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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Guess it must ‘roll’ both ways.
I think we can safely say we’ve reached saturation in the acceptance-of-all-flavors market when a transgendered stroller can be sold on Craigslist and no one from Westover shows up to complain.
Our work here is done.
It’s great that we’ve moved past the bigotry and phobia so that anyone can sell GLBT children’s accessories without fear. Truly, mankind is maturing.
**giggle**
I read “maturing” as, uh, something else the first time through.
Maybe we’re not so mature, then.
Not interested thanks, Now if you had a hot female jogger…
So if it collides with another transgender stroller would that make it a Gender-Bender?
*coffee snort*
When you find yourself doing lines of coffee it’s time to evaluate the caffeine addition.
*Rubs coffee grounds off his nose*
What?
Wait, isn’t this from one of those movies? La Pousette au Folles? To Wong Fu, Thanks For The Stroller, Julie Newmar? The Stroller Game? Kiss of the Stroller Woman? Prick Up Your Stroller? The Strollercage? Help me out, here.
Stollers Don’t Cry?
MF, I’m pretty sure it was “Strollerspotting”, but what do I know?
Priscilla, Stroller of the Desert.
Born in the
USAWrong Body.Lyle, it wasn’t until strolling down Times Square tonight, that I understood your referemce. Bravo.
And it has been an interesting night so far.
Hedwig and the Cross Stroller?
It was “The Strolling Game”
Rawstride!
Strollin’, Strollin’, Strollin’.
Strollin’, Strollin’, Strollin’.
Strollin’, Strollin’, Strollin’.
Strollin’, Strollin’, Strollin’.
Rawstride!
Hah! Hah!
Keep Strollin’, Strollin’, Strollin’,
Though your bewbs are swollen,
Keep them stilletos Strollin’, rawstride.
Through pain of plucking and waxing,
He’ll be wearing all leather,
Wishin’ I was a gal instead.
All my parts are missin’,
Tight dresses, made by Gabbana
Are waiting at the end of my stride.
Trim ’em off, push ’em up,
Make ’em up, put ’em on.
Move ’em out, tape ’em up:
Rawstride.
I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she strolled like a woman but talked like a man
Oh, Lola
[apologies to Ray Davies, and his children’s nanny]
I’m sure we will have one of the political geniuses in Congress put forward a “Defense of Strollers Act”. How else will we ever be able to maintain a proper attitude toward strollers being “one child, one stroller”, like it has always been.
On the other hand, by ‘transgendered’ do they mean it used to be a “boy stroller” and now it is a “girl stroller”? SWEET CLOTHESPIN JESUS! They cut off his wheels and made them inline!
Oh no! They spayed out the stroller’s neuter!
Don’t be an old fogey, Grampdaddy – it might just as easily be a female-to-male trans stroller. Stroller surgical techniques are very advanced these days.
I think the call that an addadicktomy…
The other switcheroo I believe is called the vajayjayontomy.
Yeah, strollers these days can have cup holders and pecil holders.
You mean I have an option of not being an ‘old fogey’? Whoever would have thought it!
Gramps, I’m pretty sure we repealed “Don’t ask, don’t stroll.”
Isn’t that parade in San Francisco every year?
And the West Village? Yes.
Huh. My snark didn’t get out of bed this morning. I saw the movie TransAmerica, not too long ago, and I don’t remember seeing any strollers. 8)
Inconceivable!
I do not think that means what you think it means.
It means they don’t need the stroller.
Step 1: Put the TacoThong on a stroller.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: *JINGLY JINGLY JINGLY*
Step 4: Well, you know.
So, what’s a Scotsman keep under his kilt?
*JINGLY JINGLY JINGLY*
No idea.
Shoes.
“Is anything worn under the kilt?”
“No, it’s all in perfect working order.”
Thank you, Spike Milligan.
Studies show that for the first six months of their life, strollers are immune to outrageous costumes. But they really like listening to bells and other noises. In this instance, the TacoThong is not so bad. [/made up Corey]
I’m trying to meld this with a “trans-sister” joke.
Chastity/Chaz Bono, Lady Gaga, hummmm…
*scratches head, eats flea from head*
Nope, nothing. I blame it on the ninjas.
PS: I think Khloe Kardashian is a man in drag. I just wanted to throw that out there. Mkay. Thanks.
Don’t cross the streams!
Tell that, to ford…
Tell it to ford what?
The steams, how else would you get across?
Sheesh.
I was hoping for some sort of bridge, myself.
OR a viaduct.
Deal me in!
Go fish.
OR a viaduct.
And Chico says to Groucho, “Why a duck? Why a no chicken?”
What do you want with a Ford when you got a horse?
Thanks, Grampdaddy! 8)
You’re welcome, Windy. It fits in with why I’m here, along with another line from a different movie. Again, Chico to Groucho: “You can’ fool me, everbody knows there’s no sanity clause.”
YSAC according to the Marx Brothers…
Gentley?
Is that a new nom d’arte for transgendered/nongendered personal servants?
I know “valet” and “butler” and “dresser” confuse many; titles like “footman” nd “batman” are decidedly not “genderless.” A void I though had been filled by adopting “P-A” (Personal Assistant) as name and title.
Hmm, perhaps a generic name was bound to occur–“This is my P.A., Gentley.”
This ad demonstrates why Sparkies should not use big words.
Poor stroller, it is an “it”, but thinks it is a “he” or “she”.
Oh why can’t people just be more understanding? No need to go off and sell a stroller just because it is transgender.
Its still a stroller. Damn strollerphobes strike again.
Strollerphobes are so mean… always strollertyping.
Don’t feed the strolls.
After looking at this again and again, I still can’t figure out what Sparky meant by “transgender.”
My only guess is “unisex” but since when are strollers not unisex??
I was going to say something witty here, but then remembered that generally babies are the ones in strollers, and then I could no longer say it without feeling like a terrible person.
So instead, please enjoy a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
Have you seen what goes on here? Just say it!
AR, chthulhu did some research and came up with Mutsy Transporter Stroller.
http://www.mutsy.com/products/transporter/options
is it not written that he who seeks for logic in Sparkydom shall come to grief?
Amen, sister. May bees be upon you for that reminder of holy writings.
This is a very special stroller, in that it is also an antique. This is the original transgendered stroller, the “Christine Jorgensen” model, which was only available if imported from Sweden.
Bork bork bork?
Dang, I forgot to warn everyone not to rub the puppy’s tummy. At least in the box, only Mr. Magic and Mr. Drop will come under his spell.
Hammy, Taco, and Coffy– Punchity Punch Punch.
G’Night, Devonshire!