YSaC, Vol. 1068: I'm waiting for the man.
I have a sighned bible from "the man himself"! Make offer on this item. I have read it about 3 times it's pretty lame! Anyways leave email with your offer!!
This has to have been the best book signing ever. Can't you just picture "the man himself", sitting at a crappy folding table in the back of your local Barnes and Noble? A small metal sign on a pole at the front of the store announces: "Today - 2 P.M. Book signing by God Almighty, Ruler of Heaven and Earth, Infinite and Omnipotent, I Am That I Am, Lord of Hosts, Alpha and Omega, Everlasting Father and Ruler of the Cosmos. 3 P.M. - Storytime with Happy the Clown."
Meanwhile in the back corner wedged between the Starbucks and the bathroom, Jehovah is sitting between stacks of books with a line of a dozen or so people waiting to get their copies autographed. His publicist stands behind him on her cell phone, periodically reminding him to contain his boredom while interacting with the fans.
"Who should I sign it to?"
"Yes, I liked that part in Habakkuk too."
"No, I don't know when the sequel is coming out."
"No, I don't sign body parts."
"If you think it's so lame, why are you in the line?"
Thanks for the image, Ross!