YSaC, Vol. 1060: I hate people when they're not polite.
FREE MALE HUSKY
MUST GO CHICKIN KILLER CANT KEEP SECOND TIME OTHER THAN KILLING MY CHICKINS HE IS A GREAT DOG GOOD W KIDS AND OTHER DOGS AND CATS BUT HE MUST GO ASAP OR WE WILL HALF TO PUT HIM DOWN HES PURE BREAD ALASKIN HUSKY 16 MONTHS NOT FIXED CALL xxx xxxx CAN TEXT PICS SERIOUS INQUIORIES ONLY!!!!!
I can't seem to spell have vs. half,
I write all caps -- an online gaffe,
I've got this dog, and he's a husky,
Don't text unless it's a serious inquiry!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bark, better
run run run run, run run, he's not spayed!
Thanks for the submission, Wendy! (She sent this in in 2009 ... see? You never know when something is going to show up.)