YSaC, Vol. 1013: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor …

2011 June 15

We here at YSaC are all about helping others.* To that end, today we provide you with ads that might potentially help you improve your personal situation.**

For sale is one beautiful, cherry wood, King size headboard. Has two tall, attractive posts. Comes with all the hardware you need to attach it to a bed frame.

Headboard also comes with Juju that is so bad it borders on the Satanic. This Cherry headboard resided over the marital bed of a ten-year union that ended when the Wife decided she would have relations with her bridesmaid’s husband. To make matters worse, she was also the Godmother of the bridesmaid’s daughter. The bridesmaid is rethinking that decision and has asked the Pope if he would annul the whole Godmother thing.

While the Wife is gone, the Bad Juju headboard still lurks. If you’re trapped in a bad marriage but just can’t find the words to ask for a divorce, have I got a headboard for you. For just $6.66 cash you can install the Bad Juju headboard in your bedroom. While I can’t guarantee the results, I do believe that within three months your unwanted husband or wife will be having a little something something on the side with a close family friend, and be gone before the New Year.

I’ve been through a lot lately, so I can’t entertain any Nigerian scams, phishing expeditions, or Western Union flim-flam mumbo jumbo trickery. No checks. E-mail me and I’ll make arrangements for you to view the Bad Juju headboard. You’re going to need a pickup truck or a trailer to get it home. It’s a lot of headboard and a lot of Bad Juju.

Once the headboard works its magic, you might want to replace it with something else. Like, for example, this:

King size headboard with “whore” scratched into it.


Heavy wood headboard with “whore” scratched into the surface on the left side. Apparently that’s where the whore slept. Could probably be sanded out or masked in some way unless you prefer it as is. There are some other superficial scratches as well.

This will let all of your future carnal conquests know that you’re just fine, thank you very much, and NO YOU’RE NOT BITTER WHY DO YOU ASK?

Thanks, Kathryn and JW!

*This may not actually be true.
**Your results may vary. Do not, under any circumstances, take our advice.

116 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 June 15
    Lou Stool permalink

    Wow. How many people can say they have personally asked the Pope to annul the whole Godmother thing?

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 15

      I didn’t know papal duties covered godmothering. What other trivial things does Mr. Pointy Hat oversee?

      I should call up the Vatican and see if I can get my own Godmother. Right after I find a pumpkin and some field mice.

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 June 15

        He also orders all the candles for each church when they run out. He has to test all the candles to make sure they meet the 14 point requirement checklist to be used in the catholic church.*

        []It’s a candle.
        []You double checked, it’s a candle.
        []It’s made of wax.
        []When lit with fire it burns.
        []It does not explode, so is actually a candle, not dynamite.
        []The candle is white or other suitable color
        []Unscented. Or scented, whatever. It might make the church smell nice
        []I checked it one more time. Still a candle.
        []Those bawdy nuns should probably not be given too many extra candles.
        []The balance point in the candle is appropriate given the length. Not that it matters.
        []The wax has a clean, refreshing taste… like licking Jesus himself. Optional.
        []I am sure it is a candle.
        []No visible cracks or breaks. If there are some, just melt the outside until it looks fine and then check the box anyway.
        []There is a wick in this candle.

        Adores: 11
        • 2011 June 15

          I think these crayons candles pass inspection, but I need to do a taste comparison.

          :scurries off to lick Jesus:

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          I think the “licking Jesus” comments are worthy of a trot to the corner, you filthy heathens!!!

          PS: The Pope is also responsible for refilling the TP holders in the bathrooms in the Vatican (proving that oh yes a man CAN do that) and he gets the mail out of the box.

          ADDENDUM: “Bawdy nuns” and “candles”. Heh. Heh heh.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 15

          Licking Jesus is IF’s Emo Creed band.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 15
          LurkRealClose permalink

          Those bawdy nuns should probably not be given too many extra candles.

