 6
    CoffDrop permalink

    Obviously a Cheshire Cat, but he’s not smiling…….

    Adores: 8
  24. 2011 June 6
    Ralph permalink

    But the cat came back, the very next day….

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 6
      LimeLolly permalink

      They thought it was a goner…

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 June 6

        He just couldn’t stay away …

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6
          LimeLolly permalink

          ” Meeeeeooooowwwww ”

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 6

          I wanna go watch it on YouTube now.

          Curse you, work computer, and your lack of sound and video!

          Adores: 2
  25. 2011 June 6
    mudslicker permalink

    Pussy’s in the well.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 6

      It rubs the lotion on its fur.

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 June 6
        mudslicker permalink

        Probably has got glitter claw polish—looks like “town”….*meeeeooowwww*

        Adores: 2
  26. 2011 June 6
    Innana permalink

    I bet the cat is named McAvity.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 6
      mudslicker permalink

      i think the cat’s name is “fog”

      — c. sandberg

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6
        Grampdaddy permalink

        only if it has little feet.

        Adores: 0
  27. 2011 June 6

    This is what happens when you divide by zero in catmath.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 6

      You can divide by zero all you want in catmath, the only thing that happens is that socks disappear from your dryer.

      This is what happens when you multiply by arugula cranberries.

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 June 6

        And add the sqare root of sardine/marshmallow sammies….

        It happens. every. single. time.

        Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 6
      funky monkey permalink

      I never took Catmath while in school. I took Mouse Milking instead. Knew I would regret it.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 6
        ToBScholarly permalink

        You must have the smallest fingers EVER.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 6
          funky monkey permalink

          Well, I didn’t say how well I did in the class.

          Adores: 5
  28. 2011 June 6
    Is.A.Manx permalink

    I find your monkey-insistence on visibility being binary amusing.

    Now bring me treats.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 6

      It isn’t so much a question of visibility as responsibility. Clearly, as this cat is somebody else’s problem, you can’t look directly at it, but you can probably catch a glimpse of it out of the corner of your eye.

      Adores: 8
    • 2011 June 6

      This spot o’ sunshine is mine.

      And that one too.

      Also, that one.

      They’re all mine.

      Adores: 4
  29. 2011 June 6
    ToBScholarly permalink

    my steam of consciousness thought for the day: My best friend informed me that her cat has now taken to peeing in the toilet. And apparently does it pretty well.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 6
      mudslicker permalink

      Prolly better than my husband.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 6

        As a male, I would find that remark offensive if it weren’t completely spot on.

        Wait, that didn’t come out right.

        Adores: 5
    • 2011 June 6
      Flip permalink

      Does he put the seat down when finished?

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      LimeLolly permalink

      my steam of consciousness

      *hands TOB some hair gel*

      All that steam can frizz your hair.

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6
        ToBScholarly permalink

        And here I was impressed that I spelled consciousness correctly on the first try.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6

          Don’t work my side of the streat, TBS!

          Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 6

      I bet he’s just doing it to have an excuse to flush and watch the water “vanish”.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      Lola permalink

      That fits with what a couple of my friends (sisters) reported – when growing up, they had a cat who, all on her own, found her way to the utility sink and neatly aimed right for the drain (litter box employed for solids). Twice – as in, figured out where it was and used it in two different houses, with no instruction.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 6
        ToBScholarly permalink

        Yeah, my friend isn’t sure whether to be creeped out or impressed.

        I would imagine that watching something like that occur would make me wonder if I had wandered into a Twin Peaks episode.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          CoffDrop permalink

          2B – here is your Twin Peaks episode: Flush

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 6
          ToBScholarly permalink

          This cat has accomplished what my son has not, albeit with a little more prompting…

          Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 6

        Back when I lived in my trailer, if Simon got himself stuck in the bathroom he would “do his thing” in the tub drain. Never at any other time and he hasn’t done it since I moved, but he did do it.

        Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 6

      Mine, Bugsy the Insane, will walk around the toilet seat….round and round and round…all the while keeping a steady commentary going.

      That’s it.

      That’s all he does.

      When he tires of this game he goes off to hog more sunshine.

      Told y’all he’s crazy.