          *snerk*

          *goes to corner*

          Oh, good, there’s some Jesus flavored coffee slices left. ๐Ÿ™‚

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 15
          Addicted Reader permalink

          I can’t decide if “bawdy nuns” is redundant or an oxymoron.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 15

          I canโ€™t decide if โ€œbawdy nunsโ€ is redundant or an oxymoron.

          Yes.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 15
          CapnMac permalink

          [candle corey]ecclesiastical candles have to be made with beeswax, if memory serves correctly.

          Also, for Catholic practice, being made a godparent is serious business. It’s an oath to raise a child as the parent would in all the religious aspects the parent and mother church would require. Middling serious stuff, for those taking it seriously.

          Although, how slyph get invited to christenings has always vexed me in the telling of such tales . . .
          [/corey]

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 15

          Beeswax is a lesser concern when compared to the fresh taste of Jesus.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 15

          [candle corey]ecclesiastical candles have to be made with beeswax, if memory serves correctly.

          Hence our insistence that BBUT – when invoking the llamanun and ostrimu’s names.

          So, do beeswax candles smell like honey?

          An aside – had a cat named “Beeswax” for years. He was a sweetheart.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 15

          Tasty Ecclesiastical Candles! It’s like Jesus is in your mouth!

          I’ll be in the corner.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Jesus melts in your mouth…not in your hand. Cause if he did, you’d run the risk of going blind.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 15
          ToBScholarly permalink

          [irreverent story]My mother joined our family at Sunday Mass a few months back. At communion time, we all marched up, received our wafers and were returning to our pew when my mom looked at me scrunching my mouth up and making weird faces.
          “What are you doing?” she hissed.
          I answered, “I have Jesus stuck in my teeth.”

          My descent into hell continues.

          [/irreverent story]

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          He always used to stick to the roof of my mouth…. ๐Ÿ™‚

          “Bless me father for I have sinned…can I get a little hummus to go with Jesus? He’s a little dry.”

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 15

          Personally I always thought Jesus was a little dry. He needs to moistureize better… or at least slather himself with some butter and jam before mass.

          *Starts constructing a confessional in the corner*

          EDIT: BOO! Mudsy edited her post and stole my joke!

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Your post wasn’t even there when I edited. I believe YOU are the thief, Mister!

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 15
          Addicted Reader permalink

          I think if I were Catholic these jokes would make me lose my faith. : /

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          Blasphemers! Y’all are going straight to Hell for this! Hell I say! Shame, shame! Forgive them, Jeebus!
          ———————

          Although I gotta admit you can’t beat the taste of a good Christ and peanut butter on toast sammich.

          LOCUSTS!!! HERE COME THE BUGS AND FROGS!!!!

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 June 15

          Jesus. Not just for breakfast anymore.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          My bologny has a first name,
          It’s J-E-S-U-S!
          I’m eating sammichs in Heaven some day
          ‘Cause me He loves the best.

          Oh I love to snark and
          Blaspheme all day
          And if you don’t like it
          Why, I’ll saaaaaaaayyyy…

          ..something something
          mumble mumble
          My Lord can whip your
          A-S-S!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

          ADDENDUM:
          AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 15
          Windrose permalink

          Ghostie, a bunch of people are looking for you! They have stickers on their cars and trucks that ask, “Got Jesus?”

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 18
          monkeypizzasonic permalink

          If wafers aren’t your thing, you could always try comparing them to wine.

          Adores: 0
  2. 2011 June 15
    Mel permalink

    But what if I buy the Bad Juju Headboard while single? Will it attract the husband of the last girl I was a bridesmaid for, thus splitting up their marriage and allowing me to rid myself of both a friend and an affair? Maybe I should e-mail Sparky and ask? I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 June 15
      The other Dave permalink

      I’m thinking that if you’re single and get this headboard, any girl/boy/other you bring home will automatically start having sex with another person.

      Careful management of this headboard could lead you to a life of threesomes.

      Adores: 9
      • 2011 June 15

        Or ownership in a pornographic movie company.

        Adores: 7
      • 2011 June 15
        CapnMac permalink

        And, even a cursory examination of Rule 34, shows that not all threesomes are desireable . . .

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 15

          Especially if you have pets.

          Adores: 2
  3. 2011 June 15

    1. Why do I have to buy a king-sized headboard just to get some bad juju? You’d think that by now, someone would have come out with ultra-concentrated bad juju in convenient travel-sized bottles. (suddenly has idea for his own company)

    2. I foresee fights along the lines of “Why do you always get to sleep on the ‘whore’ side of the bed? It’s my turn.”

    Adores: 19
    • 2011 June 15
      Lola permalink

      Slogan for concentrated juju co.: “Take your bad juju with youyou,” or “You go with your bad self, now in convenient travel size.”

      Adores: 8
    • 2011 June 15
      funky monkey permalink

      I bet they’ll stock it in the same aisle in stores where they keep the Mojo powder. And Love Potion #9.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 15
        Lola permalink

        *earworm*
        Thanks, FM!

        Adores: 0
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          She didn’t care if they were red, black or white
          She started f!*$ing every man in sight
          But when she f!*$ed a good friend of mine
          I sold that headboard for nine plus ninety nine.

          Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 15
          Flip permalink

          I doff my hat to you FM – nay, I bow in supreme reverence……..

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          And I like your little finger, Flip.

          Adores: 2
  4. 2011 June 15
    LimeLolly permalink

    I never knew that headboards could be so damaging to a marriage. I think I’ll put off shopping for new bedroom furniture for a while. I like being happily married.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 15

      I know right? I think I’m just gonna leave our bed in front of the window and skip the headboard all together.

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 June 15

        Are you gonna leave the webcam up too?

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 June 15

          Only when I’ve got the TacoThong on.

          *SNAP*

          *Jingly Jingly Jingly!*

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 15

          Wow … I’ve never seen a web broadcast pixelate itself.

          Adores: 4
  5. 2011 June 15

    Placecards for bedtime bouncy! Wish I’d of thought of it first.

    The possibilities are endless and the high end models could have little placards that slide into “frames” on the headboard. Their surface would be like a whiteboard so you could write, erase, write, erase to your heart’s content without damaging the fine particle-board finish.

    *rushes off to check for patents*

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 June 15
      funky monkey permalink

      CJ – I’ve been seeing crafts done with chalkboard paint, I’m trying to find a reason to buy some and turn some object in my house into a chalkboard. There ya go! Instead of names (I HOPE nobody but ME has been on my side of the bed) Hubby Monkey and I could leave notes or draw pictures….

      No, no no. Wait. Oh Jeebus no. Hubby really doesn’t need to be encouraged in the perv department. He’s bad enough already. Nevermind. Sigh.

      EDIT: Now I keep thinking of the pictures Hubby would draw on the headboard. I’m imagining sleeping under a crudely drawn picture of a pe-

      Oh my.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 15

        Pecil.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          No Taco – FM intended ‘peccary’ or ‘pendant’.

          Or maybe not.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 June 15
          Lola permalink

          Grampdaddy, probably not “pendant.” I rather doubt anything would be hanging, if Mr. FM is the artist (per FM’s description).

          Adores: 5
      • 2011 June 15

        Thanks to whiteboard paint, the back of my door is a whiteboard.

        Unfortunately, thanks to cheap markers that don’t erase without some serious elbow grease, I haven’t used it in quite a while.

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 15
          Ziaheart permalink

          If you still have marks on your door… try writing over them with the same dry-erase markers and erasing that. I don’t really understand how it works, but that is the easiest way, that I’ve found, to erase stubborn leftover marker… er, marks.

          Adores: 0
      • 2011 June 15
        CapnMac permalink

        [remodel & craft corey]
        One of the best uses for the chalkboard paint I’ve seen is on appliance decorative panels–specifically refrigerators.