      Adores: 6
  30. 2011 June 6
    Windrose permalink

    I love you guys and gals. Just thought it was time to say that. Life is so up and down here, and so very peculiar.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 6
      Addicted Reader permalink

      We love you tooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      Lola permalink

      *hugs owl/parrot*

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6

      I love you too Windy.

      Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 6

      “supposed to be heart symbol here”

      *offers mouse to owl*

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 June 6

        (There ya go.)

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 6
          CapnMac permalink

          Ok, still picturing paté d’coeur de souris . . .

          (on tres petit talon-apropos toasts, naturellement)

          Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 6

      Dogpile Group hug on the owl-parrot!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      funky monkey permalink

      Hearts and hugs and ‘nanners to the owl.

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 June 7
        Windrose permalink

        Mmm, ‘nanners for dessert!

        Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 6
      Grampdaddy permalink

      Hugs to Windy, and here, have a fresh vole.

      Adores: 1
  31. 2011 June 6
    Ziaheart permalink

    If it’s a hypoallergenic invisikitty, I’d totally buy it for free.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 6
      ToBScholarly permalink

      And name it Oxymoron?

      Adores: 2
  32. 2011 June 6
    monkeypizzasonic permalink

    The cat is obviously on the ceiling.

    The person was just too drunk/confused/in awe to take a proper picture.

    Adores: 0
  33. 2011 June 7
    Windrose permalink

    *munch, munch, burp* Oh, excuse me! This is the best vole and mouse casserole I’ve ever had. I feel much better now.

    LimeLolly, Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Archenland!

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 June 7
      LimeLolly permalink

      Thanks Windy. I only need a few more minutes and I can redeem them for that jello mold set that I’ve had my heart set on.

      Adores: 1
  34. 2011 June 9
    Nicole Feinberg permalink

    -crawls out of darkness- Oh. Look! My submission to YSAC. -crawls back into hidey hole-

    Adores: 1
  35. 2011 July 10
    LimeLolly permalink

    :snerk: ♫ you’re gonna get reported ♫ you’re gonna be in trouble ♪♪

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 July 10
      flip permalink

      LL – U such an early reptile! Please read rest of the funnies and have croissant and coffee slice. Pleasant Sunday to all……

      Adores: 0
  36. 2011 July 10
    Lara permalink

    The ad for this page is one seriously freaky looking red table. Sadly, I can’t take it, it’s not free.

    Adores: 0
  37. 2012 June 3
    wanda permalink

    I cannot possibly top anything that has already been said about this post. However, my first thought was “they are leading me into the bathroom to show me the lovely cat, but all there is in there is a killfloor”.

    Ya know, fool me once…

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 June 3
      LimeLolly permalink

      Meh… I’m back to be fooled again. Long-term memory loss, ya know.

      Got that from the War of 1812. Or was that in 1943?

      Adores: 4
  38. 2012 June 3
    LimeLolly permalink

    We LOVE ninja cat!

    Adores: 3
  39. 2012 June 3
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I had a ninja cat once. Murphy blended in with the bark of the tree in my back yard so well.
    Sometimes had to wait until he moved to see him. great jumper too. He had no trouble taking down birds as they flew by.
    Nothing like my blonde cat Mandy, He just chased dogs and played fetch when he wasn’t to busy stealing money.

    In the picture, I think I see the cat’s face peeking around the sink cabinet somewhat blending in with the baseboard. The picture is not clear enough for me to be sure though

    Adores: 2
  40. 2012 June 3

    Adores: 3
  41. 2012 June 3
    Digitalaxis permalink

    I see… these are the insufferable people who actually found Waldo in the Land of Many Waldos. They think they’re so clever. Let’s see… there might be a whisker by the doorjam. Or perhaps I’m meant to infer the cat from claw marks on something…

    Adores: 1
  42. 2012 June 3
    Digitalaxis permalink

    In this picture there are eleventeen cats. None of them can be seen.

    Adores: 2
  43. 2012 June 4

    Brer Fox, you’ve been in the box before, but DDD, this is your first time, I believe! Here’s your card, now hold it up in front of your beak. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Cheshire!

    Adores: 0
  44. 2013 October 26
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Coked Up Spidermonkies is the name of my Rolling Stones cover band.

    Adores: 1
  45. 2013 October 27

    Mine is called Sympathy for the Decrepit.

    Adores: 1

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