        This works best on those appliances that have a frame and hold a metal sheet as the exterior finish.

        But, it’s very cool in actual use. Small hands can draw all they want, to as far up as they can reach. Grownups can makes lists, leave notes and instructions and the like. The panels are still magnetic, too. Win-win, as long as you can stand a chalkboard-green refrigerator.
        [/corey]

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          Cap’n: If the paint is magnetic too I’m covering one whole wall of our kitchen in that. Awesome. Thanks for the info.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 June 15

          The paint’s not magnetic but the refrigerator is. They do have magnetic paint, though.

          Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 15
      Grampdaddy permalink

      And you could write directions, too. Like, “If you’re not here in 5 minutes, I’m gonna start without you!”, or “Wear the monkey suit with the tassles”, or “Where did you leave the whisk and the electric knife?”

      Adores: 9
      • 2011 June 15
        funky monkey permalink

        “We’re out of batteries” would be another.

        Adores: 4
      • 2011 June 15
        Lola permalink

        Or “Shopping for new gimp mask, brb” so that the partner knows to wait.

        Adores: 3
      • 2011 June 15

        Tonight’s safety word is “Cumquat”.

        Adores: 5
      • 2011 June 15

        You could also post scores.

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 15
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Oooh, a running tally, I like that idea. I used to keep count…

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          And diagrams. Hum. That might be worth it.

          Adores: 2
  6. 2011 June 15
    funky monkey permalink

    Oh my. Is the same reasoning behind my boss asking me to water and take care of the plants that my predecessor left behind? Before she quit, leaving the building in tears? This would explain A LOT. *

    *jk, I actually have a pretty neat boss.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2011 June 15

    If my marriage fell apart* definately the first thing I would do is post my hurt on Craigslist under the poor guise of selling the headboard. That’s just the mentally healthy thing to do, plus it certainly makes your point to your ex-spouse… if they just happen to be browing craigslist in your area for a headboard… reasonably close to the day you post it.

    A plan certain to succeed.

    *When my co-worker and later my boss got divorced and things got ugly/expensive I informed TacoMa’am that she was stuck with me.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 15
      Windrose permalink

      If she had to be reminded, that’s a bad sign. You do need to keep score, maybe.

      Adores: 0
  8. 2011 June 15
    Grampdaddy permalink

    Is there a possibility that we’ve misinterpreted the second ad? Let’s not be too judgmental: Perhaps Sparky had a bad memory and kept forgetting her name so she carved it into the headboard so he could call it out when in the throes of passion – “Ooh, Whore. I love it when you do that, Whore. You’re such a whore, Whore.”

    See how it adds to the tenderness of the moment…

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 15
      mudslicker permalink

      Should have used the possessive: Mine hors.

      Adores: 5
  9. 2011 June 15

    Whenever I read ‘Bad Juju’ this is the first thing that comes to mind.

    So now I can’t read this without a Jamaican accent, and it’s sending me into a fit of giggles.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 15
      mudslicker permalink

      All I get is Johnny Weismuller in a loin cloth tied to a stake awaiting his turn at becoming Edgar Rice Burroughs Stew in some cannibal’s pot.

      Of course until he calls the elephants and they come storming into the camp and flatten the local natives.

      Adores: 1
  10. 2011 June 15
    Windrose permalink

    Love, love, LOVE the title and the earworm thus produced.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs

    Good morning to all, and CJ you are IN the box. 8)

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15

      I’m in the bawks!

      *looks around and finds pink glitter nail polish*

      Well, at least I’ve got something to keep me occupied.

      Here kitty, kitty…heh…heh…

      Adores: 5
  11. 2011 June 15
    Ethne permalink

    the faxt that its $6.66, and yet Sparky’s all like no checks. *snickers*

    Adores: 5
  12. 2011 June 15
    Addicted Reader permalink

    Slow day, huh?

    I understand, it’s a lot to read. I nearly fell asleep reading the first ad, but made myself stay awake because I don’t want to sleep anywhere near the Bad Juju Headboard, or even near a picture of it. My marriage is fine how it is.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 15

      But would you sleep near the whore headboard?

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 15
        Addicted Reader permalink

        What would that change? ๐Ÿ˜‰

        Adores: 1
  13. 2011 June 15

    One of my redhead’s nicknames is JuJu, but she’s mostly good and I don’t think she would cause infidelity. Also, we stopped calling her by one of her other nicknames in public because people can’t hear that it was spelled Ju and assumed we were being antisemitic

    Adores: 5
  14. 2011 June 15
    ToBScholarly permalink

    Maybe the first poster has a stutter and he doesn’t mean Juju, he means Julie. Or junipers. Or July. Or maybe all three. He had an awful incident last July with July in the junipers and it was so awful he cannot bring himself to say it without stammering.

    Adores: 1
  15. 2011 June 15
    Innana permalink

    Two tall, attractive posts? Beautiful “cherry” “wood”?

    What would Freud say, gadzooks.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 15
      mudslicker permalink

      Ooh…so it’s a virgin. I see what Sparky did there.

      ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 June 15

        I’m heading to the corner, and you both are coming with.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Great. Just lemme grab my latex gloves and bleach bottle.

          Adores: 1
  16. 2011 June 15
    ToBScholarly permalink

    Apparently thatโ€™s where the whore slept

    Apparently? So either Sparky does not know who is sleeping in his bed or Sparky has come across this random headboard with no knowledge of its history.

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 15
      Addicted Reader permalink

      Either way, it’s that extra zest of the unknown that makes it worth every penny*.

      *Why are there no prices in either of these ads?

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Because you can’t put a value on Awesome.

        Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 15
        ToBScholarly permalink

        $6.66 remember?
        I don’t know about the second one though. How much do whores go for these days?

        Adores: 0
        • 2011 June 15
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Oh, good point, I only checked the 2nd one before typing that. Still …

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 June 15
          funky monkey permalink

          “How much do whores go for these days?”

          I had a joke that involved your mom, 2b, but I don’t know you well enough.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 15
          ToBScholarly permalink

          God help the man that tried to “employ” my mom. She is crazy. And a religious zealot.
          Which, I realize, is the same thing.

          Joke away FM. Joke away.

          Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 18
      monkeypizzasonic permalink

      Or Sparky is a college student who picked up the headboard somewhere for cheap because he thought it was funny.

      Adores: 0
  17. 2011 June 15
    Windrose permalink

    OT — YSaC Employment Agency strikes again! My honey has an interview tomorrow at 2:00 Left Coast Time. Of course I want him to get the job, but the fact that he has an interview is in and of itself FABULOUS! 8)

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 June 15

      Much excellent juju to you and SO, Windy!

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 15
      Addicted Reader permalink

      ::sends good vibes across the country::

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15
      ToBScholarly permalink

      Congrats! I guess I should use this time period to begin perusing the employment ads as well.
      Except that I am kind of enjoying the summer off.

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 15

      Yay!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15

      Good luck to Ctlhu Cthul Culth Him.

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 15
      CapnMac permalink

      Congrats and hoping some good luck will rub off on me.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15

      Great news ๐Ÿ˜€ Hope it all goes well!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15
      Lola permalink

      I hope they like your household Elder God. Tentacles crossed!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15
      Windrose permalink

      Mr. Windrose (no, no, he won’t like that at all!) Him says to tell you all thank you! 8)

      Adores: 2
  18. 2011 June 15

    OT – Well kids, after surviving the 8-hours-of-hell-can-you-die-from-this? virus last week – hubby got it Tuesday, and me on Friday – we are taking the next few days off for a stay-cation in hotter-than-hell Texas to celebrate our 35th wedding anniversary.

    Whatever you do, do NOT behave or I will be soooooooo disappointed in you. I’ll be back next week, but remember…..I may be watching you…heh…heh…heh…

    /end OT

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 15
      funky monkey permalink

      #1: Have fun on staycation, glad you survived the virus.

      #2: 35 years? Kudos! I bow to ya! ๐Ÿ™‚

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15
      Addicted Reader permalink

      Congrats on the anniversary!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15
      CapnMac permalink

      Tell you what, we’ll throw a June’teenth celebration for your over the weekend!

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 15
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Say, Cap’n, your birthday is coming up, a bit before mine (8 days!), correct?

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 June 15
          Windrose permalink

          AR, your birthday is June 23rd, right? Camille is on June 25, but for some reason, I don’t have Capn Mac’s date noted! Heavens! Where can I put my face? I am so embarrassed.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 June 16
          CapnMac permalink

          19th–June’teenth and father’s day combined this year.

          Probably my last an independent adult, too. Such is life in this glorious Second Depression.

          Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 15
      Lola permalink

      Enjoy, CJ! And rest up – or, you know, don’t. 8)

      Adores: 0
  19. 2011 June 15
    CoffDrop permalink

    Ah, memories of Pillows Behind The Headboard :

    Hot summer nights, wild, wild lovin
    windows open to the hot night air
    night breeze teases our sweaty skin
    we writhe and cry out crazy words
    shouting moaning the bed’s squeaking

    The headboard’s banging, loud and steady
    like a big bass drummer keeping time
    until even we can’t take noise any longer,
    stuffing pillows tween the bed and the wall
    to muffle the sound of our frenzied desire

    I hear loud knocking upon the door
    open up! open up! this is the police!
    Is someone in there being kilt?
    open up or we will break down this door!
    neighbor’s said someone’s being injured

    stumbling naked, my robe forgotten
    Smiling sheepishly I let them in
    as they look me over and shake their heads
    you smile and wave from beneath the sheets
    they stammer apologies, then quickly leave us

    I lock the door, and return to your side
    we laugh like kids and wriggle together
    where were we, before being interrupted?
    I think I remember, but refresh my mind
    give me some help with this, lets start again

    Hot summer nights, wild, wild lovin
    windows open to the hot night air
    night breeze teases our sweaty skin
    we writhe and cry out crazy words
    shouting moaning the bed’s squeaking

    W. I. Boucher

    Adores: 2
  20. 2011 June 15
    David:) permalink

    Always mark where the whore can sleep, so there is no confusion.

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 June 15
      Jen permalink

      You let them sleep?!?!?

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 June 15
        David:) permalink

        Of course, if you don’t let them sleep, you can’t secretly transport them to your underground base without them knowing.

        Adores: 2
  21. 2011 June 15
    Jen permalink

    [OT] This made me LQTM. ๐Ÿ™‚ I now like to think of our benevelant llamanun* as hiding some awesome superheroine threads under her habit. She’d have to be someone smart and snarkalicious, though, and the only superladies who come to mind for that are eebil. Hrmph. [/OT]

    *Bees forever be upon her.

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 15
      Windrose permalink

      Jen, that is WONDERFUL! LOL Hmmm, wonder if I can steal one for a gravitar? Naw, too confusing that way.

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 June 15
        Jen permalink

        Oooh that would have been fun to do for Her Sainted Llamaness’ (BBUH) natal celebrations! Everyone turns up with a different super-llama!

        Adores: 1
  22. 2011 June 15

    I missed everything today so all I can say is HA!

    Adores: 2
  23. 2011 June 16
    Windrose permalink

    CJ, Punchity Punch Punch! Oh, I think I hit you right in the poindexter!

    G’Night, Peyton Place!

    Adores: 2
  24. 2011 June 17
    Bridgete permalink

    I’m a day late (and probably a dollar short) but I wanted to share that I’m really glad this got the “possibly awesome” tag. I would certainly give the first guy the “possibly awesome” tag.

    Adores: 0

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.